Did the anchor save the world today?

Every story king who loves "this has to start from XX years ago", and is in an old age where it is easy to read in pieces, usually brings a lengthy and stinky and long story like an old foot wrap. s story.

After the talk, the two even moved the chairs and sat down to talk slowly. The other elders in the room sat on the side, and whenever Goatee missed something, he hurriedly filled in the details.

Many viewers have already expressed in the barrage that they want to doze off after listening to it. Seeing that anchor Teng is still in high spirits, they feel ashamed.

【Dongdong is really a good example of respecting the old and loving the young】

[Dongdong must be very popular with the elderly, every time my parents and I were BALABALA, I couldn’t help but want to find the remote control to change the channel]

[Already fell asleep and woke up, haven't you finished yet? 】

[Anchor Teng is amazing, I feel dizzy]

[It is trivial to say that I have to accompany the leader to attend the meeting every day. I have summed up the essence of the whole story from a bunch of nonsense]

【6666 please tell me, I will play games after half listening】

[As expected of a warrior who participated in many meetings, he must be very good at making such summary notes! 】

【Wait and wait】

[Move out the bench and wait for the summary]

[This story can be summed up in one sentence: The Story of the Lenggong Prince's Upper Position]

[66666 clean and tidy]

[Simple and rough, I like it, very Dongdong and Gu Nanshen's style]

Teng Dong has also seen the summary in the barrage, and he agrees with this conclusion with both hands and feet. The story told by the goatee is indeed a drama about a cold prince successfully sitting on the throne.

Some people in this small world have the power of blood, which is different from ordinary people, and the power of the blood of the royal family is naturally the power of a real dragon. It is a pity that the current holy majesty was born with a very low mother status, and he himself does not have the power of blood , his mother passed away not long after giving birth to him, and he was thrown into the cold palace. He lived a life of being bullied and neglected. Those powerful princes even treated the cold prince like a beast.

A poor little boy with a bumpy childhood.

As for the ending, it was the prince of the Lenggong who defeated a group of his brothers, inspired the power of the pure golden dragon, and successfully sat on the throne.

It just sounds very inspirational, no matter what methods the prince uses, he is still an awesome person to be able to sit in this seat.

The key is that there are two other people in this story, one is Bi Haolin and the other is Xu Xinxin.

The one surnamed Xu is a girl, the niece of this goatee. Their Xu family is a family with a big surname. Currently there is a prime minister in the ruling and opposition parties, and Xu Xinxin is the daughter of this prime minister.

And this one named Bi Haolin is an imperial chef of the imperial kitchen, and also the true love of the Holy Majesty.

"Back when the sage came to our Xu family to propose marriage, he didn't mention this Yuchu Bi. The prime minister also liked the talent of the sage, and promised him Xinxin, which was very helpful to him along the way. But the sage finally sat on the throne. Not to mention the position of empress, even the harem didn't allow Xinxin to treat her, so she was sent home directly, and gave that empress ceremony to that Bi Yuchu." Goatee frowned and sighed deeply when he said this , "It is said that being with you is like being with a tiger. It's because my Xu family doesn't know people well. Later, the Xu family was suppressed again and again, and only the prime minister lived in fear every day in the court."

"That Yuchu Bi..." Another bald old man shook his head, "I live in the capital all year round, and he often comes to find Xinxin when he has nothing to do, and tells her that you are the queen, and sometimes treats her like a queen. Seeing Xinxin utter wild words and say... nonsensical words, but every time it is our Xu family and Xinxin who are unlucky, hey..."

"Now we have no other choice, so we dare to tell Mr. Teng these words." The goatee bowed to Teng Dong again, "Since we sat on the throne, the Holy Majesty has strictly forbidden us to say a word about Bi Yuchu... In front of the imperial chef, one must praise how outstanding he is and how he is on par with the Holy One."

Someone next to him added: "Once that Huang Yushi said something extra, thieves broke into the house at night and his tongue was cut off... Everyone knows that it was actually done by the Holy One."

"Xinxin is at home now, and she doesn't even dare to go out of the room. During the years she was with the Holy One, she faced the Holy One's abusive words every day. Every time Bi Yuchu came to make trouble, it was always her who was unlucky. Now she is even worse. I'm afraid the Holy One will round her up and flatten her when he thinks about it."

"Besides, there are a few girls in the family. They are more beautiful. Bi Yuchu praised a few of these girls when they met each other. Which one of these girls married a good family? There was also a girl who was ruined when she went to pilgrimage. ...and finally committed suicide..."

The old people here say something to each other, these words seem to have been held in their hearts for a long time, and now they have finally found a place to vent, and they have cleaned up the two or three things about the current emperor and Bi Yuchu. All kinds of gossip forums come poorly.

Teng Dong: "..." This kind of emperor, how come no one rebels, is it kept for the New Year?

"I heard that when the Holy Majesty was still in limbo, Bi Yuchu took good care of him, that's why the Holy Majesty cared so much about him."

"The children of other people's families are not human anymore? Xinxin is kind-hearted. Didn't she go to deliver meals and clothes to the Holy One several times back then? How come the Holy Majesty looks at Xinxin differently."

"If there is a chance, I really want to spit on the Holy Majesty's face."

"There's also Bi Yuchu, who has harmed so many daughters and doesn't know how to restrain himself. If I had a son like him, I would have broken his legs long ago!"

When it came to getting angry, a few old people got together and criticized the foolish sage and Bi Yuchu who was spoiled by him so lawlessly.

【...66666】

[Since watching Dongdong's live broadcast, I have full confidence in myself. I can guarantee that I can not only be a qualified marshal, but also a sage emperor]

[Then why are they looking for anchor Teng? Do they want to overthrow the emperor's rule? 】

【Wow, it's good if it's true, if you overthrow them, Dongdong will also make an emperor! 】

Teng Dong: "..." Thank you for your love, he still thinks being an anchor is more interesting than being an emperor.

"A few days ago, Bi Yuchu disappeared, leaving only a note saying that he was going home." The goatee finally returned to the topic, "The Holy One was furious, and the entire Guangming Temple was surrounded a few days ago. The monks in the entire temple were burned to death, and those who had disrespected Bi Yuchu a few days ago were all dragged away by the Holy One. Especially the maid who once saved the life of a prime minister's wife in the palace She said that the Holy Majesty was furious in the imperial study room, and said with a grim face, "Bi Haolin, you are doing well. Since you asked me to be a sage monarch, then I will destroy this world for you. Without you, what is the world?" Meaning!’ If that’s the case, I’m afraid it won’t be long before the Prime Minister will be responsible for this. The Prime Minister is about to leave the capital with his family, and we want to ask Mr. Teng to help us take care of the Prime Minister’s family.”

Teng Dong: "It's easy to talk about. If there is a need for me, I will try my best to help."

"This old man is here to thank Mr. Teng." The goatee got up and bowed to the end.

Teng Dong hurriedly stopped him from bending over, and helped him to sit down again: "However, what are you going to do after you escape, I'm afraid His Majesty will not let you go easily?"

The goatee stroked his beard: "Our ancestors used to live in the Western Regions, and later settled here. The Prime Minister is planning to feign death and escape. How much time can be delayed, when the time comes, we will take the village back to the Western Regions."

When he said this, the goatee showed an expression of "finally I don't have to accompany that mentally retarded emperor to celebrate and tell everyone".

After making an appointment with them, Teng Dong left the meeting hall, and those old men got together again, presumably to discuss how they would go to the Western Regions.

Teng Dong: "...not only do I always encounter dog blood along the way, but there must also be mental retardation in the dog blood... I feel sorry for myself."

[A wave of distressed anchors with strength]

【Distressed Distressed】

【Ha ha ha distressed】

【Laughing while feeling distressed】

[I am Sister Conspiracy, and I have conspiracy theories again. Hey, tell me, that Bi Yuchu left a message saying that he wanted to go home and ran away. Could he not be from this small world?If he really wants to go home, according to how much the mentally retarded emperor dotes on him, he will definitely allow it, maybe he will go back with him, but what if this home is not in this small world? 】

【Thinking and fearful】

[Thinking about it this way, it's very possible, maybe this Bi Yuchu knew that the mentally retarded emperor would become prosperous in the future, so he helped him early? 】

[Suddenly feel that the emperor is really pitiful. I have the ability and scheming. Bi Yuchu, who hugged him because he knew he had golden thighs, became mentally retarded.]

[I think he should be mentally handicapped, otherwise how could he say something like destroying the world]

[Let's go deeper into the conspiracy theory. If Bi Yuchu didn't exist, according to Goatee's words, Xu Xinxin would deliver meals and clothes. Then the mentally handicapped sage later came to marry Xu Xinxin, so he must be full of Xu Xinxin in his heart. Look at him Bi Yuchu is so kind to Bi Yuchu in this world where most people don't accept homosexuality, let alone spoiling Xu Xinxin who everyone agrees with... Xu Xinxin will definitely not provoke those girls everywhere, nor will she have conflicts with the emperor and leave home Running away or something...]

[Fuck, it turns out that this is a bloody story about a time-traveling man who steals the role of the heroine, and it also involves a bunch of innocent passers-by and girls]

[Dongdong, if you have a chance, please help me find this time-traveling man, I will give him a set of [-]th company! 】

Teng Dong: "It's amazing my audience, back then they still didn't know what routines were, but now they can sum up routines by themselves."