major general please wake up early

Louyuan looked at the things on the stove, tilted his head, he performed the pure and innocent expression of a bunny perfectly, and with that innocent tone, he was simply a pure and innocent boy.But what he said was not so pure and innocent. The young boy said, "Doctor Wu, what kind of evil medicine are you tinkering with? Is there a girl you like or is Brother Cao having trouble with you? If you have something to say, how can you solve it with medicine? "

Wu Jibai covered his face, and deeply warned himself not to turn against him, not to turn against him!Rubbing her face, curling her lips: "Hey, this is ginseng, stewed for you to eat. It can nourish yang, and cure your spleen deficiency and stomach cold."

Louyuan half-closed his eyes and jokingly said, "Could it be something that causes dizziness and tinnitus after eating? Or can't sleep all night after eating?"

These were all side effects of the medicine Wu Jibai prescribed to Louyuan before.Wu Jibai said in his heart that people say that this kid is narrow-minded, but he really is!Are all cats like this?A grudge to the death!Even if he knew this kid was joking, he still couldn't help but want to cut him!Wu Jibai calmed down with a long sigh, and then replied: "No, this one doesn't have that kind of side effect."

Louyuan smiled, he knew Wu Jibai would not harm him.I haven't been so indifferent with Wu Jibai before, maybe it's because the appearance of Huo Xiangzhen broke some abnormal balance.

Wu Jibai stretched out his hand to hold the basin, but retracted his hand because of the heat.Looking around, he asked Louyuan: "Do you have a tongs? It's too hot."

Louyuan thought for a while, then nodded slightly: "I have one in my room."

Just at this moment, Huo Xiangzhen came back.Holding the handkerchief in his bosom, he was taken aback when he saw the rabbit-like building, and then let out a "puchi" laugh, completely forgetting about the handkerchief.Louyuan puffed up his cheeks and squinted at him, Wu Jibai observed his expression, guessed that if Huoxiang could leave a whole body, Xiaolou would be merciful... Hurry up to save Huoxiang's life, and drag him to the stove:

"Come on, labor force, quickly move this to the small building."

Of course Huo Xiangzhen didn't know what labor force meant, but he didn't think it was necessary to know.Looking at the boiling water, he raised his eyebrows in a showy way: "Isn't it easy?" Talking about the bad water, he laughed, "Should I use the human method or the demon method?"

Wu Ji gave him a blank look: "The fastest!" said angrily, "You're the only one who talks too much nonsense!"

Huo Xiangzhen spread his hands indifferently, then snapped his fingers, and the washbasin suddenly disappeared.

Wu Jibai was taken aback for a moment, then clicked his tongue, folded his arms, and raised his chin: "Okay, Huoxiang, when will it be magic?"

Huo Xiangzhen didn't know what magic was, but he was quite proud: "Have you opened your eyes?"

Lou Yuan was on the sidelines, dismantling the stage coldly: "This is called space magic, and it was taught to him by a moon-swallowing cat demon who lost a bet with him. It's a pity that he is really not good at learning, so he can only move things. The cat demon can travel thousands of miles. In addition to being everywhere in a short time, he is just showing off."

Wu Jibai therefore teased Huo Xiangzhen: "Oh! Fur!"

Huo Xiangzhen couldn't hold back his face, and sneered at Louyuan indiscriminately: "That's better than some little half-demons who don't even know how to fur."

Louyuan didn't care either, and lightly returned to him: "You didn't teach me either."

"Did you give me a chance to teach you? You ran away before I taught you!" Huo Xiangzhen retorted naturally, but as soon as the words came out, he knew something was wrong.He found out that he said something wrong, but it was a step too late, Louyuan's face was already dark.

Wu Jibai hurriedly rescued Huo Xiangzhen, and quickly interjected: "Well, Xiaolou, let's go, the water can't be cold, it won't work if it's cold."

"En." Louyuan replied, without looking at Huo Xiangzhen, and pushed out of the room.Huo Xiangzhen followed him out like a wronged daughter-in-law again.

The basin was moved into the inner room of Louyuan's room. I don't know if Huo Xiangzhen did it on purpose to get in.The crystal jar was taken out from the basin, Wu Jibai looked at it, most of the water was poured back into the copper basin, but half of the jar of water and the ball of red thread remained.

Huo Xiangzhen looked at the jar in his hand, scratched his chin, and asked him with great interest: "I said, isn't this the one from yesterday?"

Of course Louyuan didn't know, so he asked casually, "Which one?"

Tsk, it's better not to talk about this kind of thing, okay?Huo Xiangzhen thought about it, and tacitly pretended not to hear it with Wu Jibai.Seeing that neither of them spoke, Louyuan probably didn't have a good reason for this thing, so he stopped asking.As the saying goes, out of sight is out of sight, and it makes sense to look elsewhere.

Wu Jibai didn't say anything, he kicked Huoxiang and asked him to drag the wooden basin for soaking feet in the corner, and then poured all the water in the copper basin into the wooden basin: "Come on, Loulou, let's soak your feet. blood circulation."

It's broad daylight...

Before Louyuan could speak, Young Master Huo had consciously used his subjective initiative to pick Louyuan up from the wheelchair and went to the bed.Louyuan glared at him, but he pretended not to see it.Louyuan stared so hard that he turned into a gazelle, but Young Master Huo still pretended not to see it.Louyuan, a half-demon, has a limp body and light bones, but he feels that his feet seem a little too heavy.Thin and thin, the feeling of hugging it is really not so good.

When the thickness of the skin is infinitely close to positive infinity, there is no tofu that cannot be eaten.Master Huo deeply realized the correctness of this point of view.

The good guy Wu Jibai immediately put the barrel beside the bed in Louyuan to take care of the legality of Huo Xiangzhen's shameless act of eating tofu.

Putting down the building, Huo Xiangzhen looked left and right, but still couldn't help saying: "Are you hot?"

How could it not be hot!A cape of rabbit fur!The boots are also made of buckskin, okay?Smothered!Louyuan roared furiously from the bottom of his heart, but on the surface he was still a noble and glamorous aristocratic meow, and the answer was just a slight nod.

Wu Jibai just looked at it and laughed sullenly, what an awkward and arrogant character!Is this a brand new breed?Careful, awkward and arrogant!

Seeing Louyuan taking off his cloak, Huo Xiangzhen squatted down to take off Louyuan's shoes and socks.Louyuan retracted a bit, and Wu Jibai saw that Louyuan meant to resist, so he grabbed Huo Xiangzhen: "Hey, hey, there is a limit to being courteous, it's shameful to take off other people's shoes and socks."

Huo Xiangzhen was pulled up by him, very puzzled.Louyuan sat there without saying a word.Wu Jibai handed the crystal jar to Louyuan: "Come on, drink it in one gulp!"

Huo Xiangzhen knew the origin of this thing, so he frowned immediately, and stared at the jar in Wu Jibai's hand: "Is this thing edible?"

Wu Jibai looked impatient: "It's essentially a glial protein compound, what's wrong with it!"

Lou Yuan held the pot with a blank face, what the hell?Didn't see it?Are they speaking human language?

Huoxiang thinks this word is quite familiar, but she doesn't understand it either.Fortunately, he doesn't like to be picky, and he is full-time cheating: "I don't understand what you are saying, anyway, this thing is awkward!"

Wuji: "What's awkward? Isn't it just a spinal parasitic nerve knot!"

Huoxiang: "Who cares about chasing creatures! Anyway, this thing is disgusting!"

Wuji: "Where is it disgusting? Isn't it the central nervous system of parasites!"

During the debate between Huoxiang and Wuji, Louyuan had already drank the water and balls of thread in the jar in one gulp, took off his shoes and socks, lay down on the bed while soaking his feet, and crossed the pillow hill in a daze.

When he opened his eyes in a daze to see, there was no one in the room, and he was lying on the bed comfortably, covered with a thin quilt.

... Probably Dr. Wu or that guy saw that I fell asleep and moved me up.Louyuan thought about it, rubbed against the pillow, and fell asleep peacefully.Speaking of which, I feel sleepy for no reason...

However, Wu Jibai didn't stop there.

First, Huo Xiangzhen slapped the table aggressively: "If you don't tell me clearly, I'll eat you alive! What the hell is that and you give it to my apprentice? Are you responsible if you vomit and have diarrhea!"

Wu Jibai fried chicken flicked his hair calmly: "I've said it's a good thing, come on, I'll check "TA World Encyclopedia" for you!"

what?

Huo Xiangzhen was puzzled, but Wu Jibai waved his hand to signal him not to interrupt himself, and posed as a thinker, playing handsome.Huo Xiangzhen couldn't help complaining:

"Do you have a headache or a backache?"

Wu Jibai stopped talking, he didn't know if he was speechless or had no time.Just after a while, his eyes suddenly brightened: "Yes, yes, listen! Ginseng, a plant variant. Herbaceous parasites. Low-level monsters. Sexually hot, like cool, parasitic on the human body. Medicinal value: nourishing yang energy , Indications for spleen deficiency and stomach cold. Side effects: drowsiness, nightmares."

Huo Xiangzhen looked at him in confusion, wondering why this man's speech suddenly became normal.

Wu Jibai put aside that unattractive posture, and stroked his hair: "Nah, na, did you hear that? Good stuff."

Huo Xiangzhen frowned, puzzled: "What is a mutant? What is a herbaceous parasite?"

Wu Jibai only gave him a blank stare, annoyed: "Do you really think I'm Du Shou?"

"Uh, who is Du Shou?"

"Damn! I can see your subtitles! It's not Du Shou, it's Du Shou!"

"What is Zimu?"

"Your uncle! Don't ask if you are successful! Are you 12 why!"

Seeing Wu Jibai's collapsed appearance, Huo Xiangzhen nodded, thinking that he should be spared: "I'll go back and see Louyuan."

Wu Jibai hurriedly grabbed him: "Hey, hey! You're not here for real, are you? You're not really interested in Louyuan, are you? Worship is different from true love!"

Huo Xiangzhen still couldn't understand what he was saying: "What worship and true love? Is there anything worthy of worship in Louyuan?" An awkward dead child, what do you worship him?will eat?Poisonous mouth?Full of bad water?

Wu Jibai looked at him with a painful face, probably a little impatient, and said all kinds of foul language: "Your grandma, don't get tangled up in this! What'sthefuck! You two are not from the same world at all, okay! Two-dimensional and three-dimensional There are no link points! Dimensions are different, let’s talk about a ball’s love!”

What is he saying?Are the so-called tall people all mentally ill?so poor……

"Mist grass! Huo Xiangzhen, don't think I don't know what you're thinking! I can see the words in your brackets!"

"Brackets? What brackets? What are you talking about?" Huo Xiangzhen couldn't understand what Wu Jibai was saying.He vaguely felt that he understood, but he resisted this understanding.

Wu Jibai grabbed his arm: "I'll wipe it, you just listen to what I'm going to tell you and don't ask questions! Listen!"

"Oh……"

"First of all! Louyuan got married later! It's his seventh sister! Lou Yujing who is ten years younger than him!"

"impossible!"

"Shut up and listen to me! Louyuan will die of a sudden illness at the age of 30, but at the age of 21, he has already been a member of Zhongshu's sect to be a political adviser and deputy prime minister! Lu Mieming's old god stick 42 was only in the Tongping Zhangshi! Louyuan was half ahead of him! It was the Lou family that really killed Zhao Song and Li Tang. Do you know how much Louyuan played a role in it! This kid is so scheming that he can't spit out his bones. I really can't understand why you like him What about him! You, Huo Xiangzhen, are not included in all the historical materials about him! There is no possibility between you and him! To you and me, he is an ancient man who has been dead for more than 1000 years! Have you forgotten what you are here for? Huo Xiangzhen, Wake up! Theoretical physicist, Huo Xiangzhen!"