I treat you guys as buddies [Quick Transmigration]

The system feels wronged, what does it do?

It sneered: "Can't you blame me yourself?"

"Who says I can't be hard, I'm obviously hard!" Du Jiu unbuttoned his pants, "If you don't believe me, look!"

10 minutes later--

System: "Okay, okay, I believe I believe it will work."

"No!!" Du Jiu held Xiao Xiaojiu, who couldn't stand up no matter how hard he tried, with red eyes and a determined face, "I will definitely get hard, definitely!!"

It's about a man's dignity, how can he give up easily! !

Three 10 minutes later—

The system was drowsy from his endless repetitive movements, and couldn't help but ask, "Aren't your hands sore?"

Du Jiu stopped, looked at the reddened Xiaojiu who had been ravaged, without lifting his trousers, he fell into the pillow and cried, "It's over, it's over, my life is over, what's the point of my life/(ㄒ oㄒ)/~~”

System: "...Is this the meaning of your life?!"

"Of course you don't even understand gender!" Du Jiu was devastated. For a man, there is nothing to look forward to in life if he can't get hard.

The system snorted coldly: "I don't understand, but Qin Jiuzhao can be tough, who cares if you are hard or soft."

Du Jiu ignored it, and the sadness flowed into the sea.

The system couldn't stand it, and said, "Can you use your brain? Are you planning to put it in the warehouse to collect dust? You tell me how to get hard if you don't have desire?"

Du Jiu sat up slowly, looked down at Xiao Jiu and then at the computer screen that was still moaning and panting, huh?Seems to be.

"So it's because I don't need it, not because I can't get hard at all?"

Because he has no desire at all, so there is no reaction?

Very good, finally willing to take out my brain.The system continued to guide the topic: "That's right, how do you react if you don't have desires, so—"

"So, it turns out that I am such a rational, persistent, and unmoved person." Du Jiu's face was intoxicated, as if seeing his tall and sacred figure.

System: "..." Is this the point? ! ! !

It took two deep breaths and said, "So, why don't you think about why you don't have desire?"

Ai?

Du Jiu was stunned: "Because I... frigid?"

System: "..." Is this a new joke?

It has no expression on its face: "Do you need me to rewind your memory for you? Or give you a few key words to remind you? Yes, continue, don't—"

"Stop!" Du Jiu interrupted, "Tell me, what do you want to tell me?" He could tell that the system had something to tell him.

System: "Can you put on your pants first?"

Du Jiu was silent for a second, then pulled up his pants.

"As I said just now, it's not that you can't get hard, but that you don't have desire." The system said seriously, "Think about it carefully, before Qin Jiuzhao, or before Changchunsi, did you never have desire? "

It’s rare to see the system so serious, so Du Jiu didn’t consciously get serious, trying to think back: “…it seems to be.” Not to mention, it’s true, before he met Qin Jiuzhao, he really didn’t have any needs for it, not even masturbating himself Pass.

System: "Do you think this is normal for you?"

Du Jiu hesitated for a moment: "It seems... something is not right?" If he could explain it by whether he had experienced it before, but now he has clearly experienced it and can't experience it anymore, but he has no reaction when watching the film. It's a little strange.

"Wait, don't you want to tell me that I have some incurable disease?"

System: "...No, you're just missing a string."

But after thinking about it, it seems to be the same.

Du Jiu was not happy: "What do you want to say?" Do you think he doesn't know what it means to be missing a string?

The system deliberates the next sentence, and chooses what can be revealed: "The lack of a string I said is purely literal. You are missing a string, or you are missing a trick, so you have no desires, and even weak feelings. Don't worry. , wait until you complete this string."

When Du Jiu heard this for the first time, he was very surprised: "I'm missing something?" He recalled all the memories he had in his life, and it seemed that this was really the case.

"So you mean..." He didn't believe that the system just found out and told him, obviously it already knew.

System: "I didn't tell you before because I didn't think it was necessary. I tell you now because I'm afraid that you really think you have a problem and you can't think about it."

Du Jiu was dubious: "Really?" Why does he always feel that something is wrong?

"Otherwise?" the system asked back.

Du Jiu thought for a while and said, "Then how can I make up for the missing one?"

System: "This is simple, just talk about love a few more times."

Du Jiu: "..." Wasn't he really fooled by the system?

The system straightened his face: "I'm serious, didn't you cry in the end in the last world? You would definitely not cry in the past, and you just started with the ghost king. You can even feel sadness, don't you?" ?"

It seems to be the reason, Du Jiu pondered.

"Maybe after a few more talks, you can masturbate yourself?"

Du Jiu's eyes lit up, and he happily accepted the setting: "It makes sense!"

The system breathed a sigh of relief: "Anyway, you can talk to anyone, Qin Jiuzhao is still an acquaintance, and you are not tempted by the ghost king? How about continuing the relationship?"

"I have a question." Du Jiu thought for two seconds.

System: "What?"

Du Jiu: "You must first know who Qin Jiuzhao is in this world."

This is indeed a very important question.

According to the laws of the first two worlds, Qin Jiuzhao is definitely the male protagonist, but there are two male protagonists in this world. Will he become the male protagonist to attack Meng Sanye, or the male protagonist to accept Gu Baiqiu?

The previous attitude of Meng Sanye made Du Jiu hesitate, but Gu Baiqiu was really not like Qin Jiuzhao's style.

He was momentarily bewildered.

Gu Baiqiu returned home in the middle of the night. When Du Jiu heard the sound of the door lock, he immediately turned off the computer and pretended to sleep. According to past experience, Gu Baiqiu would definitely pass him the steps to coax him.

But about this time, he was really angry. The sound of footsteps stopped at his door for a while, but in the end he turned and left without opening the door.

Du Jiu resolutely lay down on the bed, put on headphones and stayed up all night playing games with the system, and then logically got up the next morning with big dark circles and obvious red eyes.

Hearing the noise, he hurriedly got up, put on his school uniform and left the room, but it turned out to be a step too late, only to see Gu Baiqiu closing the door.

After finally mustering up the courage to bow his head first, he was thrown away by the slamming door, and he kicked the sofa angrily.

Then there was an awkward dispute with Gu Baiqiu.

Sleeping on the table during the whole class, although the teachers of various subjects didn't embarrass him on the spot because of Gu Baiqiu's face, they can imagine what they would tell Gu Baiqiu when they returned to the office.

Du Jiu lay on the table and sighed: "I think I was also a top student back then."

It's really a turn of events, a generation of academic masters are forced to become scumbags, pretending not to understand even though they know everything, it's really sad.

"Ji Xiaojiu." The monitor came back from the teacher's office and pushed him, "Old Gu told you to go to his office."

Du Jiu remained motionless, completely ignoring her.

The squad leader pushed a few times, seeing that he was determined to pretend not to know, so he had no choice but to go back and explain to the squad leader again.

Then until after school, Gu Baiqiu never called Du Jiu again, and let him pretend to be dead.

Du Jiu had no choice but to follow the dramas in his head with the system, probably because it was the Tanmei world, where Tanmei dramas were prevalent, and several of them were of high quality, so he watched them with gusto.

The last class was self-study, Gu Baiqiu didn't show up, and when school was over, he didn't come to ask him to go home with him as usual.

Du Jiu pressed the pause button with unfinished intentions, then raised his head and looked flustered, grabbed his schoolbag and ran to the teacher's office building. Could it be that Brother Gu is really angry?

In the end, he was told that Gu Baiqiu had just taken a step.

He ran all the way to the school gate, but saw a scene that made him burn with anger.

I saw a black car parked on the side of the road opposite the school gate, and a bodyguard in a black suit stood beside the car and gestured to Gu Baiqiu to please get in the car.

Gu Baiqiu hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward.

The moment the car door opened, Du Jiu clearly saw Mr. Meng sitting in the back seat.

He immediately ran forward with a few strides and blocked the car with his hands open.

Gu Baiqiu opened the car window, startled and angry: "What are you doing?! Do you know how dangerous it is?!"

Du Jiu grabbed the car window and stared at Gu Baiqiu angrily: "Why do you still want to see him?! I forbid you to see him!"

"Get out of the car!" He grabbed Gu Baiqiu's arm, "Come home with me!"

Gu Baiqiu struggled: "Don't mess around! Xiaojiu, listen to me, Mr. Meng and I have business to discuss, you go home first, I will be back soon."

Du Jiu didn't believe it, and stubbornly grabbed Gu Baiqiu: "Get out of the car, get out of the car!!"

There were deep creases on Meng Sanye's eyebrows, and he gave the bodyguard who turned back to ask for instructions a look. The bodyguard opened the car door and was about to get out of the car and pull Du Jiu away.

Seeing this, Du Jiu took the opportunity to reach out and open the car door from the inside, rolled inside, crawled past Gu Baiqiu, squeezed between the two of them and sat down.

"I am coming too!"

He grabbed the chair tightly: "Either come home with me, or take me with you!"

Gu Baiqiu looked terrified, looked at Mr. Meng, pulled Du Jiu towards him, held him tightly, and said to Mr. Meng, "Sorry, Mr. Meng, Xiao Jiu is young and ignorant, please forgive me."

Anyone who is a little familiar with Mr. Meng knows that he has a deep cleanliness obsession, and he hates strangers approaching him very much.

"I'm not young!" The word "young" obviously stabbed Du Jiu. He broke free from Gu Baiqiu's restraint, tried his best to position himself like an adult, sat down, and restrained his emotions, "Don't worry, I will Staying around won't prevent you from talking about 'business'."

Turning to look at Mr. Meng, a pair of red eyes glared at him: "Why, is Mr. Meng still afraid that I will not be a high school student?"

He straightened his body, raised his head, and tried his best to increase his momentum, but with the school uniform on his body, he looked like a child who was at odds with his parents.

Third Master Meng stared at him for a while, then looked away and nodded at the bodyguard: "Close the door."

Du Jiu immediately raised his chin, showing a triumphant expression.

Gu Baiqiu heaved a sigh of relief, and pulled him to his side.

The car was driving smoothly. Du Jiu looked at Mr. Meng on the left and Gu Baiqiu on the right, and fell into deep thought: "Who is Qin Jiuzhao between the two of them?"