Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

Shigeru Uchiha died at a double-digit age, and the addition of two digits is not too big. The whole family appeared in hell almost on the same day. The only survivor left in this world is the baby sister.Parents and elder brothers have already passed away, only he stayed with the other clansmen who couldn't or didn't want to go because he was worried about his younger sister Kaoru Uchiha, and wanted to reincarnate together after she came to hell.

There is a high probability that people who are related to each other will be born in a very close place at the same time. Mao hopes to continue to live with his younger sister Kaoru in the next life, protecting her and growing up in a world without ninjas.He was still very young when he died, and he hadn't had time to do any heinous things. Those small and trivial problems in daily life have long been offset by merit and demerit, and he can walk whenever he wants to. not much hope.

However, what he didn't expect was that his sister married him without saying a word, without even saying hello?

——I'm not some unreasonable old-fashioned parent, why can't you say something about such a big thing when you sacrifice?

Who are you married to?How is the character?How is your personality?Will you be bullied?

Let's not talk about the person who abducted my sister, anyway, I don't have a good impression of him, he's just so capricious, hum!

What Kaoru thinks is: Anyway, I will be blamed by you whether I say it or not, even if I say it, you will still jump up if you are anxious after listening to it.

— Who knew hell would give employees family leave?

That's why Mao heard the bolt from the blue—the younger sister turned around and hugged the arm of a silver-haired middle-aged man to show off to the clansmen: "Great-grandfather, I'm married!"

This man is tall, even taller than his little uncle Obito.Silver hair, serious expression.More serious than Dad, more "mature" than Dad!Kaoru, are you sure you didn't find a dad in a moment of blindness?

Shigeru Uchiha was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and wiped his face: "Ah Kaoru, I don't ask anything else, I just say, do you know how old your father was when you were born?"

"Dad was younger than this guy when you were born!"

Kaoru: "..."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

Can it be compared like this!

"Aji is only two years older than me!" Chaomao Tiaojiao is not enough to describe Maomao's mood at this time, if this brother is not his own, he would have stretched out his claws to scratch him: "You clearly know the reason."

"Do I know why there is an inevitable connection between me and being shocked when I saw the truth?" Uchiha Mao grabbed the stupid hair on his sister's head and dragged her around: "I think you are so courageous and fat You dare to hide such a big matter from me!"

!And you!I just know that they are dragging their feet, and they are not in the same united front as me to the outside world!Smile laugh!What are you laughing laughing!

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Uchiha Shisui: "..."

Go stare at your great-grandfather if you are capable, why are you staring at us?It seems that who is present is not a kaleidoscope!

Mr. Fukuzawa couldn't see that Kaoru was bullied in front of him so much that his eyes were teary.Even if he can see that this is just a little squabble between siblings, even if he knows in his heart that his wife is just faking tears, even if he is facing the brother-in-law who can't be offended...

...He still stretched out his hand to save the person and the hair, stuffed it behind his back and hid it: "Madam is weak and naughty, brother-in-law, please forgive me."

Shigeru Uchiha has a lot of opinions on the phrase "in-law", but he accepts the description of his younger sister as "weak and naughty" without any discomfort.He rolled his eyes and raised his head to look at the man who abducted his sister. His nose is not his nose, his eyes are not his eyes, and he said angrily, "Don't think that my sister likes you and I can see you pleasing to your eyes! Ah Xun was too locked up in the clan land. It's been a long time, I haven't seen outsiders take advantage of you, don't think too much!"

"Yes, it was my luck to meet Madam."

The two brothers and sisters even have the same method of coaxing, as long as they coax down the topic.Sure enough, Mao went down the steps, sniffed his neck and snorted twice, and finally stared at Ah Xun unwillingly: "Lead the way!"

What else can I do?The younger sister will always marry when she grows up, no matter how reluctant she is, in the end he can just close his eyes and let her go.

Kaoru stuck out her tongue at Fukuzawa Yukichi through the sleeve of Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Got it!"

My brother was kind enough to worry about her, and she accepted this kindness, but the story of the random metaphor just now hasn't been turned over yet!

It's just... very childish, like arguing with elementary school students.

There are three bosses among the six relatives, and one of them is the ceiling of the whole clan's combat power. If you are not careful, Yokohama will be turned into a sea of ​​flames and the game will be over. I dare not invite the detective agency in the city center.It is not convenient for so many people to be brought to the home over there, so we can only quickly lead them to the deserted community in the western suburb forest.

Uchiha has no problem with the fact that there are few neighbors, but the forest is insensitive, and there is a psychological shadow when he associates it.

Madara has never had the concept of "there are some places I can't go to". He walked and found an empty house that looked pleasing to the eye, kicked the door in and directly requisitioned it: "This world is interesting, I plan to come and have a look when I have time." .”

If the world is conscious, it must be huddling into a ball and crying-I don't want you to think I'm funny!

He took one last look at Fukuzawa Yukichi before heading upstairs! , Even if the height does not have the upper hand, the momentum is still amazing: "Xun is a rare girl in my family, and it is impossible to marry outside without special reasons. If you don't take good care of her, some people are willing to kneel in front of me and ask for marriage. "

"Hmph." He turned around and left, as if someone else was supporting the younger generation.

Watching the old patriarch blow up until the flying hair disappeared at the top of the stairs, Itachi and Shisui hooked their shoulders and smiled to comfort Mr. Fukuzawa: "The old man will not care about us young people, don't worry."

"We bought the house with money, but we are all dead after all, so we can only run errands hard for Kaoru!"

After they finished speaking, they stared at Obito Uchiha together, the excellent tool man uncle sighed, and had no choice but to open [Kamui] again and took out the gold hidden inside and dumped it on the ground: "When supervising the felons at work, by the way Collected, you use it, the house will be used as a holiday for Madara. There is also an ancestor who did not come this time, maybe he will come to play for a few days next time?"

If Lord Ancestor comes up to relax, there is no guarantee that his younger brother will secretly follow...

After pouring the gold, Uchiha Obito followed Uchiha Izumi, who was laughing like listening to Mancai all the way, and walked upstairs—anyway, he is good at taking care of the elderly, and he has been with Madara for so many years, and he has long been used to it.Uchiha Madara with his younger brother is very talkative!

Mao and the other two brothers were left in the living room, so Kaoru let go of Fukuzawa Yukichi's arm and asked about the details of Tong Mo's escape.

Itachi held up a finger to compare, and said with a mysterious smile: "Who knows how he got out? We just changed sleep, so I don't know."

Well, if you don't have anything to do here, I'll write your name upside down!

"Anyway, the new layer of hell has been excavated, and the management will be strengthened in the future. Those who cannibalize felons will be moved to the endless hell to serve their sentences. The deepest layer, heh, go to be a mosaic."

Mao added a sentence gloating, and suddenly remembered something. He reached out and took out a small clay pot from the sleeve of his national uniform and stuffed it for Ah Xun: "This is a elixir bought from Bai Ze, the divine beast of the Shang Kingdom. Some are used, and two raw materials were dug up."

A Kaoru was confused and opened the clay pot to see, there were two shiny golden pills stuffed inside: "What is this?"

"It's said to be useful to you, study it yourself, don't ask so many questions!"

Strictly speaking, it is illegal to bring the medicine produced by Taoyuan into the world and give it to living people.It is no longer a secret if you say it out. In order to keep it secret, it is best not to open that mouth.

Ah Xun understood in seconds: "I see, I will buy the house when the sun rises." She added worryingly!Sentence: "It's okay, watch the old patriarch and don't let him go out to scare others."

"You still need to worry so much?" Mao gave her a look: "Don't come to hell too early!"

Taoshu hid in the scroll, Zhishui directly stuffed it to her: "Go, go, go, we will go and play with you tomorrow."

Seeing that the sky is about to dawn, the "tomorrow" he said is actually the day after tomorrow.

It seems that this vacation is still very long. Kaoru pulled Yukichi Fukuzawa who had been waiting for her, and went directly to Hu Diejin who had come back, and handed over the medicine and "raw materials" to her for analysis as soon as possible.

"Go home first? You need to rest." Accompanying her went to the real estate agent to buy this nominally empty house, and was busy until noon.Seeing his wife swaying in place in sleepiness, Mr. Fukuzawa finally couldn't help but urge her.Kaoru nodded while yawning, and suddenly turned into a three-colored cat and fell asleep in his arms, even his tail was hidden in the folds of his blue feathers.

The follow-up report on the "cannibal case" was handed over to the next president, Doppo Kunikida. For the first time in more than 40 years, Mr. Fukuzawa had the idea of ​​being a shopkeeper.He hugged the cat like this, and walked slowly back to the house that had become his home under the slightly hot afternoon sun.

As for the security entrustment of those small officials?Well... just let them wait.

In the end, this case was classified as a "crime by a person with special abilities". Otherwise, Ango Sakaguchi would not know how to explain the abnormal situation of "dead people" escaping from hell to the Ministry of Internal Affairs. It would be better to use "science" to explain it seriously. The real inside story is only known to those who need to know.

All of a sudden, eminent monks from major monasteries across the country were being questioned and questioned as "consultants". Experts in certain mysterious fields were overwhelmed and helpless—the more they said nothing, the more suspicious the politicians became. Some lamented that if they became writers, their achievements would definitely be higher than what they have achieved now.

But Kaoru didn't care much about these things like other Uchihas, her attention was completely attracted by another matter.

Hu Die endured scraping off a layer of elixir powder and tested it to prove that this thing is useless. The only function is to replenish energy for the activated body cells-although it cannot eliminate the side effects after the markings are turned on, it can solve the problem of lifespan from another angle. .Then Beimingyu Xingming and Ganlusi Mili were coaxed by their teammates to drink a cup of "tea" with a strange taste, and the headquarters also sent a few employees (hidden) who were good at taking care of plants to help plant trees.

Still the same sentence, only when all the soldiers return in triumph can the war be considered the most complete victory, and it will not work if any one of them is missing.

The author has something to say: Sorry for the lateness, I am really stuck until I get bald.