After the dregs

① Diary with a baby

Yannuo's kid, named Yu, is now six and a half years old, a very good boy with round eyes and a round face.He perfectly inherited the genes of the Han family. He has curly hair and soft hair like a lion cub. He looks snow white and has a sweet mouth. Anyone who sees him will feel happy.

He is the heart and soul of grandparents, the whole family spoils him like the heart and soul, who wouldn't like a child like him?

Everyone said that of course he was not like the brat outside.

Right, of course Yan Nuo is not a brat... isn't he?

07:30am.

Han Zhibai opened the door and prepared to wake the children up. As soon as he stepped in, he saw that the Lego toys he got yesterday were pitifully thrown all over the floor. Hurring and talking in sleep under the blanket, it was obvious that he was not awake.

He just opened the corner of the quilt when he went up, "Aren't you awake, are you awake..." The little guy pretended not to sleep, and immediately muttered and crawled forward like a caterpillar, plugging his ears and pretending not to hear.

It's a pity that this trick doesn't work, "Get up." Han Zhibai took him to brush his teeth, and the heavy little radish got up angrily, kicking his hands and feet, rubbing the messy saliva marks on his clothes and leaving long marks...

Han Zhibai moved his eyes away calmly, he put Yan Nuo on the special small chair, carefully held the child with one hand and squeezed the toothpaste.Yan Nuo's peach blossom eyes drooped sleepily, and he was so sleepy that he tilted his head and leaned against him. Finally, after brushing his teeth and stepping on his feet, he used his fat hands to reach some water to press down the curly hair. Only after opening the mouth and checking can it be released.

After a lot of tossing and finally brushing his teeth, the kid rushed out like a cannonball, and the fat dog was guarding the door early.He knelt down, touched the dog's head and smiled, "Good morning Xiaobai."

"Woof!" The fat dog shook its tail excitedly, which meant it was time for breakfast.Eating is a very important thing in the dog's world.

Han Zhibai turned around and went into the kitchen to start preparing dinner.

Gu Yuxiu returned to Haidong two days ago. When he left, he was afraid that he would starve the children to death. He specially prepared three meals a day and left a note to remind him that the frozen soup bag should be heated in the microwave for 3 minutes, and the milk should be soaked in warm water first.Facts have proved that such worries are completely unnecessary.

Today, the children had delicious toasted bread, sausage, eggs, and milk for breakfast. Yan Nuo ate the bread decently, but secretly picked out the slightly burnt eggs and handed them to the fat dog waiting under the table.

One person and one dog have a tacit understanding, but it is a pity that it didn't take long for the underground operation to be stopped by Han Zhibai: "You can't be picky eaters."

The eloquent Yannuo child immediately raised his head and retorted crisply, "But last time Dad was picky eaters! Here," he said, wringing his fingers.

(cough, omit bad topics)

How can you say that the adults have done a good job?For a while, Han Zhibai was speechless.

Hum, look, look!So the sharp-eyed kid Yan Nuo was proud, his tail cocked, and little red flowers appeared on his happy head.He had been happy all day...unhappy again.

04:30 pm, this time the little guy is pissed off.

Just now when Gu Yuxiu came back, he was snatched away before he had time to give him a good hug. At this moment, his luggage was still thrown on the sofa, and the door was still locked.

Yan Nuo knocked on the door and refused to open it.

They must have stolen something delicious!

It doesn't matter, the little guy is also very good at finding backstage.He simply climbed onto the sofa and called his grandma to complain, saying that he was going to become an unwanted wild child...

Is this worth it? !Mrs. Han became anxious when she heard this, she hung up the phone and within 10 minutes she was so distressed that she held her grandson in her arms and scolded the two adults for shame!

It's really outrageous!

Gu Yuxiu nodded obediently, his whole face flushed, and he nodded like an ostrich.Han Zhibai frowned and looked at him sideways, he was sitting on the sofa drinking milk and nodding obediently as a child, looking very innocent.

It's too outrageous.

After finally sending Mrs. Han away, Han Zhibai went back to his room and saw the extra lump on the bed, his brows were furrowed immediately.

Promises don't matter.

He clings to Gu Yuxiu and tells stories, not to mention how proud he is.

Think you've won big?The child Yan Nuo woke up the next day in his own small room. He opened his eyes and touched a fluffy dog's head.

"Woof!" The fat dog licked his face.

The kid was at a loss.

"what?"

I was lied to again.These adults.

"Daddy Daddy!"

Gu Yuxiu hadn't opened his eyes yet, he vaguely heard the door knocking vigorously outside and moving his fingers, "Leave him alone." Han Zhibai covered his ears and said softly.Soon he couldn't care less about the movement.

The children are still making trouble, what a lively day.

② Kill two birds with one stone

Yan Nuo doesn't like Uncle very much recently.

Shen Zhiyan would pinch his face, call him little bun, and laugh like a bad fox who ate little rabbits on TV.However, Shen Zhiyan also particularly likes this miniature version of his face, which resembles someone's face very much, and he often squeezes it, which is called a good touch.After all, the big one is not easy to pinch.

But he forgot that a villain and a child are difficult to raise, and the child, Ji Nuo, fully proved that it is not too late for a child to take revenge for ten years.

Yan Nuo planned for a long time and finally one day secretly caught the opportunity.

Early on the weekend, Han Zhibai threw him to Shen's house, just as Shen Zhiyan was not at home.At that time, Song Yu was making the pineapple pie in the kitchen. He cracked two eggs and sprinkled some powdered sugar, and suddenly found a pair of small hands grabbing his clothes.

"Brother Song..." the child raised his head and called to him.

Yan Nuo always yelled at people indiscriminately, but Song Yu liked his yelling like that. Hearing this, he bent down and stroked his soft hair with a smile, "What's the matter?"

Yan Nuo opened her eyes wide and gestured, "Beautiful sister!"

"What?" Song Yu couldn't understand, and said with a smile, "Which pretty sister does Yan Nuo like?"

He shook his head and said seriously, "I saw my uncle hugging that beautiful sister, she is so beautiful."

Director Shen used to be famous for being romantic. Song Yu's face turned green when he heard it, and he lowered his body and asked, "Yan Nuo, did you really see it?"

The kid nodded seriously.

Song Yu immediately sneered and said, "Okay! Let me tell you why you've been running outside all day and night these days! You shameless old man!"

In fact, the kid really saw it with his own eyes, but...

This afternoon, when Shen Zhiyan opened the door, he didn't get a hot pineapple pie, but was almost hit on the bridge of the nose by a pillow that fell from the air.

After a few minutes.

"Where did you go, Xiao Yu? She's still a child..."

"Beast! You don't even spare children?!"

"I…"

Shen Zhiyan couldn't argue, the two children in the room closed the door to eat ice cream, and there was a crackling outside, probably something broke.

It's a nice day today, warm and sunny.

Han Zhibai flipped through the latest issue of the magazine, drank the hot tea made by his daughter-in-law, and just listened casually to the other end of the phone, gnashing his teeth and saying, "Hurry up and take your son away!"

"Why?" he said lightly.

"you…"

The half-sentence on the other end seemed to be interrupted by something. Gu Yuxiu just opened the door and sat next to him, listening to his voice and asking, "What's wrong? Is it a promise?"

"It's nothing." Han Zhibai hung up the phone resolutely and held his hand: "Shen Zhiyan let him stay for a few more days."

"Really?" Gu Yuxiu thought it was true, turned his head and said with a warm smile: "Yannuo really likes going to Zhiyan."

Han Zhibai took the opportunity to change the subject and said, "I'm on vacation for a few days, where do you want to go?"

"all good."

Song Yu didn't know until a few days later that the daughter of an old man whom Shen Zhiyan had known for many years had just returned from abroad. He even deliberately came back to tell his parents during the play...

It's just that the two of them had already been enjoying the sunny beach on the other side of the ocean at that time, and it was too late.

Shen Zhiyan just forgot that the small one is not easy to mess with, but the big one holds grudges.It's a pity that there was someone sticky with soft jade and warm fragrance this night, guarding the vacant room alone.

③Retirement plan

When Yan Nuo first started, it was the old man who taught him by hand.

"A gentleman is not a weapon, which means that we must have principles in life..."

The child tilted his head: "But Yan Nuo is not a gentleman."

"It's okay, Yan Nuo will grow up to be a gentleman," the old man asked him persuasively, "What does Yan Nuo want to do when he grows up?"

"Can I retire like my grandfather when I grow up? Can I stop going to school? Can I go out to play?"

The kid finished asking like a loaded cannonball.

Don't need to go to school?He thinks it's good to retire!

"Yannuo wants to retire!"

He flew away cheering.

"..."

No one knew why Mr. Han locked himself up all afternoon that day.

④ Games

The school will have a sports meeting on Monday, and one of the events will run to the finish line with the child in his arms and led by another parent.

This idea looks perfect, but it's a pity that the Han family's painting style is inconsistent.

As soon as the starting gun fired, Yan Nuo watched helplessly as his father Han picked up the other father and put him down completely, as if there was something different?

The little short legs ran to the end and the scene was messy, and Kid Nuo was the only one... who broadcast to find his father.

snort! (?)

five fishing sisters

Yannuo has a half-sister and two biological sisters on his head, but he has no younger sister.

Ugh.

The pearl of the Zhou family, Zhou Muci's child has a princess disease, but the princess of the Shen family likes to be a knight. The two children are born only a day apart, but they don't match each other.

Yan Nuo was used to it, but suddenly one day they stopped fighting because Mu Mu's mother gave her a younger sister.

This new little guy was born at the end of spring, and his whole body was still pink like a chubby soaked soybean carefully wrapped in a small cloth bag, which was gratifying.

The children lay down in front of the cradle and held their breath carefully for fear of scaring her, "Be careful!" Mu Ci showed the demeanor of being a big sister, very proud.

Yan Nuo asked softly, "Can I touch her?"

Mu Cihu Duzi hurriedly blocked him, "No, no."

If you don't give it, you won't give it.

Yan Nuo was depressed for several hours, until Shen Zhiyan heard about it from his daughter and handed him a fishing rod with a smile: "Go and catch one."

It turns out that my sister was caught by fishing?

The innocent children opened the door to a new world.

It's useless for him to sit in the pond.

Lin Zhou passed by the pond and saw him so startled, "What are you doing?"

As the sun was setting, the child looked at the old monk calmly and replied in the afterglow, "Diaomeimei."

"You little idiot! That's how the kid caught it!" Lin Zhou laughed at him.

"What's that like?"

"Yes..." Lin Zhou froze in the face of the child's pure eyes, sweat dripped from his head, "Yes..."

"Little uncle is an idiot." The child turned his head in disdain.

You are the little idiot!Lin Zhou was completely defeated, and he hugged his tail slumped to ask for comfort.

The moon rose, but Yan Nuo still caught it.

It's just... it seems that the product is not the right version?