Wind and Rain Empire

April Fool's Special

Participants Lan Xueyi, Zi Linglong, Zhang Tiancheng, Zhang Tianyu, Li Xiaoliang, Li Siqin, Princess Yongping, Hong Guan, Yang Tinger, Zhang Xinyan

Today, such a group of distinguished guests came to General Dingyuan Lan Xueyi's house, don't ask why, anyway, they just came...

There are a total of eleven leaf cards on the table plus a blank card as the trump card

These ten people sat around in the living room of the General's Mansion, facing a round table

Lan Xueyi: Cough cough, please introduce yourself first, why are you in a daze?

Zi Linglong: Hello everyone, my name is Zi Linglong, and I am the best sister of Sister Xueyi

Zhang Tiancheng: My name is Zhang Tiancheng, and I'm General Lan's fiancé

Lan Xueyi: (stands up) Hey!Why don't you die? (To the author) This game is unplayable, without him without me!

Xiao Hua: How about you play a game?Sit down, sit down, I will give you a harem after playing this game

Lan Xueyi: Really?

Zi Linglong glanced at Lan Xueyi, Lan Xueyi stopped making a sound

Zhang Tianyu: I am the younger brother of the idiot next to me, named Zhang Tianyu

Li Xiaoliang: Most people should know me, right?

Li Siqin: Me too, only the two of us belong to Xia Guo

Princess Yongping: Then I am too lazy to introduce

Hong Wan: Uh... I'm Zi Zhaorong's personal maid called Hong Wan. I'm a little nervous when I meet you for the first time. I hope you can have a good time.

Yang Ting'er: I'm Miss Zhang's personal maid next door. It used to be hers (referring to Lan Xueyi). Today I want to win to my heart's content!

Zhang Xinyan: I don’t know what to say, I am a friend of General Lan, my name is Zhang Xinyan, I hope everyone will be merciful

Lan Xueyi: Alright, let me introduce the rules of the game. There are twelve cards in total. The person who draws this blank card is the prince. He can order other people to do anything, such as ordering number three to slap number four, and number two to slap number four. People must obey, if no one draws the number called, for example, I am a prince, I let number two beat number eight, but no one draws number eight, then number two beats me, if no one draws When it comes to the trump card, this round is void and the card is drawn again. Do you understand?

Everyone: Got it

Hong Wan silently raised her hand: I'm still a little confused

Zhang Xinyan: It’s okay, you’ll understand after playing a few more times

Lan Xueyi: Yes, just watch how other people play (to Zhang Tiancheng) See if I don’t beat you to death today

Zhang Tiancheng hugged his chest: Oh, I'm so scared

Zhang Tianyu hit Zhang Tiancheng: brother, don't make trouble

Lan Xueyi was impatient: the cards are dealt

Everyone took turns to take the cards, held them in their hands and took a sneak peek, waiting for the arrangement of fate...

Zi Linglong glanced at the crowd, smiled a little smugly, and showed her own card, and it was the trump card as expected.

Zi Linglong: No. [-] kisses No. [-]'s mouth

Lan Xueyi looked at Zi Linglong: "Hey, don't you, you just play with such a big one when you come up?"

Zi Linglong was taken aback: Could it be you?

Lan Xueyi: No

Zi Linglong: Then what are you excited about?

Lan Xueyi: I'm afraid you'll take it off...

Zi Linglong: Who is number three?

Hong Wan silently showed her cards

Zi Linglong: Where's number eight?

However, no one is number eight...

Zi Linglong: Hey, it really is a joke, so kiss as you please, anyway, I'm used to kissing

Hong Wan stepped forward and tapped Zi Linglong's mouth lightly, and everyone excitedly applauded

Lan Xueyi looked at Zi Linglong: You two...have you gotten used to it?

Zi Linglong: It’s all just a joke

Lan Xueyi: Okay, let’s play games, I won’t hold you accountable, come again

Everyone returned the cards, Lan Xueyi shuffled the cards, and drew again

Lan Xueyi: Where's the king?

Li Siqin: Me!Number two slaps number nine hard!

The Zhang family brothers looked at each other

Zhang Tianyu: Brother, could it be you?

Zhang Tiancheng showed his card, number nine

Zhang Tianyu: Okay, I’ve wanted to hit you for a long time, so I’ll give it a try today

Zhang Tiancheng looked aggrieved: Can you hit me lightly?

Li Siqin: This is the king's order, how dare you disobey it?

Zhang Tianyu clapped his wrists and made a clicking sound

However, in the end, he slapped a very insincere slap...

Lan Xueyi: You two are too boring to play, come again

……

Zhang Xinyan: Uh, sorry...

She cautiously showed her trump card

Zhang Xinyan: No. [-] hugs No. [-] and turns around three times

Lan Xueyi threw his own card on the table, it was number one, Hong Wan also stood up

Hong Wan: I'm so sorry, General Lan

Lan Xueyi: It's okay, as long as it's not Zhang Tiancheng, anyone will be fine

Lan Xueyi effortlessly picked up Hong Wan, turned it around three times and put it down, Hong Wan was so ashamed that she covered her face and dared not look directly at Zi Linglong

And Zi Linglong giggled on the side

……

Lan Xueyi slapped the table: Haha, you are going to be unlucky!No. [-], take off No. [-]'s upper body clothes, take off slowly

Li Siqin: Hey!This is fun, who is it?Take it off!

Zhang Tianyu and Li Xiaoliang stood up, both of them looked embarrassed

Zhang Tianyu walked in front of Li Xiaoliang, the atmosphere became inexplicably pink, all the girls applauded, Zhang Tianyu slowly took off Li Xiaoliang's clothes layer by layer, until Li Xiaoliang's firm chest muscles were exposed and shoulders

The direct result is that no one has looked directly at Li Xiaoliang since then.

……

Hong Wan puts her trump card on the table

Hong Wan: Please ask No. [-] to kneel on one knee and propose to No. [-]

Lan Xueyi showed a puzzled look: Why is it me again?

On the [-]th, Yang Tinger stood up: General Lan, I have been waiting for this day for a long time

Lan Xueyi: It can't be worse—(kneeling) Miss Yang Tinger, will you marry me?

Yang Ting'er grabbed Lan Xueyi's hand and threw herself into her arms

Yang Tinger: Yes, one hundred thousand willing, one million willing!

Zhang Xinyan and Zi Linglong coughed at the same time, Yang Tinger immediately let go

Yang Ting'er: I can hear General Lan asking me this, it's a worry for me

……

Zhang Tiancheng unfortunately won the trump card, he looked up to the sky and laughed, his saliva almost choked himself to death

Zhang Tiancheng: Cough cough cough cough, number one and number six come to kiss me

Lan Xueyi: Zhang Tiancheng, I think you are looking for death

Zhang Tiancheng: What?Do you dare not accept it?

Lan Xueyi: Number one and number six!

Unexpectedly...it was Zhang Tianyu and Li Xiaoliang

Zhang Tiancheng's cough became worse: cough cough cough, this one doesn't count, come again!

Zhang Tianyu: Brother, I would like to accept the bet

Then he smacked Zhang Tiancheng's face neatly, Li Xiaoliang was very unwilling, but had no choice but to nod Zhang Tiancheng with his lips, and then quickly wiped it off with his sleeve.

……

However, a dramatic turning point happened immediately, and Li Xiaoliang got the trump card

Li Xiaoliang: Number four said "I love you" to number five three times, and number five had to reply "I love you too"

Zi Linglong and Lan Xueyi looked at each other and stood up

Lan Xueyi whispered affectionately in Zi Linglong's ear: I love you, I love you, I love you

Zi Linglong smiled: I love you too

Everyone present except Zhang Tiancheng applauded enthusiastically

Zhang Tiancheng: The two of them are not passionate anymore when they say this, so let me tell Xue... General Lan, is it okay?

Lan Xueyi: Get lost!

Princess Yongping: Hello!Why don't you always get this princess and this princess can't get a trump card?

Zi Linglong: Don't worry, princess, maybe the order will be yours soon

……

Sure enough, Princess Yongping got the trump card

Princess Yongping: No. [-], say to No. [-], "Your hair is so beautiful, as soft and shiny as black satin", and touch it!

Lan Xueyi: Are we advertising shampoo?

Number ten is Zhang Tiancheng, but no one has drawn number one

Zhang Tiancheng walked up to Princess Yongping and stroked her hair

Zhang Tiancheng: My son's hair is as beautiful as satin and silk, so beautiful that I am delighted

Princess Yongping looked at him puzzled: What are you talking about?

Zhang Tiancheng sighed: I'm really uneducated

Princess Yongping stepped on Zhang Tiancheng in anger

……

Yang Tinger draws the trump card: please take off the shoes of number five and smell them, and say "It smells so good"

Lan Xueyi flicked her cards angrily, it was number two, and number five... was Zhang Tiancheng

Yang Ting'er immediately shrank under the table: I didn't mean to...

Lan Xueyi: Do you play like this?

Zhang Tiancheng raised his foot, took off his shoes and threw them to Lan Xueyi

Zhang Tiancheng: General Lan welcomes you

After Lan Xueyi took the shoes, she was so smoked that she covered her nose immediately, unwillingly said in a strong nasal voice, "It smells so good"

Everyone present laughed, and Lan Xueyi was so angry that he threw his shoes on Zhang Tiancheng's face

Lan Xueyi pointed at Yang Tinger and Zhang Tiancheng: You two remember it for me

……

After losing the trump card twice, Zhang Tianyu drew the trump card

Zhang Tianyu: invite Number [-] and Number [-] to have a cup of wine

Lan Xueyi: Hey, where can I find props for you?I only have rice wine at home

Li Xiaoliang: That's right, why don't you change it to something else?

Zhang Tianyu: All right, then number eight pinch number six's ass

Li Xiaoliang's face couldn't hold back anymore, he is No. [-]

And number six...is actually Zhang Tiancheng again

Zhang Tiancheng pouted his buttocks and turned towards Li Xiaoliang. Li Xiaoliang squeezed him hard, causing him to cry out in pain.

Lan Xueyi: Brother, you can be regarded as revenge for me

Li Xiaoliang: That is a must

Zhang Tiancheng: (pointing to Lan Xueyi) Do you believe it or not that I will draw an ace next time and let you kiss me and take off my clothes?

Lan Xueyi: How dare you!I'll break your leg, try it!

Zhang Tiancheng and Lan Xueyi quarreled

"What's the noise! ​​Are you letting people sleep at night?"

Wang Ma pierced the quiet night with her high-pitched voice

"Go home, don't play any more!"

The author has something to say:

When I used to play the king game, I often wondered what would happen if such a group of people played, but today I finally wrote it out. I wish everyone a happy April Fool's Day