[Comprehensive] How to kill a rabid dog gently

Nakahara was also the first to feel the changes in Osamu Dazai.

If you want to make an evaluation of "Nakahara Chuya cares about Dazai Osamu as a work partner more than anyone else", I am afraid that both parties will show distorted expressions as if they drank a liter of detergent. The concern is entirely out of vigilance against natural enemies—for example, if a person who hates spiders is forced to live in the same room with spiders all day long, that person will surely keep an eye on the spiders’ every move .

This is the case in the Central Plains.

Recently, with the gradual departure of winter, Osamu Dazai seems to have stepped into a brand new spring day with light steps. Not to mention that the efficiency of performing tasks has been greatly improved, and even the number of suicides has dropped sharply from five times a week to two, and even The last time when Chuya Nakahara fished him out of the fishing net, the drenched Dazai seemed completely unaware of his embarrassment. While smiling brightly, he stuffed the crab he picked up while drifting into his coat pocket and said: It is to be treated as a souvenir.

How should I put it, Osamu Dazai is in a good mood recently, so good that even Nakahara Nakahara feels a little sick.

Knowing the real reason behind Dazai's behavior is what happened some time later.

After work, Nakahara Chuya also prefers to have a good drink and enjoy a moment of comfort. Unlike Dazai Osamu, he is a cadre with a neat and open personality who is easily supported by his subordinates. After completing the task beautifully this time, Nakahara Chuya readily let him The members went to the bar to reserve the venue, drink as much as they wanted, and paid for it by themselves-in this enthusiastic occasion, Osamu Dazai became the most out of place.

"Sorry, I won't go, my lover is still waiting for me at home."

Just judging from the content of these words, it was clear that he was apologizing for his absence, and after being said by Osamu Dazai in a tone of subtle pity, he became 12 extremely hateful.

"Don't you understand Chuuya, I mentioned it to you before, my girlfriend and I are absolutely agreeing with Juzhong, unlike you poor guy who can only stay with stinky men, I'm going home now Drinking in the candlelight while taking advantage of the atmosphere to hold the lover's soft and lovely hand——

Dazai quickly leaned back, slickly dodging Nakahara Chuya's unbearable fist.

"I don't mean to be afraid of you, but can you please stay away from me, if you have hair glued to your shirt and you accidentally take it home, explain where the effeminate strands of hair of this color come from It really took me a lot of effort..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also roared: "Get out now, Qingmao!!!"

To sum up, although he has experienced such a thing, Nakahara still does not think that Dazai Osamu said "because he has a lover" is the reason for his change. Virtue, plus the authenticity of any sentence from Osamu Dazai's mouth must be discounted in half...

Then one day, Chuya Nakahara, who had just taken down a base of a hostile organization with Osamu Dazai, watched him turn his back to the mess that had not been cleaned up, and took out a bento box.

The kind that a high school girl might use. It's beautifully wrapped in a striped wrapping cloth, and it's full of homey bento boxes.

"...Are you kidding me, Ao Mako?"

"What are you talking about, there's nothing wrong with having lunch at lunchtime."

Osamu Dazai quickly opened the lunch box and began to eat.By the way, Nakahara took a look at the rich and delicate contents of the bento and was sure he hadn't seen such a variety in any store (the store wouldn't cut the octopus sausage so cute!).

"Ah, is that what you mean?"

Osamu Dazai paused for a moment, Nakahara also had a bad premonition, and sure enough Dazai deliberately showed that subtle sympathy.

"You can tell by looking at it. This is something that people who live alone without caring, and have to go hungry after work..."

"Okay, shut up—"

"Beloved wife bento, love, wife, bento, love!"

"As expected, you should die, Dazai!!!"

Although I still don't want to believe that even a scum like Dazai can find a woman who is willing to tolerate him (not even Chuuya himself!), but more and more evidences are starting to jump out from various details...

For example, Osamu Dazai’s more and more frequent calls and text messages, such as the snack box in the hands of the Black Lizard members belonging to Osamu Dazai, which is said to be from the gentle woman who took care of Mr. Dazai. In the end, even Koyo Ozaki talked about it. brought up this matter.

"Even that Dazai did it, Chuya..."

The glamorous woman glanced at Nakahara Chuya with a look of deja vu, and concealed the last few words.

I definitely want to say this, "Chuya, how pitiful".

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought with a dull face.

Even so, he still did not give up the last bit of stubbornness in his heart, until one day Dazai said:

"She said she wanted to thank you in person, although I don't think it's necessary... But do you want to meet her?"

So I went, with the idea of ​​absolutely exposing Dazai's lie.

Dazai took him to a recently well-known dessert house. Although he occasionally passed by, it was the first time he came in.

"Because she is good at baking... Well, I don't know what kind of cooking she is not good at, ah, by the way, I must show you this."

Osamu Dazai suddenly noticed something, laughed very happily, and pointed out a hanging ornament on the wall to Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara Chuya looked over and saw a picture frame on the beautiful wall painted in a refreshing color.

How should I put it, I have no idea why this thing is here.

In the most conspicuous place in the store, framed in a frame that is treasured and valued, is an extremely clumsy painting.

Any normal human over the age of five should not be able to draw such a thing. Zhongyuan tried his best to distinguish it, but he only felt that the picture was probably two sea cucumbers rolling on the beach.

What the hell is this? !

Zhong Yuanzhong almost blurted out, but he stared at the painting for a while, and gradually realized a trace of familiarity...

"……No way."

"The name of this painting is "She and I on the Sunny Seaside." Osamu Dazai said cheerfully, "I am the author! I never thought she would cherish my work so much, and even framed it and hung it here. It's really embarrassing... Ah, Cheng!"

"Is it Mr. Chuya Nakahara?!"

Kawasaki Summi came out from the kitchen cubicle and blinked.

"Dazai, how on earth did you convey the message? Our side should pay a visit to this kind of thing...Mr. Nakahara, I originally wanted to express my gratitude..."

Nakahara didn't hear what Cheng said in detail, because Dazai Osamu lowered his voice and whispered into his ear when he pretended to be affectionate and hugged his neck.

"Why do you think I brought you here, Chuya, think about it the other way around."

Osamu Dazai said to Chuya Nakahara with joy and malice.

"If someone who can tolerate even scum like me exists, what kind of a good woman would she be?"