I have a cub that escapes the boss

There was such a loud commotion in the bathroom, but Zhu Ge seemed not to have heard it at all.

Ji Hanchuan didn't care.According to the information disclosed by the players during the daytime chat, he can roughly guess.When these things come out, the senses of other players will be more or less affected and undetectable.

He held the toothbrush head with his hand, and the handle sank deep into it.Looking at the length, it almost runs through half of the monster's brain.He grinned his teeth as if in extreme pain, and wanted to bite Ji Hanchuan, but with the slightest movement, he was about to pull the toothbrush straight into his head, making his already ferocious appearance even more horrible.

Ji Hanchuan stared at the other person's hair and clothes. After a while, he was surprised: "Have you changed into my appearance?"

monster:"……"

Ji Hanchuan was annoyed: "How could I be so ugly—" While talking, he held the handle of the toothbrush and pulled the monster out of the mirror.The monster struggled violently, but under the influence of pain and Ji Hanchuan's strength, it was pulled out of the mirror uncontrollably.Only then did Ji Hanchuan see the back half of the thing's body: it would be too prettified to say it was a "body".It was like a piece of plastic that melted under high heat and became sticky and wet.But the front half of the body, ignoring the huddled facial features, still has a human figure.

Ji Hanchuan was very disgusted, and threw the monster - he didn't even want to call it a "ghost", subconsciously felt that it was worthless - on the bathroom floor.At this moment, I looked in the mirror again, and the normal image was restored inside.Ji Hanchuan threw a bath towel on the ground, so that he could calm down, step on the monster, and then carefully look at himself in the mirror.

He couldn't see that the little figure was still behind the bathroom door, covering his face, looking at Ji Hanchuan in the mirror through his fingers, secretly saying to some "person": "Daddy is so handsome!"

Then he stretched out his feet carefully, and quickly stepped on the top of the monster's head on the ground.

Monster: "..." He was also unlucky.During the game, the restrictions on these ghosts are gradually reduced.Now is the first day, at most it can only scare people from the side.

All the "colleagues" had already opened their doors, and he was the only one who wandered around in each room and finally chose a prey.The strength of the prey is different from that of ordinary people.

He can be sure that if it is another player, he will not make himself into such a miserable appearance.But this is obviously a novice field, how could such a guy appear? !

At the same time, Ji Hanchuan stepped on the monster, restraining the opponent's next move.

Then proceed to wash your face.

When the foam on his face was washed away, he suddenly heard Zhuge's voice, calling him: "Han Chuan! Why is it taking so long?" He looked a little puzzled, and then came the sound of footsteps, trembling and boldly, heading towards the bathroom. come along.

This does not explain how noble and self-sacrificing Zhuge is.Mainly they live on the nineteenth floor, and the room door is next to the bathroom.When Zhu Ge walked to the bathroom, he prayed repeatedly that nothing would happen to his roommate.He was ready to see the closed bathroom door, but the scene at the moment was still far beyond Zhuge's expectation.

"This, this-???" Zhu Ge broke his voice, "What is this thing?!"

He took two steps back, his body hit the closet, his fat body trembled, and he said hoarsely, "Why are you still stepping on it?!"

Ji Hanchuan glanced at him, slowly wiped his face with a towel, and said, "Tell the front desk tomorrow to change our bath towels."

Zhuge nodded in a daze, watching Ji Hanchuan squat down.Only then did he realize that the thing that was stepped on had something stuck in its mouth.

Then I heard Ji Hanchuan muttering to himself, "It's a good thing I finished brushing my teeth, otherwise I'd be so disgusting..." He stared at the monster on the ground, the other's body seemed to be melting, but it couldn't penetrate the bath towel, Just spread it out slowly on the bathroom floor.

Looking at Ji Hanchuan, the monster with the toothbrush stuck in its mouth showed a malicious smile.

Ji Hanchuan asked Zhuge friendly: "Old Zhu, didn't you buy a pack of cigarettes tonight?"

Zhu Ge: "Huh? Oh, yes."

Ji Hanchuan: "Borrow me, and a lighter."

Zhu Ge: "Oh..." Still in a trance and very confused, he came over with a cigarette and a lighter.There are no other complaints. After all, he said he bought these things, but the roommate paid for them.

The monsters on the ground opened their eyes wide, watching this scene.Ji Hanchuan was still very laid back, his fingers were slender, and his flesh and bones were well-proportioned. Just lighting a cigarette, he looked indescribably leisurely.Zhuge watched this scene from the side, always felt that he had gone to the wrong place and entered the scene of a murderer's crime.avi.

The first cigarette was bitten by Ji Hanchuan himself.Zhuge didn't buy a very good brand, and what he had in his mouth was some low-quality, pungent tobacco flavor.Ji Hanchuan squinted his eyes, and suddenly a voice floated in his mind.

It was himself, lazily saying to someone: "Okay, okay, the last one, I will never smoke again."

Someone said something to him, he gave a soft "tsk", and his voice lowered, "I didn't smoke in front of Ningning either." His voice was gentle and soft, as if he was smiling a little, "Ningning didn't see it, yes Bar?"

Ji Hanchuan was in a daze for a moment, the monster on the ground saw the timing, and opened its mouth wide again——

This scene, in Zhuge's eyes, was that Ji Hanchuan was bewitched by something, fixed in place, and was about to be swallowed by that bloody mouth!

The fat on his body was trembling, he looked left and right, thought of something, suddenly opened the closet behind him, took out a clothes rail from it, and bravely poked it forward!

At the same time, Ji Hanchuan came back to his senses, looked at the big mouth in front of him, sneered, squeezed the cigarette from his mouth, and plunged the sparks of the cigarette straight into the monster's mouth!

"what--!!!"

The monster was flanked by both sides, let out a sharp scream, and the body that was originally stretched out gathered together again.Ji Hanchuan saw the timing, and threw the cigarette case and lighter to Zhuge again.Zhu Ge hurriedly caught it, and heard Ji Hanchuan say: "Old Zhu, come and help."

Zhuge hissed, and stepped forward frightened.After playing so many games, this was the first time he saw the scene in front of him. For a moment, he didn't know what to say.In contrast, Ji Hanchuan was more like the ghost in his memory, while the one on the ground was a poor victim.

At this moment, the "victim"'s mouth was messed up, and he looked distorted in pain.Ji Hanchuan took another towel, wrapped it around his hand, and wrapped all the monsters, flowing, melted plastic-like bodies into the towel.During the period, the monster wanted to escape several times, so Ji Hanchuan asked Zhu Ge to light a cigarette and wait by the side.When the monster wanted to escape, Zhuge saw the right moment and burned it down with a cigarette.

In the end, Ji Hanchuan tied a knot on the bath towel, and stuffed the monster in the mirror into a small bag.

Then he pondered for a while facing the small burden, and asked Zhu Ge: "Do you think there is a wildlife protection bureau in this small city?"

Zhuge's face was distorted: "Is this a wild animal?"

Ji Hanchuan regretted: "Then what should we do?"

Zhu Ge cautiously asked him, "Han Chuan, what happened? How do you know that he is afraid of fire?"

Ji Hanchuan replied: "Just now, he crawled out of the mirror. I think, since he lives in a wet and cold place like the bathroom, maybe he can't stand the heat..."

Logical minus points.He was able to catch the pain point by mistake.

Zhu Ge was speechless.

Ji Hanchuan seemed unintentional, and asked Zhu Ge: "By the way, he just came out and made a lot of noise, didn't you hear?"

Zhuge replied: "I heard you humming a song, and then suddenly became quiet. Then, the bells jingled, and I came over."

Ji Hanchuan let out a "huh", and got a little bit more sure about the rules.He made a victory gesture in his heart, and then continued to look at the pile of plastic wriggling in the towel and worried.Glancing at the mirror, he muttered to himself: "I don't know if there is really only one like this."

On the bath towel, a bulge appeared, as if the baby stretched out his hand on the mother's belly after eight months of pregnancy.

Ji Hanchuan said indifferently, "I don't understand."

There was a hesitant sound from inside, as if he wanted to come out.

Zhuge held his breath and asked, "Is this because you have been beaten?"

Ji Hanchuan thought about it: "I don't think so."

In the bath towel: "..."

Ji Hanchuan: "What time is it?"

Zhuge glanced at his watch, "It's eleven o'clock."

Ji Hanchuan was thoughtful: "Well, I want to go downstairs and borrow the kitchen."

After he finished speaking, the thing in the towel struggled violently again.Impatiently, Ji Hanchuan said, "Be quiet, or I'll throw you into the frying pan."

The bath towel struggled even more frantically.

Zhuge watched this scene as if in a dream.Seeing Ji Hanchuan "pacifying" the bath towel, he said, "I have to make sure that you won't cause trouble for me in the future. Don't put the oil in the pan? It's okay, find a construction site..." It's right in front of the hotel, on the right.

He really had a negotiating tone and said, "Pour you into the cement?"

Zhuge was speechless, seeing Ji Hanchuan's good voice, he said, "Anyway, you should be quiet, don't cause trouble, and spend seven days...six days in the cement."

Towel calmed down and seemed to be weighing.

Ji Hanchuan asked: "Or do you want to be put in the frying pan?"

bath towel:"……"

After discussing it, Ji Hanchuan stood up and said to Zhu Ge: "Old Zhu, will you go downstairs with me?"

Zhu Ge struggled and weighed.

Seeing him like this, Ji Hanchuan smiled: "Forget it, it's not convenient for you to go up the elevator, and it's too tiring to walk up the stairs. I'll go by myself." He stopped for a while, but with an open-minded attitude, he asked, "Is it the first day?" Are things so easy to fight?"

Zhuge looked horrified, and replied, "No, no, it's because of your strength."

Ji Hanchuan murmured, and glanced at the window.

Zhu Ge felt a "thump" in his heart, thinking: This person will never want to jump down from the window.

Fortunately, after a while, Ji Hanchuan looked away.He has already realized that his physical strength, eyesight...these are indeed somewhat different from other players.Thinking of what Hu Yue said during the day, after leaving the room, Ji Hanchuan walked to the elevator and drew a measurement map in his mind.

He thought: go and wrestle with Hu Yue tomorrow.

See if you can count how many games you have experienced.

With a sound of "ding", the elevator reached the nineteenth floor.Ji Hanchuan smiled towards the empty elevator, very personable and elegant, raised the towel wrapped in his hand, and said, "Come, say hello to your little friend."

The elevator trembled in front of him.