Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

I don’t know if the game company actually stipulates that the entire marriage time is one hour in order to let players experience the process of getting married in ancient times, that is, from the beginning of the worship to the end, the players who get married must stay in the auditorium for an hour. allow.

The ladyboy looked at the countdown in the upper right corner, there were 40 minutes left, so bored, he had no choice but to look at the wedding room.

Standing in the wedding room, no matter which direction you turn, you will see bright red. Fortunately, the walls are still white, although there are many red "囍" characters posted.

A big red curtain is hung on the exquisitely carved rosewood dressing table. There is a glazed window on the wall to the left of it. In front of the window sill is a table covered with a big red tablecloth. The wine glass used to drink together before.

The red sandalwood-carved wedding bed is covered with bright red curtains. When the layers of curtains are lifted, the bed is covered with bright red sheets, the red quilt embroidered with a hundred seeds is placed at the end of the bed, and the wedding pillow embroidered with mandarin ducks is placed on the bed. at the head of the bed.

The ladyboy who seemed to be thinking of something walked to the dining table, picked up a piece of dumpling, took a bite and spit it out, it was indeed raw.

Then he went to the bed and took off the sheet. Under the sheet was a bed of red dates, peanuts, longan and lotus seeds.

The shemale is sweating, she really is a "premature baby"!

He rubbed his stomach, sat at the table and rested his chin, envious of the group of people eating and drinking outside.

Suddenly he heard someone calling him softly outside the window: "Shemale, shemale."

The voice sounded like Ah Mie, and the ladyboy immediately got up and opened the window and said, "Ah Mie, what's wrong?"

"Hey, I see how well my buddy treats you. I'm afraid you're hungry and specially brought you some delicious food." After Mirage finished speaking, he handed over a three-layer food box.

The ladyboy who took the food box thought that it wasn't your bad idea, I might be eating and drinking spicy food in the restaurant now.

"Yes, yes, you are the most loyal." After speaking, the ladyboy walked to the table and opened the food box. The first layer was a pair of chicken wings and rice torn from nowhere, the second layer was roasted eggplant, and the third layer was Crispy beef strips and a small bowl of chicken curry.

The shemale after watching the dishes is embarrassing, Nima, is this dish fixed or chosen by the player?Proper Sino-Thai merger!Do you want to be like this?

"Like it, I picked the best one." Mirage flattered.

"I like it, you are the best." The ladyboy said in his heart that you must not have thought much about it, so he didn't bother to talk to Mirage and ate it directly, he was really hungry.

"Shemale, what did you do to make my brother angry?" Why did you just stare at me hard?

It's your brother who made me angry, okay?

"No, it's your brother's temperament that is unpredictable." The ladyboy said while biting the chicken wing.

"Really?"

"Nonsense! Go ahead and eat your food, don't disturb me to eat."

"Okay, okay, you eat yours, I won't talk anymore. I'm already full, the front hall is too boring, I'd better stay here with you."

The ladyboy glanced at Mirage who was lying on the window sill, and had nothing to do with him, so he ignored him.

Phantom Killer holding a food box in front of the courtyard gate glared fiercely at his cousin again, who made you so active, it was your sister-in-law.

As soon as he finished thinking about it, he shook his head, was he stupid?what is it today?

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Phantom Killer regretted it as soon as he walked out of the room.Having grown up abroad, he has become accustomed to homosexuality, and even has many homosexuals around him. He doesn't hate homosexuality at all. Why did he suddenly say those words?

Standing outside the door and listening to the movement inside, the ladyboy seemed to be asleep and didn't make any sound, not even cursed.The other person's expression before was obviously irritated by him. Is it because they are too well-bred to swear, or is it because they are just strangers that he doesn't bother to care about strangers?

Phantom Killer knew that he was being exposed on the forum and did not ask his friends to stop him. Gossip abounds in reality, not to mention the Internet.The only way to stop Yoyo's public opinion is to explode the photos to prove that he is not ugly, but maybe after the photos are released, some people will say that the photos are not of himself, etc., so why bother.

Besides, games and reality are two different things, and he doesn't want to confuse them.

"Cute Little Gongju"'s escape from marriage was beyond his expectation. He didn't know the reason why she escaped from marriage, whether she believed that he was too ugly in reality, or he didn't give her the equipment as his friend said, or it was a combination of both. have?

If it's because he is ugly, then he can only give her two words - superficial.Does what the internet says count?Besides, it is clearly agreed to only play games and not talk about reality.

If it was because he didn't give a gift, then he had to give her two words - vanity.What's more, he had already prepared a set of level 50 orange equipment, which was assembled by a group of friends through dungeons within a week.

Why not send it in advance?Because of A Mie's sentence - "Brother, don't lose your wealth without getting married, then you will be the only special case." He really wanted to strangle his cousin to death when he heard this sentence, he is so stupid Well, but it is indeed the first time for him to get married in the game. In order not to be seen as a joke by some bad friends, he can only leave the equipment after getting married.

And the current situation, does it prove that he did not make a mistake in this step?The wrong thing is the first few steps-choosing the wrong object?

As soon as Ah Mie was mentioned, he immediately remembered the blessing he received when he got married—"Brother, if you are not heterosexual, you are a perfect match with a ladyboy!" It was this sentence that let him know that ladyboys are the same, and then It will make him spread all his anger on the shemale with excuses without venting his emotions.

Thinking of this, he was very annoyed. He originally wanted to be friends with the shemale, but now he has made a mess of himself, what should he do now?

As soon as he walked to the front hall, Phantom Killer heard his cousin ask: "Brother, is getting married fun?"

Seeing Mirage Miter's smiling face close in front of him, Mirage Miter clenched his fist and wanted to slap him twice, it was all because of your words!After thinking about it, he gave Mirage Miter a hard look before walking straight to his friend.

The stared Mirage scratched his head inexplicably, what did he do wrong?That sentence is wrong, getting married is not fun?Or did the shemale say something that made his brother angry?Or is his brother repenting?

"Be kind as a donkey's liver and lungs." Mirage whispered.

"What did you say?" Phantom Killer who heard the voice frowned and turned back.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." After Mirage finished speaking, he returned to the dining table, took out the prepared lunch box and filled it with a few dishes, then put them back in the storage bag, and then sat down and ate without waiting for everyone's reaction. 'A bunch of idiots, why don't they attend the wedding banquet just for food? '

Phantom Killer sat down next to his friend, and ate the dishes dullly.

Phantom Jue approached Phantom Killer and asked in a low voice: "Boss, the bride is supposed to be a transvestite, right?" Otherwise, the previous low pressure could not be explained.

"I see, I must have seen the forum saying that the boss is too ugly, so the bride ran away from the marriage." Phantom Shang Zhenzhen said, and was kicked by the Phantom Jue beside him after speaking, what an idiot, what kind of pot? Which pot to open!

"Boss, do you want to delete the article on the forum? Otherwise, it's okay to clarify." Mirage asked.

The phantom on the other side approached ruthlessly and said, "Are you stupid? They didn't break the law and didn't reveal their privacy. Can you explain why you deleted it like this?"

"Besides, you're going to post the photo of the boss to clarify?" Mirage Wuying answered.

"Then what should we do?" Phantom frowned and said, just let it go?

"An explanation is a cover-up, so let's just leave it at that. Originally, marriage was just for a mission, and it's the same as everyone else." Phantom Slayer sighed, and now he just wanted to know how to redeem the sin he had committed.

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The world is in a lively scene because of a system message.

[System]: Congratulations to the player Phantom Killer and I am a shemale, I am afraid that whoever is married, let us congratulate them on their happy wedding & early birth of a baby!

As soon as this news came out, this line of words appeared in front of all players, and immediately after the words disappeared, there were fireworks all over the sky, and the game world fell into a festive atmosphere.

[World] Venus: I read that right, the number one god in this game married a human demon?

[World] The sky is so blue: It is estimated that no one wants to marry, after all, the forum said that the god is too ugly, and it has reached a tragic level.

[World] Qingqing Riverside Grass: Damn, can you still believe what is said on the forum these days?

[World] Xuan'er Piao Piao: Indeed, does not wanting to get married in the game mean ugly?I don't want to get married, and I'm still a beautiful woman.

[World] Dog God Immortal: Can you marry a ladyboy without being ugly?The two men are disgusting!vomit~

[World] Ladyboy 0000: What happened to the ladyboy?What happened to the two men?My husband and I are also two men, so let's fight if we don't accept it!

[World] Shemale 0000's husband: My wife is right, let's fight!

[World] hsdhoa: God of dogs, you are scolded every time you speak ╮(╯_╰)╭

[World] Wind blowing butt cool: If you want me to say, the marriage of the gods must be for the mission, otherwise whoever marries an account that is obviously a shemale.

[World] Mengmengda: These days, there are people who are both married, not to mention marrying a demon, what a fuss.

[World] One flower, one world: This game can't be double played, otherwise it is estimated that there are only a lot of double open marriages, after all, there are double mounts for marriage.

[World] Venus: Two mounts?Who has seen it?

[World] One flower, one world: No one has ever obtained it. Apart from getting married, you have to have couple intimacy, do couple tasks, etc. to get it, but according to sources, the two-person mount is very handsome.

[World] A Blossoming Flower: True or False?

[World] Ladyboy 0000: Husband, let's get married too.

[World] Shemale 0000's husband: Okay, I just went to see it, the appointment is full today, we will get married tomorrow!

[World] Ladyboy 0000: Husband, I love you so much! ~mua~

[World] Shemale 0000's husband: Wife, I love you too! ~mua~

[World] Dog God Immortal: Nima, it's disgusting!

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Phantom Sha listened to Phantom Jue's words and glanced at the chat records in the world. Sure enough, as A Mie said, the direction of public opinion has become that everyone is concerned about the marriage of the game, not the fact that he married a human demon.

Suddenly remembered the ladyboy who was neglected in the wedding room. After asking the boy to order a few dishes, Phantom Killer went to find the ladyboy with a food box, and then saw his cousin happily delivering food to the ladyboy.

Phantom gritted her teeth with a murderous aura, and finally had a chance to apologize before being preempted by you bastard.

He had no choice but to stare at his cousin fiercely while carrying the food box, seeing the two people in front of him chatting in and out of the window seemed to be having a good time, and he was depressed.

It turns out that the ladyboy has this changeable expression when facing Ah Mie, which is the same as when the other party is doing the task alone. Does this mean that they get along very comfortably?

Immediately, he remembered the dignified mocking look on the ladyboy's face when he said those words before, and he clenched his fists, everything is really not going well today!

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2016.12.13