Did the anchor save the world today?
Chapter 12 The Beast God's Messenger 2
Gu Qi touched the jade wrench on his left hand, took out a book and handed it to Teng Dong: "I'm only bringing you one for now, and I can take care of it. When I bring more anchors with me in the future, I will take care of you." You need to improve your self-protection ability."
Teng Dong took the book and read it.
"Published by Great World Education Publishing House, approved by the Great World Textbook Approval Committee, Great World Education Curriculum Standard Experimental Textbook - "Preschool Education Handbook""
Teng Dong: "..."
It turns out that not only did he go to fake elementary school, he even went to fake preschool.
When Chaoguan's father spoke, he naturally had to obey. Teng Dong put away the "Preschool Education Handbook" and asked casually, "Have you graduated from Superguan?"
Gu Qi replied: "I haven't graduated yet, I'm still studying for a Ph.D."
Teng Dong: "..." I suddenly felt very ashamed and wanted to work hard and study hard.
When Teng Dong returned his attention to his live broadcast room, he realized that the anchor might be fake.The number of people in his live broadcast room hit a record high, with a million viewers, and Gu Nanshen was swiping all over the screen.
Chao Guanda can be the anchor by himself, and he sleeps in the live broadcast room, and there are probably people watching it.
【Anchor don't compare yourself with Gu Nan, you simply don't want to live if you compare with him.Hey, I think it’s been 300 years, and I’m still in the first year of high school, so I’m ashamed]
[Ashamed and ashamed, it has been 500 years since I was a freshman in high school. 】
[Is the one in the first year of high school in 300 provoking me? ? ? After 300 years of high school, you can already be considered a genius! ! ! 】
[Compared to Gu Nanshen, they are all idiots]
[You still want to compare with Gu Nan? 】
【Comparable to incomparable】
[Gu Nanshen was admitted to Central University with No.100 grades when he was more than 1 years old. He is only in his 320s now, and he is already studying for two majors at the same time. I am a mortal and can only worship]
【Give your knees】
【Give your knees】
【Keep in line, offer your knees】
【I don’t think I’ll be able to graduate from university in my life, let alone a Ph. D.】
[When I was still in junior high school, the thesis written by Gu Nanshen, who was the same age as me, had already been selected into the textbook]
When Teng Dong looked at Gu Qi again, Gu Qi was amused by the envy and jealousy in his eyes, so the superman stretched out his hand and patted Teng Dong's shoulder: "You are still at work .”
Teng Dong straightened his back immediately: "Yes."
Gu Qi looked at anchor Teng who suddenly got excited and ran out to chat with everyone in the live broadcast room, and shook his head helplessly.
While Teng Dong was interacting enthusiastically with the audience, someone in the live broadcast room suddenly pointed out that there seemed to be someone not far from Teng Dong.
[Right there, that green thing hanging on the tree over there! 】
[Did you read it wrong, isn’t there just a leaf? 】
【I think it's quite similar too, host, let's go and have a look】
Teng Dong followed the audience's instructions and looked behind him, but in his line of sight were only the various plants that were still colorful and strange in shape. Under the guidance of the audience, Teng Dong finally locked on to what they said, right behind him On the branch of a big tree tens of meters away.
A large dark green thing seemed to be lying on it, and at first glance it was integrated with the leaves, and it was completely indistinguishable.
"Compared to people, it's more like a bug from another world." Teng Dong said, but the audience had requests, so he satisfied them, changed direction, and walked under the tree.
When you get closer, you can feel the tallness of the trees. Teng Dong raised his head, his neck was sore and he couldn't see the tops of the trees behind the layers of branches and leaves, but the branch holding the lump of green didn't look tall from a distance, but it looked like it up close. There are also two storey heights.
Teng Dong, who can't fly or climb trees, can only look at the tree and sigh. As for Gu Qi, who should be able to get it... Chao Guan is his boss. How can he bother the other party with such a trivial matter? He still wants to please The boss got promoted and raised his salary as CEO to marry Bai Fumei.
When Teng Dong accompanied the audience to appreciate this distinctive green lump, it seemed that he heard the call from deep in his heart. The green lump on the tree moved by itself, turned over and fell from the tree.
There was a "bang" when it landed on the ground, making Teng Dong's shoulders subconsciously shrink, and it hurts just thinking about it.
Teng Dong walked forward cautiously. Before he left, he took a look at Gu Qi. Super Guan 007 stood a few steps behind him and didn't move, nor did he warn him of the danger.
Then... it should be... that is... there is no danger... right?
After all, the first article of the Great Universe Company's terms is "responsible for the anchor's life".
Before Teng Dong hesitated enough, the lump of green moved by itself again, and Teng Dong began to wonder if there was a green roundworm living in his stomach, and he could have some kind of intimate soul and spiritual communication with this lump of green.
When the lump of green turned around, Teng Dong and everyone in the live broadcast room were surprised.
That lump of green is not a strange bug, on the contrary, it is a person, his face is dirty, but just looking at a pair of eyes, you can feel that this person's appearance should not be too bad, he is wearing an animal skin coat , As for the fact that he was seen as a lump of green at first, it was because his whole body was dyed with a strange green.
"Heh...heh..." The man raised his eyelids with difficulty, and vaguely sensed someone in front of him. He seemed to want to say something, but his throat was like a leaky pocket, and he could only make a vague sound. A clear word could not be heard. Can't spit it out.
[Someone sent an excavator to Teng Dong, come and watch! 】
Teng Dong was a little confused by the huge gift that came suddenly.The gifts in the live broadcast room from expensive to cheap are: excavators, airplanes, sports cars, taxis, and tricycles.
When buying things before, Teng Dong roughly converted the exchange rate between the currency of the big universe and the RMB of the earth. An excavator is equivalent to about 6 RMB.
"Thank you local tyrants, thank you local tyrants." Teng Dong put on a smile immediately, the two dimples were particularly eye-catching on his face, ushered in another wave of carnival of taxis and tricycles.
[Help, save, anchor, I've given you a gift, save him quickly!I always feel that there must be some tearful story behind him, looking forward to it! 】
The audience is the parents of food and clothing, they said to save, then Teng Dong will save it even if he goes all out!
Teng Dong helped the person who had passed out again, and when he pulled, he found that the person was unexpectedly light and petite.
Teng Dong supported him and sat on the side of the tree trunk. Facing the current situation, he had a headache and didn't know what medicine to buy.
But he is not afraid, he has a live broadcast room, and he has the wisdom crystallization of thousands of viewers.
Among the audience's chatter, Teng Dong found that nearly [-]% of the people recommended him to buy "Preschool Xinjing Oral Liquid", so he opened the mall page and searched. A bottle only costs [-] universe coins , compared to the excavator worth [-] universe coins he just received, it is nothing worth mentioning.
So Teng Dong bought ten bottles at once, and if one bottle was not enough, he poured all ten bottles down to the person in front of him.
The express delivery was as good as ever. Teng Dong stood there and waited for a few minutes before the courier arrived. Unlike the cranes in the previous world, the couriers in this world were much bigger. When standing, they were about the same height as Teng Dong. It has sharp claws and a beak full of fangs, and it has no hair on its body.
Teng Dong didn't know what to call it, so he named it the animal that was closest to its image in his mind: pterosaur.
As expected of the primitive era, even the style of the courier is so bold and unrestrained.
The pterosaur threw the package it held in its paws in front of Teng Dong, rubbing its wings impatiently, its attitude was not as good as that of the red-crowned crane in the previous world.
It turns out that the courier service is also divided into small worlds.Fortunately, the product was not damaged. After grinding his teeth for a while, Teng Dong gave the courier a four-star rating. The pterosaur stared at Teng Dong for a long time, and all the hairs on Teng Dong's back stood on end. Grinning his teeth, Teng Dong changed it to five stars, and the courier flapped his wings contentedly and left.
Teng Dong: "..."
"I want to complain!" Teng Dong said to the live broadcast room, "With such a service attitude, the courier company will take jujube pills!"
The audience echoed one after another, saying that they would refuse the service of pterosaur couriers in the future.
Teng Dong put nine bottles of oral liquid into his pocket, and the remaining bottle was in his hand.
The oral liquid is packed in a white porcelain bottle. The porcelain bottle is very smooth to the touch, but the packaging is really eye-catching. There is a red and green trademark on it, and there is no pattern. It says "Preschool Xinjing Oral Liquid, DSJKFY certified, absolutely Add preservatives, 600-year-old genuine product, a time-honored brand in the world, it is curative for illness, injury, study irritability, irregular menstruation, and early menopause..."
Teng Dong suddenly thought of the coconut juice he drank back then. The artists of the two families must have a common language.
Pulling out the cork on it, a refreshing fragrance came. Teng Dong opened the mouth of the fainted man, pinched his chin to make him look up, and poured all the oral liquid into his mouth inside.
The curative effect that didn't match the packaging was simply shocking. Just as Teng Dong put away the empty bottle, the comatose person woke up and looked at him with piercing blue eyes.
"Uh..." Teng Dong looked up at the sky, "Good afternoon?"
"You saved me?" the man said, he was finally able to speak, but his voice was still a little hoarse.
"Probably." Teng Dong squatted down and asked, "Why are you here and fainted?"
The man smiled wryly, with a wordless pain in his eyes.
[Let me just say he has a story! 】
[Pull the small bench and sit down]
[I have prepared tissues]
[It seems to be back to the era when I was still chasing romance dramas]
[Don't swipe the screen, listen carefully! 】
The man moved his mouth, as if he was about to say something, but after seeing Teng Dong's face clearly, he asked another question: "Are you a female? Why are you in such a dangerous forest?"
Teng Dong rolled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing the animal pattern, and then pointed to Gu Qi, who had turned sideways and was reading some book in his hand since just now.
That person was stunned: "Yes, you are here, you must have your own male protection, I am worrying unnecessarily. Only I... was abandoned by my male..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded, and the gossip and sympathy made the audience's ears prick up.
Wow.Teng Dong smacked his lips in his heart, vaguely feeling that his rescue seems to have saved a large pot of blood.
Teng Dong took the book and read it.
"Published by Great World Education Publishing House, approved by the Great World Textbook Approval Committee, Great World Education Curriculum Standard Experimental Textbook - "Preschool Education Handbook""
Teng Dong: "..."
It turns out that not only did he go to fake elementary school, he even went to fake preschool.
When Chaoguan's father spoke, he naturally had to obey. Teng Dong put away the "Preschool Education Handbook" and asked casually, "Have you graduated from Superguan?"
Gu Qi replied: "I haven't graduated yet, I'm still studying for a Ph.D."
Teng Dong: "..." I suddenly felt very ashamed and wanted to work hard and study hard.
When Teng Dong returned his attention to his live broadcast room, he realized that the anchor might be fake.The number of people in his live broadcast room hit a record high, with a million viewers, and Gu Nanshen was swiping all over the screen.
Chao Guanda can be the anchor by himself, and he sleeps in the live broadcast room, and there are probably people watching it.
【Anchor don't compare yourself with Gu Nan, you simply don't want to live if you compare with him.Hey, I think it’s been 300 years, and I’m still in the first year of high school, so I’m ashamed]
[Ashamed and ashamed, it has been 500 years since I was a freshman in high school. 】
[Is the one in the first year of high school in 300 provoking me? ? ? After 300 years of high school, you can already be considered a genius! ! ! 】
[Compared to Gu Nanshen, they are all idiots]
[You still want to compare with Gu Nan? 】
【Comparable to incomparable】
[Gu Nanshen was admitted to Central University with No.100 grades when he was more than 1 years old. He is only in his 320s now, and he is already studying for two majors at the same time. I am a mortal and can only worship]
【Give your knees】
【Give your knees】
【Keep in line, offer your knees】
【I don’t think I’ll be able to graduate from university in my life, let alone a Ph. D.】
[When I was still in junior high school, the thesis written by Gu Nanshen, who was the same age as me, had already been selected into the textbook]
When Teng Dong looked at Gu Qi again, Gu Qi was amused by the envy and jealousy in his eyes, so the superman stretched out his hand and patted Teng Dong's shoulder: "You are still at work .”
Teng Dong straightened his back immediately: "Yes."
Gu Qi looked at anchor Teng who suddenly got excited and ran out to chat with everyone in the live broadcast room, and shook his head helplessly.
While Teng Dong was interacting enthusiastically with the audience, someone in the live broadcast room suddenly pointed out that there seemed to be someone not far from Teng Dong.
[Right there, that green thing hanging on the tree over there! 】
[Did you read it wrong, isn’t there just a leaf? 】
【I think it's quite similar too, host, let's go and have a look】
Teng Dong followed the audience's instructions and looked behind him, but in his line of sight were only the various plants that were still colorful and strange in shape. Under the guidance of the audience, Teng Dong finally locked on to what they said, right behind him On the branch of a big tree tens of meters away.
A large dark green thing seemed to be lying on it, and at first glance it was integrated with the leaves, and it was completely indistinguishable.
"Compared to people, it's more like a bug from another world." Teng Dong said, but the audience had requests, so he satisfied them, changed direction, and walked under the tree.
When you get closer, you can feel the tallness of the trees. Teng Dong raised his head, his neck was sore and he couldn't see the tops of the trees behind the layers of branches and leaves, but the branch holding the lump of green didn't look tall from a distance, but it looked like it up close. There are also two storey heights.
Teng Dong, who can't fly or climb trees, can only look at the tree and sigh. As for Gu Qi, who should be able to get it... Chao Guan is his boss. How can he bother the other party with such a trivial matter? He still wants to please The boss got promoted and raised his salary as CEO to marry Bai Fumei.
When Teng Dong accompanied the audience to appreciate this distinctive green lump, it seemed that he heard the call from deep in his heart. The green lump on the tree moved by itself, turned over and fell from the tree.
There was a "bang" when it landed on the ground, making Teng Dong's shoulders subconsciously shrink, and it hurts just thinking about it.
Teng Dong walked forward cautiously. Before he left, he took a look at Gu Qi. Super Guan 007 stood a few steps behind him and didn't move, nor did he warn him of the danger.
Then... it should be... that is... there is no danger... right?
After all, the first article of the Great Universe Company's terms is "responsible for the anchor's life".
Before Teng Dong hesitated enough, the lump of green moved by itself again, and Teng Dong began to wonder if there was a green roundworm living in his stomach, and he could have some kind of intimate soul and spiritual communication with this lump of green.
When the lump of green turned around, Teng Dong and everyone in the live broadcast room were surprised.
That lump of green is not a strange bug, on the contrary, it is a person, his face is dirty, but just looking at a pair of eyes, you can feel that this person's appearance should not be too bad, he is wearing an animal skin coat , As for the fact that he was seen as a lump of green at first, it was because his whole body was dyed with a strange green.
"Heh...heh..." The man raised his eyelids with difficulty, and vaguely sensed someone in front of him. He seemed to want to say something, but his throat was like a leaky pocket, and he could only make a vague sound. A clear word could not be heard. Can't spit it out.
[Someone sent an excavator to Teng Dong, come and watch! 】
Teng Dong was a little confused by the huge gift that came suddenly.The gifts in the live broadcast room from expensive to cheap are: excavators, airplanes, sports cars, taxis, and tricycles.
When buying things before, Teng Dong roughly converted the exchange rate between the currency of the big universe and the RMB of the earth. An excavator is equivalent to about 6 RMB.
"Thank you local tyrants, thank you local tyrants." Teng Dong put on a smile immediately, the two dimples were particularly eye-catching on his face, ushered in another wave of carnival of taxis and tricycles.
[Help, save, anchor, I've given you a gift, save him quickly!I always feel that there must be some tearful story behind him, looking forward to it! 】
The audience is the parents of food and clothing, they said to save, then Teng Dong will save it even if he goes all out!
Teng Dong helped the person who had passed out again, and when he pulled, he found that the person was unexpectedly light and petite.
Teng Dong supported him and sat on the side of the tree trunk. Facing the current situation, he had a headache and didn't know what medicine to buy.
But he is not afraid, he has a live broadcast room, and he has the wisdom crystallization of thousands of viewers.
Among the audience's chatter, Teng Dong found that nearly [-]% of the people recommended him to buy "Preschool Xinjing Oral Liquid", so he opened the mall page and searched. A bottle only costs [-] universe coins , compared to the excavator worth [-] universe coins he just received, it is nothing worth mentioning.
So Teng Dong bought ten bottles at once, and if one bottle was not enough, he poured all ten bottles down to the person in front of him.
The express delivery was as good as ever. Teng Dong stood there and waited for a few minutes before the courier arrived. Unlike the cranes in the previous world, the couriers in this world were much bigger. When standing, they were about the same height as Teng Dong. It has sharp claws and a beak full of fangs, and it has no hair on its body.
Teng Dong didn't know what to call it, so he named it the animal that was closest to its image in his mind: pterosaur.
As expected of the primitive era, even the style of the courier is so bold and unrestrained.
The pterosaur threw the package it held in its paws in front of Teng Dong, rubbing its wings impatiently, its attitude was not as good as that of the red-crowned crane in the previous world.
It turns out that the courier service is also divided into small worlds.Fortunately, the product was not damaged. After grinding his teeth for a while, Teng Dong gave the courier a four-star rating. The pterosaur stared at Teng Dong for a long time, and all the hairs on Teng Dong's back stood on end. Grinning his teeth, Teng Dong changed it to five stars, and the courier flapped his wings contentedly and left.
Teng Dong: "..."
"I want to complain!" Teng Dong said to the live broadcast room, "With such a service attitude, the courier company will take jujube pills!"
The audience echoed one after another, saying that they would refuse the service of pterosaur couriers in the future.
Teng Dong put nine bottles of oral liquid into his pocket, and the remaining bottle was in his hand.
The oral liquid is packed in a white porcelain bottle. The porcelain bottle is very smooth to the touch, but the packaging is really eye-catching. There is a red and green trademark on it, and there is no pattern. It says "Preschool Xinjing Oral Liquid, DSJKFY certified, absolutely Add preservatives, 600-year-old genuine product, a time-honored brand in the world, it is curative for illness, injury, study irritability, irregular menstruation, and early menopause..."
Teng Dong suddenly thought of the coconut juice he drank back then. The artists of the two families must have a common language.
Pulling out the cork on it, a refreshing fragrance came. Teng Dong opened the mouth of the fainted man, pinched his chin to make him look up, and poured all the oral liquid into his mouth inside.
The curative effect that didn't match the packaging was simply shocking. Just as Teng Dong put away the empty bottle, the comatose person woke up and looked at him with piercing blue eyes.
"Uh..." Teng Dong looked up at the sky, "Good afternoon?"
"You saved me?" the man said, he was finally able to speak, but his voice was still a little hoarse.
"Probably." Teng Dong squatted down and asked, "Why are you here and fainted?"
The man smiled wryly, with a wordless pain in his eyes.
[Let me just say he has a story! 】
[Pull the small bench and sit down]
[I have prepared tissues]
[It seems to be back to the era when I was still chasing romance dramas]
[Don't swipe the screen, listen carefully! 】
The man moved his mouth, as if he was about to say something, but after seeing Teng Dong's face clearly, he asked another question: "Are you a female? Why are you in such a dangerous forest?"
Teng Dong rolled up the sleeve of his left hand, revealing the animal pattern, and then pointed to Gu Qi, who had turned sideways and was reading some book in his hand since just now.
That person was stunned: "Yes, you are here, you must have your own male protection, I am worrying unnecessarily. Only I... was abandoned by my male..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly exploded, and the gossip and sympathy made the audience's ears prick up.
Wow.Teng Dong smacked his lips in his heart, vaguely feeling that his rescue seems to have saved a large pot of blood.
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