Idol is poisonous

Jian Chengyuan: "If you can't think of it now, go back and write a review after today. The content must include just biting me, yesterday, and the day before yesterday. After you finish writing, hand it to me in person."

Lian Xiao: "???"

Wait a minute, when such a big thing happened, Brother Jian's first thought was to ask someone else to write a review!If the movie star comes out passively in the eyes of the public because of this stupid behavior, then it's over!

"Brother Jian, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened just now!!!" He deliberately said in a super loud voice: "I just broke up with my girlfriend this morning, and I was thinking about her all the time. wisdom!!!"

Jian Chengyuan: "You don't have a girlfriend."

Lian Xiao: "..."

Brother Jane, wake up.

Staring at the notepad all night long, his mind was wandering.

G77 climbed out of the cage and squatted down a little behind the notepad: "I told you to be wary of Jian Chengyuan, he has ulterior motives."

"?" After Shenyou came back, Lian Xiao said helplessly, "It's obviously Brother Jian who should be wary of me."

He panicked to death, not knowing what to do next, what to do to save him.Sister Liu asked him to stay in the room and not act rashly. He tried his best to restrain himself from wandering around the room. It was useless, but he was really anxious.

Lian Xiao: "77, help me calculate how much negative impact Brother Jian will suffer."

G77 was silent for a moment, then said, "Very little."

Lian Xiao: "Really? Why this result? Coming out of the closet is devastating to a star's career."

G77: "In the online world, information is easy to spread and extinguish, and no one in the banquet hall has mobile phones and other equipment that may be used for sneak shots. The fact that it is only spread by word of mouth will not affect anything, unless Jian Chengyuan admits it himself."

Lian Xiao: "Don't add extra things at the end of the sentence."

G77: "This is the biggest uncontrollable factor. In comparison, you should pay more attention to the possible impact on your future."

The little hamster stood upright, returning to its original appearance for a long time. The square-headed little robot followed Lianxiao's arm to his shoulder and sat down, with his head hanging down and his hands in his arms, shaking his calves.

"Are you worried about me?" Lian Xiao rubbed his eyes, rubbed away some emotions that were not suitable for carrying for a long time, and touched the small robot the size of a palm, "It's not an irreparable disaster."

It was indeed a relatively big trouble, and it made his mind very confused, but it was not enough to make the alien friends so worried.

He took the G77 off, put his thumb on the little robot's chest, and hugged each other with both hands.

G77: "At first, please help me find the energy core. I don't intend to put you in any dangerous situation. I will use all my functions to help you get out of trouble."

G77, through novels and partial information on the Internet, believes that this kind of incident in the entertainment industry is very serious. If it hadn’t been for the encounter between him and Lian Xiao, today’s incident would not have happened. In addition, confusion is the original sin. As long as Jane is big If one is not happy, the whole night may be lost forever.

Lian Xiao said seriously: "It's not that serious, don't get excited."

He comforted G77 with all kinds of words. This alien friend was always worried that Jian Chengyuan would go crazy and do unreasonable things. He didn't know when Brother Jian left him a shadow. The problem was obviously caused by him... But My friends are so happy to protect themselves.Lian Xiao put the little guy who didn't want to change into another shape because of his bad mood and put it next to the pencil case, and took a small hand towel as a quilt for it.

Someone opened the door from the outside.

It was Teddy who had the key card of Lianxiao's room. He walked in and was about to speak. Lianxiao put his finger on his lips to ask him not to speak too loudly. Someone was resting in the room, so they went out to talk.

Teddy looked left and right: "Is there anyone? How can there be anyone but us?"

"Is something wrong?" Lian Xiao asked.The two came near the window in the corridor, and Teddy frowned, paying close attention to Lianxiao's status frequently.

"Are you all right?" Teddy asked. "What the hell were you thinking? Can't help it?"

Lian Xiao: "I don't know how to answer you, because I didn't think about anything at the time."

Teddy hugged him: "You write your self-criticism carefully, and nothing will happen."

"I've never written a self-criticism." Speaking of this, Lian Xiao couldn't help expressing his incomprehension, "Brother Jian actually asked me to write a self-criticism. Shouldn't the correct way be to explain it to everyone?"

"If you're worried about gossip, there's no need for it. If we really want to press this matter down, it won't take much effort." Teddy said, "We've all called Brother Jian an old cadre, and the review paper is nothing."

"Have you ever written before?"

"It seems that Liu Qi is the only one who hasn't written it."

Even the night was shocked.

The veteran cadres are so stable!

"After writing the review, Brother Jian will tell you how to optimize it according to your level of introspection on the incident. Don't worry, Brother Jian is not a bad person except for being a little scary. Today is my birthday, so be happy. Remember to be careful? Hehe , I have already confessed to her, and I will wait for her to respond to me online, and then I plan to fly to the city where she is, and come back tomorrow morning, my friend must sincerely congratulate me at this time."

"Congratulations! But I'm not sad, so you don't have to worry about it."

"Hmm..." Teddy looked at Lian Xiao, "But you seem to be in a bad state."

Lian Xiao touched his face in surprise.

The phone rang several times in a row, and Teddy was so excited that he clicked on the little boy's profile picture.

[Be careful: Idiot, dad is a pure man. 】

[Be careful: Install a voice changer to try fishing, but there is a really stupid X who takes the bait, and wants to send it a thousand miles away, so I won’t accompany you to pretend it, disgusting stuff. 】

[Be careful: Shemale suggests playing with yourself, anyway, you can be a boy and a girl for a while, hahahahaha! 】

There are also several unsightly and insulting messages below, and a real photo of myself is attached.

Lian Xiao: "..."

Teddy: "..."

"It's too much, you are so unlucky to meet such a malicious guy." Lian Xiao patted his friend on the back and comforted him softly, "Don't be sad for this kind of person."

"I have been flirting with such a greasy wretched man." Teddy was about to collapse, "Oh my god, his hairline is almost running to the back of his head!"

Lianxiao turned off the communication software: "Don't look at it, such a wretched person, the more you look at it, the more disgusting it becomes."

Teddy: "I like her so much!"

Lian Xiao: "She doesn't exist."

"He's right. Sometimes I feel disgusted when I look at myself." Teddy murmured with a shattered face, "Don't you think? Lian, look at me."

"You're too emotional, and you're starting to doubt yourself." Lian Xiao said earnestly, "Why do you ask me to look at you? It's true that sometimes I feel uncomfortable for a short time. After all, my aesthetics are earthy and vulgar, but we You are a friend, and you are not hurting the world. Everyone will have a habit or persistence in dealing with life on their own, which is not always pleasing to the eye. If I can’t accept it, we won’t become friends. I suggest you don’t take other people’s things too much Take it seriously at first glance, and calmness is not a quality that everyone has."

Teddy's eyes were full of tears: "Xiao Lian, I suspect that you are a power bank."

Lian Xiao suddenly thought of Brother Jian running to him to "recharge" several times, and laughed: "Maybe it's true."

"Okay, I'll clean up my mood." Teddy felt better, "Walk with me?"

"it is good."

Teddy bid farewell to Lian Xiao, and on the way back to the banquet hall, Xiao Gan sent another message.The other party was probably very proud of his feat of hurting another person, so he uttered obscenities, which made Teddy fly into a rage, and scolded him across the air while holding his mobile phone.He was glad that at least he didn't rush to buy the morning flight just now, but now he just feels regretful that he could have taught the other party an unforgettable lesson face to face.

"what are you doing?"

"It's just my 'girlfriend' who hurts, she's of such poor quality, she cheats and swears hard."

"Girlfriend, aren't you GAY?"

"!" Teddy opened his mouth wide and turned his head. First he saw Lian Xiao who didn't dare to say anything, and then he saw Zhou Zhiming with a surprised face beside him. He thought it was over.

Zhou Zhiming stared at him closely: "Are you cheating on the marriage?"

A boudoir combining Chinese and Western styles, a secret base for a small team.

There are many things in the boudoir, but the room is not big, and the windows are not too big, so the sunlight can't shine in very well. If the room is not used often, there will be a stuffy smell inside.Teddy couldn't help pinching his throat, always feeling that the room was extremely stuffy today.

On the way here, he spent a lot of time explaining to Zhou Zhiming what he had done with his petite heart. During the period, Lian Xiao also helped to say a few words, and then confessed the reasons and consequences of pretending to be gay.After that, Zhou Zhiming sat by the bed, looking at him and Lian Xiao who were by the window from a distance, with a dull expression, and didn't talk to them for a long time.

This is the saddest birthday ever, Teddy thought, no one else to blame.

"If it can make you not so angry with me..." Teddy said cautiously: "I didn't want to pretend to be GAY at first, I just put on a GAY and GAY exquisite BOY image for myself, but then I just... I didn't mean to tease you on purpose."

Zhou Zhiming didn't speak.

Teddy: "Are you angry with me, or are you still angry with Lian?"

Lian Xiao blinked.

"I've never been angry with Xiao Lian." Zhou Zhiming glanced at Lian Xiao with a deep expression, "I just can't help being envious of him."

Beginners with no complicated ideas, just be friends with idols without any other thoughts, and then develop feelings naturally.It really made him envious and jealous.

Lian Xiao: "You don't have any other thoughts."

It's nice to be praised suddenly, but the content of the compliment makes him feel weird.

"You really can't see it?" Zhou Zhiming curled his lips, "Brother Jian is the golden melon that everyone in the entertainment industry wants to catch home, and I am no exception. I want to sleep with him, and I want to rely on him so that I will never have to work hard again." , just with the identity of Brother Jian's lover, even if he has no achievements, he can still be sought after and flattered by countless people, so I became a fan of Brother Jian, extremely poisonous, "I am your fan" in this sentence It's a handy pass in circles."

"Anyway, you are so cowardly, you only dare to yell, but you dare not do it." Teddy said: "If you don't do it, you don't have it. In the end, you are just a non-aggressive poisonous one."

Zhou Zhiming cast an angry look.

Lian Xiao: "This is the thought that most people will have when they see high-quality similar people."

Zhou Zhiming looked WTF: "Someone wants to hook your man, are you not angry at all?"

"Brother Jian's nickname of veteran cadre is not for nothing. If he is really attracted to someone, that person must be very special." Lian Xiao raised his hand seriously, "What is 'your man'?"

At this moment, Teddy's cell phone rang, and the petite man was attacking frantically again. Teddy took a deep breath, and endured the irritability to reply a few messages. Suddenly, Zhou Zhiming snatched the phone.

"Didn't anyone tell you that it's impolite to use your phone all the time when you're talking to others?" Zhou Zhiming glared at Teddy, and looked down at the constant swearing on the screen, "This is the one who loves you" Girlfriend'? You can also have that kind of demand for this kind of thing? Huh, you have to suffer!"

Teddy spread his hands helplessly: "When she is in love, she is really cute. I like her very much. When there is love, there will be desire at the same time, but she has a way to test the persistence of her boyfriend. She suggested to do this with me, and I agreed. Okay. Well, it’s true that I did it on my own, and I have no doubts about using other people’s photos and identities to deceive me. Now that I think about it, I’m a wretched man, but if I’m a minor, I’ll be miserable.” At least in the end, it's just that I was disgusted, and it was better than falling into tears behind bars.

Zhou Zhiming cursed mentally retarded, turned on the microphone and recorded an extremely vicious curse, and sent it to blackmail in one go.

He threw the phone back to Teddy: "You know what a real person is, what are you doing with your number, idiot."

Lian Xiao followed suit and nodded.

The mobile phone hit Teddy's chest, and it hurt. Teddy touched the place where it was hit, but couldn't help laughing on his face.

Zhou Zhiming: "Laughing fart, straight men's clothes are gay, thank you for coming up with such a mentally retarded idea."

Teddy: "I don't want to sleep with a celebrity boss."

"If it doesn't work, it's over."

"There is a lot of smoke and smoke in the circle. I want to try to avoid too much interaction with those people. It is effective to make myself look like a harmless buffoon."

"No matter what circle you want to be alone, it's just a dream."

"I don't want to be squeezed out by stage dreamers who are like tigers. Makeup artists are the second most convenient springboard career after celebrity assistants, for those people."

"It's not enough if the technology is strong."

"I'm not skilled enough."

Zhou Zhiming sneered: "You are a rookie, you are a rookie and a coward."

Teddy: "You too."

Lian Xiao reached out and touched Teddy's head, and then Zhou Zhiming's.

Zhou Zhiming: "What are you doing! How old are you, you actually touch your head!"

Lian Xiao: "Touch your head to express comfort. It would be even better if you can have another cup of hot tea."

Zhou Zhiming: "Did I say that I need to be comforted? Did I show the expression that I need to be comforted?"

Lian Xiao: "It's exposed."

Teddy nodded: "Well, obviously."

Zhou Zhiming: "..."

Zhou Zhiming hugged Lian Xiao and yelled at the latter's head, Lian Xiao yelled, and then Teddy joined in.Ah, Xiao Lian won't be angry anyway, so he can do some private work, just like petting a cat when he is in a bad mood is good for his physical and mental health.

Teddy: "Do you want to eat hot pot?"

The masturbation ended abruptly.

Zhou Zhiming: "You treat me."

"I'm a birthday star, okay, go now? I want to eat hot pot."

"I'll eat slightly spicy food. By the way, Brother Jian and Sister Liu are discussing the handling of this matter with Zhou Xing. Is it okay if Zhou Zhiming doesn't come over?"

Jian Chengyuan, Liu Qi, and Zhou Xing were discussing in Jian Chengyuan's room.Zhou Xing made a few phone calls, and then switched to sending messages. After a while, he glared at the phone angrily: "Zhou Zhiming, this guy, actually went to eat hot pot and didn't want to come over!"

Liu Qi frowned: "Can today's meeting continue?"

"No problem, if he is not present, I will be the first decision-maker." Zhou Xing said, but still cursed angrily, "How can I cooperate with this kind of person!"

"I also want to ask, how did you become friends." Liu Qi said, "You two have very different personalities."

It's really unimaginable for a straight man like Zhou Xing, who is frightened when he sees a homosexual nympho, to be able to work closely with Kidd's straightforward Zhou Zhiming.

"I have been a neighbor and classmate for many years, and naturally the intersection has deepened." Zhou Xing thought of something, and a smile appeared on his face, "I was a school bully since I was a child, and Zhou Zhiming was a four-eyed fool with good grades. If it weren't for him , I definitely can't become a director. I guess I will still worry about my incompetence because I didn't study hard. But that guy Zhou Zhiming is always thinking too much, and he often suddenly thinks a lot and suddenly falls into self-loathing. He has not become that kind Disgusting promiscuous monsters, I have a share of the credit. We are all people with many flaws, but at least we haven't taken any terrible detours. Friendship really works, right?"

Jian Chengyuan smiled.

"Of course, when he comes back from eating hot pot, I will definitely spray him bloody. Don't waste time, let's talk about business." Zhou Xing put his hands on the table, his expression became serious, "Brother Jian, today How do you plan on this matter? I don't think you are particularly disgusted, which makes me have a bad feeling. "

Jian Chengyuan: "How much can you accept?"

Zhou Xing: "How much do you intend to achieve?"

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