What's the matter with the male supporting role of salted fish when the plot collapsed?

As soon as Li Qingya returned to Linya Dangfeng, he couldn't wait to start "studying" these fanben brought back after all the hardships.

After picking and choosing, he opened "The Days and Nights I Was Trained by Senior Sister Zhiyan".

Half a quarter of an hour later, the expectation and joy on his face disappeared, and gradually turned into a pool of dead silence. He quickly finished reading this book and opened the next one...

After reading three books in one go, Li Qingya was sure that Xiujie's imagination was spent on choosing the titles.

For example, the first book he read was called "Days and Nights I Was Trained by Senior Sister Zhiyan", but it was actually "Days and Nights I was Forced to Practice by Senior Sister Zhiyan".

80.00% of the text is devoted to cultivation, the biggest drama is to practice on the same bed, and the ending is that they ascended together to prove the Tao, and finally hold hands!

Sahua (with no expression on his face).

Pants off, you show me this?

No wonder Senior Brother Yun looked so calm when he saw the books with lower limit titles in his hand.

It's not that they are not without sexiness, but most of them are prostitutes for the sake of whores, with no distractions at all, the characters are ruined, the language is vulgar, and it is unsightly.Li Qingya naturally despised these things.

Sure enough, after reading those original scripts, he shouldn't have any expectations for Xiujie's imagination. This place is as barren as a saline-alkali land where no hair grows. Not to mention comparing with the same people in the illusion, the reality is even worse. They imagined more excitement.

Not to mention the plot, most of the Mozhiyan in these books are very ooc, and many Taiyi Xianzong's daily life is also wrongly written. At first glance, it looks like the obscene works of those casual cultivators, and the sense of substitution is extremely poor.

Besides, who is the other main character in the book?I don't know it at all!Senior Sister Mo and Murong Ji are a couple!Why not write about these two people?Aren't the Goddess of the Righteous Way and the Holy Maiden of the Demonic Way fragrant?

——He scratched the wall frantically in his heart: You have a taste!Super fragrant!More importantly, she, they, are, really!

At this moment, Li Qingya subtly felt the desolation of being in the Arctic Circle.

Seeing that these books can be published and are very popular, he swelled up and felt that he could do it himself.In the long dark night, I don't know whether it is the loss of morality or the lack of humanity.He took out the pen and paper, thought for a moment and wrote down a sentence——

[Mo Zhiyan would not know that after she was taken away by the monks, Murongji spent ten years traveling all the famous mountains and rivers, kneeling in front of many mountain gates, just to find a chance to reunite with her; You will know that for more than 100 years, Mozhiyan has been looking at the east until dawn every night, just to watch the same sunrise with someone who doesn't know where...]

That's right, Li Qingya started cutting his own legs.

Just like women mostly like handsome men, and also like two handsome men who appear together, most men can't refuse double beauties, it's so orange.

As he wrote, the corners of his mouth gradually became uncontrollable, and a smile of unknown meaning appeared on Qing Juan's face.

What he saw in the illusion was the "video format". Nowadays, it takes a lot of effort to convert it into text, and he still feels dissatisfied with deletions, deletions, and changes.

In the end, after writing several editions of rough outline and character design, I chose Mo Zhiyan's perspective to write.Mo Zhiyan only entered the immortal way at the age of 16, but he overwhelmed those second-generation cultivators who had been cultivating since their mothers' wombs to become the chief of Xiushui Peak. His talent and hard work are self-evident.

Li Qingya briefly described her struggle history in Taiyi Xianzong from the time she joined the sect, and wrote that she met Murongji for the "first time"

——In the Dao Discussion Conference, during the battle, the Goddess of Xianzong was torn off her veil by a "loose cultivator woman" in public, and she was stunned by a glance.

At that time, Mo Zhiyan didn't know that the bright and dazzling woman in front of her was the little sister who was "left behind" when she was young; but Murongji knew that this goddess of righteousness, Mo Zhiyan, was the sister she had been looking for so hard, or in other words, she It was aimed at Mozhiyan.

In the past 100 years, she has struggled from the bottom of the magic path to the position of the saint of Mo Zong, and all her sacrifices are for the moment when she appears in front of Mozhiyan.She finally caught up in Mo Zhiyan's footsteps and became someone who could walk side by side with her in Xiutu.

But she won't let Mo Zhiyan know about these blood and tears, she came to make Mo Zhiyan happy.

Murong smiled brightly, and said to Mo Zhiyan: "Fairy Mo, you are so beautiful."

At that time, Mo Zhiyan didn't know the suffering behind this understatement, she just took back her veil coldly and put it on her face again.

Murong Ji was mentally prepared early on and was not discouraged. This sentence was just a signal that she started pursuing Mo Zhiyan.

She was born in the way of magic, capable of milking and wolfing, can tease girls and act coquettishly, she can make women scream when she is a, and can decay people's teeth when she is sweet, and she has no taboo on various occasions. A way to express my love for Mozhiyan.

How did the Bingshan Goddess who had never experienced love experience these scenes? Although she was indifferent on the surface, she couldn't hide the turmoil in her heart...

This paragraph has [-] to [-] words, and Li Qingya stuffed sugar into it like no money, and wrote it for several nights.

After the first draft was completed, he read it through, and after making sure that there were no major mistakes, he let out a long sigh of relief, threw away the pen, and fell asleep.

……

The morning sun shines in through the empty windows, sprinkles in the house, and evenly coats the furniture with a layer of bright light.On the bed, Li Qingya spread out in an extremely "presumptuous" posture, sleeping soundly.

Amidst the birds chirping in the breeze, a slender figure appeared at the door, blocking the sunlight.The visitor walked into the room, stood by the bed for a while, then turned around and went to the living room.

It wasn't until the ever-shortening morning light completely exited the room that Li Qingya woke up in a daze. He vaguely saw something beside the bed, red and green feathers, a bright red crown, and a yellow beak——

Beak!

He woke up suddenly, yelled "Damn it" out of composure, and then quickly rushed to the foot of the bed with the ultimate movement of a Nascent Soul stage.

Ever since he was chased by a rooster when he was a child, he has had a serious psychological shadow on birds, and he will definitely avoid them.

The colorful rooster seemed to regard the bed as its own territory, swaying from side to side leisurely, treating Li Qingya as nothing, extremely arrogant.

After a moment of panic, Li Qingya remembered that he was a monk, and hastily made a trick, drawing out an ivy to sweep the rooster under the bed.

As soon as it landed on the ground, the big rooster turned into a teacup, rolling away with a grunt, and at the same time, there was a pleasant laughter from the side.

Following the sound, Nie Qingxuan came to the edge of the cliff at some point in the wind, and even made tea, he was sitting leisurely by the table in the center of the hall, his fox eyes narrowed.

Li Qingya, who was in shock for the first time, was full of anger, but he didn't dare to say goodbye to Nie Qingxuan, so he could only grit his teeth and ask, "Why are you here, Master?"

Nie Qingxuan replied: "I can't wake you up with the messenger talisman, so I have to come here in person."

The monk didn't need much sleep, it was just that Li Qingya stayed up for several days and nights in a row to write the article, exhausted his energy, and fell asleep like a dead pig when he fell asleep, so he missed the summons.

He admitted that he was wrong for not answering the master's summons, but felt that Nie Qingxuan had a bigger problem: "Then you can turn into a cock and put it on my bed?"

Nie Qingxuan raised his eyes and asked back: "What do you think the teacher has been waiting for you for so long?"

Li Qingya has the answer without guessing: to see how he was frightened by the chicken when he woke up.

How could there be such a bad old man?

The urge to kill the teacher surged in his heart again, but he could only remind himself repeatedly: calm down, you can't beat him, calm down.

Li Qingya asked again: "Then what does Master want from me?" He couldn't have come here on purpose to scare him. If Nie Qingxuan dared to say yes, he would definitely die with him.

Fortunately, Nie Qingxuan didn't answer like this, but just looked at him with a half-smile: "What are you talking about? There is a person who has not handed in a [-]-word report, and even asked for it for the teacher himself."

Report?Li Qingya was stunned, all his anger was extinguished in a panic.He completely forgot about it!I wrote [-] characters backwards, but it is impossible to show Nie Qingxuan the story of Mo Zhiyan and Murongji.

Seeing Li Qingya lowered his eyes and did not speak for a long time, Nie Qingxuan asked coolly, "Didn't write?"

Li Qingya came back to his senses: "I wrote it! But it still lacks a little polish, why don't you go back first, and I will send it to the master before evening?"

Of course, a few hours is not enough for him to make up the report, but it is enough for him to pack up and go to Ming Yize to hide there until the elder brother returns.

"It's okay, take it out for the teacher to help you polish."

Li Qingya hurriedly rebuffed: "Don't bother Master, this disciple wants to show Master the best work."

Nie Qingxuan pulled his face: "Go and get it."

Li Qingya: "Oh."

With nowhere to escape, he bit the bullet and groped out of bed, and found the non-existent report in the room.

And Nie Qingxuan was sitting like a rich man, teasing the squirrels who came to "offer (want) flattery (food)", and urged from time to time: "Have you found it?"

Li Qingya felt like a tenant being bullied by the landlord, and dared not speak out: "Disciple, look for it again."

Nie Qingxuan didn't expose him, and waited patiently, only to see how long his apprentice could act.

Suddenly, a book that fell at the foot of Li Qingya's bed caught his attention, and he moved his finger slightly to make a telescopic fetch.

Li Qingya was looking for something on the surface, but he had been paying attention to Nie Qingxuan all the time, so he naturally noticed his action.Suddenly, he remembered that the book was a fanfic that he forgot to put away after "researching" last night.

Surprised!This kind of thing makes Nie Qingxuan see whether he wants to live or not!

Seeing that the book was about to fall into Nie Qingxuan's hands, he jumped forward and grabbed the book in desperation.Using the cover of his body, he quickly threw the fanbook into his sleeve and replaced it with an ordinary classic.

He breathed a sigh of relief when the crisis was over, but then he realized that the situation was not right—there seemed to be something wrong with his current position.

Why doesn't the touch feel like the floor?Soft but hard, still a little hot to the touch, the black cloth with silver pattern on his knees is really similar to the material of his master's clothes, haha, and the silver buttons are also similar to the ones on the master's body - a ghost !

What he saw was Nie Qingxuan's button!What he was pressing was the corner of Nie Qingxuan's clothes!Under his hand is Nie Qingxuan's chest!Now he threw himself into Nie Qingxuan's arms!

At this moment, Li Qingya felt as if he was going through ninety-nine thunder disasters with his butt naked, and 81 thunderbolts came down, splitting him apart.No, perhaps it would be better to be struck to death by Jie Lei than to face the current situation.

Sitting Nie Qingxuan didn't move at all, and stared at him with lowered eyes: "Is this apprentice throwing himself into your arms?"

Li Qingya pretended to be calm and replied: "Slippery feet, I didn't stand firmly."

After speaking, he planned to get up quickly, but flustered, he stepped on the ground and fell back on Nie Qingxuan. This time, he stuck to Nie Qingxuan even tighter. When he was looking for something to borrow, he accidentally sewed Nie Qingxuan tightly together. A big hole was torn open in the skirt, revealing a solid chest.

In an instant, Li Qingya's head froze and his whole body went stiff.Facing Nie Qingxuan's meaningful eyes, he defended weakly: "Slippery feet."

It's true this time!