818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

There are secrets everywhere in the territory of Kunlun. It is accidental to encounter once a day, and to encounter twice a day, that is... great luck.

Xiao He even thought, why don't you go back and buy a lottery?

There are many buildings in Kunlun, including pavilions, pavilions, corridors and waterside pavilions. The architects are not the same, so each building in the complex has a different spectacle.

According to Feng Yu, this phenomenon is due to their long lives. In order to make the brothers not so boring, Yu Chuzi stipulated that everyone should build a building they like to transform the Kunlun environment, and gradually formed a kind of homework similar to homework. exist.

These descendants of Sassafras can be regarded as omnipotent in a sense, because they live long enough, they have a lot of time to learn, and they have learned everything thoroughly.

The first time I ran into someone's secret was in an exquisitely constructed water pavilion.

For the Lintan construction, Xiao He's blueprints were sent to Yu Chuyi, and he felt that he should not be too pushy, so he waited with peace of mind.After breakfast, he dragged Feng Xie to show him the way, and wanted to visit the nearby area, Feng Xie readily agreed, and the two of them strolled to the waterside pavilion.

"This place is really beautiful. Such an exquisite building is hard to see in the Palace Museum. I don't know who made it."

Feng Xuan smiled and touched the top of his head: "All the buildings in Kunlun have a big pillar, and the name of the builder will be written on the bottom of the big pillar, just go and have a look."

Xiao He asked curiously: "You have been here for so long, and you haven't explored these issues?"

Feng Xie didn't quite understand: "You are the only one who cares about this kind of boring question."

"..." Without even the most basic curiosity, your divine life is boring.

Feng Yu asked Xiao He to look for the big pillars in the water pavilion by himself, and then come back and tell him that he sat by the side and threw steamed Japonica rice into the pool to feed the fish.

The big pillar acts as a pillar, and it is not difficult to find, Xiao He quickly found it.The big pillar of the waterside pavilion was as thick as three people hugging each other. He looked around the pillar and finally saw a character three feet above the ground. Unfortunately, the strokes were crooked, a bit like seal script, which Xiao He didn't recognize.

He silently took out his phone and took a photo, ready to ask Feng Xie.

At this moment, Xiao He suddenly heard someone talking, the voice was not so obvious, but he could hear that the speaker was very excited.

Xiao He reflexively stuck behind the big pillar and stood there quietly.Then I heard a person raise his voice in resentment: "So what! Our parents have ignored us for a long time! We are not human! We still have to worry about those disgusting human relations?!"

"you……"

The other one seemed to be angry with him, and he didn't finish his sentence, but coughed violently, as if he wanted to cough up his lungs.

"Fourth brother... You, don't be angry, come, drink some water... I just didn't choose what to say for a while."

The one who spoke at the beginning sounded more anxious. While talking, there was a regular slapping sound, as if to give "fourth brother" a smooth ride.

Xiao He raised his head and silently recalled—why does this voice sound familiar.

After a long time, the coughing on the other side finally stopped: "I'm fine, I can't die anyway..."

"Fourth brother! Don't always say these unlucky words."

"Fourth brother" laughed: "This broken body will be clean when it dies, but it's a pity that God won't let me die, so I have to hang like this."

He didn't finish the following words, the ending sound was vaguely interrupted, and then there was the sound of lips and tongue churning for a long time, Xiao He could hear it clearly, the sound of sticky water was like stirring a soft biscuit soaked in a piece of milk.Xiao He is very familiar with that voice—every time Feng Qi's dead bird doesn't want to listen to him, he uses this trick.

...so what are they doing...?

Xiao He was hesitating whether to leave, when he heard a muffled "bang" from over there, followed by the angry voice of "Fourth Brother": "Yu Chuchen! Get out! Get out of here!! Cough cough cough ……roll!"

"..." Alright, this time I know who the two people opposite are, no wonder the voice sounds familiar, isn't it just the old fifth at the banquet who talks a lot.

Accidentally ran into this kind of thing between brothers, Xiao He ran away in fright, broke through his own sports limit, and almost flew into Feng Xuan's arms.

Feng Xie caught Xiao He, and looked suspiciously at the place where he ran over: "What's wrong? Who's there?"

Xiao He caressed his chest and shook his head out of breath: "No one, the brothers are arguing."

"I seem to hear the voice of the fourth child."

"It's just that he was arguing with his brother. Let's not go there."

Xiao He dragged Feng Xie to the outside of the water pavilion: "They are all grown-ups, don't worry about their quarrels, it would be embarrassing for an elder like you to break them. It's getting late, let's go to Mr. Yuer to see Let's see if he's doing a good job."

——Tell their fathers to break Luan-Lun... Even if they don't break their legs, they will have to peel off their skin.

——The premise is that Feng Qi has the consciousness that brothers cannot incest.

Feng Qi was staggered a step by Xiao He, although he was puzzled, he also felt that what he said made sense, so he didn't insist anymore, and went with him to Yu Chuyi's side.

Xiao He silently made up his mind that he would never mess around in this kind of place again.

But it turns out that if things want to find you, even if you hide at home, you can hit him. Xiao He hit him again, and this time he hit a big one.

Yu Chuyi is very neat in his work. The drawings have been studied thoroughly, and the materials are also listed, but there is still a piece of stone flake of special material, which is used to make a small part of the mass spectrometer.

The stone flakes are not hard to find, they are all on the mountain. Xiao He was anxious to leave early, worried that he would run into more things that he shouldn't have encountered after staying too long, so he took Feng Yu to go up the mountain to collect stones, and asked Yu Chuyi to concentrate on studying the blueprints and make good preparations Work.

Only rocks are found on the top of the mountain. Xiao He, a physical waste, can't climb anymore after climbing for a long time, and Lai rests on the mountainside, so Feng Xie had to let him rest for a while, and drove to the top of the mountain to collect stones.

Unexpectedly, just at this moment, Xiao He broke another big secret.

This secret is about Yu Xiaojiu, also known as Yu Churen.

Xiao He was originally resting behind a rock, but it didn't take long before he heard some humming sounds on the other side of the rock.Before going up the mountain, Yu Chuyi said that there was no danger on the mountain, at most he would meet a rabbit or something, Xiao He thought it was a small animal and didn't care.He sat blankly for a while, but he heard the voice behind the stone becoming clearer and clearer, even mixed with uncontrollable panting and intermittent groans.

Only then did he realize that this is...someone was playing wild-cannon.

Xiao He has heard Xiao Jiu's voice before, and the other party's voice is more recognizable than Lao Wu's. It is clear and soft, and it is easy to make people feel protective after listening to it.The other one couldn't hear clearly, as if his mouth was covered by his hands, and he couldn't make a sound, only Yu Churen himself, blabla talked endlessly.

"Are you stupid, huh? Did you lose your brain when you practiced, or did you blind your eyes? My sister and I are so different, can we admit our mistakes?"

"Regret it? Hehe, I still want to regret it after provoking me...Your ninth master didn't fuck - you're so cool, aren't you?"

"Oh... Yu, Yu Churen, you bastard..."

The other protagonist finally made a sound, very angry, but his voice was too trembling, sobbing, and he couldn't hear the original sound clearly.

"Didn't you call my sister Ahai in your love letter? Why did you even use my first and last name... um? If you call me wrong again, I'll fold you up, believe it or not..."

Then there was a muffled sound of skin and flesh hitting.

It was so intense that the rocks behind Xiao He swayed.

Sitting there, Xiao He was so embarrassed that his face was paralyzed and his face was almost cracked - he really didn't do it on purpose this time!

What's the matter with these Yanshi, why are they so unrestrained, it doesn't matter if they are in the water pavilion, but on the mountain... Ah, Yu Chuhai seems to have said this, she is not talking nonsense? !At that time, when I heard it, I thought it was just talking about love in the back mountain, but I didn't expect it to be so... so shameless!And this Jade Churen... she looks like a snow lotus, she doesn't stutter at all when she talks trash!His little Phoenix has never said so blatantly!

(The explicit ones are harmonized.)

Xiao He was embarrassed, and saw Feng Xie in red from a distance floating down from the mountain, Xiao He ran over like flying again, grabbed him and dragged him in the opposite direction.

Feng Xie was dragged into a daze, and always felt that this scene seemed to have happened once: "Where are you going, isn't it a good time to go down the mountain from there?"

Xiao He walked down the mountain like the wind was blowing: "Not good! I want to see a different scenery!"

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After going down the mountain, Yu Chuyi also prepared things and waited for them, so several people hurriedly started working, and the efficiency was doubled.Yu Chuyi's talent in making utensils may be directly proportional to his silence. Several materials Xiao He needs can be found in Kunlun. After he described it, Yu Chuyi forged one before the sun set. The prototype of the mass spectrometer only needs to be fine-tuned, which is more accurate than Xiao He imagined.

Feng Yu sat on a rocking chair and waited, Yu Chuzi was making tea for him, the tea was ordinary people's tea, it had a taste, Feng Yu liked it very much.

As soon as he saw Yu Chuyi, he couldn't help but think of what the other party said when he came to him that night. After thinking about it, Feng Yi unconsciously turned his attention to Xiao He who was working with Yu Chuyi on the mass spectrometer—— A little tangled.

Feng Qi suddenly asked: "Chuzi, who did Xiao Hai marry? She was still very young when I left last time, and she was also a mortal?"

"Back to my grandfather, my younger sister married a sika deer spirit. He failed to overcome the calamity. When he was avoiding the thunder, he fell into the gap in the space created by the thunder and fell here. At that time, my younger sister was still alive. Xiao, I saved him, and I only found out later that he can transform into a human form."

Yu Chuzi smiled softly after finishing speaking: "To be honest, she didn't marry a mortal. As the eldest brother, I am very happy for her. After all, if the other party is not a mortal, I can accompany her for the rest of my life. It is also a godsend. ...There are many descendants of them now."

Feng Xie listened attentively, closed his eyes and asked him, "Are you envious?"

Yu Chuzi was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his eyebrows and smiled softly: "Descendants? Or lover?"

——To be honest, they don’t need to carry on the family line. As for the lover...he is more timid than Yu Chuyi, he has no courage to fall in love with a mortal, and he will never fall in love with anyone else.

Feng Xie probably also figured this out, he stood up from the rocking chair irritably, frowned and shouted to Xiao He: "Xiao He, are you alright, come back tomorrow!"

The other party didn't respond, and when Feng Xie wanted to go over and take him home in person, Xiao He responded in a stern voice: "It's not over, let's hurry up and go back early, you wait first."

Xiao He was staring at Yu Chuyi doing the final adjustment of the mass spectrometer, with sweat dripping from his forehead.Feng Xuan walked to his side, Xiao He raised his head: "You are so free, why don't you go and see if your juniors have any troubles that need to be solved...don't keep rushing me."

——For example, brother-in-law, jungle-war... Fortunately, he bumped into him this time, and it's not good to be bumped into by outsiders next time.

Feng Xie's eyebrows frowned: "How much longer!"

"Hey, wait a little longer, it will be fine soon!"

Xiao He broke Feng Yu's head and kissed him resoundingly, and then re-entered his vigorous scientific research career.

The author has something to say: ——Little Theater——

Yu Churen pointed to the backs of Xiao He and Feng Xuan: Did you see that, those are my grandfather and aunt.

A certain little bird nodded with tears in his eyes: I want to tell them that you don't do good things all day...

Yu Churen: Aren't we doing something good right now?

A certain little bird: ...I want to tell your elder brother that you are doing evil.

Yu Churen smiled very beautifully and unsurpassed Snow Lotus: Tell me, I am not afraid to tell you, when my eldest brother was working with xxx, I read the whole set on the beam of the house, and I have backups of the love letters written by my second brother to his deceased wife. Fourth brother and fifth brother...my grandfather...my grandfather's partner...even my parents...

In short, our whole family's upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, so you can sue.

A certain bird: ...

→＿→ Guess what good things his elder brother and parents have done?