Destined to meet in the toilet

Chen Yuanfang's little niece is not as cold and deep as Zhou Zhou thought, and she has a city mansion. On the contrary, she is a little girl with ghosts and spirits.The girl kept bluffing, and she looked no different from ordinary girls of the same age.The little girl kept pestering Zhou Zhou to ask her questions, and Zhou Zhou answered patiently, but Chen Yuanfang, who was next to her, couldn't take it anymore, so she reprimanded the little girl loudly.

Chen Yuanfang's tone was a bit fierce, Zhou Zhou hurried to comfort the little girl, but the little girl was not what she thought, she pouted her mouth and said to Chen Yuanfang: "Damn it!" Then she ate the food in her hand Fried chicken, never spoke again.

"Don't talk so much nonsense to her." Chen Yuanfang paused, then turned to her little niece and said, "Usually I'm so quiet at home, but now when I go outside, my mouth is like a bank bursting. Can't stop it."

The little girl seemed so quiet that she didn't exist at the moment. Zhou Zhou took a look at the little girl's performance and felt that she had been wronged, so she winked at Chen Yuanfang and told her not to continue talking.

Chen Yuanfang didn't say anything, it was a tacit agreement.The three ate quietly.

Zhou Zhou sat at Chen Yuanfang's house for a while, and then left. Chen Yuanfang got up and drove Zhou Zhou home. Before leaving, she repeatedly told her little niece to study hard at home and not to watch TV casually.

Zhou Zhou looked at Chen Yuanfang amusedly, and when Chen Yuanfang saw it, he raised his eyebrows and said to her, "Why are you laughing, be careful I'll scrape your tongue off."

Where had Zhou Zhou seen Chen Yuanfang look like a housekeeper?The Chen Yuanfang she knew has always been a super house girl who lies in bed every day to watch dramas, or reads books, or stays in the dormitory to exercise.

"I've never seen you like this before," Zhou Zhou said.

"Shibie will look at you with admiration for three days, and snap your eyeballs off for me!"

"But you've become too virtuous, I can't stand it," Zhou Zhou emphasized with a smile: "Really!"

Chen Yuanfang said: "That's why single dogs will never understand." After speaking, she sighed with a frown on her face.Seeing her like this, Zhou Zhou couldn't refute anything, so he kept silent.

It is a very happy thing to be invited by friends to play when you have nothing to do.You think of me when you are free, and I happen to be with you when I am free, how nice?

Chen Xiaoli asked Zhou Zhou out for coffee.Why drink coffee instead of going to the bar to drink, Ms. Chen is plausible.She thinks that bars are places where fish and dragons mix together, and people who go to bars every day are usually people who are empty-hearted, have no high-level tastes, and people who make money from others.Therefore, the third time that classmate Chen Xiaoli went to the bar in her life was the oolong incident that broke Shen Mengwan's head.And now she even scoffed at the bar, as if her ex-husband met another "different" flower here.

The other two times Chen Xiaoli went to the bar, Zhou Zhou thought that one of them might be the one at the graduation party of her classmates, but she didn't know about the other one.

Chen Xiaoli didn't know what kind of eyes it was, but seeing Zhou Zhou's thoughts, she looked around and said furtively, "Do you know why I think bars are bad."

Zhou Zhou was surprised why she would say such a thing, could it be that she really has the ability to read minds?She opened her mouth slightly and froze in place.

"Look there." Following the direction of his finger, Zhou Zhou saw a man of unknown gender with dyed white hair and red hair walking into a bar opposite.

"Huh?" Zhou Zhou looked at Chen Xiaoli in confusion, hoping she would give an explanation.

"Look." Chen Xiaoli continued.

"Too many non-mainstream and shamat?" Zhou Zhou guessed.

"No, I don't mind if it's that kind of bar. Don't you think the people from those two families are a little cute?"

...Zhou Zhou really convinced Chen Xiaoli. People like non-mainstream and killers Zhou Zhou felt out of tune with her, but Chen Xiaoli actually thought she was cute? ? ?This girl must be stupid.

"They have their own morals and stand alone, don't you think they are cute? In fact, many people have handsome men and beautiful women when they dye their hair at first sight. Everyone has them when they are in the second year of middle school. Don't say you don't have them, Zhou Zhou ~" Chen Xiaoli said pointingly.

Zhou Zhou knew what Chen Xiaoli was talking about.When she first entered university, she was very "angry. Young", and felt that there were problems with the society and Guo Jia, and she was always in the dark. For this reason, she also used her opportunity in the propaganda department to write several articles with "fashionable trends"—— Walking in the forefront of the times, torture the endless darkness, welcome the baptism of the Ming Lord, and overthrow the rule of poisonous vegetables.

In the end it was published, and she triumphantly took it to show off to Chen Xiaoli, Chen Yuanfang and others, but Chen Yuanfang was so amused that she couldn't get up on the bed for a long time.Zhou Zhou, who was being ridiculed, felt that he was really "everyone is drunk and I am sober", so he didn't speak for a long time.Instead, Chen Xiaoli held back her laughter and pushed her computer over to show Zhou Zhou.

Zhou Zhou looked at her suspiciously, she showed Zhou Zhou some things over the wall, and then Zhou Zhou's three views were reshaped, and from then on the road to over the wall was inextricable.

Zhou Zhou came to the conclusion that no one is perfect, and that darkness and light exist at the same time. In the end, he wrote several articles to criticize his previous articles. In the end, even the teacher in charge of the school newspaper knew that there was such a "clerk" as Zhou Zhou. ".She was even posted on the school’s Communist Youth League Weibo for several days—called a thoughtful and good comrade who not only sees shortcomings but also sees the future.

"Don't keep bringing that up..." Zhou Zhou felt a little shy thinking about his past experience.

"Yeah, good comrade, I know." Chen Xiaoli teased.

"..." Zhou Zhou drank his coffee and brought back the topic that had gone astray, "Didn't you say you don't like bars? Why?"

Before Chen Xiaoli could answer, Zhou Zhou said again: "I remember you said it before. I don't like going there because I think it's too messy."

"Didn't I only go there three times?" Chen Xiaoli asked suddenly.

"Um……"

"It was the second time when I graduated. You know the other time. Although the bar was a bit noisy when I graduated, it was still normal..."

"Yeah." Zhou Zhou nodded unconsciously when she heard this, and she felt the same way when she went to the bar with her friends.

"But... how should I put it... I think this is a kind of psychological shadow..." Chen Xiaoli seemed to be lost in thought, which made Zhou Zhou imagine some cases of being violated, and she even swallowed nervously.

"The first time I went to a pub it was with my cousin."

"Oh..." Zhou Zhou glanced at Chen Xiaoli, making sure that she was in a normal mood so he didn't look at her.

"I was just in the first year of high school at that time, and I thought the bar was a very dreamy place"

"There are many singers singing, the kind where everyone chats freely? Love each other as a family?" Zhou Zhou laughed.

"Didn't you just fantasize about these things back then? I thought I would be a song and dance queen who would amaze the audience as soon as I appeared on the stage." Chen Xiaoli said her medical history with a look of disgust, "It turned out that I was A bumpkin without a single hair growing."

"The steamed stuffed bun has no hair," Zhou Zhou complained, "That's because the steamed stuffed bun is moldy."

Chen Xiaoli ignored Zhou Zhou's joke and continued, "Then I went there and felt like I was in a mental hospital."

"..." Zhou Zhou held back his laughter and continued to listen to Chen Xiaoli's words.

"Well, it was very noisy at that time, and then the messy lights dazzled me almost blind. It's like the pansi cave in "Journey to the West" where demons danced wildly."

"You think you are Tang Seng?" Zhou Zhou joked.

"If I were Tang Seng and I would come out right away, what would happen later? If you don't do something, you won't die. It's like a person in a ghost movie who was told there was a problem at home and didn't leave until he met a ghost." .”

"Yeah, keep going." Zhou Zhou waved his hand.

"After I got there, I saw a girl waved to my cousin, and then my cousin took me there." Chen Xiaolika didn't go on talking here.

"And then." Zhou Zhou was very upset when he heard that his energy suddenly disappeared.

"The two of them kissed in front of my face."

"..."

"Do you still want to listen?" Chen Xiaoli asked.Zhou Zhou shook his head, looking very private, it is better not to continue listening.But Chen Xiaoli continued to talk as if she didn't see it.

"Then the two of them went to dance, and in the middle of the dance, a woman suddenly came over and slapped my cousin. She said that she had robbed her woman. Then the two of them started fighting. The girl my cousin kissed was also helping that woman bully my cousin, so I got angry and fought with them."

"Who's winning?"

"Who knew that there were a lot of acquaintances in that store, and I didn't know who was beating who and who should be beating. Everyone came to meddle in it, just to join in the fun. In the end, my eyes were beaten blue."

"and after."

"I left after that. My cousin told me not to tell others about it. Later, she told me every time she got a girlfriend." Speaking of which, Chen Xiaoli smiled.

"How is it now?"

"She's married and her child is in kindergarten."

Zhou Zhou frowned, but was interrupted by Chen Xiaoli when he wanted to ask something.

"She is living happily now. She told me that she loves her husband very much."

"Then why do you have shadows? Don't you get along very well?" Zhou Zhou saw that Chen Xiaoli's face obviously sank after speaking.

"The ghost knows what kind of ghost I was scolded by my mother. I can't say what I'm going to do. From then on, I will be black to the bar." After a pause, she said: "Actually, I still have my own ideas. I really don't think bars are fun. Maybe it has something to do with the environment of the bar, like the atmosphere of the company. A good bar is to relax and make friends, and a bad one is to indulge yourself and make friends."

"Um……"

"So I said Zhou Zhou, do you think my cousin is disgusting?"

Unexpectedly, Chen Xiaoli would ask such a question. Zhou Zhou glanced at Chen Xiaoli first, and found that she was serious, so he said, "No."

"Then do you think she is unfaithful to yourself? Well, I mean..." It seemed that this meaning was difficult to express, Chen Xiaoli paused for a long time before continuing: "She is gay, but she got married later."

"Do you mean she is bisexual? Or is she just bisexual? I don't have much feeling for this kind of gender. I think your cousin may be bisexual. I don't think she got married in the end." I think but I actually have nothing to do with it, it's just a little..."

Zhou Zhou himself didn't know what he was talking about, so he couldn't make it up.She surrendered.

"your thoughts?"

"Of course I support my cousin."

Zhou Zhou rolled his eyes after hearing this.

"Hey, listen to me." Chen Xiaoli smiled: "You said why you want to label others. In fact, people's feelings are very strange. You will have feelings for an inanimate thing, right? Some people like to play games and like dolls Love Transformers."

"Love with each other for a long time, but you didn't say who you have feelings for, right? Love at first sight can also have feelings for a man and a woman at the same time, right? We pay attention to ethics and morality, the combination of yin and yang, but what is the real morality?"

"You talk about the combination of yin and yang, so what if the man is a squeamish little white face lying in bed, and the woman is a domineering pillar? I don't think the real combination of yin and yang is superficial."

"The place where a tree is illuminated by the sun is the sunny side. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and the yang side changes accordingly. On the contrary, so does the shady side. So I think a person's yin and yang are constantly changing. Just look at the situation most of the time. Relatively speaking. Relative to the yin side is the yang side, and relative to the yang side is the yin side..."

"Stop, stop, stop, you're going to talk about metaphysics!" Zhou Zhou felt that Chen Xiaoli might have been stimulated by the divorce, so she spoke like a magic stick, although it seemed very reasonable.

"What I want to say is that my cousin makes choices based on what she thinks. Once you stick to a certain conclusion, the range of choices becomes narrower. She chose what she liked, and that's it."

"Then why are you talking so much?" Zhou Zhou felt that thanks to the fact that she had just finished listening to it, she was really too patient, and it took so long to linger on a single sentence.

"Zhou Zhou, I want to remind..."

At this time, a bell cut off what Chen Xiaoli said.

The author has something to say:

There are people around who are so sad that they can't speak code words...

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