[Comprehensive] How to kill a rabid dog gently

→ Dead handle wooden hanger

1. Peter Pan

Sigangmuhang didn't notice when he broke the glove.

It may be that he touched the blade when unpacking the game box or was accidentally scratched by the sharp edge when opening the can of yellow peach... In any case, the reason why he found out that there was something wrong with the glove was because of the incident in front of him——

The dead handle wooden hanging still maintained the original posture of holding the cup handle to pick up the cup, although his hand was empty... After a long while, he looked down at the broken porcelain on the ground, and unconsciously rubbed the powder remaining on his fingertips.

"shit……"

Shigaoki murmured to himself.

"Why is this..."

The cup, which had been reduced to a pile of corpses on the floor, happened to be Cheng's favorite.

In fact, Nishikaki doesn't understand what's so good about this cup at all, and can still make out the (stupid) rabbit pattern in the fragments, but she just likes this best.

That's the hardest part of the accident.

So what to do now?

——Anyway, let’s cover it up.

Sikuangmu Diao made a decision resolutely and abnormally.

The process of covering up negligence is mainly divided into the following three steps:

First, the crime scene is destroyed.

Then, find the exact same mug on Amazon or eBay and order it now for expedited shipping.

Finally, do something to distract your lover and make sure she doesn't think about the stupid mug for a while until the new mug arrives home tomorrow.

"Maybe it will work..."

Shikuraki relaxed a little, he glanced at the mess, and decided to start with the easiest steps.

So he took out his mobile phone and started searching for products.

"..."

If there was a second person here to witness his crime, he would be able to deduce from the deteriorating expression of Shigaraki that things were not going well.

"Why can't you find the same product for such a cup that can be seen everywhere..."

He anxiously switched the interface, opened the second-hand online shopping platform, and flipped through several pages quickly, and a familiar product pattern passed by his vision.

"!"

Sikuanmu frantically scrolled up the page, finally found the message, and clicked "View Details" without hesitation.

Then he saw a row of numbers 9 in the column of the price tag.

—Are you fucking crazy!

Angrily, Shikuraki threw the phone aside and began to think about other countermeasures.

In that case, we have to go directly to the shopping street...

"what happened?"

Cheng's voice sounded.

Shikaragi looked out subconsciously, and Cheng was standing there, holding on to the door frame.

"I seem to hear something in the study."

He noticed that the other party's gaze moved slowly and landed on...

fell at his feet.

The dead handle wooden hang froze.

"so."

said his lover.

"You did it, didn't you?"

damn it.

At this moment, Sigangmuhang knew what it means to be too late to regret.

- should follow the plan strictly, starting from the first step.

2. Cinderella

When Shigaraki's heart was silently storming, Cheng sighed and walked in.

He couldn't help but stare at Cheng's face, trying to figure out her mood at the moment from her expression...but apart from a little helplessness, there was no trace of anger in Cheng's expression.

She stepped over the shards and walked straight to him.When she raised her wrist, Niu Ganaki didn't even react, "Let me see." She looked at it for a while, then turned Niu Ganaki's right hand over, so that the palm was facing upwards, "...the wound was cut. Woolen cloth."

Seeing that Cheng started to take off his gloves, Ikuragi was startled and withdrew his hand.

"Don't move!"

"I just wanted to make sure you were not injured..."

Cheng noticed that the other party frowned, and his eyes unconsciously became fierce, so he retreated a little.

"Okay, then you take off the gloves and give them to me."

Nekugaraki complied, and after making sure he wasn't injured, Cheng gave the next order.

"Another one too."

He couldn't help but froze for a moment.

"why?"

"This pair of gloves has been used for a while, I want to order a new pair according to the size." She paused, "Is it not possible?"

"...Nothing is impossible."

The other replied.

Next, Cheng watched him clean up the debris with awkward postures, then put the broken porcelain pieces in eye-catching bags, and sorted the garbage correctly... The dead handle wood was hung in and out, without saying a word, sullen .

Cheng was finally sure, and her lover fell into depression.

...but why?

3. The Little Prince

The dead handle wood hanging is not happy, which is visible to the naked eye.

When Cheng went out to mail the gloves, he was watching TV on the sofa. When she came back, he was still sitting on the sofa in the same posture, without changing the channel. What is playing on the TV is a soap opera that is not nutritious. The kind you don't like.

Now that the matter has come to this point, Cheng also feels that he can no longer sit idly by.

So Cheng switched the display mode, took out the game and two handles that she just bought last week, and then she said to Sigangmuhang.

"Come to play a game?"

"..."

The dead handle wooden hanging replied.

"it is good."

Originally, Cheng thought that after being together for a while, he could be said to know him well.

She knows his extremes and gloom, and also understands the fragility and anxiety they come from. Most importantly, she has seen how he grows up and braves for himself. Under the sun of extreme resistance and disgust...in order to hold my hand.

Cheng knew that he was immature, so he always needed attention and companionship all the time - but these were not important, and she also understood that these were just pains when the wound was slowly healing.

So, she thought it would be the same this time.

But after Niigoumu played abnormally one after another and lost several games, she began to realize that things were not that simple.

Cheng stopped.

"I'm not angry about the cup, are you?"

"……Um."

"Gloves don't matter, do you?"

"I know."

"I have a special request to use a tougher material, and it will be delivered in three days..."

"Three days."

Cheng heard his whisper.

She turned her head to look at him, and immediately, she felt as if she had grasped the key to the problem.

"I think……"

Cheng moved towards him a little bit, and then a little bit, she gently put the game controller beside her, got into his arms like a cat, found a comfortable position and leaned down, with her lover's chest behind her.

She raised her face and asked.

"Do you think it will be better?"

From the moment her hand accidentally touched his thigh, Shigaoki couldn't move anymore. After being questioned by her like this, he covered his mouth as if he had just woken up from a dream, and the scarlet color climbed all the way to the tips of his ears.

"Let's use this method to relieve it first." She continued, "About the fact that you can't hold hands for these three days..."

"do not talk!"

Niugaragi couldn't help but raise his voice trying to stop her.

——Why have I been patient all this time!

Even junior high school students wouldn't act like a baby in this way!

"This is not..."

He said angrily, but couldn't say the second half of the sentence.

Doesn't it seem that I haven't grown up at all? !

"But I want to hold hands with you."

Cheng turned over, lying in his lover's arms, hugging his waist.

"If you can't touch me, wouldn't it be nice for me to hug you?"

"……you are always like this."

Sigang Muhang said.

"The first person to talk to me, the first person to reach out to me, has always been you."

"However, even if this is the case, I—"

He folded his arms, and his palm stopped only a few centimeters away from her long hair.

"I was the one who fell in love with you first."

He said.

"That's the only thing I can be proud of."

"So, Cheng."

It's like you became the reason for me to go forward even if I'm burned by the light—

"I want too, with my hands...my will and my strength, to hug you."

→ cross my body

1. Bridal practice

When Cheng returned home, it was already late at night.

She and Wataru were told by her body that they needed to work the night shift today. Although the other party strongly asked to pick her up from get off work, Cheng refused on the grounds that "it's not safe for a girl to travel alone late at night".

The girl could not refuse such an answer at all.She was probably happy and dissatisfied, but judging from her words on the phone "This... this is unnecessary concern, Cheng is too cunning!", the ratio of happiness to dissatisfaction is about 99 to 1.

Cheng guessed that the cohabitant might have fallen asleep. In order to avoid waking him up, she opened the door very carefully, but after pushing the door open, Cheng found that the light was still on.

And Du I might have been waiting for her all this time, hugging the dolphin pillow that Cheng gave her, and fell asleep on the sofa.

Cheng closed the door, tiptoed to her side, and squatted down quietly.

Watagata, who is currently active as a girly graphic model, does have a very cute face, and she looks pure like an angel when she is asleep. Cheng couldn't help smiling, and pinned her hair for her.

"Well……"

That's when I woke up.

She opened her eyes, and her favorite person in the world came into view.

Like the sun breaking through the morning mist, she smiled brightly, with a blush on her cheeks.

"You're back!"

"Ah."

Cheng kissed her cheek.

"Awaited."

When I was thrown, I might have forgotten what I was going to say for a full two seconds.

"That... Ah, by the way, I have prepared a supper, do you want it?"

"Just a little hungry, thank you."

The blond girl suddenly became happy.

She warmed up the snacks a little, set the tableware, and sat opposite Cheng, watching her every move.

Watari's cooking skills have become quite good, and Cheng couldn't help recalling the past when he just proposed a cohabitation invitation.

The girls at the time immediately burst into tears of joy, then scrambled to learn cooking and knitting...and various other housework skills before the agreed move-in date.

Although Cheng just felt a little uneasy about her at first, and wanted to take care of her for a while from the standpoint of an elderly person... But according to the development of things later, the preparations for crossing my body cannot be said to be worthless.

——Although she was studying with the attitude of practicing as a bride from the beginning.

"That's right, Cheng."

After the evening snack time was over, Watari suddenly said.

"I have something to discuss with you."

Because of her solemn attitude, Cheng also became serious.

Then the girl said—

"Cheng, I want a child of ours."

2. Family Matters

In fact, Cheng is used to the fact that Wataru's body often speaks shockingly.

For example, there was a time when they watched the eight o'clock show together. When the plot progressed to the point where the married male lead was seduced by a young and beautiful female subordinate and cheated, I was told that by my body.

"If I were my wife, I would dismember this woman evenly to the size of beef cubes."

Because her tone was very serious, Cheng couldn't help turning his face to look at her.

"Kidding."

Noticing Cheng's gaze, Wataru narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"I like Chung so much, so I won't do this."

——"I will lock that woman somewhere, draw her blood every day, and then come to see you in her form."

she said in a sweet voice.

"In this way, I will always be Cheng's favorite look."

Hearing such a speech, Cheng fell into a brief thought.

Then she hugged Wataru and stroked her hair.

"To make you worry about such a problem, it must be that I am not doing well enough."

"How is it possible! Cheng is the best person in the world!!"

So Watari and I successfully forgot about it. Fortunately, this dangerous speech has not had the opportunity to practice until today...

However, this time it seems that the topic cannot be easily changed.

Cheng thought.

Her expression is serious.

"First of all, I'm very glad that you are willing to discuss such an important matter with me in advance." Cheng said slowly, "However, I can't confirm whether you have really made a plan..."

"I, I have thought about it seriously."

With my cheeks supported by my body, pink bubbles of happiness almost burst out.

"There are so many strange personalities in this world, so the ones that allow us to have children must also exist?"

Here she skims over the practical issues of real concern, before moving into fantasies about the future.

"We can think of the child's name together, take the child on an outing together, and take a family photo on the day of the child's entrance ceremony..."

"But, cross me."

Cheng said to her softly.

"Raising children is not easy... If we have a child, he must take away some of our attention from each other..."

"Are you ready for this?"

Du I was taken aback by my body.

Cheng saw the smile on her face gradually disappearing.

"I will never allow it."

she says.

3. Planet of Two

In fact, Cheng knew why Du Wo had such an idea.

She is a girl who is different from ordinary people, but this does not mean that she is much more incomprehensible than others... On the contrary, Watanabe's love is so fierce, which makes many of her actions obvious follow.

Like, I want you to keep looking at me.

Hope you are always with me.

Hope you always love me.

When she said she wanted a child together, she didn't mean she wanted a child, but...

——I hope that there will be more things and stronger bonds to connect you and me, and then we will never be separated.

Because it's understandable, that's why Cheng thinks she's cute.

"You... are too impatient."

Cheng smiled.

"We obviously have so much time to think, why do we have to decide where to go in the future now."

"Cheng...you mean..."

"You can feel a little more secure."

she says.

"If everything goes away, we'll be there for each other - every couple in love should have that confidence, right?"

"……OK."

There was water in Wataru's eyes, but she still smiled wildly.

"As expected, I like you the most in the whole world."

→Shota Aizawa

pre-wedding party

It is said to be a pre-wedding party, but as the protagonist, Aizawa Xiaota feels that the actual situation is closer to a class party.

... The class gathering of Xiongying's most famous Hero Subject Class A in recent years.

In the eyes of outsiders, the lineup of this party looks very luxurious, not to mention that almost all of them are working heroes, including some exceptionally famous ones.

Up to this point, everyone has finished talking about the past, and offering their blessings one after another. The party is almost coming to an end.

After finally sending away the ladies who were particularly interested in their own love stories, led by Urina Ochako, Aizawa Sho, who thought this was probably the last group, let out a sigh of relief.

However, when he walked back to the inner room, he realized that the matter was not so easy to end.

Three others remained there.

...How should I put it, considering some other factors, it seems that such a combination is also reasonable.

From left to right, they are Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku and Tomoko.

Faced with this troublesome situation at first sight, Aizawa made a difficult choice, walked behind Midoriya, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Green Valley..."

Izuku Midoriya turned around, his face was a little red because of the alcohol.

"Ms. Aizawa..."

He stared blankly at the other party for a while, before Aizawa continued to speak, the tears of Midoriya burst out unexpectedly.

"Happy wedding, Mr. Aizawa, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Wait, are you okay Green Valley—"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry woo woo woo woo..."

Green Valley wiped away tears.

"Sure enough, I'm still very unhappy."

For a moment, the eyes of the other two people also looked over.

"..."

Aizawa sat down beside them.

"Is there any wine left?"

Without saying a word, Bakugo Katsumi pried off the cap of the beer bottle with his bare hands, and pushed it in front of Aizawa.

"Thanks."

He was silent for a moment.

"I probably knew there would be a day when we'd talk about her."

Through the transparent brown glass, Aizawa watched the beer foam rise up to the mouth of the bottle, and then disappear again.

"While it might feel like bragging to say something like that now... But in the past I wasn't sure what role I would be sitting here either."

He took a sip of his drink and swallowed it slowly.

"Why did she choose you?"

Bakugo suddenly asked.

When Cheng opened the door, Aizawa was standing at the door with a suit jacket in one hand, and the shirt smelled faintly of alcohol.

"I forgot to bring the key, sorry."

"Well, I forgot to remind you too, so it doesn't matter."

Cheng was probably busy with something, and returned to the study after opening the door.

Aizawa hung his coat aside, he thought for a while, went to the kitchen to warm up a cup of milk, and then walked into the study.

"Is it something about the research institute?"

"Ah."

He handed the hot milk to Cheng, and Cheng took the cup, his eyes still focused on the screen.

"There is still a little finishing work..."

She couldn't continue because she felt the back of the chair sink, and her lover suddenly hugged her from behind.

Aizawa Xiaota is a mature and restrained man.

His love is never shown in front of Cheng in a gushing way, they are silent and gentle and slow...but they will make people inadvertently indulge a little bit.

He rarely acted like a spoiled child.

So she smiled softly.

"what happened?"

"Miss Kawasaki Summi."

Aizawa said in a low voice.

"Do you believe in my friendship, trust, loyalty and love?"

"Ah."

"Would you like to spend it with me no matter the future is good or bad, hard or easy?"

"Yes."

Aizawa took Cheng's hand.

"Will you reach out and let me hold it?"

Cheng Fan held him, interlocking his fingers.

"of course."

"So……"

He kissed the back of his lover's hand.

"I will give my life to you..."

— "Just as you gave me, your love."

"why me……"

Aizawa put the bottle aside.

"I also once thought, is there anything that only I can give her... But, I gradually discovered that she doesn't really care what she can get from others."

Aizawa said.

"What she thought about was always how to give to others what she already had."

He sighed lightly, and then, Aizawa Shouta showed a slight smile in his eyes.

"Then stay with her by her side."

"I thought so."

"So, between us, it's probably not a relationship between who chooses whom, it's just that the roads converged naturally."

Listening quietly, he seemed to be the most indifferent one.

"...Boom." Izuku Lvgu pushed Hong Jiaodong beside him, "That... the cup."

Hong let go of his hand, a layer of frost formed on the wall of the glass, and the wine in the glass was almost frozen.

"If I lost in other aspects... age, experience, or strength... I don't think I will admit defeat easily."

He said.

"But if it is understanding and companionship, there is no way."

"hateful--"

Bakugo, who had been silent all this time, suddenly threw a punch, Aizawa didn't dodge it, but when the fist landed on his shoulder, most of the force had already been lost.

Bakugo Katsuki didn't look at him.

He was trying to suppress his unwillingness, but he still forced himself to say that sentence.

"In the future, she will leave it to you."

"So I'm here to pray to the gods to keep me by your side until you don't need me anymore."

Cheng turned to look at him with a smile.

"Generally, at such times, shouldn't you make a wish to the gods to grow old together?"

"That would be too greedy."

Aizawa said.

"Cheng, now it's time for the kiss."

Cheng looked at him and nodded.

"it is good."

The shadows of the two gradually approached, and when they were about to merge, Cheng suddenly pushed him away.

"and many more."

"what happened?"

"The child is watching."

Aizawa lowered his head, just in time to meet the shining eyes of Kopeito, which didn't disturb his self-consciousness at all, and meowed at him.

"..."

In a rare way, Aizawa showed an annoyed expression.

Cheng couldn't help laughing, she grabbed Aizawa's tie, pulled him closer to her, and kissed the corner of his lips.

"From now on, please teach me more, Aizawa-sensei."

He raised the corner of his mouth, his eyes filled with the smile of his lover.

"Please advise, Mrs. Aizawa."