Jiang Fengyuhuo vs Ugly Mian [Entertainment]

After the Easter eggs were over, the lights were turned on, and the audience wailed:

"Where is it sweet? Where is it sweet? This is clearly a steel knife smeared with honey!"

"Sanyuan is in Chang'an...but Chang'an is dead! In Wuchang'an! Thinking of the ending of the two of them is even more cruel!"

"This mouth is full of shards of glass, oh no, I'm about to vomit blood... What a sweet fart!"

"Where's the screenwriter! Where's the director! Where's my knife!!"

"Give me back in Chang'an! Such a good CP is separated from heaven and man forever, director, won't your conscience hurt!!"

The premiere is a grand event, and there are so many multimedia cameras at the scene, so most of the fans and audience who received the invitation have carefully dressed up before coming, with decent clothes and neat makeup.Originally, you can cry when the movie is showing. It’s pitch black and no one can see anyone. Now that the movie is over and the lights are on, everyone wants to dry their tears and control their emotions so that they don’t lose face in front of the camera——

Naihe can't control it at all!

At the end of the film, the scene of Li Yu dancing his sword in the heavy snow, and the last easter egg, the more he thought about it, the more sad and uncomfortable he became, the more sad he got from it. When he turned his head, he found that everyone else was crying, even the cameraman who was carrying the camera. Everyone is wiping tears!What do you care, cry!With snot and tears coming down, who cares about the image problem? If it weren't for the large number of on-site staff, it is estimated that they will immediately rush to the director and screenwriter to create a "murder scene".

In order to appease the "public anger", Yang Tao quickly pushed the two leading actors out: "Every audience at the scene can get a poster co-signed by Yu Huo and Zimo! You can even shake hands with them!"

Signing is simple, the poster has been prepared in advance, but the handshake part is a bit unusual:

The fans held Yu Huo and Zhao Zimo's hands with tears in their eyes, their expressions full of sorrow and regret, they often couldn't hold back and cried "wow" before they let go, and turned their heads three times when they left, crying as they walked, The scene was spectacular.

However, despite crying miserably, everyone gave the film itself a high praise without hesitation. Maybe the narrative technique still has some habits retained by director Yang Tao when he was filming TV dramas in the past, but whether it is the acting skills of the actors, the lines of the script, the costume styling, Both screen design and soundtrack editing can be regarded as rare masterpieces. All these factors combine to present an unparalleled audio-visual feast for the audience.

Some film critics asserted on the spot that "In Chang'an" can definitely be ranked among the top three among all ancient costume movies in Huaguo.

And as if it was discussed in advance, after the premiere ceremony, Doumi's comments were all like this:

"It's so sweet! The squad leader and Brother Mo are super sweet! My aunt laughed the whole time watching it hahahahaha"

"My mother is so sweet, the pink bubbles all over the screen are so sweet that I won't have to eat sugar for a year."

"Acting skills online, servers, Taohua, online editing, soundtrack online, appearance online, the most important thing is sweetness! It's so sweet! Absolutely sweet, so sweet that you will never forget it! Don't miss it when you pass by!"

"It's sweet from the beginning to the end. After watching it, my heart is full of excitement. It's so good. It's suitable for singles or couples. I recommend it! There are really not many such sweet movies!"

"Remember! There are easter eggs at the end! It's even sweeter!"

"..."

"It's so sweet in Chang'an" directly dominated the trending searches for more than a day on Weibo, and even the media who also participated in the premiere were very cooperative, and most of the film reviews or announcements sent out used "the ups and downs of the plot, the emotional excitement of the audience, There are constant applause" is a vague description.

Affected by many positive comments on the Internet, and because of Yu Huo and Zhao Zimo's strong box office appeal, "In Chang'an" directly broke the first-day ticket record for domestic films in recent years with a box office of more than 400 million on the first day of its release. top box office record.

And it is probably out of the mental state of "it is better to be abused alone than to be abused by others", "I can't be abused alone", "we must be abused together", "it is one if you can cheat one", the "scam in Chang'an is super sweet" "It wasn't broken until the third day of its release, and there was overwhelming wailing on the Internet:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Those who say sweet, are you devils! Don't your conscience hurt! I cried like a fool in the movie theater!!"

"Where is my 400-meter broadsword, come out and beat me if you say it is sweet!!"

"I really believed in your evil. I heard from my friend that Tian took her two girlfriends to watch the movie excitedly. In the end, she cried and I cried too. I didn't bring enough tissues, and my nose and tears were all dripping down. In the end, I used my t I just caught it! Just bought it! Limited edition!! Can you understand the feeling of tears and snot all inside!!! Compensation!!!!"

"I almost cried to death in the movie theater and you told me sweet, sweet your sister! You have a taste disorder! Give me back the sweet in Chang'an CP!!"

"Let me sort out my psychological journey of watching movies for everyone: I heard that the movie is sweet—I'm looking forward to it—Wow, it's so sweet—My aunt laughs—the smile gradually disappears—what the fuck is like this—what the hell is Chang'an Dead—what if I leave alone for a long time——fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah!”

"In Chang'an, in Wuchang'an. Don't I just want tears! Can't I give it to you!! You are the devil!!!"

"The last easter egg really touched the hearts, liver, spleen, kidneys and lungs, so Wen Pingwei didn't have any deep meaning when he named Jian Wu? Since the front is so sweet, let's be together! Why don't you let them be together? Ahhh!"

"Screenwriter, come out, I'll give you something, super sweet, really"

"Director Yang, come out too, I promise not to do anything, really"

"What am I talking about, the role played by the squad leader has never ended well: Ren Zha was beaten to death, Cheng Ran's leg was amputated, Seventh Aunt was locked up for virus experiments, Zhang Yuansheng was taken away by ghosts, Li In the pain of losing my beloved love and yin and yang... I beg you! Can't you give the squad leader a script with a happy ending!!"

"The most abusive part of the movie has not actually been released. If it is said that in the ten years after Wen Pingwei's death, Li Zai still had the idea of ​​revenge for him, what about after the revenge? To survive? There are shadows of Chang’an everywhere, but Chang’an can’t be found anywhere. The most difficult thing in life is that you can’t ask for love and parting. I can’t imagine how Li will live in the future.”

"Upstairs, please stop talking! I'm still a child and can't stand this kind of grievance! It took me so much to stop my tears!!"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it! The ending in the movie is fake! In fact, Chang'an must have faked his death. When all the corrupt officials are killed, Chang Liu will go back and meet him. From then on, we will travel together in the world's mountains and rivers, and live in seclusion in the mountains and forests. Couple's life!!"

"That's right! Chang'an is a suspended animation! He promised Li Zai that he would drink with him and accompany him to travel around the world!!"

"One person begged Director Yang to make the second part with a bloody letter! Just shoot Chang'an's daily life after he faked his death and Changliu's traveling around the mountains and rivers! I will definitely contribute to the box office! Is one hundred pictures enough!"

"Two blood books!"

"Three blood books!"

"Although the ending is a bit miserable, the movie is really good. The actors were chosen too well. Whether it's Li Zai, Wen Pingwei, Feng Yinxue and Yan Tongtian, everyone played their roles well."

"Indeed, not only the squad leader and Brother Mo, but Ms. Bao's oiran is simply perfect. The words "soul-spiriting and charming" are tailor-made for her. I, a woman, want to jump on her when I see it."

"Squad leader! Brother Mo! Why do you play these two roles so well!! I hate it!!!"

"Anyone want to go to the second brush?"

"...Upstairs, I respect you for being a man"

"real man"

"A real man plus one"

"True man plus two"

"Real man plus... fill me up!!"

The film's "sweet" illusion has been shattered, but the praise is still endless, and the box office continues to rise with a strong momentum.After watching the movie, apart from tearing up the audience and expressing high recognition of the acting skills of the leading actors, Yu Huo and Zhao Zimo also gained tens of millions of CP fans in just half a month, and Cuttlefish CP completely crushed the previous and Yu CP with invincible momentum. All the CPs related to Huo have become the unshakable trump card combination in the hearts of fans. For a while, various edited videos, comics, and fans of Yu Huo and Zhao Zimo being played by Lalang have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain.

For this kind of phenomenon, Major General Jiang, who is diligent in paying attention to the trend of CP fans, doesn't mind, but after a few minutes of being sour, he forgets it in the process of catching the embers: the rings are all worn by the daughter-in-law. Fans can still pry him away, the most important thing is to hug him in his arms and eat him in his mouth.

He was more concerned about another matter.

"Baby," Jiang Feng wiped Yu Huo's sweaty forehead hair, and rubbed his nose against his flushed face.Yu Huo's eyes were filled with a layer of water mist due to the tide of emotion that has not yet dissipated, and now it looks like two black and bright gemstones soaked in spring water: "Promise me, no matter what difficulties you encounter in the future, you will always be happy." You can’t choose to commit suicide like Wen Pingwei in the movie, you tell me, as long as we work together, nothing can’t be solved.”

In his opinion, Wen Pingwei's behavior was extremely reckless and extremely selfish, and he would be happy to die. Have you ever thought about what other people will do?If Jiang Feng was in Li Zai's position and something happened to Yu Huo, to be honest, he had no confidence at all that he could persevere, and he might go with him after avenging Yu Huo by killing and avenging him.

Yu Huo was panting a little anxiously, his fingers lost strength from grasping the quilt for a long time, his supple body was covered with sweat, and it slid down the body and smooth texture, forming a small wet spot on the dark bed sheet.It took a while for her slightly absent-minded eyes to refocus, and she looked at her lover who was supporting her: "...What kind of nonsense is this."

Jiang Feng refused to let go, grabbed his finger and put it to his mouth and kissed: "You promise me." This coquettish, he himself couldn't help a chill.

But Yu Huo has been under more and more pressure recently because of the endorsement bill, he dare not take this risk, he must get a personal guarantee.

Yu Huo was a little helpless, but he seemed to understand why Jiang Feng's worries arose, he raised his arms and hugged his neck, and said solemnly: "I promise you, no matter what happens, I will never commit suicide." This life was originally a gift from heaven, how could he give it up so easily.

Satisfied, Jiang Feng got out of bed, picked up his lover and walked to the bathroom: "Come on, I'll wash it for you." Such a big double bathtub should not be wasted.

The other client in Cuttlefish CP has a completely different psychological experience.

Zhao Zimo sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, looking at Mei Qin behind the desk who was so absorbed in her work that she didn't even glance at him, he was very dissatisfied: "I've shown you the video and comics, why aren't you jealous at all?"

Mei Qin didn't lift her head: "Why are you jealous?"

"Eat me and Yu Huo's jealousy!" Zhao Zimo put down his long legs and stood up, walking quickly to the opposite side of the desk.During this period of time, he insisted on exercising and gaining muscle, and he walked with a bit of vigor. He put his hands on the table and stared at Mei Qin: "Those video comics are all about making me and Yu Huo a pair. Now Everyone on the Internet is shouting that Cuttlefish cp is together, why don't you react at all."

"It was influenced by the movie. The fans hoped that Li Zai and Wen Pingwei would have a good ending, so it was projected on you and Yu Huo. After a while, the heat will subside and it will be fine. Don't think too much, it has nothing to do with you."

"It doesn't matter! Wen Pingwei is me, okay? To the fans, I am Wen Pingwei, and Wen Pingwei is me!"

This time Mei Qin raised her head: "Are you Wen Pingwei?"

Zhao Zimo's face was so cool and frantic: "Otherwise."

"Wen Pingwei in the movie is talented, talented, educated, rich and caring. He cares about the country and the people and takes the people of the country as his own responsibility. He is proud and swears to die to disobey the evil, and he can sacrifice his life for righteousness to prove his innocence." Mei Qin raised her eyebrows, the disdain in her phoenix eyes was simply On the verge of coming out: "How can you compare to others?"

Zhao Zimo gritted his teeth, strode around behind the desk to support the boss chair and pushed it back, leaned over and trapped Mei Qin between him and the chair, bowed his head and said, "I have a boyfriend, but he doesn't!"