What's the matter with the male supporting role of salted fish when the plot collapsed?

Even though he was reluctant, Li Qingya followed Nie Qingxuan's instructions and reported to the Chuanfa Pavilion. On the same day, the Chuanfa Pavilion arranged a class for him and asked a disciple to lead him to the class.

But along the way, he always felt that something was wrong: Why did the disciples he met on the road always look at him?

Li Qingya asked the junior brother leading the way: "What are they looking at?"

The disciple replied: "Look at you, brother."

"Look at me?" Did he have flowers on his face like the old thing?

The disciple asked back: "Brother Li, doesn't he know that he is the second ideal Taoist partner for female disciples of the Taiyi Immortal Sect?"

Li Qingya was startled: what?The second ideal Taoist companion?This is not right.He remembered that this group of disciples ranked a list of male gods of Taiyi Xianzong a few years ago, but he didn't even make it into the top ten.

"Who is number one?"

"Du Xingzhou, Senior Brother Du."

Oh, this is not surprising.

"It's a mistake. There are so many senior brothers besides senior brother. I can't rank them. For example...Senior brother Huo Changfeng." He really doesn't care about such strange nicknames. go.

"He is so fierce, most of the younger sisters are afraid of him; besides, he is still a sword cultivator." Once again, a sword cultivator fell to the bottom of the chain of contempt in the marriage and love market in the cultivation world.

"Where is Senior Brother Yun Quxian? Although he is also a sword cultivator, his personality is much better."

The disciple looked left and right, and carefully approached Li Qingya's ear: "It is rumored that he hates women..."

It's true that Yun Quxian doesn't like being close to girls, but he can't be misogynistic.In Li Qingya's view, it is more likely that he is a fetishist.

The disciple comforted him: "Brother Li, don't underestimate yourself, you still have many advantages."

Li Qingya raised his eyebrows: "For example?"

The disciple said "yes" for a long time: "Brother Li is the suzerain's personal heir. He looks good, has a good personality, is easy to get close to, has a clean private life, and is still a Dharma practitioner."

The corners of Li Qingya's mouth twitched slightly: Is it the reason why Dharma repairs are included in the list?Sure enough, there is nothing to brag about.

good looking?How many crooked melons and cracked dates are there in Xiujie?

And "good personality, easy to approach, and clean private life" To put it bluntly, it means that he is the most honest and easy-going boy in the direct line of the Taiyi Immortal Sect.

If this name is known by the brothers in other peaks, he will definitely become the next "joke" for this group of people.

Speaking of which, Li Qingya didn't know that he had such an evaluation among his younger brothers and sisters. He only remembered that after he made the execution order in the plot, these disciples looked at him like a god of plague.

He sighed strangely: "I really appreciate the love from my juniors and younger sisters."

……

Li Qingya was blocked at the intersection, looking at the shy and timid younger sister who gave gifts, he was in a complicated mood, within a distance of less than one mile, he had already met No. 18 people who showed love to him, and now the children are so enthusiastic ?

Regarding this, the disciple who led the way gave an explanation: "Cast the net widely and catch more fish. There are only a dozen or so brothers in the direct line, and they are very sought-after. Of course, we must seize the opportunity. If we can be with one, we will make money." "

Li Qingya understood, what these people think is: try and not lose money, what if they get it?

What's more, he is still the best one.

He is now full of resentment towards his nickname of "the best son of the Taiyi Immortal Sect", oh no, "the second ideal Taoist partner for female disciples of the Taiyi Immortal Sect".

But on the surface, he still took the things, and replied with a smile: "Thank you, I don't know if you are free after class. If you are free, come to the lecture hall in the East Attic. I have something very important to say to you."

Junior sister naturally nodded repeatedly, and walked away happily.The disciple leading the way hesitated to speak - Li Qingya had already said such words to seventeen people along the way.

Stop and go, finally came to the teaching place.Li Qingya breathed a sigh of relief, walked into the lecture hall, and sat down in the teacher's seat: "Everyone, open "Advanced Techniques" to page 72."

Although he is lazy, he is also a monk at the Nascent Soul stage, and it is not a problem to teach these little shrimps who have not yet reached the Golden Core stage.Not to mention explaining the profound things in a simple way and following the instructions well, it is still very easy to explain clearly.

After finishing the lecture, there was still some time left, so he asked his disciples to review by themselves, and walked around the classroom by himself.

If you don't see it, you don't know it, but you can catch it when you see it.Those who eat snacks, those who pass small notes, those who flirt with the junior sisters at the same table, and... those who read pornographic books.

Everyone else quickly retreated when Li Qingya walked by, only the disciple who was reading the script was very devoted, Li Qingya stood behind him and read several pages with him without him noticing.

At first, the disciple's deskmate reminded him crazily, but after Li Qingya gave him a cold look, he gave up, helplessly glanced at the disciple who was reading the script, and quietly sat on the far side.

"Does it look good?" Li Qingya asked.

The disciple didn't raise his head: "It's beautiful!"

After answering, he realized something was wrong—it didn't seem to be his deskmate's voice.He raised his head slowly, and met Li Qingya's death staring, that round face was instantly filled with panic: "Shishishi...brother!"

Li Qingya raised his eyebrows: "Keep watching!"

The disciple shook his head frantically, quickly closed the book, and threw it aside.

Li Qingya moved his fingers slightly, called the book into his hands, shook it in front of his disciples, and asked with a smile, "Don't you want to read it?"

The disciple stammered: "No no...don't read it!"

"Then let me have a look." After Li Qingya finished speaking, he was about to take the book away.

The disciple couldn't bear to part with his words, so he stretched out his hand to keep it. Li Qingya pulled his face and slapped the book on the back of his hand: "Confiscated!"

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After class, the junior sister who was invited by Li Qingya came to the East Attic with a face of excitement, but she was stunned as soon as she stepped through the door.Look left and right, there are already more than a dozen teachers and sisters sitting in the classroom, each of them drooped their heads and said nothing.

She looked at Li Qingya who was sitting on the lecturer's seat, didn't the senior brother want to exchange heart with her?Why are there so many others?

Li Qingya was reading a book, when he noticed someone coming in, he ordered without raising his head: "When you come, find a place to sit, don't stand in the middle of the road like a pillar."

The junior sister realized that the situation was wrong and subconsciously wanted to slip away, but suddenly a vine sprang out from the ground and entangled her ankle, making her unable to move.It is Li Qingya's wood spell.

The junior sister admitted her mistake honestly, and was let go. She couldn't leave, she found a seat, and sat down aggrieved.

People are still coming in one after another, and there are quite a few juniors mixed in with them.Li Qingya didn't pay attention when receiving the gift, but looking at it now, the proportion of homosexuals in Xiujie is much higher than he imagined.

He clicked his tongue, as expected, he ate too much and lived for too long, so that the desire to inherit in his nature was greatly reduced.

Seeing that people were almost there, he closed the book and closed the door with a flick of his sleeve. The room was suddenly plunged into darkness, and a tense and uneasy atmosphere quietly spread.

All the brothers and sisters present were panic-stricken: What is Senior Brother Li going to do?won't kill people!

While everyone was watching nervously, Li Qingya pasted a piece of paper on the wall behind him, and then manipulated a brush to write a row of big characters: "On the harm of love to oneself and others."

ah?Everyone showed inexplicable and incomprehensible expressions.

Li Qingya put the brush back in place: "Let's start the lecture."

"Today I want to talk to you about the issue of falling in love. We are all young, and it is normal to be restless in our hearts, and some ideas are normal. But whether these ideas should be implemented and how to implement them, brother here has a complete Zongmen Law Code Discuss with you guys..."

He quoted the scriptures and talked about all the most common disputes caused by men and women, men and women, and women and how to deal with them, but everyone's expressions were as if they had swallowed ten grasshoppers alive.

"...If your behavior interferes with each other's normal life, according to the Zongmen Code, you will be charged with the crime of harassment, punished with labor reform or confinement, and at the same time be punished with a circular criticism. So some people go to steal senior sister's underwear, spy on senior brother taking a bath People who think about it, think again."

"Let's talk about a case: Li Si joined Xianzong. In Xianzong, she heard that a certain senior brother was handsome, rich, good-natured, gentle and considerate. From here on, she had a good impression of this senior brother. Later, by chance After meeting, she found that senior brother was indeed as good-looking as the rumors said, and then she fell madly in love with senior brother, even though she and senior brother didn't say more than three sentences in total."

"Think about it, everyone, does Li Si like senior brother? Does he like senior brother? No! What is her name? She is called greedy senior brother! Do you think senior brother will like her because of this? Absolutely not!"

Speaking of this, Li Qingya seemed to hear the sound of something "cracking" and then falling to the ground.He raised his eyes, but there was nothing unusual, only his younger brothers and younger sisters looked pale. He attributed this situation to the effect of his education and continued talking.

"Let's talk about the next case, it's Li Si, she fell in love with another senior brother this time..."

He recounted the sadomasochism stories he saw in the illusion, and told the juniors below that their eyes were dull and their faces turned pale. The last sentence summed it up: If you don't fall in love, there's nothing wrong with it.

This is the quintessential conclusion he came to after reading so many stories in the illusion, and now he is teaching this truth to his juniors and younger sisters for free. Thinking about it, he feels that he is so great.

Li Qingya asked everyone earnestly: "Senior brother has said so much, did you understand?"

silence.

Li Qingya: "Don't you understand? Then let's talk about it." As he spoke, the next round was about to start.

Immediately, there was a echo from below:

"Understood!"

"Brother, stop talking! I understand!"

They understand that this man is no good, he is more poisonous than those fellow sword repair brothers.

Seeing the brothers and sisters "wake up", Li Qingya poured out all the gifts he had received earlier from his sleeves: "You guys are very relieved to understand that brothers can't take these things, come and sign and take them back. .”

The youngsters went up to sign their names silently (holding back the Zaun language) and took away their belongings.

When the last gift was taken away, Li Qingya put away his kind expression, shook the list, and said indifferently: "The people on the list will get their insights after class after handing in [-] words before get out of class is over tomorrow. Don't wait." I'm going to ask for it."

Everyone was stunned: I didn't say that I would write after-school insights before I signed it!You said earlier, who would take pictures of their names!Do the current seniors have so many routines?

He put the list in his sleeve and waved his hand: "Okay, let's go."

Seeing his brothers and sisters leave with a clear and enlightened expression (with dull expressions), he felt deeply that he had done a great deed, and he was indeed a good senior brother.

After this day, Li Qingya's popularity in Taiyi Xianzong took a turn for the worse.

When people who attended that class were asked about their impressions of Li Qingya, their eyes dimmed, the corners of their mouths twitched, and most of the responses were similar: "I was afraid I was blind."

Of course Li Qingya knew that someone would scold him, but as a person who once, or in other words, played the role of execution order in the illusion, black fans could go around Taiyi Xianzong three and a half times.

He didn't care, or rather, that was his purpose.

In this way, these juniors and juniors should no longer think of dragging him into any hurtful and sad love affairs.

Thinking of this, he opened the collection of scriptures with satisfaction, and continued to read.