Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

"Snapped!"

Osamu Dazai closed the living room door of Doppo Kunikida's house, pretending that he didn't get chills from being scratched by the sharp eyes like a blade.He looked back at his partner catching up from the porch and kept smiling: "Guo~mu~tian~jun~"

The latter pushed on the glasses that were about to slip off, with a solemn expression: "Well, you are not mistaken."

"So that's really the president holding the cat? The cat is alive? Is the cat okay?" He was frightened, afraid that he would see the court summons sent to the detective agency tomorrow-the content is very likely related to animal cruelty relevant.

"You don't have to worry about the cat's happiness, thank you." Kunikida opened the living room door again and bowed ninety degrees against him: "Sorry, President, I failed to correct Dazai's frivolity!"

He was so distraught that he almost sat down.

The young man was silent and did not speak, but the three-colored cat in his arms easily jumped to the ground and stretched out its small nose to sniff Dazai Osamu--that child will become like this when he grows up!

Kaoru, who had a big oolong and only now understands, has the same level of collapse in his heart as Kunikida Doppo who saw another young version of President Fukuzawa.I thought you were your father, but I didn't expect you to change your profile. May I ask what time has done to you? You are such a melancholy, petite and handsome guy, why did you become a sand sculpture?

——Many people want to know this question.

Dazai put his finger in front of the cat and introduced himself. Before he could touch the fluffy and shiny round head, the three-colored cat showed emotions like a human, almost full of frustration, and jumped into the silver-haired youth with drooping ears and dragging its tail. I buried my head in my arms.

Crumbling under the pressure of sadness, the shadow is larger than the body area.

Kunikida Doppo, who had a huge psychological shadow and pressure, shook his hands and pushed his glasses again. He hasn't told Dazai the true identity of that round-headed, round-brained three-colored cat.It feels like a dream. The teacher in the other world line not only has a wife but also a cat. Compared with the president here, it is like suffering in the world.

The two parties had just made an appointment to meet, and he didn't know how to explain it to his colleagues, when Osamu Dazai came to his door uninvited.

Uh... Fortunately, the president is an upright person, otherwise Dazai would not have thought of a day when he would wear out his little shoes in his life.

Fukuzawa Yukichi withdrew his gaze that made people want to kneel down and confess his past, and gently stroked the cat's silky and thick hair from head to tail: "My wife is timid and weak, please don't make such jokes with her again."

Next time it's not as simple as a warning eye.

Osamu Dazai understood what he was referring to in an instant, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He couldn't figure out how dare and [Cliff] Goncharov's tough people could be described as "cowardly and weak".That is a pervert with a mental problem, with a special BUFF bonus!

President, look at me, I am your weakest and most timid member.

In this world, there are many things that I Dazai Osamu can't think of...

The black-haired young man blinked and decided to play dumb, and moved towards the door with small ballet-like steps: "Ahahahaha, I suddenly remembered that there is still a report I haven't written, and I will probably be busy these two days, hahahahahahahaha... "

The door of Kunikida Doppo's house was shut tightly from the outside, and soon there was a deafening knock on the door and a wailing sound not far away: "A-Dun! A-Dun, are you there? Help! I'm going to die!"

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..."

No matter which world line, Osamu Dazai is the grand prize of human delusion.

"You..." Mr. Kunikida uttered a syllable hesitantly, and the silver-haired youth nodded knowingly and said, "Have you explained it briefly? Then go to the detective agency."

As he said that, he got up and walked to the entrance with the cat in his arms. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a white-haired boy with messy bangs raising his hand as if knocking on the door: "Guo... eh? President?" The Lucky Cat ornaments on the cash register have the same purpose, and Sanhuamao greeted him softly: "Meow~"

Atsushi Nakajima took a step back and bowed, rubbing the back of his head and rubbing his eyes.

Did you read it wrong?The president looks much younger today, still hugging the cat?

How is the cat?

"Mi~" the cat yelled again, flicking its tail and looking at the big cat outside the door with great interest: "Meow~"

"Aton, look after Dazai, I'll send the teacher back to the detective agency." Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear to frighten this innocent young man, he casually gave him an impossible task, and followed Fukuzawa Yukichi respectfully— —President Fukuzawa was waiting for them in the office of the president of the detective agency, probably calming down.

The staff dormitory is not far from the detective agency, it can be reached by walking for 15 minutes through two major intersections.The clerks have all been informed of the temporary holiday and have left. At this moment, only the president and the only detective Edogawa Ranpo are in the office.

The door of the office was gently pushed open, and the silver-haired young man walked in with Sanhua in his arms. President Fukuzawa couldn't turn his eyes away from the cat.He looked at it for a while, then lowered his head and took out a small dried fish from his sleeve and handed it to the cat. The vengeful girl turned around, buried her head, and pointed her butt at the man.

snort!

"...Please come in and sit down."

He was rejected without any suspense, he showed no obvious disappointed expression, let the passage open, turned and walked into the office.

Kunikida Doppo was in charge of serving the tea and water, and the cute cat who was the focus of attention just now was sitting on the chaotic table and staring at him with big eyes.The young man wore black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and his eyes were piercing.When he met the president, he was already in his thirties. He had never seen such a young adoptive father. As for the cat who dared to show the face of "Silver Wolf", the famous detective was very interested.

Kaoru's imitation has gone through countless life and death tests. A mere detective who can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south doesn't care at all.

"It's nothing special..." Ranbu looked at it for a while, took off his glasses, took out a box of POKY from the drawer, tore it open and gave one to the cat: "What did the former president look like?"

Sanhua took POKY from his hand very naturally and bit its head crunchy. The young man paused, put on his glasses again, and the cat ate its paws calmly.What are you looking at, have you never seen a cat girl?

Luanbu shared snacks with the cats one by one, and when he ate the last one, he broke it into two equal parts, then clapped his hands and lifted Kaoru to put her on top of his head.

"Is that so? Po-kun has a raccoon, Ayatsuji pedestrians have Misaki Naruto, and I have a three-colored cat, eh!"

As he spoke, he nodded vigorously to affirm himself, and the cat, which only fixed its body with meat pads, swayed back and forth following the movement.

"Meow~" Maomao yawned big, and the young man decided to take his new guide out for a try.He took out a sealed document bag from the drawer: "Let me see who is waiting for help?"

The file was commissioned by the police station after resuming normal work. The cat and the young man stared at the file from beginning to end.He took off his hat and glasses again, with a gloomy face: "It's a waste of time, such an obvious case, just extract the bloodstains and explore the sewers!"

Cheeks puffed up childishly, the detective twisted and pulled out his mobile phone and made a mocking call to the sheriff in charge of the case—the victim is waiting for the living to restore her innocence, a little pressure, okay?

The cat rubbed its head against his hand, silently comforting the young man who felt sorry for what happened to others.

——Eat some sweets to change your mood, then go to your favorite dim sum shop.

Of course, there is no problem with Luanbu. Putting on the hat again and waiting for the cat to lie down on its own, I got up and randomly grabbed some change from the drawer and ran out of the office happily.

The cat's tail will flap left and right to indicate the direction, which is really interesting!

At the same time, in the president's office, President Fukuzawa and the silver-haired young man sat opposite each other, each holding hot tea and lost in thought. Kunikida Doppo who was standing there was almost schizophrenic from a mirror-like perspective.

The two presidents, even the habitual movements are exactly the same, which is really exciting.

After talking for about two hours, the silver-haired young man got up to leave.After a heart-to-heart conversation, they reached a consensus that Kaoru and the young Mr. Fukuzawa will temporarily live in the staff dormitory, and other problems will be solved slowly in the future.After receiving the key, two people who had no difference except their age and saber walked out of the president's office.

"Don't worry, Kaoru and Ranpo are together, there will be no problems whether it is safety or otherwise." The young man explained lightly: "She has cooperated with Ranpo for a long time."

President Fukuzawa secretly cast envious eyes.

He knew that the blue-clothed girl was another wife of his, who had been with her since childhood;

The only thing I don't know is that cats are people, and people are cats.

How pitiful!

Just... I really want to reach out and touch my ears. The last time I touched a cat's hair was a poor homeless little boy who was injured and unable to escape.

It seems that if you go for a walk to feed the cat in the future, you will have to shift your focus a little bit, pay more attention to Sanhua, and maybe you can get a cute plush.

The chubby kitten is really addictive.

"Kunikida..." He called out to his disciple, and quickly changed his mind: "No, it's okay, I'm going out for a walk, and I'll let you entertain the guests."

A gentleman doesn't bully the dark room, even his "wife" can't be abrupt, but cats... it's okay to buy some snacks and feed them, right?

Knowing what "myself" was thinking, the silver-haired young man reminded him: "Southland grapefruit candy, sweet curry, honey, and wagashi, I like them very much. She...is different from ordinary cats."

It must be different, can it be the same?Ordinary cats that would dare to approach President Fukuzawa would explode and run away just by being swept away by their eyes!

Pausing slightly, "Thank you."

The door of the office was closed again, and the silver-haired youth set his eyes on Kunikida Doppo: "Go downstairs to play chess in the tea room?"

The future president of the Armed Detective Agency put the account in his pocket and bowed his head in response: "Yes!"