Destined to meet in the toilet

"You don't want to marry me?" He Dingming asked again.

"Do you think it's fun to make such a joke?" Shen Mengwan asked back.

"It's not fun, but it's very interesting." He Dingming looked into Shen Mengwan's eyes, "Anyway, you still want to marry, don't you? Does it make any difference who you marry?"

"...Anyway, why are you in a hurry if I don't marry you?"

"Hey, I just want to say that my family forced the marriage." He Dingming repeated, "I plan to take someone back to meet the parents this time, you..."

"Do you mind?" He Dingming asked.

"I don't mind, it's none of my business."

"Oh, I'm so sad that you didn't help your old friend." He Dingming wiped away the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Wouldn't it be better if you just find someone to deal with it?"

"I'm afraid they will pester you. You also know that sometimes people don't agree with each other. It's like I slept with you tonight. You kept saying that you don't want me to be responsible. After a while, I will be responsible. Women really It's fickle." When He Dingming said this, he kept looking at Shen Mengwan, as if hinting at something.

"Don't use the woman you've slept with to represent all women, okay?"

"Well, I've never met anything different, so...hehe"

"Birds of a feather flock together, almost." Shen Mengwan was a little impatient.

"Then, I'll go out, and if I don't go out, those people outside will be spreading some office action movies." He Dingming smiled with a pair of peach blossom eyes.Before opening the door, He Dingming turned around again, and said pointedly: "By the way, let me say it again for the last time, I think women are still fickle, even you are no exception."

Shen Mengwan heard He Dingming's last words, and looked up at the photo on the table. In the photo, a woman smiled brightly.Shen Mengwan put it in the table.The past is better to let it pass, she slumped on the chair.

Zhou Zhou looked at the text messages in the group group and did not speak.This is a private group for gossiping employees. She was dragged into it, and after looking around, she found that Zhou Pingping was not in it, and almost all the leaders were not in it.The group name is "Mynah Support Group", probably to pay homage to No. 1 Ba Ge, but the head portrait is a black cartoon crow.

The group has become active since He Dingming entered Shen Mengwan's office.The person inside said a code word: I saw chicken chops in the hard drive again.

Then the people in the group became active. Zhou Zhou knew that the group was not limited to his department, but almost the entire company's department, so all of a sudden people in different situations knew about this and joined in one after another. topic.

The hard disk is Shen Mengwan's nickname, and the chicken chop refers to He Dingming.Seeing chicken chops in the hard disk means seeing He Dingming in Shen Mengwan's office, that is, He Dingming has entered Shen Mengwan's office.Zhou Zhou saw that many people were guessing that they were doing unspeakable things, so he posted: How do you know they are... that?

Yuxue Feifei: Generally speaking, as long as a couple enters a confined space, it may be normal at first, but in the end... you know [阴险][阴沙]

[-] million descendants: I can guess, what else can I do?

Joyful: What else can happen when a single man and a widow live in the same room? @象胡四海 You ask this question 484 stupid [contempt]

Zhou Zhou felt a little speechless after reading the reply. She also spent time alone with He Dingming. Could it be that they also said that behind her back at that time?

Dirty lakes everywhere (Zhou Zhou): [sweating] [sweating]

Joyful: Lonely man and widow, typo

[-] million descendants: upstairs exposed [laughing]

Borrow sperm: @喜洋洋You exposed

Pan Yan: Lonely man and widowed man... [Surprised] Met a fellow Taoist!

...Zhou Zhou was speechless when he saw the girl who exposed himself because of the "lonely man and widowed man". The magical input method...and everyone also smoothly shifted their attention to which danmei novel is the hottest and hottest topic.

At this time He Dingming went out, Zhou Zhou turned off the phone screen, pretending to be doing work, she quickly sent a sentence after He Dingming left.

Dirty lakes everywhere: the chicken chops are gone

[-] million descendants: ... so fast [surprised]

Yuxue Feifei: It's only been 15 minutes and I looked at my watch [Meditation]

Pan Yan: ...

Borrow sperm: It seems that nothing happened [smoking]

Zhou Zhou was about to type a word, but saw the girl named Xi Yangyang send a word.

Joyful:...

Joyful: I didn't think chicken chops were impotence...

Joyful: [crying] [crying] [crying]

Dirty lakes everywhere:  …

Pan Yan: ...

Yuxue Feifei: ...

[-] million descendants: Damn it!

Borrow sperm: Don't destroy the formation upstairs!

[-] million descendants: ...

Borrow sperm:...

……

Zhou Zhou was curious about what kind of brain circuit this "Xi Yangyang" was, so she chatted with Pan Yan privately and asked her who that "Xi Yangyang" was.Pan Yan said that she didn't pull the guy named Xi Yangyang, and she didn't add him.Zhou Zhou watched the happy news, this guy is really poor and has nothing.

When she first joined the group, she didn't pay much attention to this person called "Xi Yangyang". Until this person named Shen Mengwan "Hard Disk" and He Dingming "Chicken Chop", she remembered that there was such a person, and now she is even more curious .She still remembers what the "joyful" girl said: Shen Mengwan is a goddess, and now "the goddess in the hard disk" is popular, what an appropriate metaphor!And everyone has the hard disk in their hands, so they are not afraid of unclear explanations.Doesn't the general manager have big chest muscles?I want to eat it just looking at it, chicken breast with pectoral muscles, then chicken chops, it looks so delicious~

Everyone was admired by this person's brain hole, so they agreed to shout.Zhou Zhou didn't know what she would be called by the beaming girl, she couldn't figure it out.Maybe it's something delicious like "Eight Treasure Congee".

Zhou Zhou looked at his watch. Today's work is almost done. It seems that there is no need to work overtime. Zhou Zhou asked Zhou Pingping if she wanted to go out to play. Zhou Pingping asked who to go out with. She said Pan Hengyu, and Zhou Pingping also agreed.

Zhou Zhou called Pan Hengyu in the car, Pan Hengyu was in a hurry, Zhou Zhou didn't know what he was doing.

"Zhou Zhou, do you want to come to my house?"

"Ok?"

"Come to my house, I'll send you the address." Then Pan Hengyu hung up the phone.

"How do you say? Where are you going to play?" Zhou Pingping asked.

"...He said to let me go to his house." Zhou Zhou looked at the text message from Pan Hengyu.

"Really? Then I can't go?" Zhou Pingping joked.

"...Don't do this."

"address?"

"...Yangshanju 10086"

"Huh?" Zhou Pingping turned to look at Zhou Zhou.

"...Yangshanju 1086"

"Hehe, Zhou Zhou, you molested 10086's customer service every day, it's retribution."

"..." She just likes to send text messages and call 10086 to harass [-] when she has nothing to do. Anyway, there are a lot of text messages and calls are free.

Zhou Pingping drove into the vicinity of Yangshanju. From a distance, there was a little bit of green inside, and there were bare tree frames outside.It appears that the outside is deciduous and the inside is evergreen.

Zhou Zhou entered the villa area for the first time, and felt that he had entered a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, where the plants and buildings were well matched.I don't know why the security didn't stop them just now. Shouldn't such a good community strictly check the vehicles entering and leaving?

Zhou Zhou was still looking for the house with the house number 1086, but Zhou Pingping saw Pan Hengyu with sharp eyes. "Hey, silly, don't look for it, it's right there."

Following Zhou Pingping's line of sight, Zhou Zhou saw a pure blue three-story building and Pan Hengyu.Today, he was wearing a pink woolen sweater and slim black pants. When he saw Zhou Zhou and the others coming, he waved.

After parking the car, Zhou Zhou followed Pan Hengyu into the house.The inside of the small building is not the European style that Zhou Zhou imagined, nor is it tough black, white and gray, but a simple pastoral style, and there are some unique turntables and posters.

Pan Hengyu held Zhou Zhou's wrist, "Follow me".Zhou Zhou smiled meaningfully when he saw Zhou Pingping.

"what happened?"

"Shh, don't talk. Pingping, you come too." Pan Hengyu reminded.

Zhou Pingping, who was watching the joke, was stunned for a while, and followed.

The three came to a corner.Zhou Zhou saw a yellow and white tabby cat.

She looked at Pan Hengyu.Pan Hengyu smiled and motioned for them to walk a little further away before talking.

"It gave birth?" Zhou Zhou asked.

"I gave birth, I finally gave birth just now."

"So, you have been watching the mother cat give birth all afternoon?" Zhou Pingping asked.

"Haha, I don't have work this afternoon, so I just took a look."

"Is the baby all right?" Zhou Zhou suddenly remembered that she had seen a mother cat give birth, and the kittens died later.Mother cat calls downstairs every day, she is a little worried and scared.

"Well, it looks fine." Pan Hengyu replied.

"Oh."

"Do you want to take one?" Pan Hengyu asked.

"Isn't the cat just born?"

"After they dry up, you pick one, and I'll send it to you in a week. It's a new house gift."

"Uh...that's sorry."

"No, unless you don't want to raise it, otherwise you can take it." As if understanding Pan Hengyu's words, Zhou Zhou and the others heard the mother cat cry anxiously.

"I'm going to be eaten by the mother cat later, and take all her children away." Zhou Zhou joked.

"Hahaha, no. Well, stay and eat. I'll cook."

"You cook yourself?" Zhou Pingping stared.

"It doesn't look like you can cook?"

"No, don't you have a nanny at home?"

"..." Pan Hengyu was obviously stunned, and Zhou Zhou burst into laughter seeing him like this.

"You watch too many TV shows." Pan Hengyu shrugged, "But you will hire hourly workers."

Zhou Zhou was embarrassed, but if he wanted to help in the kitchen, logically speaking, he would be rejected by the owner and would sit on the sofa and watch TV, so it would be good to be polite.

So Zhou Zhou went in to be polite, and as she wished, she was called to watch TV on the sofa.She applauds her wit.In this way, it will not appear that she is a casual guest, and it also shows her courtesy, which really kills two birds with one stone.

People who can make others eat the food they cook usually do not make it difficult to eat. Humans are animals that seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and do not seek to humiliate themselves.

"Is it delicious?" Zhou Pingping asked.

"Ah? Delicious, super delicious!" Zhou Zhou smiled at Pan Hengyu.

"Then you still don't take him into the harem." Zhou Pingping said again.

"..." Zhou Zhou smiled awkwardly, "Hengyu cooks delicious food, so you can keep it in your harem, and give the good ones to the older ones first."

"I was originally a member of your harem, and if you want to accept it, you will accept it. I can still have a good time." Zhou Pingping said without changing her expression.

"..."

Zhou Zhou looked at Pan Hengyu, who was watching the excitement, and knew that no one in this world could save her in distress.Therefore, she made a vow in her heart: if someone calls in now to resolve her infinite embarrassment, she will marry...

When yoursanityisahurricane, Andyourheartacheistidalwave…

Hearing the familiar sound of music, Zhou Zhou said hello and went to the living room to answer the phone.As I said just now, if anyone calls in to save her in dire straits, she will...

... Let's eat a chicken~.Zhou Zhou looked at "Mr. He" on the phone, and swallowed the words that he hadn't had time to say.

Hehe, I'll call a chicken when I get home.

The author has something to say:

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As thin as a cicada's wing, as hard as paper (toilet paper or newspaper is your guess :))...

The "Little Angel" bought by Tmall Supermarket...

(Imported from North America!! Protective Treasure!! Future Sense!!! Liquid!!! Protective Towel******Limited Pack)

Really? Futuristic...

Chicken *ba was harmonized, well... I should have expected TT

By the way :)) does this mean that I have a double chin when I smile...