[Comprehensive] How to kill a rabid dog gently

"We have gone through various things in the middle, but fortunately, so far, we are relatively satisfied with the status quo..."

Having said that, Cheng glanced at Dazai beside him.

"At least that's what I think."

"It's really sad, do I have a different opinion." Dazai Osamu said, "But I also think that you are cute."

"It's a good story about lovers getting married." Even so, Yoshiya Akiko still commented sharply, "Although the protagonist is Dazai, this story is somewhat sad."

Kunikida Doppo expressed serious agreement with this, and Atsushi Nakajima, who recalled some bad deeds of someone, couldn't help but also clicked...

"Dun Jun?"

Osamu Dazai raised the ending sound dangerously, and Atsushi Nakajima faced the smiling face of the other party, and inevitably felt a chill down his back.

"That, that! Mr. Dazai!" Poor Atsushi struggled to organize his words, "Mr. Dazai is very charming, the adult kind..."

"It's true, Dazai is quite an attractive man anyway, it's hard to deny that."

Yu Xie also picked up the coffee cup and leaned against the back of the chair in an elegant and comfortable way.

"But, after being briefly deluded, is he really someone to spend the rest of his life with? Hands up to anyone who thinks Osamu Dazai is a bad marriage partner, start now."

Yuxie also raised her hand, then Kunikida with a swallowed-fly expression, and Tanizaki Naomi also raised her hand (she immediately declared to Tanizaki Junichiro beside her that anyone other than her brother was a bad marriage partner for her , and they fell into slimy flirting again), Junichiro Tanizaki had no time to vote, and Kenji Miyazawa didn't seem to understand the topic.

Atsushi Nakajima was frantically wavering, but he looked around and found that even Izumi Kyouka had voted quietly.

"So that's four votes in favor and three votes against."

Yuxie also raised his body and said to Edogawa Ranpo who was sitting alone at another table with his back to the crowd.

"At this time your point of view is extremely important, big detective."

While stirring the latte with too much sugar, Ranbu replied: "I abstain."

"Okay, that means our side won by one vote..."

"Not so."

Edogawa Ranbu frowned and stared at the milk stains splashed on the table by stirring too hard, Cheng got up and handed him a clean square towel, he took it and placed it messily under the cup, and was immediately happy stand up.

"In the final analysis, even if Mr. Dazai himself is not allowed to participate, there is still an important member who did not vote, right?"

important……

Atsushi Nakajima turned his attention to the woman who just sat down.

"You mean Miss Cheng?"

"Me?" Cheng said, who suddenly received attention, "...Indeed, Dazai is very troublesome from the perspective of ordinary values."

She turned her face away and found that her lover was also watching her, so Cheng smiled.

"For me, it's just the right person."

Ah, that's true.

Yuxie Akiko blinked involuntarily.

It's hard to say anything else.

Not only her, but others also began to slowly realize the reason why the Armed Detective Agency gathered in this coffee shop at this time.

"I said, did you forget something?" Osamu Dazai raised his glass, the ring gleaming on his finger, "I'm here to tell everyone that we are praising our newlyweds, and my original intention is to get everyone's jealousy and blessings."

Cheng quietly turned away and whispered to Dazai, "Is it a bit too embarrassing to be jealous or something?"

Dazai replied in a breathy voice next to her ear: "This is my truth..."

"What do you mean by jealousy?" Before he finished speaking, Kunikida, who keenly sensed the objection from the words, protested, "Dazai Osamu, you—"

"Forget it, Kunikida, this is indeed a blessing."

Yu Xie also supported his chin with one hand and raised the coffee cup with the other.

She said slowly, "May the fire of love continue to burn when youth is dying." (*1)

"...Okay, just this one time." Kunikida Doppo said, "Congratulations, the land of freedom is hidden in my heart." (*2)

"My brother and I—" Naomi glanced at her elder brother and smiled innocently and sweetly, "The boat will take the people we love to a beautiful world far away." (*3)

Miyazawa Kenji heartily said his congratulations: "Don't be afraid of the rapid rain, not afraid of the strong wind!" (*4)

Quan Jinghua said softly: "In the dream, the calamus blooms day by day." (*5)

"Ah, my words..." Atsushi Nakajima said shyly, "It's not really a blessing... Mr. Dazai and Ms. Cheng have already held each other's hands tightly, and they will no longer regret what they didn't do. That's the best thing." (*6)

"Thank you."

Osamu Dazai smiled lightly, and put his hands on his newlywed wife, but suddenly felt a sense of disobedience.

He failed to touch Cheng's soft skin as expected.

"What's the matter? Cheng, are you okay?" Osamu Dazai asked vigilantly one after another, "Has time and space stabilized yet?"

"...No." Cheng opened his eyes wide and looked at him, "Dazai, it's you who are disappearing."

Dazai's body began to be deconstructed by space in a very short period of time, which was a precursor to the occurrence of space-time travel. Cheng Fan held his hand, and the oscillating space wave immediately transmitted to her.

After a few seconds, both of them disappeared.

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The same armed detective agency, on another page of the "book", completely different events are happening here.

On this world line, Akutagawa, who did not join the gangsters, but joined Butei under the recommendation of Sakunosuke Oda, walked out the door, with deep hatred in every step.

"Mr. Akutagawa, breaking into the Hong Kong and Black Headquarters building now is just sending you to death in vain!"

Tanizaki held down the wound Akutagawa had scratched, and tried his best to keep him, but the other party was still unmoved...and at this moment, an accident happened.

"Ah, really..."

Osamu Dazai stopped suddenly, he looked at Akutagawa in front of him, and the astonished faces of other members of the detective agency.

"Aren't these still some old faces, after all—"

After being shocked, Ryunosuke Akutagawa immediately recognized the face he had just seen in the video.

"Be careful! Akutagawa!"

"Osamu Dazai!!!"

Ignoring Kunikida's warning, Akutagawa's clothes corners turned into fangs, but this angry blow was lightly stopped by Osamu Dazai.

"How should I put it, it always feels a little subtle."

Dazai frowned in thought.

"This is not the armed detective agency we are familiar with." Cheng judged, "It seems to be in a parallel world or something."

"The so-called parallel world means that it will be a little different in certain directions, right..." Osamu Dazai looked around at the people guarding him in the conference room, and suddenly laughed, "It seems that I am not a partner of justice here. .”

His eyes finally fell on Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

If you want to say, the most inconsistent place is really here.

Dazai's gaze further angered Akutagawa, but this time it was Dazai who acted first.His unique cunning and light action mode easily shortened the distance between the two, and Akutagawa's Rashomon rushed out with the rage that crushed him, but they collapsed when they touched Dazai.

"Anyway, since it's Akutagawa-kun, this is the only way to make you shut up and calm down."

Akutagawa watched helplessly as the wind of his fist approached, and it hit him firmly on the cheek.

"Please also listen carefully to my explanation of the current situation, and provide the information I need by the way. Briefly speaking, I am not the Dazai Osamu you know... Well, I can't say that I am not at all. Although the essence is the same, I am from a parallel world. , is honest and upright, without blemish, and has nothing to do with all kinds of bad things..."

"parallel world?"

Kunikida couldn't help but interrupt him.

"Stop joking! Regardless of whether you are the Hong Kong black leader Osamu Dazai, what is your purpose of appearing here?!"

This time, both Dazai and Cheng showed very surprised expressions.

"The leader of Hong Kong gangsters? Are you referring to—" Cheng asked halfway, and felt the instability of the space again, "This time...?"

This time, the space-time fluctuation still occurred around Dazai, but it was not aimed at Dazai, and a black figure was spit out in the vortex.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was originally investigating the disappearance of Dazai and Cheng, but he was suddenly drawn into another time and space. After he overcame the dizziness of traveling through time and space, he suddenly found that the person he was looking for was standing beside him.

"Mr. Dazai, Ms. Cheng!" He subconsciously began to carefully observe the surrounding environment, but saw a scene that he did not expect anyway, "The people of Butei and..."

Akutagawa murmured.

Myself? !

"Probably because I punched this guy, the unqualified ability in the world and the unknown resonance generated by the space pulled our Akutagawa into it."

Osamu Dazai said.

"As you can see, Akutagawa on this side doesn't wear an ordinary shirt and tie like yours, and doesn't have a legal job. He looks like a serious lack of common sense and social The performance lag looks like..."

"Please be gentle with our Akutagawa-kun, Dazai."

Cheng smiled and said, Osamu Dazai, who felt bad, obediently kept his mouth shut.

"However, as he said, we are indeed from different world lines. Even if Dazai and I can't verify it for a while, the two Akutagawa-kun here should be able to prove it."

Said the gentle woman.

"Now, can you tell us what happened?"

Tanizaki Junichiro couldn't help asking: "What if this is a conspiracy by Osamu Dazai?"

"You mean, that 'Dazai Osamu' who became the leader of Hong Kong gangsters? Really, please think about it—"

Dazai raised the corner of his lips.

"If that guy really has some conspiracy against you, then I am standing here at this moment, isn't it the best aid?"