The big guy dressed as a waste of wood [System]

Chen Guican smiled.

Song Chaoyan looked at the standard room written on the registration information and smiled.

After getting the room card, they walked in one after the other. The room was lit with yellowish warm light, illuminating the two beds belonging to the standard room. Song Chaoyan sat on one of the beds: "Turning around, the rest is a standard bed." Room, two beds."

Chen Guican: ...

Then he squeezed closer to Song Chaoyan: "Whoever said that there are two beds must sleep in both, let the other one be empty."

Song Chaoyan: ...

"Go, go." He started to push Chen Guican to the side, but Chen Guican stood still, and he stood up by himself, "If you don't want to go, I will go."

As soon as he got up, Chen Guican also stood up, grabbed his wrist, his eyes were burning.

Song Chao said to retreat... there is no way to retreat, there is a wall behind her mother, he heard Chen Guican say: "When are you going to hide from me like this, why don't you stay with me? After so many years, it has always been us Did the two of you come here together?"

"He can do it, so can I. Come back to the Demon Realm with me, okay? I built a big yard for you in the Demon Realm. The greenery is very good. There are also a cat and a dog. If it is not enough, I will go to you again." Grasp,"

"Stop talking." Song Chaoyan interrupted him, "I won't go with you, I won't accept you, I won't like you, I won't be with you, if you still want to hear, I can continue to talk."

There was a moment of silence.

"Song Chaoyan." Chen Guican solemnly called him by his full name for the first time, "Think about it carefully, do you really not like me at all? In the small world, you blocked me before."

Song Chaoyan paused: "That's because I have the Resurrection Armor, the Resurrection Coin, the Resurrection Scripture, and the Resurrection Cross. I can die as I want, and I can live anyway."

Thinking about it this way, he is so rich that he has so many props.

"You still..." In order to save him, you knelt down to someone else. You could ignore him, but you still went to the other party's Hongmen banquet.Knowing that he didn't celebrate his birthday, I never forget to wish him a happy birthday every year.

There was a year of turmoil in the demon clan, spies appeared inside, and all the clues pointed to his left protector. He didn't sleep well for seven days in a row, so Song Chaoyan stayed up late with him in another world, telling him not to worry.

"Enough, I treat you like a brother, let me go." Song Chaoyan interrupted him again, he felt that he couldn't let Chen Guican continue talking, because it would make him have to face the fact that he chose to escape the real reason.

Chen Guican: "Not loose."

"Then do you want to fight with me?" Song Chaoyan's eyes gradually turned crimson, and the progress bar of number cut was loading.

"Just do it. If you lose, come back to the Demon Realm with me." Chen Guican has never fought so hard like now. "If you win, I will be the spoils of war. Remember to take it away."

Song Chaoyan almost laughed angrily when he heard the first half, and thought that Chen Guican was so courageous that he dared to dream about such a thing, but he heard the second half: ...

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose.

The number cutting progress bar returns to zero.

Cut the ass.

Then Chen Guican let go of him, as if he had made a decision: "I suddenly felt that Zuo Hufa was right. If I keep waiting, I might never be able to wait for you. I should force you."

"On the seventh day of the next month, in the main hall of the Demon Realm, the Demon Realm and the Yaozu will cooperate. To show sincerity, the two worlds will marry each other. If you come, the Demon Realm will be your home in the future. If you don't come, I will marry the Highness of the Yaozu. I won't bother you anymore." Chen Guican was betting that Song Chaoyan also liked him.

Song Chaoyan felt that Chen Guican's approach was too childish: "Acan, don't be so arrogant, even if I reject you, you should find someone you like."

"The only Taoist companion I want is you. If it's not you, then everyone else is the same, there is no difference. The world of cultivation and this world have the same flow rate. No matter where you are, you still have fourteen days to think about it."

He used fourteen days to bet on their future.

After finishing speaking, Chen Guican released the time-traveling talisman, turned into starlight and disappeared in place.

fourteen days.

Song Chaoyan was left silent for a long time.

The next day, a person handed in the fine issued by Zhang Hang, and used spiritual power indiscriminately within the scenic area, scaring the scenic spot's Bound Earth Spirit, and paid two hundred in compensation.

Zhang Hang took a QR code and scanned it for him: "Brother, restrain yourself, you don't have to be so excited when you open a room for the first time. Your spiritual power fluctuations were off the chart yesterday, and you almost scared the surrounding flowers and plants to death." .”

"Speaking of which, bro, your spiritual power is so high, you really don't want to come to our sect." Zhang Hang looked at Song Chaoyan enviously.

"No, thank you." Song Chaoyan looked at his spiritual power fluctuation meter with an upper limit of 150, and after thinking about it, he held back just after the start of the account switching process yesterday. times.

After the fine was paid, Zhang Hang said that a crew was haunted and invited Song Chaoyan to go with him.

Song Chaoyan looked at the destination, which happened to be where Wang Nian and Wei Zelai were located on the small map: "I won't participate in the haunting, I'm afraid of ghosts. But can I take a ride?"

Zhang Hang: "...All right."

When they arrived at the destination, the production staff welcomed Song Chaoyan and Zhang Hang in. In the clear sky, they heard a burst of heart-piercing cries, accompanied by mournful screams.

The white strips hanging on the mourning hall seemed to be blown by a gust of wind, making a sound of hunting on a sunny day.

Zhang Hang was taken aback: "Are all the ghosts so blatant now? A few years old ghosts."

Scene manager: "Brother, this is the scene we are filming."

Zhang Hang: ...

Immediately afterwards, he heard a line: "Brother, you can't die!" After walking two steps inside, he could see the sobbing young man lying on the coffin.

Juvenile appears to be a new cast member.

Still unable to remain calm to outside movements, he raised his eyes and saw Zhang Hang and Song Chaoyan who was following behind him. His tears and crying stopped all at once, showing a look of incomparable surprise. expression.

Afterwards, tears gradually appeared in his eyes, like a person who has been wandering for many years and has no one to rely on, has found his relatives.

He looked at Song Chaoyan.

Song Chaoyan also looked at him.

Very good, one of the lost juniors, Wei Zelai found him.

When the two looked at each other, the director shouted excitedly: "Crack." Then he couldn't help giving Wei Zelai a thumbs up in front of the coffin, who was wearing sackcloth and filial piety.

Looking at the monitor, he said to the camera partner next to him: "Damn it's a treasure, take a look, this acting is amazing. I thought the new actor was unreliable, and this part will definitely be stuck for a long time. "

Who knew that one pass was so spiritual.

"The first shot was shot. When I first saw him mistook his brother for death and cried out such a sense of helplessness and desolation, it was enough to surprise me."

"I didn't expect the latter part to be more powerful. Looking back, I saw the brother who was resurrected from the dead. The surprise, excitement, and a little bit of shame that I mistakenly thought my brother had passed away just now were all vividly expressed. I have nothing to say, really nothing to say. Say it, absolutely."

The director's words were not whispered, and all of them reached the ears of Song Chaoyan and Wei Zelai, whose ears were already higher than others.

Song Chaoyan, who knew the truth about the performance just now: ...

She cried because she was living in another world, she was shocked because she suddenly saw him, and she was ashamed because she found out that he was actually acting.

All of these can match up with the script by mistake. The director is right, absolutely.

He felt that he didn't need to pick it up. Junior Brother Wei seemed to be adapting well.

Next, Wei Zelai had nothing to do, so he changed his clothes and walked to Song Chaoyan's side.Zhang Hang went to consult with the director about the haunting.

When Wei Zelai saw Song Chaoyan, maybe because he had played too many crying scenes recently, he couldn't hold back his tears and said, "Are you my senior brother?"

Song Chaoyan nodded: "...Yes, I'm here to pick you up. Niannian, he should be wearing it with you."

"Niannian is here too." Wei Zelai told him what happened in the past few days and why he was acting here.

Not long ago, the two of them were swallowed by the space vortex, and when they spit it out again, they arrived here.

Wang Nian was spat out first, and then Wei Zelai fell on top of him.The space was full of wind blades, but with the protection of the halo, the two of them were not injured, and their consciousness was still clear.

It's just that the clothes on his body are torn and ugly, and his face is also dirty.

He quickly got up from the ground and looked around.The place where they were spit out was a blind spot for monitoring, and there were no outsiders around.

The house is quite new, it looks like it is only a few decades old.

Immediately afterwards, they felt a burst of hunger.

Wang Nian mobilized his spiritual power, and found out in horror the next second that his spiritual power could only be used to the extent of his innate strength, and he hadn't even reached the Qi training period.He quickly looked at Wei Zelai. After Wei Zelai tried it, he also changed into the same frightened face, and his stomach made a rumbling sound.

After panicking one after another, Wang Nian heard a female voice: "What are the two cosplayers doing over there!! Come here quickly after changing your clothes, what are the ink marks!!"

More than 50 group performers were recruited for this scene, playing beggars, and their clothes matched perfectly.The place where Wang Nian and Wei Zelai landed happened to be inside their shooting location.A cordon was pulled outside, and the field manager was responsible for clearing the field.

The only ones who can appear here are the extras they recruited.

It's also a coincidence among coincidences.

Sister Mei, the head of the extras, had a relative who told her that two people were stuffed for her. She knew all the other extras, but she didn't know Wang Nian and Wei Zelai. Subconsciously, she thought it was her relatives who stuffed her.

Sister Mei didn't doubt the identities of the two of them at all, while Wang Nian and Wei Zelai were still in a state of confusion. After discussing it, they decided to stand still and follow this woman first.

Everything around them was unfamiliar, and the only thing that gave them a sense of security was that the people here seemed to have no cultivation base, but that was not a good idea, what if the people present were all higher cultivation bases than them.

Wang Nian pulled Wei Zelai: "It's scary."

Wei Zelai also trembled, more cowardly than him: "I think so too."

From a distance, they heard a super loud voice shouting: "Where the hell did you find someone, even if it's a group performer, you can't go too far, okay?"

As they approached, Wang Nian saw the loud man, wearing short jacket and short sleeves, and there was something they had never seen before.

"Change it for me!" The director was very angry.

The cameraman on one side comforted: "Director Xu, you can just make do with it, how can an actor who can meet your requirements become a group performer until now."

Sister Mei happened to pass by, and after hearing what the director said, she thought about giving Amway to the director the two people behind her.Her relatives actually didn't want her two sons to act, and they couldn't hold back the sons, so when they got involved, they specifically told Sister Mei to let them see the cruelty of the crew, and then they would be right.

They are not acting material.

Sister Mei kept in mind that there was nothing better than borrowing a difficult scene to let them realize that they have no acting skills and are not suitable for this profession.

"Director, why don't you use me?" Sister Mei gave the director a wink.

The director understands.

Sister Mei has been angry with the director since she was a Cypriot, saying that the children of relatives wanted to see the world, and hoped that the director would do a favor to let them see their own level and quit the showbiz.

It's not very easy to find people in this scene, so it's okay to help out.

There is no script for group performances. Sister Mei led the two of them, sat down in front of a table of dishes, and talked to them about the play: "You will follow the director's instructions in a while."

Then Sister Mei left the scene, and the director said a word, eat.

Wang Nian and Wei Zelai were still in a state of bewilderment, looking at the table in front of them, they searched for food, and felt even more terrified: "Do you really want to eat?" He couldn't help tugging at Wei Zelai's sleeve.

Wei Zelai figured it out. The food on the table was not poisonous, but it had been left for a long time: "Eat it, it's a good intention. It's good to eat some. Anyway, I'm so hungry, if I don't eat, I'm going to starve to death."

Then they forced themselves to eat these things under the watchful eyes of the audience.

The director watched the two of them accurately express the setting that the noble son was exiled in a different place and was so hungry that he had to eat bad food.

The director glanced at Sister Mei: "Sister, tell your relatives, don't stop me, such a talented actor, it's really a pity not to act."

The author has something to say: [Thanks to my big baby]

Lei Lei from afternoon tea cup

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