Fight for Peace and Love

The happiest thing about every system is eating melon seeds with confidence and boldness.

However, not everyone can bear the sound of clicking in their foreheads, so for a long time, the systems can only take a little while on vacation. As long as the task starts, they have to endure a long time without melon seeds. day.This situation lasted for a long time, until they met an employee named Bai Luoluo.

"He really let me eat melon seeds, not only let me eat melon seeds, but also with me." After returning from the mission last night, a certain system almost burst into tears and said to his colleagues, "He is gentle and cute. ,I love him."

All the systems were shocked by this. You must know that it is not easy to meet employees who like to eat melon seeds. It is simply a pity from heaven to meet them.

So the name Bai Luoluo began to spread in the system.

"Really, really, he really let us eat melon seeds." Another system came back, and he was thrilled, saying, "He's an angel!"

After hearing the news, everyone was very excited and felt that the spring of the system had finally come.

However, at this time, there is a cruel fact in front of the systems, that is, there is only one Bai Luoluo, but there are countless systems that want to eat melon seeds.In desperation, everyone had to shake their numbers to work.

One system was so lucky that it was shaken twice in a row. Of course, this kind of behavior is actually not allowed.Because according to the law of AI rights and interests, AIs doing tasks on the earth must change their hosts in each world-as for why, I heard that it is the history of blood and tears of the president of the AI ​​Rights Protection Association.

It seems that the president met a particularly terrifying host. According to the gossip, the president was originally very indifferent to the world, but after meeting that host, he was almost driven crazy. As soon as the mission was completed, he began to promote the improvement of the law.

Of course, it is difficult to say whether this matter is true or not.But the only certainty is that the system planet and the high level of the earth have cooperated, and they have established a society and bureau to help some human beings treat diseases.And the planets of the system draw the emotional strength they need through these actions.

Melon seeds came from the earth at this time.Melon seeds are actually a data product, which digitizes the melon seeds on the earth, and then adjusts the taste according to the tastes of the systems.There are countless flavors derived from the original flavor.What matcha, popcorn, caramel - these flavors are relatively ordinary, and the more exotic ones include spicy, seafood, and beef.All in all, there are only things you can't think of, but nothing you can't do.

Melon seeds have become the new favorite of the system, if the systems have entities like humans.In the headquarters, you can definitely see a bunch of people paralyzed in a room, and the air is full of the sound of brainwashing.

But if you eat too many melon seeds, there will be sequelae, such as slow data and lower IQ. If you eat too much, it may even directly cause the AI ​​​​system to be rebuilt.

After this situation occurred, the headquarters imposed a limit on melon seeds, stipulating that the time for eating melon seeds at a time should not be too long.

Of course, such regulations are only valid for the melon seeds in the headquarters. No one would have imagined that there are really people in the world who can make it easy for others to eat melon seeds in their heads.

From this point of view, Bai Luoluo is simply a gorgeous flower.

The systems love melon seeds, just like humans like to eat popcorn when watching movies. They love all kinds of plots, and they love to eat a bunch of melon seeds quietly in the plots.

Bai Luoluo was satisfied with both points. With just one mission, he found his own client.

It is not easy to entangle with people in the emotional world. Since the establishment of the Shehe Bureau, there have only been four such cases.The results of two of the cases were very bad, and the remaining two cases were Yang Yedu and Bai Luoluo.

The systems have very different personalities. Some of them like dog blood dramas, some like small novels, some like horror stories, and some are afraid of ghosts.Of course, they also have the biggest similarity, which is their addiction to melon seeds.

Bai Luoluo has no distractions, and he doesn't mind others clicking in his mind. This characteristic makes Bai Luoluo very popular in the system.

During the last mission, Qin Baichuan sat in Bai Luoluo's dormant compartment. He thought that when Bai Luoluo's system found that the object was wrong, it was like a bolt from the blue.He asked sadly: "Why did you suddenly change?"

Qin Baichuan asked strangely, "What's wrong with the replacement?"

The system was silent for a moment, but still couldn't hold back: "Can I eat melon seeds?"

Qin Baichuan was at a loss, thinking it was some kind of code, he said, "Eating melon seeds? What do you mean?"

The system said: "It's just eating melon seeds..."

Qin Baichuan still didn't understand, and simply said: "How did you get here in the past, you can do it now."——If he knew what would happen in the future, Qin Baichuan swore that he would never say these words.

The system was overjoyed with Qin Baichuan's permission, and started to continue drinking.

As an amateur, Qin Baichuan had never read the employee handbook, hadn't received training, and didn't even know the job number to ask the system, let alone the complaint channel.

Just like that, he was brainwashed by the clicking sound.

Bai Luoluo must have worked very hard. Qin Baichuan, who was buried by the clicking sound, thought painfully, his working environment is so bad, and there is no problem. It is because his Bai Luoluo is good enough. When he gets out, he must go early Let Bai Luoluo resign.

Of course, Qin Baichuan will probably never guess that when his beloved Bai Luoluo is at work, most of the time with the expression of (⊙v⊙) eating melon seeds with the system, polluting each other mentally.

Melon seeds are the true love of the system, in order to eat melon seeds, they will do anything...

Bai Luoluo, on the other hand, became a system killer. Almost every system had some problems with the AI ​​at the end of the mission, either because of a decline in IQ, or simply going back and rebuilding after returning.

This situation was noticed by the system headquarters, and the high-level systems were very incomprehensible, and they did not understand why these systems were not complained about.They even suspected that the system had intervened unnecessarily against the employee. However, after conducting a rigorous investigation, they were surprised to find that the employee was not only not intervened, but even began to sink together with the system.

"He's eating melon seeds too." The investigation system said, "He also chose the caramel flavor."

The leadership system was shocked and said, "Is he really human? Isn't human beings able to tolerate voices in their heads?"

The investigating system said in an envious tone: "Then he is probably a human being with extraordinary talents."

Leadership System: "..."

At this time, there is no law that prohibits eating melon seeds during work, because as long as I eat melon seeds, I will be easily complained.If there are more complaints, the quota of melon seeds will be lowered, which is more painful than rebuilding the system for the system.

The systems took advantage of this loophole, and Bai Luoluo became an out-and-out system killer while becoming Xiangmomo.

A system with stronger self-control can give Bai Luoluo some help while eating melon seeds, and a system with poor self-control will simply indulge in eating melon seeds. Looking at the delirious appearance, you can almost ask people who I am , the ultimate philosophical question of where do I come from and where do I go.Fortunately, there were no major mistakes in the last few worlds...

When they learned that Bai Luoluo had resigned from the Shehe Bureau, all the systems expressed their grief. They decided to use a day to commemorate this great employee. , That day was called, Bai Luo Luo Day.

Well, in order to eat melon seeds, the systems are obviously doing their best.

After resigning from the Shehe Bureau, Bai Luoluo didn't hear from the system for a long time.He thought he would cut off contact with them until a hot summer evening.

Someone knocked on Bai Luoluo's door, he went to open it, and saw a few people standing at his door.

There are men and women among these people, but without exception, they all look very beautiful, so beautiful that they hardly look like real people.

"Luo Luo." Someone called out first.

Bai Luoluo was at a loss, and said, "Who are you?"

"Do you still remember me? It's the melon seeds I recommended to you—" There was a tender-faced one who rushed over and hugged Bai Luoluo.

Bai Luoluo was dumbfounded, but from the key word melon seeds, he still guessed the identity of the person in front of him. He said in disbelief, "You are the system?"

"Yes, yes." Everyone agreed and said, "You resigned, and we all miss you very much. This time, we just come to Earth for a tour, so we organized a group to see you."

Bai Luoluo said: "Wow...you are really aliens." When he was working, he was thinking whether the technology of human beings has reached such a high level, as expected, there are foreign aids in it.

"It's an alien." A system said, "How are you doing now?"

Bai Luoluo nodded, and briefly introduced his life. He looked at a few people and said with a smile, "Since we're here, let's have a meal together?"

"Is it okay not to eat?" A system said, "We want to..."

Bai Luoluo probably guessed what they were thinking, and said helplessly, "Okay, I'll take you to buy some melon seeds, and then we can chat together, okay?"

The system cheers.

Then Bai Luoluo went to the dried fruit shop downstairs and bought more than 20 catties of melon seeds. Thinking that it should be enough, he brought them home and kneaded them with the systems.

That day, Qin Baichuan got home after eight o'clock, and when he opened the door, he heard a clicking sound that made his hair stand on end.But this wasn't the scariest thing. The scariest thing was that when he entered the room, he saw everyone limp with dementia on their faces, and Bai Luoluo with a wry smile.

Qin Baichuan said: "You...are you eating melon seeds?" I don't know, but I thought they were taking drugs by looking at their expressions.

Bai Luoluo said helplessly, "Yes."

Qin Baichuan said: "...Are you being silly?"

Bai Luoluo nodded.

Qin Baichuan said: "Then what should we do?"

Bai Luoluo sighed and said, "Wait, maybe tomorrow, they will be fine."

However, Qin Baichuan had a premonition, he felt that as long as there were no more melon seeds, this group of people would not do well.

Facts have proved that he is right, because where there are melon seeds, it is a paradise for the systems.

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