Holographic online game Xiaobai's counterattack

"Is the corner of your mouth cracked again?" Ouyang Xuanyi asked, who was rubbing the red marks on An Keying's face.

"Well, I tore it when I laughed today." An Keying replied naturally with her eyes closed, enjoying the massage service of his homeowner.

Ouyang Xuanyi thought for a while, and asked, "Did your secretary tell you a joke?"

"No, he was joking."

"Oh?"

"My secretary's name is Li Jin. I'll introduce you to him next time. He is a person who likes to read novels and bring the content into reality." Speaking of this, An Keying held down the corner of his mouth that was "about to move" and continued, " Once we worked overtime all night, he saw the cleaner cleaning with a broom, and he went up and took it and rode it. He probably brought in a story about a wizard. He thought he could fly on any broom. The scene at that time was simply amazing. , all the drowsy people at the scene laughed the drowsiness away." The cousin who came to help himself laughed and wiped his tears, shouting that he must recruit Secretary Li to his company.

Ouyang Xuanyi hooked the corners of his lips, thinking that this person must be sleepy and confused, so he asked: "Then what joke did he make today?"

President An really hated this unlaughable world, coughed and said, "He treats me like a zongzi in the tomb."

"Pfft hahahaha~ What a talent! What did you do to make him misunderstand like this?" Ouyang Xuanyi asked curiously while avoiding the potion in his hand, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes.

An Keying raised his hand to his head and waved, indicating that he didn't know.God knows what kind of imagination his secretary has. Yesterday it was fine to wear a Beijing opera face, but today it becomes a zongzi.

Ouyang Xuanyi looked at the face of wounded An, it looks more like a clown, right?After thinking about it, he concluded: "The working atmosphere in your company should be very good."

An Keying heard the words and opened his eyes to look at his landlord, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you coming?"

"..." Ouyang Xuanyi said in his heart that I don't even know where you work, how did you come here?However, he felt that his current job was not bad, and he didn't plan to change it, so he replied, "No, thank you."

"Ouyang, what do you do?" An Keying closed her eyes and asked boredly.

Ouyang Xuanyi replied without thinking: "The financial system, the bank."

Hearing this answer, An Ke Yingxin said it's no wonder, the banks that do well are much easier than theirs and have better benefits, and those who do poorly usually resign after two years. "Looks like you're doing pretty well there."

"It's not bad. I'll like it after I get used to it." The most important thing is that this job and position were arranged for him by his parents. The holidays are good, the benefits are good, and the relationship between colleagues is also good, except that it is a bit boring.

"Well, as long as you like it. These days, it's not easy to find a job, and it's even more difficult to find a job you like." An Keying said emotionally.

Could this be said by a big boss?Ouyang Xuanyi frowned and thought, but is it appropriate to ask further?He thought for a while, and asked casually: "You big boss still understands the sufferings of the world?"

Hearing this, An Keying opened his eyes again, only to see Ouyang Xuanyi was packing up his things, and asked, "Have you applied it?"

"Hmm, tonight and tomorrow it should be fine." Ouyang Xuanyi finished speaking and went out.

Both of them forgot the previous question.

Since the pineapple rice and pastries were only eaten around four o'clock, the two of them unanimously decided to postpone the dinner time to 07:30 and just cook a bowl of noodles.It was only 05:30, the two of them closed the door tacitly and entered the game respectively.

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Not long after the ladyboy went online, she received a message from Mirage—"Shemale? You got fired?"

"..." Ah Mie really can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth!Anyone who has been rated as an "excellent employee" every year can be fired, and that unit is definitely about to collapse. "Aren't you here at this point, so you were fired?"

Mirage Extinguisher pouted at the other end, thinking that the shemale really refused to admit defeat.The department manager of their company has privileges and responsibilities. When there is nothing to do, they can play online for half an hour and check the player's attitude and satisfaction with the game. It's working now!"

"Oh." Shemale shrugged, well, this is one of the benefits of working in a game company - you can play and work at the same time, no wonder all the phantoms are online.

At this time, the street lights are dim, which shows that the game is at the time when the NPC is sleeping. The ladyboy said that it is a coincidence that the two times he went online was either at night or late at night.He glanced at his mission and decided to hand in the Moonlight Grass.

The moment the farmer opened the door and saw the ladyboy, tears welled up in his eyes, and he choked up and said, "Guest officer, if you come back one day late, my weeping pig will die." After speaking, he hurriedly brought the ladyboy into the house, While leading the way, he said, "By the way, sir, have you found the Moonlight Grass?"

The ladyboy was speechless, thinking that he was too slow to think of the most important question until he brought people in. After thinking about it, he nodded honestly: "I found it."

"Thank you so much! Moonlight grass is hard to find. I couldn't find that one last time. As a result, alas." The farmer sighed greatly after finishing speaking.

The ladyboy didn't answer any more, and after being led all the way to the depths of the house by the farmer, he realized belatedly, is this taking him to see the tearful pig?I have to say that shemale herself is sometimes quite slow.

In the deepest room, there is an area enclosed by a plastic film, and the ground and surrounding areas inside the film are covered with thick straw.

Seeing this, the ladyboy was puzzled. Although he had never raised pigs, he had seen them in the news.He didn't remember that other people raised pigs with so much grass on the ground, after all, it was inconvenient to clean. "Tear Pig,"

"Hush!" The ladyboy was interrupted by the farmer before she finished speaking, and then the farmer motioned the ladyboy to bend down and hide behind the plastic wall covered by straw, and stretched out his hand towards the ladyboy.

The ladyboy handed the moonshine grass knowingly, and saw the farmer chew the moonshine grass and stuff it into colorful, uh, flower buns?Is this a new type of feed?

Before the ladyboy could finish thinking, the farmer lifted a corner of the plastic wrap and threw the steamed buns into it.

The shemale raised her brows curiously. Raising a pig is like raising a wild animal and feeding it by throwing it away. Is this still a pig?After thinking about it, I imitated the farmer's movements and slowly leaned out to look into the plastic film.

As soon as Hua Mantou fell to the ground, a little pig poked its head out of the nest timidly when it heard the sound, but its tearful eyes were cleverly checking the surrounding situation, and then slowly crawled out of the nest and ran towards Hua Mantou.

The ladyboy saw a little pig with long arms, thick thighs, and a pink flower-shaped pig of unknown species running freely on the haystack, and glanced around from time to time, as if worried that someone of the same kind would grab food from it. .

The tearful pig quickly ran to the place where the steamed bun was, sniffed it, and then bit off half of the bun with one bite, chewed it, swallowed it, and ate the whole bun with one more bite.After that, a "world war" started in the plastic film.

The tearful pig ran wildly in the straw as if it had taken a stimulant, and the straw was flying all over the sky. If it weren't for the plastic film to block it, it would definitely scurry around the house.

The shemale nodded her chin, so that's what the straw was for - let it drain energy without hurting herself?As soon as he finished thinking, the ladyboy received a system notification that he had reached level 47, which was 48% away from level 10.He couldn't help raising his eyebrows, thinking that this mission actually gave so much experience?

The farmer saw the condition of the crying pig and signaled that the shemale could go out.

As soon as he left the house, the farmer said gratefully: "Girl, thank you for finding the moonlight grass. This is a reward for you." After speaking, he took out a pair of gloves and handed it to the demon, and then said, "This is the moonlight grass when I was apprenticed in the early years. The meeting gift given by the master, but I am not good at learning, so it would be a waste for me to let this pair of gloves go, why not give it to the girl."

The ladyboy didn't notice the change of the name of the farmer, but just thought about whether the things sent by other people's masters can be accepted?Although it looked like a very old and ordinary glove.

Before the ladyboy could make a choice, the farmer put the glove into the ladyboy's hand and jokingly said, "If the girl likes it, you are welcome to bring me a moonlight grass at any time."

Hearing this, the ladyboy felt that the gloves on her hands became a bit heavy, and couldn't help but say that these gloves are very expensive?Then I picked up the gloves to check the properties, and found that the gloves can increase the success rate of gem inlays by 10%.He was dazed after watching it, and just answered: "I will definitely find another one for you next time."

After leaving the farmhouse, the ladyboy rode a big-horned deer and ran to the 45th level strange point - the vampire bat. Passing by the range of the moonlight grass, he deliberately got off the deer to look for it for a while, and continued on his way after failing to find it.

When the shemale was working hard to upgrade the vampire bat, Mirage teamed up with him and rushed towards him.

The two chatted and brushed monsters, but they ignored the weird emotions when killing wild monsters.

"Ah Mie, why did you suddenly think of killing monsters with me?" the ladyboy asked Mirage Mie.

Mirage threw out a fireball and replied: "It's been a long time since I played with you, and I feel that something is missing. It's not like I came with you just after finishing the dungeon."

"Aren't you going home from get off work?" He remembered the time correctly, it should be almost six o'clock.

"It's okay, I'll play with you now, but I won't be able to accompany you tonight." After Mirage finished speaking, he smiled wretchedly.

Hearing the laughter, the ladyboy felt chills, touched the goosebumps on his arms, shook his body, gave the two people the skill "Strengthening the body" that replenished the upper limit of their health, and threw a skill that continuously returns blood "Gan Lin Yu", only then asked: "Is there a date for the beautiful woman tonight?"

Mirage Extinction did not answer the rare question from the ladyboy, but smiled more obscenely, and killed monsters more bravely.

Well, there's no need to answer, just like this, it's not like the beauty asked him to cut his own eyes. "Then you don't want to go home and dress up?" Just as the ladyboy finished speaking, Phantom Miter stopped his action of fighting monsters, and a large number of vampire bats rushed up in an instant, and the ladyboy standing in the center of the monsters immediately frantically launched his only group attack so far With the skill "Fan Wu Fei Yang", he yelled at Mirage Mie at the same time, "A Mie, what are you thinking? Don't fight monsters for me! Young master, I can't hold it any longer!"

Mirage Extinguisher was yelled back to his senses by the ladyboy, and immediately summoned a fire dragon when he saw this, and after almost killing the bats, he said: "Shemale, you didn't remind me earlier, now I have to go offline, I will ask my brother to help you." After speaking, he flicked his skills and hurriedly contacted Phantom Kill, and didn't even see the movement of the ladyboy to stop him.

Is it really good to let the great god accompany me to brush monsters?After thinking about it, the ladyboy twitched two middle fingers at Mirage, who was dazzled by love, despised you, and made you "have the opposite sex but have no humanity"!

Phantom Killer and Phantom Jue just completed a level 50 dungeon, and were about to go again when they received a message from their cousin asking them to accompany the monster to level up, and they replied casually: "Okay. But what are you going to do?" go?"

"Hey, brother, I met my true love, I have a date with a beautiful woman tonight!" Mirage said triumphantly.

"..." Phantom Killing Heart said that it is good that you don't meet scammers who are cheating money, so he got out of Phantom Jue's team, thinking of "teaming with transvestites". The dumbfounded "four | people | gang" ran towards the ladyboy.

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2017.02.03