Anyone who mocks me will be transmigrated

Luvia calmly sat on the extremely expensive water chair made of the most famous and tactile materials on Planet Kathro.

The water chair was soft, cool and crisp, so comfortable that he wanted to sleep.

[No—you can't do this, my dear master! ] The intelligent system that was manipulating the spacecraft yelled frantically, 【We have been absorbed, the possibility of space transition is zero, and we will be forced to fall into an unknown universe in 30 seconds! 】

"Well, I believe in your ability."

Luvia yawned lazily.

[I also believe in my ability. 】The extremely intelligent system is about to be pissed off by him, the tones of the extremely well-simulated charming adult male voice full of magnetism are a little bit off, 【Next I will let the spaceship land on the nearest planet as soon as possible, but The energy of the spaceship is almost exhausted. Even if I have sent a distress message to the empire, they will most likely not be able to find us after entering the unknown universe. Wait until all the energy is exhausted... Please listen to me! 】

Luvia responded lightly: "Yes."

When all the energy is used up, the spaceship that cannot contact the parent star and him on the spaceship will become a ghost floating in the unknown universe.

Either die in endless waiting, or be rescued and return to the Empire.

Subsystems began dutifully broadcasting the state of the ship's interior.

The energy supply to all entertainment functions has been shut down, and the interior of the house is completely dark after the lights in the room are removed from the power supply.The extracted excess energy is stored urgently, and more energy is used to maintain the safety of the spacecraft.

In fact, the energy should not be used up so quickly. According to Luvia's plan, the energy on the spacecraft is enough for him to travel around the interstellar space for 30 years without replenishing it.

Who would have thought that on the way back to the empire, they would run into a group of famous interstellar thieves, and being able to escape from the pursuit was already very good.

Before the subsystem with a clear and pleasant girly voice finished broadcasting, the system started talking again.

[If the owner hadn't only released energy for 30 years, we wouldn't have to panic like this at all. 】

Yes, the energy needed to support a spaceship for 30 years is not much.

Others save hundreds of years of energy when sailing, okay?

What's more, energy is consumed faster during battles!Opening the shield also requires energy, okay?

"Are you blaming me?" Luvia said softly, "Hey, don't be angry, go back and make another Oima cat for you in the virtual world to play with you."

Cats of the Oima breed are clingy and cute.

The system scolded angrily: 【Can a cat buy me off? !I want ten! 】

"Okay, then ten."

What a caring host.

The system wanted to scream frantically: [Compared to this, the most important thing for me is to try my best to find a way for you to survive in this situation!Now, please move your hips to find the rescue cabin, lie down obediently and wait until the moment when the imperial rescue team arrives! 】

Luvia nodded obediently. He lowered his eyelids, covering a pair of blue eyes like the blue sky. His thick and long black eyelashes were especially beautiful on his fair skin.His expression is neither sad nor happy, but if you look closely, you will find that he is so relaxed that he is about to fall asleep.

The system really yelled crazily.

Luvia frowned and said, "You're too noisy."

The system stopped talking.

He went to fix the planet where the spaceship will land after jumping the universe.

Luvia looked up and looked around his spaceship.

He was the only one in the spaceship because it was his personal spaceship.

This is not his only one, but it may be the last one he will ride in his life.This spaceship is not big, only five rooms, two study rooms, one game room, one kitchen, one first aid room, one first aid warehouse, two storage rooms, coarse grain warehouse, one sundry room, two entertainment rooms, one swimming pool, and all kinds of luvia that I can't think of for now. The place... wait, it's really not that big.

And he is now, in his master bedroom.

One side of the master bedroom is a huge floor-to-ceiling window, with curtains hanging on both sides, and the vast galaxy can be seen from the window.Of course, the scene inside cannot be seen from the outside. From the outside, this is just a part of the outer shell of the spacecraft.

The 30 seconds is coming to an end, and after that, he doesn't know if he can find a new energy replenishment spaceship to bring him back.

Or they can't even go back, and sleep forever in the unknown interstellar.

He didn't want to enter the rescue cabin. If he wanted to die, he would rather die awake.

He looked at the endless scenery outside the window, and sent a message to his brother with his optical brain——

I'm going to continue traveling, the return date is uncertain, don't read it.

A vortex suddenly appeared in the universe.The whole body was matte and black, and the spaceship with the shape of a swimming fish with a graceful curvature disappeared just like that, and the bandit group that followed it afterward couldn't find their target anyway in less than a few seconds.

×××

Lin Xiaozhai, male, female, aged [-], sophomore.

no girlfriend.

It was the golden week of the [-]th, and the roommates went four times and three times. Two of them went home and one was in love with his girlfriend. He was left alone in the dormitory facing the computer, feeling lonely in his heart.

The school is in the suburbs, more than half an hour's bus ride away from the city, and it takes nearly an hour and a half to get from the school to the city. It is absolutely impossible for Lin Xiaozhai, as lazy as Lin Xiaozhai, to go to the city alone to have fun under such conditions.

But in the dormitory facing the computer all day, he also refused!

Lin Xiaozhai held his face and watched the editor bombard him in private chats again. Not surprisingly, if you don't update the next list, you will not be able to get better and other threatening words.

Lin Xiaozhai replied: OK, I will update it tonight.

Then he continued staring in a daze at the drama that he had been watching on the video site for a long time and didn't want to poke into it.

When Lin Xiaozhai got to the point, he no longer cared whether the editor gave him a good list.What's more, the editor said that, but he still loves him in his heart.

Because Lin Xiaozhai is one of the mainstay authors of the Pujiang website.

In the first few years of my debut, I was serious about coding, and it has been four years now.Lin Xiaozhai's hard work and study cannot be ignored, from the silly and brainless slang writing to the more and more connotative storytelling and emotional articles.Therefore, he has published many novels, large and small, and countless of them have been transformed into game TV series.

All the changes started half a year ago. In his freshman year, his ambitions were all on his girlfriend. In order to accompany his girlfriend, he didn’t even code. However, his girlfriend didn’t know that he was writing a novel. It’s true that he didn’t code. I can't blame my girlfriend... But, I didn't expect to be dumped half a year ago.

I still remember that it was just the beginning of the sophomore year, and the men and women on campus would meet again after a holiday. It was the time when the relationship was strong, but he returned to the FFF group.

The reason is that he looks too gay, and he feels that the male ticket will be snatched away at any time.

Lin Xiaozhai...so wronged.

A whole year has passed since then, and the update frequency of the three near-finished novels that were originally carried out at the same time has become less and less frequent. Countless readers cried bitterly at the bottom of the pit and begged for an update.

Without him, the previous Lin Xiaozhai was too good, and the quality of the article was excellent, and the speed and quality coexisted.Readers are always thinking that maybe it will be updated tomorrow, and it will be over in a month, and they are reluctant to abandon the pit anyway.

It's not that Lin Xiaozhai can't write. After all, there is still time to squeeze. Although the sophomore is busier than the freshman, he is not so busy that he doesn't even have time to code words. With his learning ability, he doesn't have to worry about course study. What is failing a course? ?Is it tasty?

He just doesn't want to write.

I was really depressed at first, but then...

He has tasted the benefits of breaking the watch!

How good it is to be lazy!

But after a longer break, he also wants to update, but every time he thinks about updating, he always wants to wait, watch another episode or do another thing.

Commonly known as procrastination.

Sometimes I feel, I'm so lazy, I don't want to type, if only there is a device that can directly project the words in my heart to the computer.

Commonly known as lazy cancer.

Lin Xiaozhai, who is famous for his hard work, finally suffered from the two late-stage diseases that most authors have.

But after relaxing for a long time, I have enjoyed too much pleasure and gradually become tired.Lin Xiaozhai is now caught in the mood of not wanting to type words, not wanting to play games, not wanting to watch dramas, and not wanting to do anything.

The roommate was not in the dormitory, and after asking a lot of acquaintances, Lin Xiaozhai finally decided to go out alone, instead of ordering takeaway, he bought something to comfort himself.

After staying in the house for too long, I really want to become Lin Xiaozhai.

The campus is very large. Walking out of the dormitory area, you can see the shrubs and trees in the south that are still lush and green even when October is approaching. The couple in the chair with an ice cream in their hands, you and I, especially made Lin Xiaozhai want to cry.

Why do single dogs always have to be abused.

Lin Xiaozhai suddenly didn't want to go shopping for food. Compared with this couple where you feed me and I feed you, he looks very bleak and easy to gain weight while eating alone.

Yes, Lin Xiaozhai is still a man who cares a lot about his appearance.

The school is so big, there will always be a few places where there are no people, it is suitable for a person to sit and feel the nature.First of all, you can’t go to places that are too hidden, there will be couples doing things that cannot be described; secondly, you can’t go to places that are too gloomy, Lin Xiaozhai is afraid of ghosts; and then you can’t go to places with too many people, Lin Xiaozhai doesn’t want to see them There are too many people, not to mention that he is so handsome but has not been out alone for so long, the students passing by must be able to tell at a glance that he is a lonely person.

Yes, Lin Xiaozhai is very concerned about his appearance, so when he leaves the dormitory, he will match his clothes, arrange his hairstyle and make himself a handsome self.

……

Lin Xiaozhai also felt that he was really gay.

But he really only likes girls, it doesn't matter if he has big breasts or not, soft temper or soft and cute, as long as he likes him.

Even with such a low requirement, he doesn't have a girlfriend, probably because he is too perfect.

Lin Xiaozhai sighed silently in his heart.

To sum up, after excluding so many locations, Lin Xiaozhai could only choose to stroll along the school road in the end.

Walking on the school road is also very particular. First of all, you should not walk too fast, or you will be tired from walking. Lin Xiaozhai is not out to exercise.

Secondly...

Before he could think of what was next, Lin Xiaozhai suddenly saw something flickering in the sky in the distance, and then a huge black object appeared in the woods that he clearly remembered was blocked by a wall outside the school!

The object appeared for a very short time, and disappeared after a second, as if nothing had ever existed.

Lin Xiaozhai will not regard this as an illusion like others. Judging from his years of experience in writing novels and the fact that he still suffers from the second stroke, it is absolutely unusual!

Curiosity tickled his heart like a kitten scratching someone.The grove is not far from the school, and there are no dangerous animals in it. Even if you go in, you will not encounter danger. The students have long since lost interest in going to see it.What's more, this forest is close to the school, and the forest guards will occasionally patrol there.

He immediately ran over there!

The author has something to say:

The new year is about to open a new pit! www Happy New Year! ! !

Regarding the opening sequence of several pre-acceptances that have been prepared: mocking-brave-magician_(:з"∠)_ I am not sure about the brave, so I decided to wait for the next book to write.It’s been a long time since the pre-collection was released. Is there anyone chasing it? It’s really a big problem. Give the little angels who have been waiting for a while.