Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

Yokohama.

The Armed Detective Agency is an institution with few constraints on its employees.

It doesn't matter whether you use a machete to treat patients, snap up eggs at special prices during working hours, jump into the river from time to time to take drugs, or hide in the storage cabinet to eat snacks...as long as you don't violate the righteous way when you joined the company, as a "family" "The Lord's president Fukuzawa Yukichi would turn a blind eye and pretend he didn't see anything.

This is not to say that Fukuzawa Yukichi doesn't care about rules. In fact, he was born in a traditional old-style private school education, and he is quite persistent in his early years of studying and establishing himself. It's just that this persistence is all used on himself.

Well, the president is the most self-disciplined person among all members of the detective agency, not one of them.

However, it was this person, suddenly one day, he was late for work.

It wasn't a temporary appointment, nor was it arranged in advance. The president was supposed to be in the office during the time period, but there was no one there.

"Have you met a cat that robs the road?"

The cat slave, Ms. Haruno Qiluozi, clasped her hands on the pillow beside her cheeks and looked intoxicated. It seems that the proportion of cat sucking has been reached today, so the battery is extraordinarily sufficient.

Kunikida Doppo, who was sitting upright, vetoed the secretary's conjecture while processing the report: "Impossible, a cat who can rob the president is as non-existent as a lady who dares to poke the president's cheek with her finger."

On the other hand, the new investigator excitedly started gossip topics: "Huh? By the way, is the president still single?"

Logically speaking, Fukuzawa Yukichi just looks too serious. He has a certain social status, has an independent business, and has a noble character.It can be said that apart from the slightly conservative habits and hobbies, no matter how you think about it, they are the most popular candidates for marriage and love among mature women.

However, this person is over 40, and he is still single?

"I haven't seen him have any relationship with women since I met the teacher." Kunikida asked and answered honestly, and by the way was led to go off and chat together unknowingly: "But I heard that the president's classmate and friend Fukudi in his boyhood The gentleman mentioned that he seems to have acquaintances of the opposite sex in his hometown."

Getting acquainted and communicating are two completely different things!

This topic came to an end soon, and those who worked in the office continued to work, and those who fished continued to fish.Regarding why the president is single... Forget it, everyone is still single, so stop worrying about other people.

The hour hand of the clock on the wall slowly pointed to the position of ten, the office door was pushed open, and no one was given time to react, leaving only the dark green feather

His back was immediately covered by another door.

"..."

We know that the president is very skilled, but we don't know how good it is - there must be a distance of seven or eight meters... May I ask how you flashed past the human retina?

The ideal book in Kunikida Doppo's hand fell to the ground without realizing it: "President...just now? Like? Laughing?"

Yes, everyone knew that the president wasn't smiling at them, but the fact that he came to the office smiling without saying anything was scary enough in itself.Ms. Haruno squinted her eyes and looked out of the window: there were no frogs in the sky, the Hong Kong and Hei Buildings were not blown up, and there were no fluffy cats delivered to your door.

why?

There must be a reason?

A group of people were dying of curiosity, but no one dared to ask.

It's one thing for a boss to be magnanimous, but employees can't be too casual. It's not easy to open their mouths to inquire about other people's private affairs?

"Why isn't Mr. Ranpo here?" Probably the only person in the detective agency who dares to speak freely to the president is Mr. Ranpo, whom he regards as his nephew. He must be super curious about today's incident!

It's a pity that Mr. Luanpo was invited by the police to solve the case, and he is not at home these days.

Can only rely on self-reliance.

The newcomer investigator was a tall and thin young man with disheveled hair like seaweed. After quickly adapting to the new working environment, he immediately turned into a puddle of butter, wishing he could live on the black sofa in the living room.On weekdays, he spends most of his time on how to annoy his partner, but today he suddenly regained his energy.

——The young man who is willing to challenge and is diligent in dying is a little bit thoughtful.

"Let's have dinner together after get off work!" He jumped up and sat down at his desk to turn on the computer, taking a rare look at the work report that needed to be sorted out.Kunikida Doppo, who was sitting directly opposite him, understood what his partner meant, and the yellow-haired young man patted the dust that didn't exist in the ideal book and nodded: "Yes."

After speaking, he looked at the secretary who was sitting in the clerk area: "Miss Haruno, would you like to have dinner with the president?"

Only by discussing with the secretary first can we confirm that the president has free time, which is also impossible.

Kiraka Haruno was also very curious about the state of the president's spring breeze today, she opened the memo pad and browsed through it, and Kunikida made a "no problem" gesture with the newcomer.

So everyone is eager for the clock to go faster.

"Ah, that~ Kunikida-kun?" The newcomer worked for about 10 minutes, and his fingers started to twitch: "Are you also enlightened by the president?"

The probability is not low in terms of age

, but the young man with yellow hair honestly shook his head this time: "No, I only learned ancient martial arts, and I still study at school."

"Huh? I thought that book of Japanese syllabary "Bamboo Tori Monogatari" belonged to you. Kunikida-kun is also old enough to believe that fairy tales will come true. Just think about it..."

He squeezed his throat and deliberately responded to his partner in a super disgusting tone: "Okay~ke~love~ah~"

"speak politely!"

Mr. Kunikida is serious and serious, his personality is almost the same as that of the teacher, and he is an honest person who can take jokes seriously.He didn't even realize that it was a newcomer teasing himself: "The old book must be very old, you might as well ask Mr. Ranpo."

That would be equivalent to asking the god of learning for answers directly, which is not interesting at all.

After another 10 minutes, the newcomer has probably reached the limit of "diligence": "Hey, Kunikida-kun~ Are the owner and president of that tea shop an old acquaintance?"

"You mean Nishikori-sensei?" As long as he is still sitting at the desk, as long as he doesn't go out to kill and harass others, Mr. Kunikida's emotions can still be barely controlled: "Probably. But they don't have a good relationship. Avoid seeing each other, even if you can't avoid it and bump into...that kind of scene..."

It's just awkward in uppercase and bold.

Since the relationship is not good, why buy tea from that tea shop whose quality can only be said to be fair?

The young man who has just come of age feels that he is about to be suffocated to death by this kind of harmless curiosity.

"Ms. Nishikori is a rare inheritor of classical paintings after the war. Although she always paints her works on tea boxes...the artist probably has some eccentricities." NPC Kunikida gave all the known clues, and concentrated on his work. Ignore those who can delay all reports by themselves: "Dazai, shut up and write your report!"

The newcomer quit as soon as he saw it, and after touching the keyboard for 5 minutes, it turned into butter and collapsed on the sofa in the living room to continue fishing.

Waiting and waiting, finally making it to the end of get off work time, the investigators looked eagerly at the secretary Haruno Haruko who was about to leave the office.Ms. Haruno was dumbfounded: You are the ones who want to invite the president out for dinner and gossip, why am I the one to spread the word?

But Mr. Dazai, who is so cute and has no limit, is really overwhelming. When she found herself knocking on the door of the president's office, she realized that she couldn't remember what happened just now.

"Come in." A steady voice sounded, and it was impossible not to go in.

Ms. Haruno pushed open the wooden door and only poked her head in - the president is not serious today!don't know why

What seems to be much more energetic than usual, and looks much younger.

"what's up?"

After waiting for a while without hearing the content of the report, Fukuzawa Yukichi looked up at the competent staff in surprise: "?"

God!President, what happened to him?Even the eyes that look at people are not as fierce as before... Although the coldness is still cold, it has changed from the chill of winter to the melting of spring ice.

It feels completely different, like a different person.

Such a president is no longer so intimidating, she hesitated for a moment and then asked her colleagues: "In order to celebrate Dazai-kun's entry into office, we decided to have a dinner together, please do honor..."

Her tone became weaker and weaker, and finally disappeared completely.

Theoretically, such invitations are usually not rejected by the superiors. Anyway, they just show their faces and sit for a while to express their welcome to the newcomers before they can leave, leaving the rest of the time for the young people to play by themselves.But Fukuzawa Yukichi shook his head abnormally: "I won't go."

"You guys have fun."

He lowered his eyelids to cover his slightly excited eyes——Is Kaoru coming back soon?Suddenly she wanted to get off work early and go back to repair the house and take care of the garden. I don't know if she can adapt to the sudden change of life, maybe it is still an old habit.

But that's all right, just teach her again—no, I didn't think it was wrong...

As long as she is still around, she will return to her side one day, it's just a matter of time.

The usually cold and serious person has pink bubbles all over his body, and his painting style is seriously out of shape. Ms. Haruno feels that she is a little unacceptable.She murmured twice and hurriedly exited the president's office, shaking her head to the two guys outside who were waiting for an answer: "The president said he wanted you to have fun, so he won't go."

Osamu Dazai, a former PortMafia cadre, retired from the whitewashing and was introduced by the chief of the Supernatural Special Affairs Section Santou Taneda to join the Armed Detective Agency as a serious investigator... It stands to reason that the first invitation to join the job should not be rejected?

The young man blinked, didn't bother, and smiled, hooked his partner's shoulders and called out other colleagues, and a group of people really ran out to have a lively and fun time.Due to some special historical reasons, the dinner did not last too late. After the dinner was over, everyone made an appointment to walk back to the staff dormitory together. Halfway through, the doctor of the detective agency and Ms. Yosano Akiko stopped suddenly and pointed at the staff with a little hesitation. Across the road, I called other people to come and watch: "That person... is that the president?"

A middle-aged man in a dark green feather is studying the cat pattern on his apron with a serious face, and he is carrying a heavy shopping bag in his right hand.

bag, it can be vaguely seen that there are some pink, tender and cute textiles inside...

——No, no, no, I won't be so unlucky, the last boss was a pervert, it's impossible to turn around and meet another one with similar attributes?

Mr. Dazai suddenly felt that the workplace was a bit difficult and not easy to mix.

The author has something to say: Highlights of this chapter

plastic bag

Pink and tender

textile

not a skirt

but tablecloth curtains

and rugs

of superstore

salesperson said

these things

will make the home cute

President Fukuzawa suffered from unexplainable criticism.

Na na~ I will read all the comments, and the requests that are particularly impressive will be written in the side story~

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