818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

An orgasm night is no joke.

After Xiao He woke up, he found that he was exhausted, especially his waist and eyes were extremely sore and numb, as if he had indulged too much.He sat on the bed in a daze for a long time, then reached into the bed and touched it, his hands were slippery and greasy.

Xiao He's paralyzed face was like a mask, and with a click, a crack appeared.

Feng Xie has never had the concept of serving others, and she didn't say that she should scrub and wash others when she made them like this-at least she could use a spell to clean them up.

So Xiao He was allowed to get wet all night.

Xiao He wanted to twitch the corners of his mouth, but he was not used to making this kind of expression, his face was extremely weird, half crying and half smiling.

He was quite shocked in his heart, it had been so many years, it seemed that except for the first nocturnal emission, there had never been one—yes, never again, no morning erection or nocturnal emission.

Xiao He's body is relatively weak, but it doesn't hinder his sexual function. Compared with his physiology, his condition is more like psychological ED—whether it's sexual impulse or orgasm, it's just hormones controlling the brain. To be honest A rational person like Xiao He feels a little disgusted by this.

Hate things you can't control.

In fact, the folk saying is sex-frigidity.

"woke up?"

When Xiao He's brain froze, Feng Xie pushed open the bedroom door, he was still wearing a gorgeous robe, three thousand black silk was tied behind his head by a vermilion ribbon, and a few strands hung loosely from both sides of his ears.

Fenghuang seemed to be in a good mood, with a pair of phoenix eyes smiling at Xiao He, still playing with the candy box from last night with one hand.The cheeky Fenghuang didn't even ask the owner if he allowed it. He peeled off the candy wrapper and ate another one. After eating, he asked, "What is this? It's so sweet."

"Milk candy..."

After Xiao He answered, he was slightly embarrassed when he thought of his current situation.He looked at Feng Xie with a complicated expression, not knowing how to ask him to go out.

Feng Xi smiled even more happily, leaning against the door and staring at Xiao He, staring at Xiao He until he looked away, then tossed the candy box and asked softly: "Why can't you pay it back, huh?"

Looks totally innocent.

Xiao He was so embarrassed by his staring, his hands under the quilt were clenched slightly, and tiny beads of sweat even leaked out from the tip of his nose - he didn't sleep well last night, and he had a lot of sweet dreams when he was hazy, Xiao He remembered In the clip, even... there is even a faint face of Feng Xie.

Forget about dreaming, when I wake up this morning, I have to face my messy body and the client. Xiao He really wants to close his eyes and go to sleep, ignoring everyone.

Weird, the hell could make him sexually-charged?No matter how it sounds like a pervert.

Xiao He couldn't bear Feng Xie's eyes, and looked away, his face was still expressionless, but his cheeks were covered with a thin layer of red.

Feng Xuan was stunned for a moment, and the smile on the corner of his lips was even stronger.He did have evil intentions, and this mortal reaction was more interesting than he imagined.People who are usually like ice cubes suddenly blush, like apricots blooming on a snow mountain, amazing.

"Can you go out first?"

Xiao He finally couldn't help breaking the awkward situation of silence, his voice sounded extremely calm.

Feng Xie asked leisurely: "Why?"

Xiao He pursed the corners of his lips: "I want to take a bath, you... go out."

"We all slept in the same bed..."

Xiao He robbed: "At that time you were a bird, I was scared last night. Then, I don't like being watched by others taking a bath. This is a human habit, it's different from your gods."

Fenghuang choked for a moment, thinking that it is not popular for us gods to be seen while bathing—or Gods don’t need to bathe at all, they don’t sweat, and they don’t get dirty.

Feng Yu rubbed his nose, and finally only muttered in dissatisfaction: "I'm not a bird, I'm a divine phoenix."

"go out."

Feng Qi didn't insist anymore, and thoughtfully closed the bedroom door when he left.Xiao He didn't know what happened last night, but he knew it very well, he could only tease the baby, and he had to coax the baby if he annoyed him, not to mention...he still had a guilty conscience.

——Then mortals probably don't know about it. If they knew about it, they wouldn't have such an attitude towards him.

Xiao He sat in a bathtub full of hot water, and slowly sank himself into the bottom of the water. The hot water covered his head, and his pores were so comfortable that his pores opened.When Xiao He was upset, he would lie down in the water, thinking about problems in the water was very quiet, and his heart became quiet.

The light above the head became blurred through the water, Xiao He blinked his eyes, a drop of water fell into the bathtub, and ripples were scattered in front of his eyes.

The faucet is leaking?

Then another drop, another drop... Looking carefully, these things seem to be not water drops, but the color is red...

is blood!

Xiao He's eyes widened suddenly, and he wanted to sit up but suddenly found that he couldn't move.His head and upper body were firmly pressed against the bottom of the bathtub, his limbs were hanging on the edge of the bathtub and struggling frantically.He has held his breath for too long, the oxygen in his lungs has long been exhausted, and the feeling of suffocation slowly enveloped him.

Xiao He wanted to call out, but he opened his mouth and only spit out a string of bubbles. Hot water poured in, but he couldn't make a sound.

Xiao He heard his heavy heartbeat, because it was beating faster and faster due to lack of oxygen, and it was beating like a drum, pounding heavily into the soul.He grabbed the edge of the bathtub and kicked the water with his legs, the swaying water in front of his eyes changed from messy to calm.

He saw someone sitting on the surface of the water, a woman with long hair in red, with her head tilted slightly, her long hair hanging on the water, her face slowly turned around, looking down at him from above...

The woman had no eyes, but two bleeding holes.

"No! No no no!"

Xiao He collapsed - these things again!Why did you run out in broad daylight? !

Suffocation and fear together destroyed Xiao He's nerves, who... who can save him?

Phoenix!

"Oh!"

The bathroom door was knocked open, Xiao He's waist tightened, and he was fished out of the bathtub.

"Cough cough cough!! Cough cough..."

Taking a long breath, the oxygen-deficient lungs finally filled up again. Xiao He's face was flushed from the pressure, and he lay on Feng Xie's shoulder and coughed non-stop.Before he had time to look up at the face of the savior, the other party had already rushed out.In a blink of an eye, he had already appeared in front of the other wall of the bathroom with Feng Xi's arms around him.

The bathroom in Xiao He's house is huge, so the distance is not too short.

"court death!"

When Xiao He heard Feng Xuan's voice mixed with anger, he turned his head and saw his slender, white hand with well-defined joints turned into a sharp claw, and there was a human-shaped thing under the claw, pinching its neck, It was raised high and pressed against the wall - but Xiao He knew in his heart that it was not a human being.

The strange thing is his claws, which are not like chicken claws, they have all five toes, and there are blue and red scales on the back of his hand, and each fingertip is like a red-hot iron hook, emitting a dazzling golden light.

Feng Xie didn't let go of Xiao He, but hugged him even tighter. For some reason, Xiao He just felt... Feng Xie seemed to be really angry this time.

Of course Fenghuang was angry, it was fine if he wasn't there, he still dared to stretch out his hand when he was guarding by the side, he was simply ignored.

Xiao He stared blankly, and saw Feng Xie retracting her claws, and the female ghost who was pressed against the wall twisted in pain, opened her mouth wide and let out a piercing scream, the howling sound was so sharp that it almost pierced Xiao He's tympanic membrane.

"To shut up."

Feng Xuan let out a low cry, and Xiao He seemed to hear the Phoenix's cry, it was so sweet, and blocked all the noise.

Xiao He's face turned pale, but he still felt a little wronged for the female ghost in his heart - it was too overbearing to choke its neck so vigorously and not allow it to scream twice.

"These 1000 years of Taoism are like ants in my eyes."

Millennium practice?That's right, he shouldn't be able to escape in broad daylight when his skills are low - although Xiao He doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, he still knows some sayings.

"Crappie."

"dross."

"Who gave you the guts to covet my things."

Still under his nose!

Feng Xi spit out one word after another coldly, as if he would suffocate to death if he didn't swear, and would be burned to death by anger.

He pinched the female ghost by the neck, but he was not in a hurry to kill the ghost, he just pressed his claws on it, the female ghost kept struggling and writhing, judging by the expression, it was still screaming, maybe it was blocked by Feng Xie , Xiao He couldn't hear it.

It was extremely ugly, but Xiao He could see that it had a painful expression, as if it was undergoing torture, and then the blood-red skirt on its body turned into blood, which flowed down against the wall, and the flesh on its face fell off piece by piece, revealing the inside Arching maggots.

Just can't die.

Feng Xuan seemed to think of something, stopped his movements, and looked down at Xiao He who was staring at him: "Turn your head away, don't look."

Xiao He blinked, and slowly put his face on Feng Yu's shoulder - but in fact he was not afraid of this kind of distorted human body, he had seen people with many deformities, um...he even dissected them.

I can't see the picture but can only hear the sound. The blood flows into a river under my feet, and occasionally a few pieces of meat float past.

"Hmph, wouldn't it be too cheap for you to lose your soul?"

——Is this phoenix talking to a ghost?

Xiao He was carried on the shoulders by Feng Yu, and turned into a prone position like a bag of dough. He stood upside down with his head down, and saw Feng Yu pull a strand of hair from his head from the gap, and flicked it lightly into a strand of hair. Throwing the golden red ribbon on the female ghost, it turned into a golden red net again, binding the female ghost tightly.

The female ghost seems to be very afraid of those golden lights, she shrinks her body to hide, but the net shrinks as it shrinks, and she can never avoid it.The female ghost should still be howling, and it looks quite painful.

Feng Yi picked up the female ghost shrunk to the size of a basketball on the ground, and did not forget to hold Xiao He down with the other hand, teleported to the door in the blink of an eye, and hung the female ghost ball on the door.

Feng Qi covered Xiao He with her wide sleeves, and walked slowly into the room.

Xiao He glanced at the door: "What is this for..."

"A public display."

"..."

"Kill chickens to scare monkeys."

"..."

"Eternal Penalty."

"..."

"This is what happens when you offend me."

"..." This terrible bird.

Xiao He was silent for a while, and said: "...you can let me go."

Feng Xie was putting the naked Xiao He on his lap, sitting on the sofa by himself, with one hand carelessly stroking his back along his spine from top to bottom: "Are you not afraid anymore? I am comforting him. you."

Xiao He's back felt numb when he touched him: "I haven't put on any clothes yet."

From now to now!All wearing only a pair of shorts!

Only then did Feng Xi let go of his hand as if he had just realized it: "Mortals are really troublesome, go quickly."

Xiao He staggered down from the sofa and ran towards the bedroom. Feng Xi looked at his back and smiled maliciously, and twirled two fingers under the sleeves—it felt good.

The author has something to say: Uncle Feng is very proud! ! ╭(╯^╰)╮