818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Xiao He felt that the patriarch of Yanshi might not be good at making puppets or creations, but cooking.

As soon as he entered the living room, Xiao He smelled a strong fragrance, not like the fragrance stewed by various seasonings in the mortal world, but the pure, original taste of food.

It stands to reason that Xiao He has never eaten food in the Kunlun area, and he can tell that the food grown by these people is quite different from the outside world by what he sees with his naked eyes. Why does he think that is the original taste of the food?

In the center of the living room are two long seats with vertical tables, the top seat and the seats next to it are empty.As soon as Xiao He and Feng Xie entered the door, several white-clothed Yanshi standing beside the table bowed to both of them: "Greetings, uncle."

When Xiao He heard that he could only visit his grandfather, he immediately felt relieved—the one who could call any old aunt if he could meet was indeed Yu Zi, who was off-line.He looked at the men in white calmly, and counted exactly ten of them. There was only one woman, who looked very young, with a bun, standing at the end with lowered eyebrows and bowed head. Can't see clearly.

Xiao He suddenly thought of a funny idea—it is said that the dragon has nine sons, and Yuyu also has the blood of the dragon. Could it be that after giving birth to nine sons, he began to have daughters?

...Forget it, let’s not think about it, since we entered this place, we saw a row of men and women in white clothes, so I couldn’t help but feel a little subtle, but after thinking about it, I really want to regard them as mass-produced clones.

But fortunately, the only thing these people have in common is the red lotus on the forehead and the white clothes. Although they are good-looking, they also have their own characteristics, so it is not possible to really regard them as clones.

"Excuse me. Long time no see, Xiao Hai has grown into a big girl."

Feng Xie was not polite at all, and dragged Xiao He to the main seat, but he unconsciously used an elder's tone when talking to the junior, which was completely different from usual, and Xiao He was a little uncomfortable.

The girl standing at the bottom bowed softly to Feng Yu: "Time is ruthless, but my grandfather and uncle still have the same style."

It was only then that Xiao He realized that "child" was not an endearing term, but the girl's name was "Hai".Hmm...a girl named "Hai"...

The girl seemed to be able to see through what Xiao He was thinking, she covered her lips and smiled at him, without saying a word.

Feng Xie smiled and said, "You all have to complain about the ruthless words of the years, what will the mortals in the world do?"

After Feng Yu took his seat, these white-clothed men and women sat down one by one. The first man in white clothes sitting under Feng Qi seemed to be the oldest of them. Asked Xiao He: "Uncle Grandpa hasn't introduced this little friend yet, I remember you were still alone when you left last time."

Only then did Feng Xie remember to introduce Xiao He: "His name is Xiao He, what are you friends, according to your seniority, you should be called Aunt Zu..."

Before he finished aunt's words, Xiao He already quickly pinched the tender flesh on Feng Xie's wrist under his sleeve and twisted it fiercely.

Feng Xie suddenly remembered what he had promised Xiao He, and quickly changed his words: "Ahem, but he is a mortal, and his age is not even a fraction of yours. Just call him Xiao He."

The little girl at the end suddenly laughed, and Xiao He looked at her with embarrassment on her face. She stood up and saluted generously: "Little girl Yu Chuhai, I pay my respects to my grandparents... Ah, Elder Xiao."

"..."

The corners of Xiao He's mouth twitched - this girl is very duplicity!It looks like a pure little white rabbit, but it's actually black inside. I just guessed her name just now, and I was actually played as a prank.

Xiao He secretly asked Feng Xie: "Didn't you say that your brother's name is Ying Xie? I've wanted to ask for a long time, why are they all surnamed Yu?"

Feng Xuan also secretly replied: "Yu Yu knows that he has made a big mistake and feels guilty towards the Father God, so how dare he use the Father God's surname... Before he was enlightened, he was a herring, and after he was enlightened, he was a jade-colored green dragon. So use jade as your surname."

After Feng Yu finished speaking, he sighed: "Actually, the prototype is a fish, and it was turned into a blue dragon. The aptitude is already good. I always feel that I have fallen into the reputation of the father god. I am quite inferior, and I don't like to mention myself. Real name."

Xiao He silently slandered—as if he had seen it with his own eyes.

"Chu Hai, don't be rude."

The man who first asked about Xiao He's identity gave a soft reprimand. Obviously, as the eldest brother, he knew his sister's character best, and knew that she was about to joke again.

However, Yu Chuhai was not frightened at all. He lowered his head and defended softly: "Brother, I have never been rude. I can't really call Elder Xiao by his name. It's not appropriate to call him Mr. Young Master, please call me Mr. If you are a gentleman before others, you can only be called an elder."

"If you don't have to be Mr., you should call him Mr. Don't be silly."

Yu Chuhai smiled obediently and said, "Yes."

She knew exactly what her brother was warning her, but she avoided the seriousness and said that she didn't know what to call her. It was really hard to blame.As soon as she finished speaking, everyone in the room laughed softly, and a man sitting in the middle laughed especially brightly: "Little sister, don't embarrass others anymore, be careful that grandpa punishes you."

Xiao He glanced at Lao Wu expressionlessly, thinking, why am I acting shy?

The man noticed that Xiao He was looking at him, so he got up and bowed: "I am Xia Yu Chuchen, ranked fifth, Mr. Xiao is polite."

Xiao He didn't get up, but nodded his chin: "Hello."

——Xiao He didn't think that the other party was Feng Xuan's junior and he shouldn't salute. It's just that he doesn't know how to bow and is used to shaking hands, and he can't walk down to shake hands with him, so he simply nodded.

——It's just that "Hai" is the last one, he understands, should "Chen" be the fifth?

Before Xiao He could figure it out, the man who spoke at the beginning gave an explanation: "Let me introduce to you sir, the second, third, and fourth row down by seat... until the tenth, the names are easy to remember. In order, Chu Yi, Chu Yin, Chu Mao, Chu Chen, Chu Si, Chu Wu, Chu Shen, Chu Ren, Chu Hai. I am their eldest brother, Chu Zi. Don’t blame Mr. Xiao, there have been no newcomers in Kunlun for a long time , thinking that my brothers and sisters were naughty when they were young, I hope you will forgive me."

When Yu Chuzi introduced someone, he bowed his hands and bowed. A row of young and handsome faces looked over one by one. Xiao Hemu kept nodding with a grimace. He just wanted to ask him how to remember the random interspersed stems and earthly branches...

Here, Feng Xie doesn't know what Xiao He is thinking, but he understands that Xiao He is not a person who cares about every detail. Among these juniors, except for the boss Yu Chuzi, who is more cautious, everyone else has similar temperaments to him, a little too carefree. There was no malice, and I didn't feel the need to defend, but I was concerned about the "newcomers who have not entered".

"Boss, are you still married?"

When Feng Xuan asked this question, Yu Chuzi felt a little embarrassed on the spot - according to some theories, the eldest son should indeed shoulder the responsibility of carrying on the family line, but he has been a single dog for tens of thousands of years, and now he is asked by the elders From now on, there is a little reason.

"This... the family is busy with affairs... not to mention, the third, fourth, fifth, eighth and ninth children are not married yet, so they will marry first."

Feng Xie was just asking casually, and didn't really want to care about his personal problems. Yu Chuzi thought it was funny when he retorted: "Isn't it right for you, the eldest brother, to start a family first?"

He didn't know much about mortal society in detail, so he asked Xiao He for confirmation in a low voice after speaking: "The eldest son should get married first, I remember correctly, right?"

Xiao He turned his face to the side and answered him in a low voice: "I am a modern person. In our era, even an enlightened family can have sex. I don't know about the inheritance of the family."

"Oh……"

Xiao He glanced at Feng Xie suspiciously—when did this bird like to meddle so much? Could it be that regardless of the world of humans and gods, gossip about the love life of juniors is the hobby of elders?

Yu Chuzi was a little uncomfortable: "Uncle, I have to take care of many things in the clan, and recently, recently, I have no intention of having an affair with my children..."

The younger brothers who were named were immediately overjoyed when they saw Yu Chuzi being deflated, especially the youngest Xiao Jiu, who even laughed so hard that he fell on Yu Chuhai's body: "Hahahahaha, Uncle Grandpa, you are the only one who can cure big brother. We spent all day fighting fish and walking dogs in the clan. Even if the weather is not good in Kunlun, there are shunts, water trucks and other machines made by the second brother to irrigate the farmland. If there is something, he has been stubborn and does not look for it. Now he still drags his brother Cylinder."

Yu Chuzi felt that his majesty was damaged, and he coughed twice: "Okay Xiaojiu, move away from my little sister, she is about to be crushed to death by you. Are you sitting still... You have nothing to do all day, so you have the nerve to get grandpa Say it in front of you, how decent it is."

Yu Churen, who was criticized by name, said obediently, and then sat up straight.But Yu Chuhai took the opportunity to push him hard: "It's not that Brother Jiu didn't find someone, I saw him following... woo woo woo in the back hill a few days ago!"

Before he finished speaking, he asked Yu Churen to cover his mouth, and he couldn't say a word for the second half of the sentence.

It's just that everyone can understand what he said here, and he has a partner but keeps it from the family.Xiao He stared at the interaction between the two of them and found it interesting, and he also had a vague impression of these people - the politeness and obedience they showed seemed to be pretending, but in fact they were very detached, probably the boss here is really obedient.

Seeing that the two of them were arguing outrageously, Yu Chuzi scolded: "Chu Hai! Why are you so ignorant in front of your elders, you can talk about everything, and Xiao Jiu, who told you to mess around in the back mountain, it's only a few minutes before you bring it home It's really unreasonable for my little sister to see Bulu!"

——The preface is retracted, this boss is not a normal person.

Xiao He is actually quite interested in Yu Churen and Yu Chuhai, two brothers and sisters. Although these ten people are all of the same father and mother, according to Feng Qi's description, they were not born in the same generation. That mortal woman reincarnated ten times and had ten Each child, so everyone looks different.

The old eighth sitting in the bottom third is even more burly than the others, with thick eyebrows, big eyes, a straight nose, and a straight mouth, and even a bit of a hunchback. Xiao He didn't look carefully at him when he was sitting in the shadows before, but now he looks like a The most conspicuous one among the crowd—sitting with a group of gentle and handsome young men and boys, so conspicuous that one would suspect that they were not born of the same parents.It stands to reason that in the ten reincarnations, only the woman's body has been changed, and Yu Yu is not reincarnated. The only difference among the brothers is that they are like mother. In Lao Ba's life... that woman is so tall and burly?

Uh... Xiao He is going to re-evaluate Yu Ya's love, so infatuated, it's not an exaggeration to call him a love saint.

However, the two brothers and sisters, Xiao Jiu and Xiao Shi, are very similar, except for their gender.Xiao Jiu is even more beautiful than his sister. He is slender and tall, and his face is as white as jade, which makes the red lotus on his forehead extraordinarily beautiful.

Yu Chuhai noticed Xiao He's gaze, smiled coquettishly, and said bluntly: "Does Mr. Xiao think that I look a lot like Brother Jiu? We are twins."

Xiao He opened his mouth, wanting to say that identical twins should have the same gender, and you, a man and a woman, can only be fraternal, how could they resemble each other.But then he thought that this world was not his scientific world, and something even more bizarre than this had happened, so he didn't speak, just nodded.

But if they are twins, it proves that one of the ten lifetimes of their mother's reincarnation did not conceive a child, and this can add up to the total number. What happened in that lifetime?

Yu Chuchen suddenly interjected at this time: "My little sister is not as beautiful as my mother, but Chu Ren looks the most like my mother."

It doesn't matter if Yu Chuhai is said to be not as beautiful as his brother, he rolled up his sleeves: "Mother's appearance is always changing, I guess Dad likes her original appearance the most, so Dad must like me and Xiaojiu the most."

Yu Chuchen wanted to confront her: "How do you know that your appearance is the most similar to your mother's original appearance? I think it is the elder brother who is the closest to your mother's original appearance. When you come here, maybe you accidentally reincarnated a little house sparrow. , that made you chatter."

Yu Churen laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist and said that Brother Wu described it well, but he forgot that he and Yu Chuhai were born together, so he stupidly followed suit.Yu Chuhai was so angry that he pinched him several times, then pointed at Yu Chuchen and acted coquettishly: "Brother, look at Fifth Brother, he bullies me."

Yu Chuzi covered his head with some headaches: "You guys are enough! What are you making trouble in front of the elders..."

Xiao He subconsciously glanced at Feng Xie - he always felt that he accidentally heard the big secret of the family again, so it's better to pretend not to be interested.The latter suddenly took Xiao He's hand and squeezed it secretly, his phoenix eyes swept over him: "Are you hungry?"

Xiao He shook his head—even though there were a lot of exquisitely cooked food in front of him, the bird Feng Xie was able to bear the food, and he showed a lack of interest, which made him a little more vigilant.

Yu Chuzi finally realized that it was time for dinner, and smiled apologetically at Feng Xie: "I haven't seen my uncle for a long time, and my nephews talk too much at the moment, which delays the dinner of the distinguished guests. Uncle, use your chopsticks."

The descendants of you don’t know how they were taught, and they obeyed the table manners very well. They waited for Feng Qi and Xiao He to move their chopsticks before they began to pick up vegetables.

Xiao He didn't know any of the things on the plate, but they were all delicious and beautiful. Xiao He followed Feng Yi to pick up a round green ball with chopsticks and put it in his mouth. He thought it was a small Lantern Festival, but he didn't. Thinking that those little things melted immediately after entering his mouth, Xiao He only took a sip, and they had already flowed down his throat.

Taste... can only be described in four words, there is no taste.

Seeing Xiao He's weird expression, Feng Xie blinked at him: "We eat like this. Boss is good at cooking, and he can also cook the taste. If you ask someone else to cook, you can't even smell the taste."

—That's why you were so amazed at a piece of fried ham when you first came to my house? ? ? ?

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