[Tomb Raiders Notes] Otaku Strange Records

, every Friday morning without sleep, all crowded in front of the computer to watch a cartoon, the protagonists are all little girls, he is not interested, but I have heard Xie Ziyang criticize those students who do not sleep in the middle of the night, one by one is all Perverted pedophile.

Fatty seems to like that cartoon very much, and he has watched it several times, and he doesn’t wear headphones. Sometimes he is attracted by the voices of those voice actors, and he will go over and watch it for a while. Anyway, it’s the world. Stories about a few little girls being rescued or something.

"Then what's the matter..." Wu Xie came over now, why did he feel that the clothes looked familiar, this is basically an improved version of the clothes worn by the protagonist in the animation!

Putting the drawing back, Xie Yuchen asked Zhang Qiling and Wu Xie to help him pull the cloth, and while cutting, he said, "Isn't it just last week, the girl from the business management department didn't know who told me that I have a helper in private. To make this kind of clothes, I came to ask me for help. It’s not that I want to boast, the quality of the fabrics I choose and the quality I make are much better than those studios. So I didn't continue to accept this kind of work. In short, she just entrusted me to make these two sets of clothes for her."

Soon, he cut the cloth again.

"You two have helped me a lot. I'll buy you a drink after I get paid." After packing up his things quickly with a smile, he didn't go back upstairs, but walked towards the door.

After all, there was no room for him to set up a sewing machine in the dormitory. If he really wanted to sew clothes together, he had to go to the classroom in the department.

Wu Xie has never been able to digest the information Yuchen gave him, that is to say—the relationship between Xiaohua and Aning is innocent, there is no relationship between men and women at all, but is it that Ah Ning entrusts Xiaohua to help make clothes?I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

At the same time, Zhang Qiling picked up the artwork that Xie Yuchen forgot to take away, looked at it a few times, and then looked at Wu Xie's back.

"Wu Xie, what is the shoulder width of your clothes?" He suddenly asked, which startled Wu Xie.

Wu Xie turned back in shock, "Huh? Shoulder width? How do you measure shoulder width?" He blinked, his head was full of question marks.

Then Zhang Qiling put away the artwork and didn't continue talking.

A few days later, Ah Ning got Wu Xie's cell phone from somewhere, and asked him to talk to a quiet place on campus.When Wu Xie received the call, he was still trembling, not daring to let others know that he was asked out by a girl.He jumped like a bird in his heart, and rushed to the agreed place nervously, only to see that Aning was already there waiting for him.

"Sorry to keep you waiting."

"It's nothing, I just happened to be thinking about something here." Aning smiled and let Wu Xie sit opposite her, "Actually, I have something I want to discuss with you, and I hope you can help me."

"What's the matter?" Wu Xie didn't think he had any ability to help Ah Ning. Except for the class on Monday, they basically had no other interaction, and it was the first time they met outside of class like this.

"It's like this. There is an animation exhibition in July. At that time, I want to invite you and Zhang Qiling to be our Kanban Lang."

"What? What is Kanbanro?" Wu Xie tilted his head and asked, "And what is the animation exhibition?"

"Anime Expo is an event that allows people with the same interests to communicate together." She laughed, and then continued, "Kanban Lang's work is not troublesome, just wear the clothes we prepared, and then attract people in the booth. Just pay attention. In fact, we originally wanted to recruit for this job, but the girls did not meet the requirements of our publication. Later, I thought about it. Among the boys I know, you and Zhang Qiling are the most suitable, so I want to invite you If you do this, you won't be too tired, just sit down."

Although I didn't understand clearly, but think about it, just put on clothes and sit in the booth, even if you don't know what the booth means, it doesn't sound like a difficult task, Wu Xie agreed very straightforwardly.

"But brother, I may have to ask his opinion, I can't make decisions for him." He felt that Zhang Qiling might prefer to stay in the dormitory and play video games.

"Then I will trouble you, Wu Xie."

"No problem." Later, Aning said that she still had something to do, Wu Xie watched her leave, and then went back to the dormitory.

On the way, he bumped into Yuchen walking towards the dormitory with two sets of clothes in his arms.

"Xiaohua, are you holding the clothes from last time?"

"It's just in time for you to come back! Brother Zhang is here too?"

"I remember him playing video games in the bedroom."

"That's a good time to try on clothes together."

"A-Ning should have told you—"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?"

Later, Wu Xie saw a joke on the Internet. It said that there was a store that provided a message board for customers to leave messages and let customers talk about their feelings about the store.A customer left a message saying, "Sign a contract with me", and the boss replied, "My parents taught me since I was a child that I can't sign a contract with unknown origin, so I can't sign it with you. contract, I'm really sorry."

Wu Xie kept thinking, why didn't his family teach him not to agree to other people's requests when he was a child?

Seventeenth, a man should keep his promises, except for a hypocrite

As exams approached, the dormitory would become chaotic.

Not only the situation is chaotic, but also the small space they occupy is so chaotic that people don’t even have a place to stand. From time to time, Jianzi Yang can be heard yelling at Black Glasses not to put his unfinished picture On the ground, do you owe people to step on it?On the other side, the fat man asked if Wu Xie's model needed help, and Wu Xie had to be busy hiding his own model, so that the model he had to rush to report at the end of the term would not be made into a Gundam by the fat man.

"Fuck! Fatty, stay away from my model!" Wu Xie hurriedly rescued his materials from the fatty, and then moved himself and the plate with the model a little closer to the window, so far only the dormitory was left The only piece of pure land here.

Others were busy preparing for the end of the term, but there was only one person in bedroom [-] who did not change his daily routine. It was almost as if the other people were the background, and he still wore headphones and sat in front of the computer to play games.

The fat man returned the model components he had snatched to Wu Xie, curiously leaned beside Wu Xie, and asked in a low voice, "Naive, I think my brother gave up, right?"

"Why don't you give up?" Wu Xie, who was holding the adhesive in his hand, responded angrily. He squeezed out the adhesive intently, and then carefully glued the components under the large parts. He turned his head and inspected his own drawing. design drawing, and pick up the next piece of material.

"No, look at what time it is now, he is still playing games, and I didn't notice that he was reading a book." The fat man pointed to Zhang Qiling's computer screen, which was displaying the screen of an ancient costume game.

Wu Xie glanced at it, and replied a little casually, "Brother, from the history department, [-]% of the history games can be used as a review. But you, don't you need to study?" He wished to drive the fat man away quickly, so as not to get in the way He does his homework.

Fatty was proud of hearing Wu Xie's words, "Fuck, I don't want to think about what role Fatty I am. I don't need to do shit to prepare for the final exam. I can win the class with my eyes closed when I take the exam on the computer. One vote."

"Yes, yes, Fatty, you are brave and mighty, don't fuck me, can you?" After the fat man hit the hand that wanted to poison his model, Wu Xie once again defended his model's sovereignty.

"My dear, don't be so stingy. When it comes to assembling models, Fatty, I'm a professional." The fat man snatched the components from Wu Xie with a proud face, and then picked up the design diagram Wu Xie put aside, "Here Fatty, look, where should this little thing be placed..."

"Damn, fat man, return the thing!" Wu Xie stretched out his hand to grab it, but the fat man took a step forward and hid the thing behind him.Although he was in a hurry, Wu Xie made too much of a move on himself, and would crash the half-finished model, but he had to grab the materials back, and he was also afraid that if the fat man's mother's hand broke his materials It's broken, where can he find the spare parts to redo that part?

"Fatty Wang, how old are you and still so naive? If your mother found out, she would cry and say she never gave birth to your son." He took the materials hidden behind him, threw them back to Wu Xie, and glanced at the fat man with a disdainful expression before walking back to the door, ready to climb back to his bed on the upper bunk.

He had just taken the first step when there was a "pop", which made the whole room [-] quiet.Wu Xie's movements stopped when he was grabbing the fat man's collar and was about to yell at him. The fat man was looking like he was provoking Wu Xie, and the black glasses were moving slowly to look at the source of the sound, which was Xie Ziyang. There is a picture of the black glasses under his feet on the ground, and a hole has been trampled in the middle.

Xie Ziyang withdrew his feet and silently stepped back a few steps to the side.He saw that the black glasses who usually smiled like an idiot or a brain-dead, now the smile on his mouth seemed to be a little stiff.

The dormitory is very quiet, so quiet that you can hear the yelling of the students outside the door.Maybe if a needle falls on the ground in the dormitory at this time, everyone can hear it clearly.

Wu Xie felt that the atmosphere was very stiff, so he let go of the fat man's collar, patted it lightly a few times, moved his model quietly to a safe place, and coughed a few times, "Black... blind man , when is your homework due?"

This sentence awakened the dreamer a little bit, the black glasses bent the corners of his mouth, pushed the sunglasses on his face with his hands, and answered Wu Xie with a bright smile: