[Comprehensive] How to kill a rabid dog gently

→ Uchiha Madara

1. Cats don’t reflect

Uchiha Madara sat upright, frowning slightly.

Uchiha Madara's prestige has shocked the entire ninja world many years ago, and now that Konoha has become the recognized head of ninja village, there are very few people who dare to face his majesty.

At this moment, just by being silent, he made people feel a terrible sense of oppression.

...although the object of his gaze doesn't seem to think so.

After a while, he finally spoke.

"Please explain."

The beautiful and light white cat slowly emerged from the scattered women's clothes.However, there was no doubt that a woman he was familiar with was in front of him a few minutes ago.

The white cat raised its front paws, pushed down her teacup, and drew rough words on the water stains.

magic.

"Fairy magic?"

Madara quickly understood the situation.

Different from ninjutsu, the source of immortal art is natural power, so when immortal art is out of balance, the user will be assimilated by natural force, such as Miao Mushan immortal art practiced by Zhu Jian, if he is not careful, he will become a toad .

However, it is the first time Ban has heard of such a thing that there are still cat immortals in the world.

"Does it matter?"

The cat answered again in crooked handwriting.

Do not worry.

Spotted breathed a sigh of relief.

Probably because his mood changes were too obvious, the cat came forward, tilted its head and looked at him with bright and clear round eyes.

"Miu?"

Madara could almost imagine her expression and words.

——Are you worried about me, Madara?

"...In the final analysis, there is no need for you to practice fairy arts."

Madara looked away.

"Please reflect on it."

However, his indifference always seemed to have a hard time working on her, Madara soon felt a slight force on his knee, he lowered his head, and the cat was resting its front paws, noticing his gaze, the cat looked back at him innocently.

...Do you really understand what introspection is?

Madara, who was determined not to indulge her anymore, confronted her and held out her hand.

"No."

He originally wanted to refuse her approach, but when he wanted to push him away, she softly rubbed his finger with her pointed ear.

After noticing Madara's pause, the cat made an inch of it as a matter of course, and with a slight leap, it nestled into his arms.

"..."

Madara found that he was used to this kind of helplessness... He couldn't even say something like "Don't be an example".

Madara sighed, eyes downcast, and gently stroked the back of the cat's neck and back.

There is always a next time anyway.

At this moment, the smoke suddenly swelled, and while feeling the weight in his arms change, Madara embraced the opponent with one hand, and held the handle of the knife with the other hand, picking up the scattered clothes.

At the same time Cheng successfully transformed back into her human form, the outer shirt had already lightly dropped on her shoulders.

"You see, it doesn't seem too difficult to get back into shape."

Cheng lying in Madara's arms couldn't help but narrowed his eyes.

"But, Madara, is it really okay to spoil me so much?"

"Although it's a bad habit...but how I want to treat my wife is my freedom."

He smiled faintly.

"Also, Cheng, it seems too early to say 'return to the original state'."

what?

Cheng just wanted to ask a question, Madara raised his hand, he seemed to be pinching something, Cheng raised his face following his movement, and belatedly realized that there was something extra on top of his head.

"ear."

The pair of soft cat ears on top of Cheng's head couldn't help shaking.

And on the other side-

"And...the tail."

"!!"

The tail is probably really a forbidden area for cats. With the feeling of electric shock rising from the tailbone, Cheng fluffed up like a real cat, and vigilantly held down the pet's caressing movement.

"Tail, don't touch it."

"is it not OK?"

She tried to pull the tail out of his hand, but Madara gently grabbed it and trapped it in his palm.

"Only I am pampering you..."

Feeling that the other party's body froze because his vitals were being controlled, he whispered in Cheng's ear more and more viciously.

"Don't you think this is unfair, Cheng."

Bulge—

Another burst of smoke.

"..."

Madara discovers that his wayward and cunning wife has turned into a cat, jumps out of the window and runs away.

2. Cats Can’t Restrain Their Curiosity

"So, what is this?"

Cheng sat obediently on his knees, with a bento box in front of him.

"As you can see, it's a lunch box."

"I didn't mean that."

Madara looked at the small furoshiki filled with sweets placed on Cheng's right.

"Well, about this...Madara, I suddenly realized today that you seem to be using military food pills to deal with it recently, so I made a bento."

she says.

"When I was about to go out, I wondered if it would be faster to be in the form of a cat, and my ears seemed to be not very good when I was seen, so I set out in the form of a cat."

Her cat ears moved quietly.

"However, the clansmen I met along the way seemed to be very interested in the cat with the bento bag, and I received a lot of gifts without knowing it."

As we all know, the Uchiha clan are all cats.

But because of his personality, even Cheng didn't know Madara's orientation in this regard.

she couldn't help asking.

"Blade, do you like cats?"

"This kind of thing doesn't matter."

Perhaps because of the cat's temperament, such an understatement aroused Cheng's curiosity even more.

"Ok?"

Unconsciously, like a real cat, she lowered her back, lay on his lap, and looked up at the other person's expression.

"Do you like it, or don't you like it?"

"I feel a little troubled by the excess of curiosity and clinginess..."

"So you don't like it?"

Her tail slumped.

"Did I say so?"

He bowed his head and kissed his wife's forehead.

"Everything related to you has an unparalleled attraction to me."

"Don't you know, Cheng?"

"Because I'm deeply infatuated with you."

3. Cats Can’t Lie

"Madara-sama, the discussion between Kage and Hashirama-sama about the ownership of tailed beasts is scheduled to be held next month..."

"I'll be involved."

Foreign policy must never be entirely handed over to Hashirama, a fact acknowledged by the entire Konoha leadership, including Madara and Tomona.

After getting the answer, the Uchiha ninja who came to report did not leave immediately.

"Anything else?"

"Ah... no, I'm sorry." The other party quickly withdrew his gaze, "It's just... isn't the kitty-san who delivered the lunch here today?"

"..."

After the liaison officer left, Uchiha Madara began to think about whether there had been a subtle change in his reputation alone. There was a knocking sound of "duk tuk" outside the window. After knocking on the door, he was still thinking about it just now. The cat Sang jumped in and leaped into Madara's arms.

"Today is the delivery service for dolls!"

"Cheng."

Thinking about whether his wife has become more physical contact like a coquettish cat recently, Madara asked.

"Why do you have to send it here?"

"Because this way the bento won't get cold."

"Is this the only reason?"

"Um……"

Cheng turned her face away, but her tail honestly reflected her master's mood, awkwardly entwining Madara's wrist around her waist.

"Because I want to see you." She said, "After becoming like this, the ability to endure loneliness has also become worse."

Cheng's ears drooped slowly.

"I've occasionally wondered recently, is getting married the right choice?"

"Cheng..."

Madara hugged her slightly harder, and there was a little danger in his voice.

"After becoming the patriarch's wife, I can no longer say many willful things, but my desire will not decrease because of suppression... If it was before, can I tell you more frankly, Madara..."

"I want to stay with you forever."

"I will bind you forever."

He said.

"Sorry, Cheng, but this is what I was thinking when I asked you for marriage."

"I don't need you to bear any responsibilities related to me. The ceremony, identity, and this relationship itself have no other meaning. All of this will happen just because I want you."

Madara's eyes stared at her very closely, and Cheng knew that these were eyes that had experienced so much magnificence and cruelty.

But at this moment, his eyes fully reflected himself.

Cheng wanted to touch his cheek, but the unbalanced energy in her body finally dissipated at this moment, and after the smoke passed, she finally changed back to a human appearance.

All kinds of things that she did recklessly when she became a cat came to Cheng's mind, and she couldn't help thinking "ah, I screwed up".

"Madara, I..."

Madara interrupted her apologetic words.

"Go on vacation."

"Hey...?" Cheng was a little confused, "But, next month's meeting——"

"If you can't even deal with this kind of thing, Konoha would have been easily destroyed long ago."

"However, Master Hashirama..."

"Just let Hirama go." He said without mercy, "Different from the guy who can't get married leave in essence, I have a wife."

Cheng couldn't help laughing.

"So, Cheng."

"Ok?"

"From now on, if you have any regrets..."

she asked maliciously.

"Will you let me go if I tell you the truth?"

"It is my position to take as much action as possible to dissuade you from such thoughts."

he said quietly.

"It is absolutely impossible to let you go."

"Wow, so scary!"

Spot raised the corner of his mouth.

"Then do you regret it now?"

"If I say yes." She put away her smile and said calmly, "Will you kiss me?"

"Even if you don't say..."

It was an aggressive kiss, and Cheng Zai gasped slightly when he opened his eyes.She looked at the man in front of her, the vortex in his eyes didn't seem to be filled, but she felt...

It doesn't matter if you jump into it.

Even his voice was like a gentle trap.

"Cheng, I always do this."

→ Uchiha Izumi

1. Before growing up

"Cheng, good morning."

"Good morning, Senna."

Cheng became sleepy more easily than before, but she tried her best to sit up from the bed, rubbed her eyes with her left hand, and looked down at her right hand.

"Did you change back today... huh?"

Still small palms.

She became depressed.

"No, Senna."

"It's okay, Cheng, don't worry."

Two days have passed since the day when Cheng accidentally turned into a child in an accident developing medical ninjutsu.

"This is a ninjutsu to resist organ failure. If it is overdone, it will indeed become like this...but the effect should only be temporary."

The little girl sniffled, and grasped the quilt with a little force.

"No, I feel like crying again... I'm sorry, Quanna, it seems that not only the body, but also the spirit has become a child's state."

Although Cheng tried his best to use a more mature way of speaking, when she looked over with big watery eyes, it still inevitably reminded Quanna of the snow rabbit she raised when she was young.

It is also such a soft and small ball.

She rarely looked so flustered.

Senna thought about it carefully.

Although he is the older one, Cheng is the more mature and calm one. On most occasions, she plays the role of comforting people.

Now he realizes that he can't remember the time when she was really like a child, crying and laughing at will.

"It doesn't matter." Quan Nai said to the little girl in a gentle way, "Maybe, it will be tomorrow—in short, get up first."

He went to the next room to get the comb, and Cheng, who had changed by herself, ran over and sat down in front of him.

Quan Nai touched her soft black hair and combed it carefully.

"Cheng, did you really have such a young age before?"

"Quena asked a weird question," she said. "Everyone grows up as a baby, and I was younger when I was—no, not like that."

Cheng seemed to have remembered something, suddenly turned his head and looked at Quanna with shining eyes.

"I have grown up a long time ago, so the me that Quan Nai knows has always been the grown-up me."

"Is that so?" Quan Nai couldn't help but rubbed her delicate and round cheeks, "Although I don't remember, you must have grown up from such a small age, and in terms of age, it's still me Older..."

"No, Quanna." She held each other's fingers tightly, "I'm the older sister!"

"Cheng."

Quanna laughed.

"Have you ever had such lovely ambitions?"

"No, Senna—"

The little girl seemed angry.

"Sorry, it's my fault."

Fortunately, like their changing moods, children's attention can be easily diverted.

"Cheng, the weather is fine today, do you want to go out and play?"

"is it okay?"

Her face became clear all of a sudden.

"it is good!"

2. Unspeakable Pain

Quan Nai quickly started a second round of thinking.

Cheng, has she ever been this lively?

But that's not a bad thing at all.

Quanna's eyes chased after the girl running among the flowers dotted with stars, when her laughter fell on her ears, no matter what kind of troubles, they would not stay longer than a gust of wind.

However, I still can't remember...

Was it because the growing environment at that time was too tense and depressing?But even my elder brother had a cheerful period when he was addicted to playing in the Nanhe River...

Why not.

Before today, Quan Nai seemed to have never seen her running wildly.

She seemed to have found something somewhere, Quan Nai saw her bend down, and then he couldn't see clearly.

That small body was so easily concealed, Quan Na hurriedly walked towards her.

"What's the matter, Cheng, are you tired?"

She found a small place covered with soft grass, and what Quanna saw was Cheng with her back facing him, sitting with her knees hugged among the tall grass and trees surrounding her, and was folding a cluster of blue flowers in front of her.

For a moment, her young back gave Quan Nai an illusion of fragility and loneliness.

"Cheng...?"

After being called by name, she turned her face away.

"Quinai!"

Smiling brightly, he waved to him.

"Come here."

"...?" Quan Nai approached her slowly, trying to figure out her train of thought in the way of a child, "Do you want me to do anything for you, Cheng?"

"No, you don't need to do anything." She shook her head, adjusted her sitting posture, and patted her knees with her little hand, "Please rest."

No, if it's Cheng Cheng in normal times, things like knee pillows are fine (it's more welcome), but if she's a child...

"Can't you, Senna?"

Her mood was visibly depressed, and a sense of guilt welled up in Quan Nai's heart.

"No... nothing is impossible."

So, unconsciously, she followed her wishes.

When he was still struggling, Cheng's hand touched his forehead lightly.

"It would be great if all the troubles Quanna was worried about could be melted away in the sun."

... Cheng is still Cheng.

She was always able to make his heart feel warm and light.

Quanna closed her eyes, and the sound of the wind passing by gradually became clearer.

"When did Cheng grow up?"

he asked softly.

"Why can't I remember, when did it happen?"

"A long, long time ago, I was already an adult, so it's only natural that Quanna didn't know."

said the little girl.

"However, I know when Quanna grew up."

She leaned down, clumsily but gently, and let herself touch Quanna's forehead lightly.

"Because I have experienced it alone, I know... Quanna, growing up is a painful thing."

"It would be great if my company made 'growing up' less bitter."

3. Don't want to miss

"Isn't it okay today?"

In the new morning, Cheng was once again disappointed.

"Actually, I began to feel..." Quan Nai said while braiding her long hair, "If it can't be changed back, it doesn't seem so bad."

"Why do you say that, Senna?"

"Because I feel sorry... I seem to have missed when you grew up."

He said.

"If I could do it all over again, it would be my turn to protect you. That's what I thought... Well, should I say brother?"

He considered the age difference between the two now, and tried to change the statement.

"—Probably the father is more suitable."

Cheng suddenly stopped moving.

"Cheng?"

"I do not want."

Her sobbing voice startled Quanna, and when Cheng turned to look at him, tears were still falling down.

"It's been agreed... to get married when the spring is over..."

"However, if you can't turn back into an adult by then, you have to postpone it..."

"Can't you just wait until I grow up?"

The girl grabbed his front, her eyes were red, but she still stubbornly looked up at him.

"Cheng..."

Quan Nai's heart was so soft that he was about to reach out to wipe away her tears when something unexpected happened suddenly.

"...?"

Although considering this situation, I prepared very loose clothes at the beginning, but after the sudden recovery, the clothes still didn't fit well.

Therefore, Cheng quickly noticed the change.

"It's great to get in before spring goes by."

Although the tears were still on her face, she smiled slightly.

"But Quanna's regret seems irreparable..."

"It's my fault, Cheng. If you want to blame me, I will listen carefully." He kissed the corner of his fiancee's eyes, "There is nothing bigger than not being able to participate in your future."

"So, Cheng, I may not be considered mature yet... But there are things I never want to miss."

"In the future, please give me all your pain, along with your happiness."

→Thousands of Hands

1. Chaotic time and space

Cheng, who was dragged into another time and space without warning, was not without panic, especially when she fell directly on an unfamiliar battlefield.

Fortunately, she soon discovered that she was still in the familiar embrace.

"Cheng, are you hurt?"

"Great, Feijian is here too..." Cheng suddenly noticed something extraordinary, "Fijian, look over there, is that the reincarnation of dirt?"

Tomona looked up, as a ninjutsu developer, he would never admit that there were two filthy bodies standing not far away.

Even in Konoha, Reincarnation of the Unholy Earth is still a forbidden technique and is subject to extremely strict management, but another thing is what really shocked him.

"Feijian, the person who was reincarnated by the filth is... you, and Master Hashirama?"

Although it was a critical moment when Orochimaru attacked the village, and he was determined to use his own strength to fight against the first and second generations who were manipulated by the reincarnation of the dirt, the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruza couldn't help being confused by the current situation.

Not only Sarutobi Hiruzen, but everyone present at the moment had some psychological activities for the sudden appearance of these two people.

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Leaving aside the girl among them...the other one is exactly the same as Togama-sensei when he was young!Is this also the ghost of Orochimaru?

Orochimaru: Just by looking at the appearance... Thousand Hands?How did they break through the barrier? Could it be a variable in the third generation?

Hashirama: "Tobima, the people over there look similar to you when you were young, are they your descendants?"

"Teacher Feijian never married."

After speaking, Sarutobi hesitated again.

"...No, although I haven't heard of it, Tomona-sensei did leave behind descendants..."

"The old man has no offspring."

The cold expression of the deceased Second Hokage Senju couldn't help but change slightly.

"His Chakra breath is—"

"Cheng, although it is absurd, the person who was reincarnated by the filth is indeed Hashirama, and I am right."

Tobuma said to his new wife.

"We have reached a time and space where I have died."

The embarrassing defeat of the Konoha attack plan cannot actually be attributed to Orochimaru's personal ability.

After all, no one would have imagined that the developer of the Unholy Earth Reincarnation technique suddenly descended from the sky in full glory, and seized his control power neatly and skillfully. With the combat power of one's own team plummeting and the combat power of the opponent doubling, Orochimaru had no choice but to I chose to flee.

In short, now everyone finally has time to sit down and exchange information while deploying the aftermath.

"Then let's confirm each other's identities first."

Said the young Tobema.

Hashirama, who was sitting in the center, naturally took over the topic.

"Thousands of Hands, the first generation of Naruto."

Feijian's eyes met the one who was always looking at him, and the other Qianshou Feijian opened his mouth slowly.

"Thousands of Hands, Naruto II."

"Sarutobi Hiruzen is the third generation of active duty who is not very successful."

"So it's Hizun?" Cheng showed a surprised expression, "In our place, Hizun is still a child who just entered the ninja school."

"Oh, yes, is that so, so the two of you really came from the past..."

"Do not."

Tomona shook his head, and exchanged a thoughtful look with Cheng.

"Probably not like this." Cheng said, "How should I put it, Togama and I came from a past different from here, if I want to give an example... The Togama I know did not become the second generation, in our time and space, Hokage II Daime should be Quanna."

"Uchiha Izumi?! Wasn't he killed by Feima?"

Tobima's gaze immediately turned to Cheng, she frowned, but seemed to be just thinking about how to explain this problem.

"It was supposed to be like this... There were some very complicated stories in the middle." She stretched her brows, "In short, he didn't die, and the two clans stopped fighting afterward."

"Then, Madara—"

"As for him, he is traveling around recently...the last time he came back to the village was a year ago."

"Is that so... so, there, Madara didn't break with Konoha."

Hashirama smiled sincerely.

"You come from a very nice world...Little girl, you seem to know us very well, who are you?"

"Sure enough, I don't exist here." She said, "My name is Cheng, and I am from the Uchiha clan..."

Qianshou interrupted her.

"It's my wife."

The scene was dead silent for a while.

Everyone except Cheng and Feijian couldn't help but be deeply in shock and couldn't extricate themselves for a long time.

"...?!"

"Teima-sensei actually married Uchiha..."

"No, the disciple of Feijian, the key is not here." Hashirama said, "That Feijian..."

——"Can you really marry a wife?!"

2. His past and present

Because he didn't know how long he would stay here, Tomona was actively looking for a way to return to the original time and space. Another Senshou Tomona expressed interest in their time travel case, and Hashirama agreed at the request of the third generation to return to the original time and space. Temporarily sitting in Konoha, and he is also curious about the story between Cheng and Feijian.

"It really doesn't matter, because my brother...it's the same no matter which one is in the door, he always looks like he won't please girls..."

"Brother." Fei Jian couldn't bear to drive away, "Don't stay here, go to Ri Zhan to see the situation...Cheng come to me."

Cheng cast a slightly apologetic look at Hashirama, who quickly fell down after being rejected, and then followed Toikama to the reference room.

Another door was already there, Cheng nodded slightly to him, then turned to look at the people around him.

"So, what can I do?"

"We are trying to find clues from space-time ninjutsu." He said, "Except for the research of 'Thousand Hands' throughout his life, what contributions did Konoha's ninjas make in this field after 'I'? These materials need to be read."

"I understand." She took out the scroll from the file box labeled Flying Thunder God, "Then start here... Well, this is the fourth generation's application and improvement of Flying Thunder God."

Cheng opened the seal and took a rough look at the contents inside.

"Indeed, it's not the same as the technique in Tokaima."

Nidaime, who was slightly uncomfortable after Cheng walked in, showed an expression of disbelief.

"Have you even told the Uchiha people about the technique of Flying Raijin?"

His bright red eyes narrowed slightly, but he didn't hide his displeasure.

"My wife has the right to share everything with me."

Nidaime stared at his young self complicatedly, then turned and went to another reference room.

"... Forget it, this has nothing to do with the old man."

On the other side, Tomona held Cheng's right hand.

"Tobima, this reminds me of you in the past."

"It's a little reconciled ... but I can't argue with it," he said. "I can still understand his thoughts, but today, the situation has become very different."

Behind the cover of the bookshelf, Cheng raised his head and smiled at him.

"Feijian, in the future, will you develop the habit of calling yourself an old man when you are not too old?" She whispered in his ear, "I think this is quite cute."

"What do you want me to be like in the future?"

He raised her chin, trimmed her temple hair, and asked in a low voice.

"Do you want to become what I like?"

He showed a slight smile.

"Maybe it will."

"Well... then this question becomes very difficult." She said, "After all, no matter what you are in the future, I will like you the same."

"..."

Even if he is already a husband, when he hears her love words, Qian Shou Fei Jian will still subconsciously recognize her.

His earlobes were stained a little crimson.

"Don't say such cunning things."

3. If I never met you

"Mr. Senju, can I sit here?"

When the Uchiha girl who is said to have become his wife in the parallel dimension said this to him, Nidai immediately wanted to refuse, but she held a very high stack of documents, and he swallowed the refusal again.

Anyway, the other party is just a young girl.

Cheng glanced at his notes.

"Have you got an idea yet?"

Although it was a question, her tone was very firm. The second generation looked at the scribbled records on the paper that were difficult for ordinary people to understand, and began to have some real feelings about the fact that "the person in front of me is the wife of Qianshoubanjian".

"...That's right."

"Ah, I'm sorry, you may not like being seen by outsiders... I'm used to doing this when I'm with Tobima."

She said with a gentle smile.

"Of course, I'm referring to my Tobuma."

...was protested.

The second generation put down his pen and carefully examined the other party.

"Sure enough, Uchiha is like this."

"This kind of attitude is really nostalgic." She said gently, "Let me guess what you think... You probably think that the relationship between me and Fei is a marriage for family purposes."

"Is not it?"

"No." Cheng showed a look of reminiscence, "In fact, our union encountered a lot of resistance from the family...'Anyone is better than that Togama', that's what Madara and Quanna said—ah, They are my brothers."

...well, not just an evil Uchiha, but an evil Uchiha of the evil Madara lineage.

"From your expression, I can probably imagine what impolite things you are thinking about, Mr. Qianshou." Her expression remained unchanged, "So, can you understand..."

"Cheng."

The person who belonged to Cheng walked in at this time, not only intentionally or unintentionally, he separated Cheng from the person she was talking to.

"I've already grasped the general idea, and we should be able to leave here soon." He said to Cheng, "Brother wants to ask you something related to Madara, go and meet him."

Cheng nodded and left, leaving the two Qianshou alone.

After a long time, the second generation asked.

"Are you crazy?"

"Since you are also me, it is not surprising that you have such thoughts."

Tobima saw puzzlement on the opponent's face.

It was indeed his own face in Qianshoupan, and he could fully interpret any subtle expression on it, but it was precisely because he understood what the other person was thinking that he deeply realized that they were completely different.

"Uchiha are mostly nasty guys, I still think so."

He said.

"But I will never let this become a barrier between me and her."

"It's something you don't understand if you haven't met her."

So, this is why we are different.

When Toikama came out, Cheng was leaning on the corner waiting for him.

"Have you finished, Tobuma?"

... The matter of distracting her was discovered.

"It doesn't matter, I'm not angry." She said briskly, "It's not a common thing to meet your future self... Tokaima?"

The girl who was hugged suddenly was taken aback for a moment, then she stood on tiptoe and responded to his hug.

"Cheng, he's not me."

"I know."

"I don't like it here."

"why?"

"Because, there is no you here."

"……Um."

Cheng blinked slowly, his eyes filled with a soft light.

"Go back to the world we met, Cheng."

She closed her eyes.

"it is good."