Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

"Mr. Uchiha, the newcomer you recommended has great potential, thank you for your attention." The editor's voice has been timid for several years, but the joy in his tone is not discounted at all: "Mr. Oda's book will be published soon, here I would like to ask you to write a preface. Please don't refuse, it is also an encouragement to the younger generations, isn't it?"

Afraid of being coaxed and coaxed by the editor of the pigeon, I finally got a simple "yes", and immediately said thank you happily: "Thank you! Thank you very much! It will be good if I can write it within a month, thank you Uchiha-sensei! I will not write it here. disturbing your work."

Kaoru listened patiently to the end, hung up the phone and changed his sitting posture to look at the boy in a black suit who was "applying" in front of him, wondering whether he should reject him.

Time goes back to two years ago, after the office and staff dormitory were renovated, the detective agency got two licenses.One is a detective license, and the other is a license to practice supernatural powers. I don’t know what to do.The three "community members" who lived at home quickly helped each other move to the staff dormitory, and the development of the detective business was gradually on track.

With the strong support of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, the detective agency does not need to engage in cases of catching rape and recovering pets, and its business is booming.That is, the chances of stepping out of "outside work" are increasing, and the corresponding reputation is becoming more and more obvious.Because of his own strength and Kaoru's documentary, when the word "detective" is mentioned now, the only thing in the minds of people in the industry is the Yokohama man who always brings dolls, besides the pedestrian Ayatsuji in Tokyo who always carries a doll. Edogawa Ranpo with cats.

——According to Police Officer Megure, who has been promoted to become the chief of the Mihua Town Police Station, some fans specially named their son a name that is super close to him.The famous detective said that it doesn't matter, ordinary people who need protection can just praise him vigorously, he can afford it!

One day, after Luanbu came out of the scene, he said: "I'm going to buy a box of Haagen-Dazs, sister Axun, you wait here!" The Sanhua cat turned its ears and jumped off his shoulders, squatting dignifiedly and The lady waited on the lid of the mailbox.Not all convenience stores allow pets to enter. The former ghost king, who is very self-aware of his own position, took the initiative to save the detective from trouble, and used the spare time to comb his hair while waiting for him.

Before she had time to wipe off the long hair that floated up with her paws, her eyes suddenly darkened.Immediately afterwards, he turned around and turned his legs upside down. The fabric under the pad of the flesh was a bit rough and yellowish-brown. Visually, it should be a shopping bag dug out from the garbage dump.

There was a burst of conversation outside the shopping bag.

"Caught? Caught?"

"I caught it, Sanhuamao, it looks like I made a mistake."

"The leader of PrtMafia must be sick. He first ordered to kill all the red-haired teenagers, and then he wanted to catch the three-colored cats..."

"Maybe it's metaphysics? It must be Gongsanhua!"

"Whatever, anyway, as long as it's what PrtMafia wants, the sheep won't let them get it."

The "ground" swayed and swayed regularly, and it should be carried by the hand.The cat tilted its head to think about it, quietly picked up its paws and thought about scratching the cub that dared to kidnap itself a few times.

Who really cares about the brats?Scratching a few paws is a small punishment and a big warning.

About an hour later, the bag was untied, and a group of teenagers, large and small, surrounded the outside. The group of older children was the leader, and the younger ones stood outside the circle.

"Is this cat a male or a female? Sell the male, kill the female and boil it." The leader took a look, smacking his lips and disliked that the cat was not fat enough, but it looked clean.

Following his order, countless little paws stretched out to grab the cat's tail and lift it up to have a look. How could the former ghost king humiliate a group of brats?At present, Maomao punches left and right to surprise those who see it, but everyone who squeezes in front and reaches out gets pawed and yelled.The three-flowered cat hopped nimbly, stepping on the little thing that said "kill it and cook it" and scratched it, scratching him so hard that he couldn't open his eyes before he landed contentedly and slipped into the metal room next to him.

"Catch me! I'm going to hang this cat and skin it! It hurts like hell!"

The boy with "staves" all over his face and head yelled angrily, and other children who were also caught by the cat pushed open the door of the iron house and rushed in.

Inside the room was a child with orange hair, sitting in a daze under the quilt facing the wall.

The eldest child in the lead spat on the ground: "Unlucky, why is this idiot here?"

The orange-haired boy hardly responded to external stimuli, and he has been like this since he was picked up, dazed and stunned.The older children wanted to throw him away several times, but they didn't do it too conspicuously because of the intercession of several girls.

"Didn't the place where he used to live collapsed last night? Let's arrange it here temporarily." Someone immediately answered the leader's doubts, and the young man waved his hand angrily: "Forget it, forget him, and quickly find it. The cat."

The others immediately rummaged around, without even considering whether the orange-haired boy wanted to be disturbed.

"Hey, idiot, let me ask you, have you ever seen a three-colored cat come in?"

The house was turned upside down and no cat hair was found. Naturally, someone stepped forward to ask questions on behalf of the leader.The orange-haired boy, Chaos, still didn't respond, and the boys felt bored, cursing and going out and looking in other directions: "Is it squeezed in the gap between the floor and the turf?"

"Look for it. The cat is not big, so it must not have run far. If you catch it, you have to clean it up. It hurts a lot."

The tumbling sound gradually faded away, and the dull orange-haired boy suddenly reached out to lift off the tattered cotton covering himself, and there was a purring sanhua kitten in his arms.

"..." It's so cute, the ears are turning around.This cat is fluffy and warm, and its body is so clean, it should be a house pet.

It's nice that I don't have a home, but... cats do.

He staggered up against the iron wall, hid the cat in his hood and walked out with his head bowed—send it home?Its family must be very anxious.

Not too far away, I ran into a few stragglers from the cat-hunting team. A few teenagers had always been displeased with this guy who had been living for two years, so they stepped forward and pushed him: "Fool, don't stay in the house well." What are you running out for?"

The orange-haired boy knew what to say, but he couldn't control his body, so he could only stand there blankly.The boys who were looking for the cat were impatient to wait for him, and pushed the "fools" one by one and filed away.The last person was a little puzzled. He glanced at the bulging hood behind him, but only saw a tattered inner lining.

Safe.

He walked out with the cat on his back, but he didn't realize that there was an orange cat protruding from behind as he walked, looking around with his ears stretched out.

What a wretched place this is!It was dirty, smelly and very stuffy, like the bottom of a dish that had been left unwashed for a month. The "mount" walked up step by step with his head buried in silence, and the blue sky extended to the wide place bit by bit.

Hmm... Ah Xun observed the orange back of his head in front of him for a long time, but couldn't hold back, and lightly jumped with all four paws on his stomach.The orange-haired boy felt the top of his head go soft, adding a little weight, and the two flesh pads with their paws retracted were on his forehead, one on the left and the other on the right...

Why didn't you have any vigilance at all, you were almost hurt by humans just now, did you forget it now?There was a layer of light red all over him, and he fixed the playful kitten who dared to lie on his head to watch the scenery so that it would not accidentally fall off.

The cat's tail hangs leisurely behind it, patting left and right, and the boy gradually realizes that it is actually using its tail to show him the direction.So he became playful and walked along the cat's will until the tail stopped tapping. When he looked up, he found that he had come downstairs of a red brick building at some point.

It seems that we have to say goodbye, maybe this is the cat's home.

He lowered his head and hugged the cat from the top of his head. When he noticed that Kaoru's body was light, he called out "meow~", and a boy with yellow hair about his age rushed out from the coffee shop on the first floor: "You are finally back!"

Temporary worker Kunikida Doppo insisted on using honorifics for his wife's "pet". To show his gratitude, he dragged the orange-haired boy who brought the cat back to sit in the office for a while.Unable to resist this persistent and upright peer, the orange-haired boy "worked hard" for three seconds and then gave up and was dragged into this red brick building——I, I'm not envious of cats having families!

"Master, someone sent the cat back!"

As soon as he entered the office, he yelled, rubbing his hair to comfort Fukuzawa Yukichi who was walking around, and when he looked up, he saw the orange-haired boy holding a three-colored cat: "You are!"

It was quiet for a long time, and the orange-haired boy whose reaction was much slower than his peers finally uttered the name that no one had ever patiently waited for: "Central Plains...Chuya."

The young man stared at him for a while, and finally raised his eyes suddenly: "I know you are an orphan, would you like to be adopted?"

adoption……?Yes, give me a home?

"Meow~" The cat jumped from his arms on the ground, circled around the boy's ankles, and fell on his stained shoes with a "slap" and it didn't look dirty at all—ah!I got bruised by this little Twoleg, leave him in charge!

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Threatened by a cat?

Two years later—

"Dazai-kun, I hope you can infiltrate this detective agency to find out the truth. The former military supernatural experiment subject A5158 is probably hiding there." The black-haired young man who had established a firm foothold in PrtMafia squinted his eyes and smiled innocently.Someone who used minors to risk his life didn't have any guilt at all-if he hadn't been listed by Mrs. Fukuzawa as a person who refused to deal with him, he wouldn't need to take advantage of this kid!

"Don't underestimate the Armed Detective Agency. If you are not careful, you will die there~ If you can come back successfully, I can prepare euthanasia drugs for you." The eyes of the black-clothed boy who couldn't die were bright: "That's really great, I'll go right away!"

"Then, I wish you all the best and congratulations on joining PrtMafia by the way."

So, there was the beginning scene.

Kaoru couldn't help but have a headache looking at the young man who came to the door and claimed to be a "applicant" detective—there is something wrong with this crooked cub, it smells of human scum from Dr. Mori, no matter how you look at it, there is something wrong !

"You...should you think about it again? We don't really need the martial arts faction, that..." This is the truth, the entire detective agency relies on one person, and occasionally she will use Sharingan to make up the number, and the others are all The physical output is just... a bit embarrassing.The boy in black clasped his hands together and posed in an extremely girlish pose: "Hey! Isn't it just a smart kid like me that is needed?"

And the reward I need is to go to the other shore without pain after things fail, not high at all!

"This..." You can't really hit the child with your hands!

……

Two years later, Dr. Sen received a resignation call from his disciple: "What? You do things. Oh, anyway, you have become the leader and control the situation, haven’t you? It’s the same with or without me, the medicine of the ****? No need! I heard that people will not go anywhere easily in hell after death, so I decided Don't die now. That's it, the resignation report will be mailed, bye~"

Is it because Oda's work is not good, or the baby of the president's family is not cute anymore, and the bald man is not worth wasting his youth!

Dr. Sen: "..."

Armed detective agency, poisonous, right?