Destined to meet in the toilet

Zhou Pingping went back two or three days before Zhou Zhou. She carefully selected and brought some gifts home, and Zhou Zhou went with her.Zhou Zhou, who was too lazy to bring gifts, stuffed all the things he bought to Zhou Pingping and asked her to help them take them back. Although Zhou Pingping was reluctant, she couldn't resist Zhou Zhou's stubbornness.

Zhou Zhou packed up a few changes of underwear, simply carried a small bag and went back.On the plane, first fasten the seat belt, and then enjoy the rumbling tinnitus in the ear.There were basically no people walking around on the short-distance plane. Zhou Zhou felt uncomfortable in his ears, so he closed his eyes and took a nap.

She imagined the reclining chairs in the first-class cabin or the comfortable tea drinking area in the private jet, imagined that she was in the same situation, and then felt much more comfortable.

After getting off the plane and disabling the airplane mode of the phone, Zhou Zhou called his parents.

On the other side of the phone, Zhou's mother didn't know what she was doing, the background sound was noisy, she said to Zhou Zhou: "Are you here?"

"Ah."

"It's fine when you arrive, go home quickly, I won't talk about it in the vegetable market. Be careful."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, Zhou Zhou hailed a taxi to go to the train station, and then took a taxi back home.On the way, the once-familiar streets changed somewhat, and only one person came to Zhou Zhou and asked with a smile where the visitor came from.

The driver asked Zhou Zhou in substandard Mandarin, "Did you come back for the New Year?"

It sounds like an interrogative sentence, but the tone is indeed an affirmative sentence.

"Yes." Zhou Zhou said.

"Oh, it's hard working out of town. When you come back during the Chinese New Year, you still have to spend more time with your family." The master glanced at Zhou Zhou through the rearview mirror.

"Yes." Zhou Zhou replied.

Chatting with the driver, the time passed unconsciously, and the home arrived in the blink of an eye.After collecting the money, the driver smiled and said: "Happy New Year!" Then he backed up and drove away.

Zhou Zhou looked at the car exhaust in the air, smiled, and entered the residential building.

Zhou Zhou's family used to live in a small village, but they just rented a house in the county and lived and studied here.Father Zhou worked hard, bought a house in the county with a loan, and finally seemed to be holding a solid seaweed in the turbulent waves, and his life was as peaceful as usual.But at that time, Zhou Zhou also happened to be admitted to University A, and took the train all the way north to the unfamiliar city A.

At the door of the house, I rang the doorbell, and Zhou's mother opened the door.As soon as he entered the door, Zhou Zhou saw his younger brother crouching on the sofa.Zhou Xiaochuan, who was playing with his mobile phone, turned around when he heard the sound: Oh, Brother Zhou is back.

Zhou's mother glared at Zhou Xiaochuan: "How old are you, and the one who returns to Brother Zhou is called sister!"

Zhou Xiaochuan was overwhelmed when he saw it, so he quickly got up and held Zhou's mother's hand, and said coquettishly, "Okay, okay, I understand. Sister~"

The cry "Sister" sent Zhou Zhou's goosebumps all over the floor.She was not used to it, but under Zhou's mother's stern gaze, she also said hypocritically like Zhou Xiaochuan: "Hey, brother, I haven't seen you for a long time."

"Yes, sister, I miss you so much." Zhou Xiaochuan let go of Zhou's mother's hand, flew past the coffee table, and stood in front of Zhou Zhou.

"Hehe, I miss you too." Zhou Zhou smiled.

Zhou's mother on the side smiled gratifiedly when she saw the two children so loving and loving each other.She lifted up her apron, wiped her hands, and said with a smile, "I'm going to cook, you guys are here to play."

"Mom, I'm here..." Zhou Zhou wanted to help.

"No, it's a waste of help. I can't even wash the vegetables!" Mother Zhou said angrily when she remembered something.

"..." Zhou Zhou sat obediently on the sofa without making a sound.Zhou Xiaochuan also pretended that nothing happened, and sat side by side with Zhou Zhou to watch TV.

After Zhou's mother went to the kitchen to cook, Zhou Zhou kicked Zhou Xiaochuan: "Stay away from me, it's so ugly."

"Hey~ Brother Zhou Zhou, you are bullying me~" Zhou Xiaochuan called out with an exaggerated expression.

"..." Zhou Zhou was speechless, this brother is really shameless. "Stop pretending, go get me some water, I'm dying of thirst."

"...Oh, okay." Zhou Xiaochuan got up and didn't know where he went. When he came back, he held a bottle of juice in his hand, and he handed the juice over: "You can't find your cup, so you can drink this. "

Zhou Zhou took the juice, unscrewed the lid and drank it in big gulps, and in an instant, most of the juice was gone.

Zhou Zhou hasn't seen Zhou Xiaochuan for almost a year.Although we can meet each other via video chat, this is the first time I have seen such a real and tangible living person. She said, "Why are you getting fat again?"

Fat is a very good topic, unisex, and the common ones are "Long time no see, you have become more beautiful!" "Long time no see, you have become thinner!" "Long time no see, I don't know you!"

As for Zhou Zhou's cheap brother who came and went as soon as he called, she chose the topic of "fat".

"Where is it?" Zhou Xiaochuan said casually as he switched channels.

"If this goes on like this, I won't even be able to find a girlfriend, hey, pitiful~"

Zhou Zhou shook his head and put on an expression of "I'm doing it for you, why don't you listen to me, you silly roe deer".Suffering and hating deeply, people who don't understand think that Zhou Xiaochuan has committed some unforgivable crime.

"It's not like you don't even have a boyfriend. Besides, I'm still studying. Do you understand reading?" Zhou Xiaochuan asked back.

"..." Zhou Zhou choked for a moment, but thinking about how she could be ridiculed by her younger brother as an older sister, she said again: "When she was in graduate school, she was married and had children, why didn't you? You really want a master's degree, a doctorate, a strong man All the way to the dark?"

"I can still be gay!" Zhou Xiaochuan spread his hands, "Oh, but you are almost thirty and don't have a boyfriend."

...Zhou Zhou felt that Zhou Xiaochuan had become more and more dirty every year since he started school, and now he was really shameless, and he could say that he wanted to be gay.Really... the education of the people has finally achieved fruitful results...

Zhou Zhou glared at Zhou Xiaochuan, watching TV instead of Zhou Xiaochuan.But Zhou Xiaochuan leaned over and said nervously: "Brother Zhou, let me tell you that you are going to die, mom and dad said they want to find you a husband."

"Pfft!" Zhou Zhou looked at Zhou Xiaochuan in shock, and Zhou Xiaochuan nodded seriously.

"No, if it's you, what's my business?" Zhou Zhou was a little confused, what about democracy, democracy, harmony, harmony, freedom?Did you feed the dogs?

"Sister Pingping and mom and dad said it." Zhou Xiaochuan told Zhou Zhou vividly what Zhou Pingping did after returning home.He also imitated Zhou Pingping's way of speaking.

Like Zhou Pingping, Zhou Xiaochuan supported his forehead, and said slowly to the air: "Third uncle and three aunts, I think Zhou Zhou is not too young, alone..." After finishing speaking, Zhou Xiaochuan shook his head exaggeratedly, " I think the sooner you think about this kind of thing, the better, uncle, aunt, what do you think?"

"...It seems that I have an incurable disease and will die soon. What kind of expression is this?" Zhou Zhou looked at Zhou Xiaochuan and said in disbelief.

Zhou Xiaochuan tilted his head, expressing that he didn't know either.Anyway, that's how it happened miraculously.

Because Zhou Xiaochuan was vaccinated, Zhou Zhou always felt that Zhou's mother's eyes were wrong when he was eating.But Zhou's mother didn't say anything after all, so Zhou Zhou didn't want to mention it, and pretended that he had never heard of it.

After dinner, the three of them sat on the sofa and watched the French channel.Zhou Zhou's phone rang, and the screen showed that it was Shen Mengwan. She got up and went to the balcony.

"Hey"

"Zhou Zhou?"

"Well, is the director okay?"

"you're home?"

"Well, I just finished eating."

"That's good, remember to bring some specialties from home when you come back. Haha." Shen Mengwan's melodious laughter came from the other end of the phone.

"..." Zhou Zhou didn't know what special products he had at home, but he still agreed, "Got it."

"Then remember to call me when you come back, and I will pick you up."

"...Forget it, I..."

"That's it, I'm hanging up, bye."

Zhou Zhou felt a little ugly when he saw the words to end the call.

When Zhou Zhou entered the living room again, he saw Zhou's mother's enigmatic expression, and Zhou Xiaochuan's lively expression.She suddenly remembered the plot in the TV series. At this time, Zhou's mother should ask: "Whose phone number? Boyfriend?"

Then she should have blushed and quickly explained: "No, no! It's just an ordinary friend..."

Then Zhou's mother should have an expression that sees through everything: "Oh, I understand, when will I take you home and meet?"

Or Zhou's mother should have a look of resentment: "You said, how old are you, you don't have a boyfriend yet, who will support you when you are old? Me? I won't support you, you white-eyed wolf..."

Although Zhou Zhou didn't know why he would be a white-eyed wolf if he didn't find a boyfriend... But the plot usually develops like this.

Zhou Zhou is ready to go, ready to accept Zhou's mother's inquiry.

Mother Zhou finally spoke: "Whose phone is it? Boyfriend?"

Zhou Zhou smiled and said, "No, it's just a friend."

Mother Zhou calmly said, "Oh."

Zhou Zhou: "..."

Sure enough, I can't look directly at the word "oh", what if my mother doesn't care about my life at all?Am I not my own?Zhou Zhou was a little sad, but then he thought about it: No, this kind of person can be known to be his own at a glance, and only his own will be like this.Zhou Zhou regained his self-confidence inexplicably.

"It's really a friend of mine..." Zhou Zhou still felt that this matter was strange.

"En." Zhou's mother responded, indicating that she heard it.

"Really, you trust me."

"Ah."

"Mom~ Mom~ Mom~, I really don't have a boyfriend~"

"Oh."

"..." I suddenly felt that such a mother was extremely scary.

"Mom, I..." Zhou Zhou said again.

"Oh, mom, are you annoying? You're bothering me to watch TV. If you don't watch it, go away!" Zhou's mother was angry, and Zhou Zhou was frightened by raising her eyebrows.

"..." Zhou Zhou hurried to the toilet and suddenly felt that she was sick.

Then she heard Zhou's mother's worried voice in the toilet: "Xiaochuan, is there something wrong with your sister? Last time Ping came here and said that she wanted to find a partner for your sister, I didn't take it seriously. But you Seeing what your sister did just now, she is crazy about men, is it true... Hey, it seems that I need to have a good talk with your father..."

Zhou Zhou felt in the toilet that he should take a bite to calm down, as if he had committed a crime?Who knows?trouble……

The author has something to say:

No update yesterday, because access was denied, according to the organization's Internet access policy...

I actually feel like I'm almost in time for late night reading...  

But I think it's better to drive late at night...

(Although easy to roll over)

A lot of things have happened recently, and as a melon eater, I am overwhelmed. As expected, drama is like life, and art comes from life...

Also, the female leaders of Guo Jia who caused trouble recently seem to be suspected of having a relationship with Lily...

(>y<)