Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

An Keying, who has been offline, is still thinking about apologizing. People always find out after the fact that "God's evil is still forgivable, but self-inflicted evil cannot live." What should I do if the transgressor is not online tomorrow?

After breakfast the next day, An Keying read the book for an hour and then looked at the time, wondering if he should play the game or not. Yesterday he wasted a day in the game, but how can he apologize as soon as possible if he doesn't play the game?

An Keying, who was infinitely entangled, finally decided to go online, and he would go offline if the ladyboy was not there.The result was as he expected, the shemale was really not online, and he decided to go to the community fitness center to do some boxing because of his irritability.

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Ouyang Xuanyi was woken up early in the morning by Zhang Lijing, looked for his mobile phone and looked, damn, it’s only seven o’clock, and the mobile phone showed two missed calls from Ah Mie, it must be that he was not online yesterday and the other party was worried, after thinking about it Thinking it's still too early, I went to wash and make breakfast for the mirror.

This guy, Jing, knows that the taste of his cooking is only average, but every time he stays the next day he will make a fuss and ask him to cook, euphemistically saying "I miss the taste of Xuan cooking", helpless This sentence can work.

After the two of them had breakfast, they went to a certain room to get high, and that room was a karaoke room converted from a mirror.The three of their friends are veritable maiba, or the kind who are tone-deaf. Because other friends can't stand them, the party will never stop in the K room. In desperation, Jing took a room at home to decorate it into a K room, so they wanted to When you sing, you can rap and sing.

This villa was a gift from Zhang Lijing's divorced father at his 18-year-old coming-of-age ceremony.Although I don't know why Jing's parents divorced, and I don't know why Jing was raised by his grandparents at a young age, but it is precisely because of this that they can meet and become best friends.

The two of them were very high in the room all morning, and he couldn't help but be thankful that the sound insulation was done well, otherwise they would have been scolded to death for crying and howling like ghosts when others were still sleeping in early on the weekend.

Thinking of this, Ouyang Xuanyi suddenly asked Zhang Lijing: "Jing, can your darling bear this?"

Zhang Lijing was taken aback by the question, frowned and thought for a while, as if he had never played like this in front of his family Darling. "No, we've been busy with romance for more than a month, and we haven't done this kind of thing."

"..." What is romance?Isn't it romantic for two people to sing a love song? "How do you two get along?"

"Eat, chat, watch movies, hehe, it's not suitable for children." Zhang Lijing said excitedly.

"..." Ouyang Xuanyi raised his forehead, "Can you two sit quietly and enjoy the afternoon?"

Zhang Lijing thought for a while and said: "Yes, but we sat hugging each other, and then sat and sat, hehe." After speaking, he bumped into Ouyang Xuanyi with a smirk, as if to say, you understand.

Hearing this answer, Ouyang Xuanyi rolled his eyes at his friend, thinking that you two can't be normal except that you are not suitable for children?Then it occurred to them that they had known each other for less than two months, and they were now in a passionate relationship, so it seemed right that they were so sticky.

It was the same when Wang Jin and his daughter-in-law first fell in love. Eating with them was a torment. They hung up their waists, touched their hands, and kissed their faces, making him and Zhang Lijing feel like they were invisible.

But after hearing what Zhang Lijing said, he now disapproves of them getting married within two months.

Although I have never been in love, I have seen too many examples.People in love, especially those in passionate love, have basically zero IQ.Now Jing and his family Darling are in a passionate relationship, and there are basically too many words to say.

Just how to talk to the mirror?If he said it, the other party might not be able to listen to it, but if he didn't, he was afraid that the other party would marry on impulse.It's really difficult, no wonder it is said that "a clean official is difficult to handle housework", and it is really difficult for a third party to intervene in emotional matters.

In fact, he sometimes wants to experience the feeling of passionate love, but whenever this idea arises, he will think of the scene when his friend fell in love.

In China, homosexuality is not yet recognized. Some people say that homosexuality is synonymous with promiscuity, and some people say that homosexuality is a disease... In short, you can say anything.

Therefore, he thinks it is better not to fall in love.

Afterwards, the two of them played until their voices were almost hoarse before they stopped, Ouyang Xuanyi looked at the clock on the wall, it was almost 11:30, he quickly called up his friend: "Let's go shopping, or I'll be hungry soon. "

"Okay, okay." Zhang Lijing said reluctantly.

"I said your refrigerator is too full, don't you both eat?"

Zhang Lijing spread his hands: "You know me, and he doesn't know how to cook."

You can do this? "You, since you don't want strangers to come in and out of your house, you have to start practicing cooking now. I used to say that cooking alone is boring, but now I am not alone, and there will be children in the future. Could it be that the whole family Eat outside?"

"Fuck, I forgot that there will be children." Zhang Lijing exclaimed upon hearing this.

if not?Don't want children?Ouyang Xuanyi has already thought about it, as soon as he turns 30, he will immediately find a surrogacy agency, preferably two, who can keep each other company. "By the way, what does your darling do? Is it okay to live here? When will you show us the real person?"

Embarrassing, Zhang Lijing only thought about the romance between the two, and didn't even remember to bring it to his friends for appraisal, so he lost his mind and decided to get married right away? "Let's pick a time to meet when he comes back from a business trip. Like you, he's in finance, but he's in an investment bank."

Ouyang Xuanyi was stunned, he always thought that the other party was working in a company. "Who is richer, you or him?" If you do well in the investment banking industry, it is said that the annual salary can reach tens of millions.

"He, his annual salary should be several million. I didn't ask for details. Why are you asking this?"

"Jing, you find someone so rich, remember to help me when I'm poor in the future."

"Nimma, your annual salary is one million, okay?" Besides, what your parents left you is enough for you to spend your whole life, but you can't say, "Besides, you basically don't buy luxury goods, and your money doesn't matter at all. Can’t run out.” Who would believe you when you say you’re poor?

"Wahhaha, you discovered all of this." Ouyang Xuanyi was delighted.

"..." My dear, you obviously posted it to us when you got your first bonus, okay?

Seeing that the other party didn't cooperate, Ouyang Xuanyi continued to be wronged and said: "But I still don't earn as much as you."

Zhang Li was convinced, and said helplessly: "Okay, when you are poor, I will definitely help you unlimitedly, including food, shelter, and entertainment."

Seeing his friend's helpless expression, Ouyang Xuanyi smiled happily. It was really fun to be with him, and he didn't need to worry about anything at all.

While talking, the two of them arrived at a nearby supermarket. Since Zhang Lijing said that he would start learning how to cook, the two of them bought two days' worth of ingredients.

Back at the villa, the two of them worked together to quickly prepare lunch.

Zhang Lijing did a good job cooking for the first time at such an age, at least he looked decent.

At this time, the two were standing in front of the dining table, Ouyang Xuanyi couldn't help sighing when he saw the other staring at him, and picked up a piece of chicken that looked good and put it in his mouth.

Zhang Lijing kept staring at Ouyang Xuanyi's expression, seeing that the other person chewed for a long time as usual and swallowed it without giving any advice, he became anxious: "Honey, you can decide whether it tastes good or not!"

"Haha, Jing, you are really impatient. I think the taste is not bad, neither salty nor bland, which is exactly what we like." Jing actually cooked better than himself for the first time.

"It tastes good? Is it delicious or not?"

"..." Tastes good and bad? "Try it yourself, but you can make it like this for the first time, it seems that you are very talented."

"Really?" Zhang Lijing dubiously picked up a piece and tasted it, ah, he made this? "Xuan, it seems that I really have a talent for cooking. I have wasted so many years."

Ouyang Xuanyi thought to himself that it was so troublesome for him to eat and cook alone. "Yes, it's not too late for you to start now."

"Well, I'll try my best."

So the two ate happily.

Zhang Lijing excitedly ran back to his room to call his family Darling just after eating, while Ouyang Xuanyi was sitting in the living room watching the noon news while sending a message to Ah Mie.

When Zhang Lijing came back from the phone call, Ouyang Xuanyi had already fallen asleep on the sofa, and he couldn't help but rejoice that his sofa was chosen well, otherwise his friend would wake up uncomfortable after such a sleep.Taking a thin blanket to cover his friend, he sat opposite and looked at each other.

I haven't seen you for almost two months. My friend should be doing well. He looks very energetic and has a brighter personality. It should be because he met someone in the game that he can chat with.But, Xuan, when will you meet your other half?

After thinking about it, Zhang Lijing also lay on the sofa. To be friends, in addition to having the same blessings and sufferings, you also have to sleep on the sofa together.

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When Ouyang Xuanyi woke up, in the dim light, he saw his friend sleeping on the sofa on the other side until the blankets fell to the floor. He picked up his phone and checked the time. It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and he had slept like this for nearly four hours. Hours, it's amazing.

After opening the curtains, he pushed Zhang Lijing who was sleeping like a dead pig: "Jing, wake up."

"Huh? Is it dawn?" Zhang Lijing rubbed his eyes and sat up and asked.

"Yeah, the sun is shining on the buttocks." Ouyang Xuanyi just finished speaking and turned on a lamp.

"Oh, it's dead."

"..." I just opened one, okay. "Hurry up and wash up and prepare to make dinner. I'm still in a hurry to go back."

"What are you going back to do? Sleep here."

"Honey, I have to go to work tomorrow!" Sleeping in this suburban area, he has to get up at what time tomorrow morning, and the work clothes are still at home. The main reason is that he promised Ah Mie to go online tonight.

Seeing Ouyang Xuanyi staring at him, Zhang Lijing immediately stood up and said with an apologetic smile, "Okay, okay."

By the time the two of them finished tossing and eating, it was almost seven o'clock.

Ouyang Xuanyi didn't even watch the evening news, he hurriedly packed his things and prepared to go back.

Zhang Lijing smacked his lips and asked, "Are you going to leave if you don't sit down until you're full?"

If you sit any longer, I guess A Mie's phone call is coming, he can't stand the other party's dick-like behavior. "No, I still have something to do at eight o'clock. It will take at least 40 minutes to go back from here." I hope there will be no traffic jam.

"Okay then, be careful on the way, and remember to text me when you arrive."

"Well, then I'm leaving, I'll harass you again when I have time." Ouyang Xuanyi waved his hand while holding his luggage.

"Honey, I'm welcome anytime~ Meme~"

Ouyang Xuanyi was incompetent to his friend's incompetence, he didn't bother to respond, so he opened the door and drove home.

The author has something to say:

Why can't I collect it?Is it really that badly written?

2016.12.21