[Comprehensive] Natural rolls and five yen gods

Sakata Gintoki glanced at Yato who was planting mushrooms in the corner of the courtyard, shook his head, walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "You don't have to be sad, Yato-chan, you didn't say before that you went from fighting to flushing the toilet, except life Do you know how to have children? In fact, this is already very good."

"Yes, Mr. Yato is actually very good," Shimura Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, and said coldly, "Compared to the one next to you who usually has nothing to do and will run away even if he has a job. He only knows how to play small steel balls and lie down at home. Considering that Jump doesn’t do any housework, Mr. Yato is simply much better.”

Kagura nodded sympathetically: "That's right, Aru, and he often owes rent due to inertia."

Sakata Yinshi jumped out of a clear intersection above his head, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "You two little devils are going to turn the world upside down!"

Yato stood up in an instant, and returned to his usual state, with a smile on his face: "Hey, I was comforted instantly after hearing what you said~"

Sakata Gintoki: "...Hi=dish=!"

"Ahem!" At this time, Ze Yuanchu coughed twice, with a subtle expression, "I'm sorry to disturb your interaction, but... I don't know if it's my illusion, I always feel that the dog you brought seems to be getting bigger A lot?"

Hearing Ze Yuanchu's words, everyone looked at Dingchun who raised his hind legs under the tree to release water in unison, and then turned their heads in unison.Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi said in unison: "Probably your illusion, Joharu's body shape has always been like this."

"That's right, Aru," Kagura blinked, "Dingchun didn't mark this place as his own..."

"Oh!"

Sakata Gintoki slapped Kagura on the back of the head, interrupted the other party, and said to Abe Seimei with a smirk: "Ahahahahaha, don't listen to my children talking nonsense, Joharu just saw that the trees in your yard are growing well , I just went over to add some nourishment."

As soon as he finished speaking, Sakata Gintoki turned his head to look at Shimura Shinpachi: "Oh, that's right! Shinbaji, you can also bury the poop you just cleaned up under that tree. I believe that after a thousand years, this tree will definitely be able to become huge!"

"What kind of tree will grow huge after 1000 years!" Shimura Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and complained loudly.

Sakata Gintoki completely ignored Shimura Shinpachi's words, looked at Abe Seimei again, and said with dead fish eyes: "This fertilization is a good deed for us, so we won't charge you for the fertilizer."

Abe Seimei: ...This is the first time he has seen such a cheeky person.

"Sack of bridge beans!!! Turn around!" Ze Yuanchu yelled loudly at this time, and stretched out his fingers, "This dog is obviously bigger than before!"

Yato and the others turned their heads, and watched Dingchun grow bigger every second, until his whole body almost took up half of the yard.

Sakata Gintoki looked up at Dingchun's head, with a puzzled look on his face: "What's going on here?"

"Don't ask us, isn't this your pet?" Ze Yuanchu looked at the huge dog with twitching corners of his mouth, "Is this a monster?"

"Dingchun is the dog god Alu who guards the Yellow Dragon Gate," Kagura said proudly, stomping hard on the ground, grabbing Dingchun's leg hair and climbing up, sitting on its head and reaching out to touch it. Touching, "Speaking of which, this is the second time that Dingchun has become so big. Last time, the house of Wanshiwu was broken, Alu."

"No, it's obviously more than three times bigger this time than last time. Why is it more than 15 meters now? Hey! Is this a cameo from the Giants studio!?" Shimura Shinpachi swept his eyes after complaining, and saw After seeing the small persimmons planted in the garden, he suddenly realized, "Last time, those two witches said that the Inugami ate the red fruit and goat blood and his liberation power became enormous. It seems that Dingchun ate those small persimmons. But it is too big Order it!"

"Although it is not very clear, but according to what you said before, since it is an Inugami, it should be understandable that it will become so huge in a place full of rich aura and monster aura..." Ze Yuanchu paused after speaking He paused before continuing, "But this Inugami is completely different from ours."

Sakata Gintoki tapped his palm suddenly, "It's like taking [beep——] medicine suddenly, and then [beep——] suddenly, right?"

Ze Yuanchu: "..." This metaphor left him speechless.

"Silver sauce~ Dingharu didn't go berserk this time!" Kagura sat on Dingharu's head and yelled at Sakata Gintoki below, "We might as well raise Dingharu like this, how majestic Aru! "

"Don't be kidding, brat! Dingchun can eat [-] yen worth of food in a week at a normal size. I can't afford this size silver, you bastard!" Sakata Yintoki shouted, "Seal! You must seal it. Return to the original size! At worst, let's play baseball relay with Dingchun again!"

"Jingharu, do you think Gin-chan is super stingy Aru?" Hearing Sakata Gintoki's shout, Kagura lowered his head and said.

Dingchun: "Wow!"

"Wait! When did this huge bug appear?" At this time, Yato pointed at the bug and said loudly, thinking for a few seconds before he was not sure, "This is... a lice!? It's too big Right? This is one meter long!"

When Sakata Gintoki heard it, he turned his head and looked at the louse who was running around in the courtyard and was finally killed by Diarmuid's gun. The corner of his mouth twitched and he suddenly had a very bad premonition, and immediately looked up at Kagura : "How long has it been since you gave Dingchun a bath?"

"Hmm..." Kagura blinked, "Dingchun hasn't taken a bath in the one and a half months since Yin-chan disappeared, Aru."

"If I remember correctly, I only washed it once half a month before I left." Sakata Gintoki's eyes twitched, "So, it hasn't been washed for two months?"

"Also, Joharu often goes out with Kagura these days," Shimura Shinpachi added, "It seems that he went to the mountains with the nearby children to catch unicorns, so it's normal to have lice."

"Xin Baji, Ah Yin, I also know that it is normal to have lice, but have you ever imagined how big the lice would be with Dingchun's current body shape?" Sakata Yinshi swallowed as he watched Dingchun who stood up and began to shake his hair, Looking at the huge lice falling down like raindrops, she turned her head and ran away with tears on her face, "Help! Ah Yin, I didn't find out that I have trypophobia until today!!"

Yato walked up to Diarmuid's gun when the first lice was dealt with, so he was standing leisurely on the porch watching Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi fleeing in embarrassment .

At this time, Fei raised her hand and drew a line horizontally in front of her: "A line."

Then, a flashing light blue barrier instantly appeared in front of Yato and the others, separating them from the bugs in the yard and Sakata Gintoki and the others.

"This is the line I told you before. It can be used as a defensive barrier. Of course, only our artifact can do it," Fei said to Diarmuid, the corners of her mouth slightly bent as if remembering something An arc, and continued, "By the way, there is also a special skill for artifacts, which can restrain the enemy in place, as long as you know the opponent's name, and the opponent is useless no matter how hard they struggle."

Seeing that Diarmuid nodded in understanding, Fei continued: "You can try it yourself, put your index and middle fingers together and point at the target, read the name of the opponent and add the word 'Bobu'."

Diarmuid noticed Fei's expression, then turned to the curly silver hair running in the courtyard in vain, raised his hand and said, "Sakata Gintoki, Fubu."

Looking at Sakata Gintoki who stopped all movements in an instant, Fei nodded with satisfaction: "You have mastered this skill very well."

And seeing the lice close to his immobile · Sakata · unable to speak · Yin Shi, his heart was broken at this moment.

Sakata Gintoki: ... = dish = my 豮艸芔猻! !

Ze Yuanchu and Abe Seimei watched this scene quietly, and a sentence suddenly appeared in their hearts.

Sure enough, the "wicked" still needs to be grinded by the "wicked"!