[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

"Lucy, it's getting late, you should take your protoss home first." Makarov looked at the sky outside and said to Lucy.

Lucy glanced at the people who had fallen asleep on the ground and asked, "What should we do?"

"Just let these guys lie here," Makarov said with a smile, "Anyway, their bodies are very good, even if they sleep on the ground overnight, they won't get sick."

Lucy made a black line: "President, is this really all right?"

"My lord, it won't be a problem to throw these guys on the snow!" Makarov gave a thumbs up, grinned at Lucy, then tapped his waist, and sighed, "But old man This old bone can't bear it, you'd better go back to bed early. Oh, by the way, Lucy, don't tell these guys that their faces are painted by old men."

After Makarov finished speaking, he disappeared from the spot. Lucy immediately looked back at the people on the ground, looking at the black graffiti on their faces, and the corners of her mouth twitched.

Shouldn't she be thankful that she didn't lie flat, otherwise there would definitely be a pile of unspeakable graffiti on her face.

Without continuing to think about it, Lucy turned to look at Yato: "We should go back too, shit..."

"Hashibean sack, what are you doing?" Lucy watched Yato's action of pulling Sakata Gintoki's pants with black eyes, and subconsciously covered her eyes, "What's going on!? It's the way I opened my eyes Isn’t it right? Are you going to perform a live version of [Beep——]?”

"I'm not quite sure what you mean," Yato looked at Lucy suspiciously, then raised his hand and slapped Gintoki Sakata's ass hard, "I just want to take advantage of his helplessness." When you resist, just fix this badass. You have seen what happened just now, how can you not vent your pent-up anger."

The corners of Lucy's mouth twitched, and she put her hands down and turned her back to him: "Then you can choose not to take off your pants when spanking!?"

"But it hurts to take off the pants!" Yato finished speaking seriously, and raised his unicorn arm.

"Clap clap clap clap!"

Yato raised his hands and used a series of slaps to attack Sakata Gintoki's buttocks. He didn't let go of his hands until he saw that the opponent's buttocks were red and swollen.With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he said cheerfully: "Hahahahaha, brat, fighting with the gods is your fate! In the future, see if you dare to disrespect the gods, dare to challenge the gods! This is an order from the gods. God's punishment!"

"Oh!"

At this time, a sound interrupted Yato's words. Hearing the loud sound, Lucy turned her head subconsciously, and saw two red buttocks at once, then turned her body around again, and said with a twitching corner of her mouth: "What? ...Sakata, don't you think it would be better to put on the pants first?"

"Anyway, everyone else here is unconscious except you, so the pants are not important anymore," Sakata Gintoki raised his hand and grabbed Yato who was sitting on him, turned around and pressed him down instantly, with his head on top Jumping blue veins, he said to Ye Dou expressionlessly, "I have known for a long time that you have plotted against me, Yin, and since you have done such a thing to me, you must be ready to accept the anger right?"

"Wait!" Yato finished with a serious face, and then his expression changed into a very awkward tone by the way, "Let me tell you first, ordinary methods can't kill me, so you still give up Right! This will save some effort, hahahahahahaha!"

Seeing this scene, a few more veins popped out of Sakata Yinshi's head. After grinding his teeth, he showed a very kind smile, picked his nostrils and said, "Ayin, how could I kill you? But since you already I stripped Ah Yin’s trousers, and helped me to take out the crime tools. You hurt Ah Yin’s back, so it would be more reasonable for Ah Yin to reciprocate and hurt your back, so now Ah Yin, I am thinking, You might as well just let your soul fly away."

After hearing this, Yeto tilted his head and reflected for a long time, and finally a row of question marks hung on his head: "En?? What do you mean??"

"You've lived for such a long time, Yin, I don't believe you don't understand! Don't pretend to be innocent here, you are an old driver in terms of age!" Sakata Yintoki directly put Yato's sports jacket inside He tore off his white shirt, put his hand on it, and said with a wicked smile, "Do you know what I am going to do, Ah Yin?"

Yato looked seriously at the clothes that had become rags next to him, then turned his head and said seriously to Sakata Gintoki: "Gintoki, I only have this one piece of clothing, you have to remember to compensate me. And you After picking my nostrils, I pressed it directly on my body without washing my hands, which caused serious mental harm to me, so you also need to pay compensation."

The corners of Sakata Yinshi's mouth twitched, and his eyes turned into peas in an instant: "...You are so uncooperative, Ah Yin, I am embarrassed now, okay?"

"Oh!"

Taking advantage of the moment when Sakata Gintoki was relaxing, Yato pulled the opponent's arm, turned over and pressed him under him again, laughed out loud, and then pointed at Sakata Gintoki and said: "Listen, brat, you Tore my clothes and bought a new set as compensation, and as a mental loss fee, you need to provide me with free food for half a year after we go back! As a member of my Yato Sect, spread my name to the masses !"

"A Yin, I just want to spread the original factors of the next generation, and I don't want to spread any inexplicable cults." Sakata Gintoki glanced at Yato sitting on him, blinked and continued to speak pornographically, "At this time, A Yin, should I Would it be more appropriate to say 'move yourself'?"

"En? What did you ask me to do?" Yato tilted his head and glanced at Sakata Gintoki, and then suddenly realized, "So you want me to do it?"

The moment he finished speaking, Yato tore off the upper body of Sakata Gintoki's kimono.

'Tear--'

Sakata Gintoki looked at Yato blankly for a few seconds, and then he punched him.

"Ya Butterfly! What are you two doing now qaq, tearing clothes and moving by yourself... I feel like I'm listening to Xiao Huangwen now, I feel that the whole person is not well, hey!" Lucy Covering her face, she indicated that she had automatically made up the picture, "Please, the public should be more careful!"

Diarmuid: Exactly!But before that, Yato-sama, transform me back first!