After being teleported to the wrong world by the Lord God

The next day Su Jie appeared in front of Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou with a sleepy face.

Although Hua Manlou was blind, he was strangely able to perceive the state of everything around him. He didn't look like a blind man at all. He poured a cup of tea and put it in front of Su Jie and asked with concern, "But didn't you rest well last night?"

Su Jie took a sip from the teacup, and said casually, "I slept soundly at first, but in the middle of the night, two banshees/fairies broke into the next room one after another, wanting to have an in-depth discussion with someone about whether it was hard or not, so I just woke up and couldn't sleep."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Hua ManLou laughed: "Lu XiaoFeng is indeed very popular with girls."

At this moment, Shangguan Danfeng came in, and she wanted to take them to the city in a carriage, and then Lu Xiaofeng would go to find Uncle Guisun, and then through Uncle Guisun, he would find Dazhi Datong who is said to know everything.

Shangguan Xue'er also followed, and she looked at Su Jie with some disappointment: "Are you leaving?"

Su Jie beckoned to her, and when Shangguan Xue'er walked in front of him, she patted her head again: "Did Lu Xiaofeng bully you last night?"

Shangguan Xue'er rolled her eyes, grabbed his sleeve and said aggrievedly: "Yes, he is a big villain, and even took off my clothes, you have to make decisions for me."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Hua Manlou: "..."

Shangguan Feiyan: "..."

Su Jie looked at her with a smile that was not a smile: "When I come back, I will ask Lu Xiaofeng to buy you bunches of candied haws to apologize to you."

Shangguan Xue'er opened her eyes wide in disbelief: "That's it?"

Su Jie raised her eyebrows: "Not enough? Then two strings."

Shangguan Xueer stomped her feet angrily: "I don't like eating candied haws!"

Su Jie hummed, and said lightly: "Three skewers, no more, you will get tooth decay if you eat too much."

Shangguan Xueer: "..."

Su Jie withdrew her hand: "Little girl, you are really lying to me this time. I don't like your coquettish way. Next time, you can either deceive me or be good, otherwise I won't like you."

Shangguan Xue'er was silent for a while, then said awkwardly: "We agreed on three bunches of candied haws, but I don't want Lu Xiaofeng to buy them, I want you to buy them for me."

Su Jie sighed: "I have no money."

Hua Manlou said softly, "Three strings of candied haws Hua can still help."

Sitting in the carriage covered with flowers, Princess Danfeng smiled sweetly: "Xue'er seems to like Mr. Su very much."

Su Jie said indifferently: "Not as good as Lu Xiaofeng."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and smiled wryly: "Brother Su, stop mocking me, I really didn't know it was Xue'er who came in last night."

Throwing the flowers out of the car one by one, Su Jie smiled: "So I just let you buy three bunches of candied haws to coax her. After all, if you were willing to coax her earlier, she wouldn't use this Find a way to prove that you are an "adult"."

Shangguan Danfeng let out a clear and sweet laugh: "I didn't expect Mr. Su to be such a kind person."

Su Jie: "She's just a child."

Shangguan Danfeng shook her head: "If you really treat her like a child, you are wrong. Sometimes even I can't tell which of her words is true and which is false."

Su Jie said seriously: "Maybe you are too stupid?"

Shangguan Danfeng: "..."

Seeing Shangguan Danfeng's ugly face, Su Jie felt that it was time to give full play to the character set of "Lianxiang Xiyu" given by the other party. He blinked and added: "I'm sorry, I meant that she might be smarter than you."

Shangguan Danfeng: "..."

Hua Manlou smiled and stepped forward to smooth things over for Su Jie: "The car has stopped, let's get off, thank you princess for seeing me off."

The three got out of the carriage and watched the carriage leave. Lu Xiaofeng asked Su Jie puzzledly: "You don't seem to like her very much?"

Su Jie sneered: "You think too much. I just don't like being treated as a fool. She hinted that I, Shangguan Xueer, can't be trusted. Is she really trustworthy? At least Shangguan Xueer didn't tell me half-heartedly about her. Not at all."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard: "Maybe she just did it unintentionally."

Su Jie looked at Lu Xiaofeng, and suddenly showed a gentle smile: "I just like innocent people like you, otherwise how can I bring out my wit?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

"And," Su Jie said mercilessly, "I guess Princess Danfeng thinks so too."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Hua Manlou laughed, he found that it was always easy to laugh when he was with Su Jie, this is really a very interesting person, the last person who made him feel this way was Lu Xiaofeng.

But soon he restrained his smile and frowned and said, "I feel that many people are watching us."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly: "You are wrong, everyone on the street is looking at us, to be precise, they are looking at Su Jie."

Hua Manlou understood, and then regretted, "It's a pity that I'm blind, so I can't appreciate Brother Su's demeanor with my own eyes."

Hearing the teasing in his words, Su Jie shook her head solemnly: "How can it be a pity, people in the world are easily confused by appearances and ignore the essence, and I also hope that someone can see my pure and beautiful heart."

Hua Manlou: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him in shock, feeling that he almost didn't know the words "pure and beautiful".

Uncle Guisun is also a friend of Lu Xiaofeng. Lu Xiaofeng always has many strange and capable friends. Uncle Guisun is one of them. He goes to brothels, gambling houses and taverns all the year round. After squandering all the money, he waits for others to redeem him. , Jiang Taigong's fishing volunteers will naturally come to people who are looking for Dazhi Datong, and only he knows where Dazhi Datong is.

But before finding Uncle Guisun, they first met the honest monk, who was also Lu Xiaofeng's friend.Lu Xiaofeng is indeed a man with many wonderful friends, and his three views are obviously not too righteous. After learning that the honest monk went to find a famous prostitute named Ouyang Qing last night, instead of being surprised, he laughed and said that the monk and the famous prostitute are a good match. "Being a monk for a day hits the clock for a day", and "Being a prostitute for a day hits a monk for a day".

Su Jie looked at the glorious Huamanlou beside him and suddenly said, "Fortunately, you are Huamanlou."

Hua Manlou was startled: "Why did you say that?"

Su Jie smiled slightly: "Otherwise, I would have to worry about whether you would be misled by Lu Xiaofeng. Sure enough, it is not unreasonable for many people to say that he is an asshole."

After the honest monk left, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to find Ouyang Qing, Su Jie shook his head: "I won't go to the brothel."

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, then he thought of something and gave a narrow smile: "Why? Have you never been to a brothel?"

Su Jie showed a sarcastic expression: "If I go to the brothel, will I go to the female ticket or be the female ticket?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at him for a moment, unable to refute at all: "...I think what you said makes sense."

Hua Manlou's hand shaking the fan paused, then shook his head with a broken smile, and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "In that case, I'll accompany Brother Su and wait for you outside."

Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly, "That's fine."

Su Jie and Hua Manlou sat down and waited in a tavern opposite Shiqingyuan. After a while, Lu Xiaofeng came out with a sloppy man. The man's eyes straightened when he saw Su Jie, and he sighed for a long time: " It's a pity that it's a man!" Then he turned his eyes and looked at Lu Xiaofeng with a smile and said maliciously: "With such a beautiful woman, no wonder you wanted to reject Ouyang Qing just now, even if you tell me that you like a man now, I will believe it. "

Lu Xiaofeng froze, and said dumbfoundingly: "Don't talk nonsense, otherwise if Brother Su wants to beat you later, I won't help you."

Uncle Guisun smiled: "You will definitely help me, otherwise who will take you to find Dazhi Datong?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed helplessly, shook his head with a wry smile and stopped talking.

Su Jie chuckled lightly: "Why should I beat him? If Lu Xiaofeng really likes me, it not only shows that he has a good vision, but also proves that I am extremely charming. Even the vagabond Lu Xiaofeng would bow down to my knees. Thinking about it, it's quite interesting." A sense of accomplishment?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Uncle Guisun was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Haha, interesting and interesting! It's been a long time since I, Mr. Sun, met such an interesting person. Lu Xiaofeng's friends are indeed very interesting."

Su Jie frowned slightly: "Who said I was Lu Xiaofeng's friend?"

Uncle Guisun showed surprise: "Isn't it?"

Lu Xiaofeng also said: "I also thought we were already friends."

Su Jie struggled for a while, and finally nodded: "Okay, from now on." After all, no one can survive alone in this world without any bondage. Lu Xiaofeng is a good person, and he would be a good friend after all.

Hua Manlou, who had been listening quietly with a smile, said, "Lu Xiaofeng has another friend today, and in the future there will be another person who can drink with him."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Not bad."

Su Jie shook her head: "Then you will be disappointed, I don't drink."

Lu Xiaofeng showed a look of surprise, one must know that even Ximen Fuxue, who is as meticulous as Ximen Fuxue, would drink alcohol occasionally, and he is also an expert in brewing wine. For a man who does not drink, it is somewhat incomprehensible to him: "Why?"

Su Jie clasped his hands under his chin, and there was a faint smile on his face: "I once met a wine master whose skill in brewing wine was unrivaled, but he was a lunatic. I will never forget the taste of wine, and I will never want to drink any wine for the rest of my life."

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng immediately put down his wine glass with great interest, his eyes lit up: "Where is that bartender now? If he can drink this kind of unparalleled wine, he will die without regret."

Su Jie said indifferently: "Dead, I killed it."

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

Su Jie sighed lightly: "I can't help it. In order to continue to be a person, I can only kill him before he drives me crazy."

Drunk life dream city, it is really a task world that makes him have more psychological shadow area than he can ask for, there is not a drop of water in the whole city, rivers are wine, lakes are wine, even the rain in the sky is wine.The lord of the city is a pervert who hides behind the scenes and loves to play with people's hearts. He can use all unimaginable things to make wine.All kinds of extreme emotions, such as seven emotions and six desires, have been tasted in the wine. The joy is so overwhelming, the anger is so devastating, the joy is so intoxicated, and the grief is so hopeless. It's not far from the collapse of my will and the complete madness.I have long neglected the task, and after being cornered, I can only unite with the few remaining samsara who are still awake, and with the determination to perish together, I found the city lord and killed him after destroying half of the Drunken Dream City.

Since then he has seen wine as poison.

Lu Xiaofeng also sighed, and waved his hands: "Forget it, if you don't drink, you don't drink bars. The world says that I, Lu Xiaofeng, know a lot of strange friends, and it wouldn't be surprising to have another friend who doesn't drink."

Hua Manlou said softly, "It's not a bad idea to replace wine with tea."

Su Jie: "Although I don't drink anymore, I accidentally obtained the secret wine-making skills from that lunatic, and now I have learned a little bit. When I am free, I will brew a few kinds, please try them."

"Okay!" Lu Xiaofeng clapped his palms in response: "If a gentleman says a word, it's hard to catch a horse. I'll be waiting for brother Su's good wine, don't make me wait too long."