I went to cp variety show with my idol

Now that the two were sitting at the dining table, Fu Yan tasted the stir-fried vegetables made by Koujiang Mianshu. How about the taste?To borrow a famous saying: If you can't swear, you have nothing to say.

But Fu Yan still remembered that he was recording a program at the moment, so he had to give Jiang Mian some face and gave Jiang Mian a thumbs up: "You are doing much better than me!"

This is not a lie.

Jiang Mianshu also tasted it, frowned, took out a tissue and spat it out, it was too salty: "Why don't you try something else?"

Fu Yan saw Jiang Mianshu's terrible cooking skills: "Brother, you are a senior, you go first!"

Jiang Mianshu tasted several other dishes. The scrambled eggs with tomatoes were barely enough, and the cold cucumbers were okay. In the end, the two of them ate with these two dishes.

After the meal, Fu Yan cleaned up the dishes like a dog and went to wash the dishes: "Brother, let go of that bowl! Let me do it!"

Jiang Mian is so tired, you come and you come, why are you shouting so loudly!

When Fu Yan finished washing the dishes and came over, Jiang Mianshu put down his phone and said, "There's a new task. Use a group photo to hang the three ropes on that wall."

Fu Yan looked in the direction of Jiang Mianshu's finger, and there were at least 60 group photos to be hung. There were also small heart-shaped clips and a Polaroid in the frame on the floor.

"It's too simple! Not to mention three ropes, I can hang even thirty!" Fu Yan walked over to pick up the Polaroid, "Why don't I know about these tasks?"

"The director sent it on WeChat, didn't you receive it?"

Does the director hold a grudge against me?Fu Yan cried in his heart: "I didn't receive it!"

"Maybe one person was sent to each group."

"Are there any posture requirements?"

"No."

Fu Yan walked towards Jiang Mianshu with a sinister smile: "Then don't blame me for being rude!"

They forced Jiang Mianshu to take countless ugly photos, and in each photo, the two of them made the same funny expressions at the camera.

Fu Yan: My brother is really a fan!My favorite idol is the sweetest in the world!My fan's cp is number one in the world!

Fu Yan and Jiang Mianshu hung up all the photos, admired the photos, and expressed their satisfaction: "Brother, we are about to let go of the variety show, and there are still so many episodes in the future, otherwise I would be so tired."

Jiang Mianshu: I think you let it go a little too far!

As he said that, he lay down on the sofa contentedly, as if he were the master: "Brother, don't be too polite, just treat this as your own home, and lie down as you please."

Jiang Mianshu sat on the sofa next to her: "You really look the same as those on Weibo."

Fu Yan recalled the evaluation of Weibo fans about him. The Qingliu and Hongliu in the entertainment industry had nothing to do with him, only: "Mudslide in the entertainment industry?"

Jiang Mianshu: "I didn't say."

Fu Yan: "You've chilled me so much, it's no wonder that Bengong loves you so much!"

After getting along with Fu Yan for a while, Jiang Mianshu also knew that Fu Yan was addicted to drama from time to time: "Is she the queen now?"

Fu Yan squeezed his throat and smiled pretentiously: "My sister is joking, how dare my sister go over my sister's head."

Jiang Mianshu sighed from the bottom of her heart: "It's a pity that you don't go to act."

Fu Yan reached for the bananas on the table: "If I really go to act, I will definitely win an award!"

Jiang Mianshu marveled at Fu Yan's boldness: "Best newcomer?"

Fu Yan finally got the banana: "The Golden Broom Award is mine!"

The Golden Broom Award is given to the actor with the worst performance.

Jiang Mianshu: Excuse me.

Fu Yan: "My stomach is not very good recently, I need to eat more bananas, would you like some?"

Jiang Mianshu: "No need."

Fu Yan took a bite: "Then I'll eat more."

Jiang Mianshu looked at Fu Yan who was lying on the sofa without any image and eating bananas one after another. How was this different from the rotten cp variety show he imagined?

Fu Yan: "Brother, do me a favor and turn on the TV."

Jiang Mianshu turned on the TV, and a variety show was broadcasting on the TV. Fu Yan seemed to see some scourge: "Hurry up and transfer!"

Jiang Mianshu was taken aback, and tuned to a random TV station, which was broadcasting an advertisement: "Why are you so excited."

Fu Yan: "Didn't you see that it was broadcasting a variety show just now? We are also a variety show. Isn't this a competitor?"

Jiang Mianshu: ...

Fu Yan: "No, we can't get stars on this show, it can't be compared, after all, I think highly of myself."

Jiang Mianshu: "Your drama addiction comes when you say it."

Fu Yan: "That's right. After all, we are competing for the Golden Broom Award. We need to practice."

Jiang Mianshu tuned the TV: "What are you watching?"

Fu Yan: "Let's search for a comedy movie and watch it."

Jiang Mianshu: "I advise you to watch less comedies."

Fu Yan: "Why?"

Jiang Mianshu: "I'm afraid you will go crazy sooner or later."

Fu Yan pretended to be yelling: "Brother, you have disappointed me, Jiang Tang. My brother doesn't like fans at all, and my brother still hates fans."

Jiang Mianshu: At this time, there is no disturbance in my heart, and I even have the urge to continue acting with Fu Yan.

Fu Yan threw away the banana peel: "The feeling is coming!"

Jiang Mianshu: "How do you feel?"

Fu Yan rushed to the toilet: "That's how it feels!"

After squatting for about 10 minutes, Fu Yan came out of the toilet. When the door opened, Jiang Mianshu felt that she could smell the fermented smell of a pair of stinky socks that had been put in the sauerkraut jar in [-], and immediately covered her mouth and nose.

Fu Yan looked at Jiang Mianshu's movements, lowered his head and said in a low voice, "It stinks to you, I'm sorry..."

Jiang Mianshu thought it was her actions that hurt Fu Yan's heart, so she immediately let go of her hand: "Actually, it doesn't stink too much."

Fu Yan raised his head, his eyes sparkling: "Brother, I was wrong, you are such a fan, I can't stand this smell myself, it almost made me faint."

Jiang Mianshu: I may have misunderstood it, sorry.

Jiang Mianshu: "Did you turn on the exhaust fan?"

Fu Yan patted his thigh: "Oh, brother, I forgot if you didn't tell me. I just went to the toilet and forgot to open it in a hurry. When I came out, I wanted to open the door to let off the smell."

After Fu Yan finished speaking, he went to the toilet to turn on the exhaust fan, and closed the door by the way. After doing all this, he sat back on the sofa, trying to restore his image in front of his idol: "Brother, in fact, I don't usually smell this bad."

Jiang Mianshu: "You don't need to explain."

Fu Yan: "No, I want to explain!"

Jiang Mianshu: Who wants to hear you explain whether your shit usually stinks or not? !

Fu Yan: "Aren't I constipated? I haven't had it for three days. I usually do it regularly, once a day. It's healthy and has no peculiar smell!"

Jiang Mianshu: "Oh, I see."

Jiang Mianshu: I was wrong just now, this is not the same as the rotten cp variety show I imagined, it is more than different, it is so different!

Fu Yan: Sincerely ask: What should I do if the idol smells bad on the first day of recording a cp variety show with an idol?Is it possible that my Safeguard has been smelly like this?