Destined to meet in the toilet

Thinking about what happened last night, Zhou Zhou looked at his left hand, which was no longer seriously damaged, and made a few messy circles in his heart.What kind of strange thing is this? I meet her every day...

Inhaling and exhaling, Zhou Zhou sorted out his mood. Can't this report or something change into a flower?Obviously, the times are progressing and human beings are being liberated, and the report is still that kind of report!It's boring, but it's still boring!

There are more and more Valentine's Day decorations in the store, and couples on the street have sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and there are also many little girls and boys who like to sell flowers after your ass.The opening is a sweet and greasy sentence: Sister, do you want to buy flowers?Give it to your boyfriend~

There was a couple beside him who was very happy when they heard this. The boy bought a flower and gave it to the red-eared lover in a gentlemanly manner. The elder brother said, don't say such things to the young lady.

The kid rolled his eyes around, as if he was enlightened, and smiled sweetly at Zhou Zhou: "Sister, then you can buy flowers for your girlfriend. A flower is not expensive, only 10 yuan. Okay~" The kid took out his ten fingers, and showed Zhou Zhou the number clumsily.

Zhou Zhou felt very embarrassed that he was forced by a child to buy flowers.Especially the phrase "it's only 10 yuan", which not only made her feel like she was losing face, but also made others think that she was bullying children.

"..." Zhou Zhou thought about it for a while, and he thought of it as borrowing money to eliminate disasters...

"Okay, then I'll buy your flowers. Here, ten dollars..."

"Thank you, sister, you are so kind~" The child smiled like a flower, Zhou Zhou was infected by this innocent smile, and the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously.

"Sister, you are so kind to your girlfriend!" The child suddenly said a word before leaving.

? ? ?What the hell?

The girl in the couple next to her said at this moment: "You guys want to be happy, it's not easy being together..."

The boy gave Zhou Zhou a smile: "Come on!"

... Zhou Zhou felt that he needed to be quiet. What happened just now? !I was stunned by the sudden kindness of everyone...

Zhou Zhou stuffed the roses into his bag.Forget it, she thought, no one knows anyone anyway, the world is so big.

Zhou Pingping said that she was going on a blind date, hey, Zhou Zhou, who was alone, looked particularly bleak walking on the bustling street.Pan Hengyu was not free, Chen Xiaoli was working overtime, Chen Yuanfang was going on a date, and the rest... the phone rang, who would contact anyone except singles?By the way, maybe the takeaway brother's phone is about to explode...

"Hello" Zhou Zhou answered the phone without looking at it.

An anxious female voice sounded, and was covered by a male voice: "Zhou Zhou, please save me~"

"Help me, call 110, and turn right when you go out." Zhou Zhou said speechlessly.

He Dingming asked: "Zhou Zhou, where are you now, I really! Really! I need you!"

"..." Zhou Zhou hesitated for a while, then announced his place name.

"You wait, I'll come right over!" He Dingming said excitedly.

"..."

After waiting for about half an hour, Zhou Zhou saw He Dingming get out of his peculiar car, pulled Zhou Zhou past him, pushed her into the car without waiting for her to speak, put on his seat belt, stepped on the accelerator and accelerated to leave.

"..." feels like being kidnapped...

"What do you need my help with?"

"Let's talk when we get there," He Dingming said softly.

When they arrived in front of a Chinese restaurant that Zhou Zhou had heard of, He Dingming stopped the car, and he asked Zhou Zhou to get off the car with two paper bags.

"You change into this suit."

"what?"

"Do me a favor, please!"

"Don't..." Zhou Zhou was dissatisfied with He Dingming's behavior of killing first and playing later.

"Hey, sister Zhou, just help me..." He Dingming acted like a baby to Zhou Zhou, his peach blossom eyes looked extremely confused, just like the performance of being drugged in a novel. "I'll give you a raise, okay? Really, even if I hired you!"

……

Zhou Zhou took the clothes and went into the toilet. She didn't know how she was persuaded by He Dingming's verbal offensive.When she was in a daze, He Dingming had already sent her to the door of the toilet, and then said very considerately for her: "Don't worry, it's not the kind of clothes that are very revealing and cool, they suit you very well."

As soon as she gritted her teeth, she just came here to experience the life of an idol drama!So she took off her clothes neatly, and put on the clothes He Dingming gave her in the luxurious toilet of the restaurant.

When the silky material touched the soft and warm skin, Zhou Zhou snorted softly, and then put on the shawl.What Zhou Zhou saw in the mirror was a pseudo-Republican self.She rummaged through the bag, found the makeup bag, and simply put on some makeup.

He Dingming, who was waiting outside, was amazed when he saw the completely new Zhou Zhou coming out.Zhou Zhou cut it disdainfully, but he was very satisfied with He Dingming's expression in his heart, it satisfied all her vanity, okay!I have to say that He Dingming is still very good at flirting with girls.

Walking through the two circular arches, one could tell that it was a specially designed garden, and Zhou Zhou was amazed by it in his heart.He Dingming led her into a room where there were men and women chatting together.

He Dingming, who looked like a fox outside just now, has already put his tail away. He looks like a scholar who has read poetry and books, is well-educated, and is gentle and elegant. Talk to a few elders.Zhou Zhou didn't know what to say, when other people cast their eyes on her, she just smiled indifferently, graceful and polite.

On the compulsory course of life - how to act quickly and gracefully.

One of the benevolent old men sized Zhou Zhou up and asked, "Ming'er, this is..."

"Grandpa, this is my girlfriend." After speaking, she lowered her head shyly.Zhou Zhou next to him was frightened by his grandson appearance, and almost didn't hear what the old man said to her.

"Oh, what's your name?" the old man asked.

"Grandpa, hello, my surname is Zhou, and my name is Zhou Zhou, Zhou in Asia"

"Oh ho ho ho, Miss Zhou, where do you work?"

"..." Zhou Zhou didn't know how to answer, she cast a murderous look at He Dingming "shyly".

"Grandpa, I'm just here, so I'm not ready yet..." He Dingming said to the old man.

A man with a completely white beard next to him said angrily, "Hey! Are you able to protect your daughter-in-law?"

It made everyone in the room laugh, and Zhou Zhou also smiled awkwardly.

The miscellaneous questions came to an end for the time being. At the dinner table, the old people didn’t speak, and neither did the others. Occasionally, they would chat about what kind of food is delicious, which family’s roast duck is the most authentic, who’s so-and-so’s apprentice is so, how is it? Zhou felt like a spy who had infiltrated.

While eating, the door was opened.A man of medium build, about 1.8 meters tall, appeared at the door.Wearing a pair of gold-framed eyes, he looks very elegant, with a delicate face and no beard. Zhou Zhou doesn't like such a man very much.

The man looked apologetic, and he nodded to the old man in the middle who had just talked to Zhou Zhou: "Grandpa, I have some things to deal with, and I'm really sorry for being late."

The voice is surprisingly deep and pleasant... Zhou Zhou thought to himself.The benevolent old man smiled, said nothing, and waved the man to sit down, but Zhou Zhou felt that the benevolent old man didn't seem to like the late man in front of him very much.

The man quickly glanced at the people on the dining table, stopped at Zhou Zhou, looked at He Dingming next to her, and asked with a smile: "Ding Ming, this is..."

"My girlfriend." He Dingming put his arm around Zhou Zhou's shoulder, and Zhou Zhou smiled cooperatively.

"Hello, my name is Fan Yang." The man politely extended his hand to greet Zhou Zhou.

"Hi, just call me Zhou Zhou." Zhou Zhou replied with a smile.

"How did Miss Zhou meet my brother? He's been single for a long time..." the person named Fan Yang asked.

"..." Zhou Zhou gave He Dingming a "gentle" smile, and He Dingming hurried to save the situation, he said: "It's love at first sight, Fan Yang, you came late, it's not justified if you don't punish yourself with three glasses of wine, hurry up, three glasses of wine!"

Fan Yang pursed his lips and smiled, and drank three bowls of wine without making a sound, his face turned red, and he joked, "You little brother who protects us, I really don't know what to say about you..."

"It's so hard not to be nice to your own wife, is it okay to be nice to someone else's wife?" He Dingming asked back, this question made Fan Yang choke, he smiled awkwardly, and said, "How could I mean that? Are you right, Grandpa?"

The benevolent old man smiled without saying a word.

"Then when will you get married?" A woman with long black hair asked.

"Well... wait until I get the proposal." He Dingming thought for a while.

"Haven't you promised him yet?" The woman with long black hair looked at Zhou Zhou in surprise.

"..." Zhou Zhou felt as if he wanted to die now, "Well... Ding Ming is a good person, but I think he needs to be tested more. After all, good things take time, and he is a person who will be entrusted to him for life. I dare not make mistakes... ..." Zhou Zhou made it up.

"Miss Zhou is really smart..." said a handsome guy who was dining beside him. He was wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses and looked very easy-going. "My cousin is good at everything, but he's just too lazy..."

"Oh, Zhixing, what are you talking about!" The black long-haired woman said with a smile: "If Ding Ming's wife runs away, let's see how he will deal with you!"

For a moment, the room was filled with pleasant atmosphere again.

"Miss Zhou is so smart, where can I get a job?" Zhou Zhou was really upset with that Fan Yang, and always wanted to tear her down.

"..." Zhou Zhou glanced at He Dingming. From outsiders' point of view, Zhou Zhou exchanged a shy look with He Dingming, and the two were very affectionate.

"Fan Yang, you won't miss my lovely daughter-in-law, no, no, I won't tell you!"

"Hey, this guy really protects his weaknesses." Fan Yang said to the man in the black frame just now: "Brother, you see that's what I asked, look at him..."

"You too, you have to provoke him even though you know he's protecting you." The man with the black glasses said.

"..." Fan Yang smiled awkwardly.

After this meal, except for Fan Yang who likes to tear down the stage, Zhou Zhou felt that everyone else was very good, very knowledgeable and thoughtful, and they were completely different from the brainless rich people in the novels, so he dismissed her. vision.

But the name Fan Yang is so familiar...

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