What's the matter with the male supporting role of salted fish when the plot collapsed?

Li Qingya, who was moved to Yin Xuehan's dormitory, looked eagerly at the big bed that could accommodate ten people: "Can I sleep on the bed?"

Yin Xuehan raised his eyes: "What do you think?"

Reluctantly looking away, he curled up on the side of the bed: "Oh, okay, I'll sleep at the foot of the bed."

Just as he was moaning about his fate, a porcelain bottle fell into him, and when he picked it up, there was no label.

He looked at Yin Xuehan: "What is this?"

"vulnerary."

After opening it and smelling it, he questioned, "No ingredients?"

"What material?"

"It's like the kind of person who doesn't listen to you and will be in pain, and if he cheats on you, he will be gutted..."

Although he had never heard of these mysterious medicines, it was written like this in the novels, just in case.This is in the territory of hostile forces, so be careful.

Yin Xuehan frowned, what was going on in this guy's mind?

"There's no such thing."

Li Qingya didn't give up: "What about the one who controls the mind? Brainwash me, change my temperament, or simply make me fall in love with you, the kind that makes me fall in love with you, go crazy for you and smash into the wall for you."

Yin Xuehan raised his foot, walked in front of him, picked up the medicine bottle, pinched his chin, and forcibly poured the medicine into it.

Li Qingya: "Well—"

"That's right, if you take this medicine, as long as you don't listen to me, you will die of intestinal perforation."

He widened his eyes: No way, is there really such a medicine?He just said casually, don't tell him the truth!really!is that a lie.

In disbelief, he looked at Yin Xuehan blankly, hoping to get a negative answer.

The moment he met his eyes, Yin Xuehan felt as if a small animal had bumped his head to death in his heart, and he secretly felt annoyed: he was obviously a little liar but had eyes that people couldn't bear to be deceived.

He put the empty medicine bottle on the table with a "slap": "I lied to you."

Li Qingya breathed a sigh of relief, but he still had some fears: he would stop talking nonsense in the future.

At night, Li Qingya, who was sleeping on the bed, woke up from the cold. He tossed and turned tremblingly, coughing from time to time as if he wanted to cough up his lungs.

Yin Xuehan was woken up by the noise at the beginning, so he ignored it, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

After a moment of silence, he heard such a whisper——

"so cold……"

"Master, brother... what are you doing?"

"Why didn't you come and save me..."

"Mother, I miss you...I miss you so much..."

"Why don't you want me... I'm so cold... My chest hurts..."

Unbearable, Yin Xuehan got up, picked him up and threw him on the bed: "Stop howling, get on the bed and sleep!"

Li Qingya who was "awakened" first looked around in a daze, then showed an expression of "finally we have reached this point", and sighed: "You really are still greedy for me."

Yin Xuehan looked disgusted: "I'm not interested in you!"

Li Qingya: "Really? I don't believe it."

He can't be blamed for treating a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart. After all, he is now in a den of thieves and has lost all his cultivation. If he doesn't speak clearly in advance, it will be too late when something happens.

Veins gradually appeared on the forehead of Mo Zong Dashengzi under his nonsense, he gritted his teeth and swore: "If I touch you, I will die!"

Yin Xuehan is a person who shames himself and keeps his promises. He would rather hurt himself than touch him after he said such cruel words.

Relieved that he was assured, he wrapped the quilt and fell asleep—he hadn't slept for three days, and he was so sleepy!The bed was so hard and cold that no one could sleep on it.

Looking at Li Qingya, who was fast asleep for three seconds, Yin Xuehan, who was standing by the bed, faintly felt that he had been calculated.

Recalling what I said just now, I found it even more stupid: Why did he and this Xiaoxiu make such a boring promise?The more you live, the more you go back!

and many more!

The great sage of Mo Zong suddenly remembered a very important thing: he couldn't sleep with other people on the bed!

When they came together the next day, Li Qingya saw a pair of thick panda eyes.

He was taken aback, and asked Yin Xuehan, "You...have you been doing private work in the middle of the night?"

Yin Xuehan, who hadn't been able to fall asleep all night, was so questioned that he almost fell down. He took a deep breath and held back the irritability in his heart: "I will ask someone to send another bed later."

Li Qingya nodded: "Very good."

In fact, he is not used to sharing the same bed with others. For example, last night he was timid and only turned over half of the bed, unable to use his hands and feet at all.

……

In the morning, Yin Xuehan was dealing with sect affairs in the dormitory, while Li Qingya lay on the bed and ate melon seeds.

The result of playing scheming with Yin Xuehan to snatch the bed is that he can't get out of bed during the day.

——In order to prevent him from touching the things in the sleeping hall, Yin Xuehan put an enchantment directly on the bed, and now he can only stick out one hand, half a leg or one head at most.

"Being unable to get out of bed by a man" is very pornographic if you don't explain it, but it's embarrassing if you explain it.

The only thing that can comfort him now is that there are only the two of them here, and Yin Xuehan only thinks that he is an ordinary disciple of Taiyi Xianzong.

——If you didn't reveal your true identity, it wouldn't be so shameful to embarrass someone.

Suddenly he thought of something, and asked curiously: "Since this magic pearl belongs to you, why is it at Laomo Qiushan?"

No matter how you look at it, that old guy doesn't look like he is capable of snatching things from Yin Xuehan.

Yin Xuehan picked his eyes: "You want to know?"

Looking at him for three breaths, Li Qingya changed his words: "Forget it, I don't want to know."

He is only curious about harmless and interesting things, and the less he knows about such potentially confidential information, the better. Xianyu's life-saving instincts are top-notch.

With nothing to do and unable to leave the dormitory, he decided to go back to sleep, but he slept so well last night that he couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.

He poked his head out: "Can you give me back my script?"

Yin Xuehan raised his head and looked at him with an extremely weird expression. It was an indescribable, disgusted, "perverted" expression.

Li Qingya felt that if he insisted on asking for the script, he would probably be thrown out by him as some kind of "dirty thing", so he resolutely gave up: "I'll just ask."

After finishing speaking, he rolled back.

He fell asleep after all, and when he woke up, Yin Xuehan had disappeared, and the empty bedroom was so quiet that dropping a needle on the ground would startle people.

He was spread out on the bed like a dried salted fish. Just when he was so bored that he started playing with his fingers, there was a sudden movement at the door of the bedroom.

Thinking that it was the person Yin Xuehan said was coming to deliver the bed, he shouted: "Just put the bed anywhere!"

But what responded to him was a soft female voice: "Da Shengzi! You are really back! Why didn't you come to find Yan'er? Yan'er misses you to death!" Feel tired.

Realizing that the person who came was not a decent person, Li Qingya quickly sat up.

Looking through the half-transparent bed curtain, she seemed to be a pretty girl, and she didn't see her. After entering the door, she ran straight to the bed, and lifted the bed curtain shyly and timidly: "Holy—"

The girl's voice stopped abruptly, and after a moment of silence, a sharp cry began to echo in the empty bedroom: "Who are you? Where did you come from, a vixen! Why are you on the bed of the Great Son! Ah! Shameless..."

Li Qingya silently blocked her ears to prevent her eardrums from being punctured: vixen?You are a vixen!

He didn't let go until the girl was tired, and explained patiently: "I'm not a vixen, as you can see, I'm just an ordinary guest of your holy son."

Literally "the guest of the curtain".

He purposely spoke ambiguously to annoy the girl, who told her not to be polite at all, and opened her mouth to call "fox spirit".

After he finished speaking, he decisively covered his ears, and sure enough, after three breaths, the screaming started again.

The girl was out of breath, she stretched out her hand to slap his face, looking at her nails that were longer than eagle claws, if she really hit her face, there would be five stripes on her face.

Li Qingya didn't even try to hide, and watched her calmly as she knocked on the barrier with a "touch", the crisp sound hurt even hearing it.

The girl's white and tender catkins turned red at a visible speed.

"You——" She folded her hands, with tears in her eyes, but she didn't spare any effort in cursing, "Humeizi! Lord Rabbit! How dare you seduce the Holy Son shamelessly! I'm going to sue the lord! Let him peel off your skin .”

No wonder Yin Xuehan never touched her, it turned out that Master Rabbit was secretly seducing her.

Looking at her, I didn't know that I thought Li Qingya had hit her.

Li Qingya thought she was also interesting, like the hydrogen balloon mentioned in the novel, her stomach was full of gas, and it exploded at a little bit.

He added fuel to the fire and explained: "It's none of my business, the enchantment was set up by your holy son. Alas, he probably loves me too much, so he locked me up."

The girl stomped her feet angrily: "Come down if you have the ability!"

Li Qingya: "Come up if you have the ability!"

The girl got anxious, picked up the teacup on the table and threw it towards the bed. The teacup pierced through the barrier and hit his feet, startling him.

Li Qingya blinked, feeling that something was wrong: Hey!Yin Xuehan, there is something wrong with your enchantment!You can't separate people from things!Here's to big trouble.

After discovering that dead objects can penetrate the barrier, the girl began to find various things in the bedroom and smashed Li Qingya, such as teacups, inkstones, brush washers, porcelain bottles... whatever was heavy.

Li Qingya dodged in a panic within the range of a bed: "Hey! Don't lose it! Don't lose it!"

He called the girl more and more vigorously, and finally even moved the dead mahogany table.

Li Qingya was stunned when he saw it: He has no spiritual power now, can he be saved if this thing hits him?

In desperation, he could only grab the skirt that the girl dragged to the side of the bed, and pulled it hard. The girl fell to the ground unexpectedly, and the mahogany table fell to the ground with a thud.Li Qingya took the opportunity to pull her to the bedside to subdue her, picked up an inkstone and was about to throw it at her.

The girl who looked like a lunatic just now was so frightened that she closed her eyes, her slender eyelashes trembling uncontrollably, fragile and pitiful.

He stopped when he was an inch away from the girl's forehead. Although this woman had a bad mouth, a bad temper, and was unreasonable, he couldn't break the principle of "don't hit women" for her.

He threw away the inkstone and gave her a brain crash: "Don't throw it away, I'll be really angry if you throw it away again."

After speaking, let her go, and sat back on the inner side of the bed, trying to stay as far away from this crazy woman as possible.

The girl who didn't feel the pain opened her eyes and touched her forehead in a daze: the place where she was hit was itchy and a little painful.

Why not hurt her?Puzzled, she turned her head to look at Li Qingya.

He was imprisoned here wearing only a very simple crow-green robe, barefoot and loose, without any decorations on his body, but there was a sense of elegance and elegance that could not be decorated with any accessories.

A gentleman is like a bamboo, probably so.

The girl's heart skipped a beat suddenly, and all the anger and jealousy dissipated at this moment.She pursed her lips and responded lightly: "Okay, I won't make trouble..."

Li Qingya felt strange: Why did this woman suddenly become so talkative?

But he was also happy to be able to live in peace, so he didn't ask too much.He picked up a book that was thrown on the bed as a weapon, flipping through it casually to pass the time.

A fight ended in such an anticlimactic way.

The girl sat quietly at the messy table, and her voice became soft again: "What is your relationship with the Great Son?"

"Ask Yin Xuehan."

He was too lazy to explain, and he was not easy to explain, and he didn't know if the woman would believe it.

The girl bit her lower lip slightly, her eyes peeked at Li Qingya, her hands hidden in her sleeves couldn't help scratching her thin white forearm until it was dripping with blood.

want... want...

want to……

this man!