Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

The warm spring breeze gently blows into the huge living room, and the yellow carnation petals on the marble tabletop sway gently.In the middle of the khaki wooden floor lies a person curled up in the bed with only a little hair on his head. As the temporary "guardian" of Lang Guangwu, the farmhouse must not only stay but also observe the movement of Lang Guangwu at any time. It is Xu Dewen language.

Originally, he wanted to cover his hair with a shower cap, but when he saw the pink and pink on his head in the mirror like a silly fork, he gave up this idea very annoyed. Finally, under the supervision of Xu Dewen, the farmhouse was on the floor of the living room Put a big thick back pad on it, and take it back to wash it together with the back pad when you leave. After careful calculation, the money for washing the back pad is enough for him to open a three-hour hourly room, so he might as well go to a hotel to sleep, and spend most of the night in the end. Finally settled down and slept well.

The quilt of the Nongjiale was warmed by the sun. Taking advantage of the warmth, the Nongjiale didn't want to get up.Reluctantly, I was used to the sound of Lang Guangwu making breakfast, but now suddenly there is no sound at one o'clock, and I can't fall asleep by turning left and right, so I have to lift the quilt and get up.

It's not until 07:30, and even though it's the night shift, I still can't sleep, alas——Nongjiale sighed, put on clothes lightly, finished washing, and stood quietly in front of the window.

The windows were left open last night, probably because the farmhouse was too tired to fall asleep without feeling cold.Lang Guangwu was still lying on the sofa with a calm face. Fortunately, the sofa at the foreman's house was long enough, and Lang Guangwu's legs could not reach the side even if he straightened his legs. However, he could only lie on one Langguang Wu. It's not impossible to add a firewood stick version of the farmhouse music in the middle, "Well," Lang Guangwu didn't know if he dreamed of something, and slightly moved the tip of his nose and let out a soft hum.The gentle wind, the warm sun, and someone humming softly, inexplicably rippled in the bottom of my heart, and Nongjiale didn't know why, but the corners of her mouth turned up slightly.

At noon, the Nongjiale was hungry and growling. Facing a table of delicious food but having to hold back and not be able to eat chopsticks was simply torture in the world.Needless to say, the torturer-Xu Dewen.

Nongjiale stared at the dishes on the table, and said bluntly, "Can we start?"

Xu Dewen folded his hands on his chest, squinted and said, "Aren't you suspicious of me? Maybe I accidentally poured Hedinghong as soy sauce when cooking. I'm in the same group as Lang Guangwu, but I'm cleaner than him. I don't touch anything."

Yes, you usually use your mouth.Nongjiale made up for it silently in his heart.

"I believe it, can't I believe it? I believe everything you say, even if it is poisoned, I will eat it." At present, food is the biggest food, anyway, when the time comes, there is no basis for what you say.

Only then did Xu Dewen start to move his chopsticks to eat, and the farmhouse happily galloped with his chopsticks, regardless of his image or not, his chest stuck to his back when he didn't eat breakfast.Seeing that half of the dishes on the table had been swept away by Nongjiale, Xu Dewen asked, "I will hang out with Lang Guangwu in the future?"

After a meal, the table was empty. During the period, Xu Dewen only picked up a few chopsticks at the beginning of the show, and then they were all swept away by the farmhouse. "Hi'er—good, so full." Nongjiale rubbed her round belly, could it be that people from other worlds cook so deliciously?

"Wait for Lang Guangwu to wake up." "Hey, wait a minute," Nongjiale interrupted him, knowing that the foreman's dog couldn't spit out his dog's teeth: "Boss, it's really not that I don't admit it, I consider myself an illiterate Two hooligans and three are different from your world IQ has been on the verge of danger, I will not, hiccup, meddle in your affairs." Let's fool around first.

"Are you going to hang out with Lang Guangwu in the future?" "Mmm, um."

"Are you going to hang out with Lang Guangwu in the future?" "Mmm, um."

"Are you going to hang out with Lang Guangwu in the future?" "Mmm, um."

Xu Dewen's fingers moved away from the buttons on the phone's recording player: "Need me to move forward or backward? For example, before eating?"

Farmhouse:"……"

He should have thought about how Xu Dewen would cook for him so easily, what a joke, isn't he familiar with Xu Dewen's habits after working here for so long?The fact that the boss's boyfriend cooks meals for the employees is fraught with danger. I was too careless. The Nongjiale regretted it so much that I promised myself whatever I wanted to eat. I can't eat the sweetness Xu Dewen gave even if it was a fucking sweetness.

Gossiping?Playing a rogue?Do not admit it?He sneaked a glance at Xu Dewen, Xu Dewen pushed the mirror frame, and a white light flashed.Nongjiale sighed, shook his head and asked weakly: "Then what should I do now?"

"Find a way to wake him up before you go to work. I don't know how much he told you. About the monster he was hunting recently, it has been confirmed that it is now hidden in your school. This time he will be poisoned, which means his identity is very important." It may have been exposed, and besides, think carefully about who he has been in contact with during this time." Xu Dewen got up and closed the chair.Nongjiale asked: "What about you, what are you doing?" Xu Dewen put on a light brown coat and walked to the door: "Do you think I look full? Clean up the table before I come back, and your school is out Now I'm checking the people who live on campus. Lang Guangwu can't stay with you. You'd better find him a place to live. I'll deduct the rent from his salary, but he's different from you. It's a daily salary, and the overspending part It will be deducted from your salary."

Nongjiale wailed: "Why! Why, why, why!"

"Aren't you already going to live and fly with him to work in another world? Do you think it's reasonable to ask me to pay the rent in advance before you leave? Speaking of which, I'm going to re-recruit and re-train people." Before Nong Jiale had time to argue, the door was locked close.Before the claws stretched out by the farmhouse had time to retract, the door opened again, and Xu Dewen leaned in half of his body and said: "Work in the foreign world also has a salary, and the salary can be exchanged for Renminbi in the human world when it reaches a certain level, but it is said that at least nine yuan is required. Please, you may consider keeping an account." The door closed again.

The noon sun was dazzling, and Nongjiale rode the little sheep alone on the way to the campus.

Along the way, the farmhouse thought about what happened in the past few days.If it is said that besides himself and Xu Dewen, Lang Guangwu has been in contact with the most, it should be Fatty You next door. People who do this kind of thing.Since it was chronic poisoning, it must have been for a while, maybe he had been poisoned before he came, and it is too early to draw a conclusion.

People in the school were in a state of panic, and students walked in groups on the road. No one dared to walk alone on the path, and they dared not leave the classroom easily if they found someone from a different group.

The first thing I did when I got back to the dormitory was to ask Fatty You next door, but Fatty You wasn't there, so my roommate said he was out on a date.

"It's weird, when did Fatty have a girlfriend," Nongjiale said to himself.Wait, the fat man told me yesterday that the person who died was Zhang Qiju's girlfriend, Zhang Qiju should know about it, Nongjiale faintly felt that something was wrong.

The location of the farmhouse in the dormitory has not been carefully remembered before. After Lang Guangwu came, he has been sleeping in a living bed. How did he get poisoned?All along, everyone ate, drank, went to work and slept together. Yesterday, he skipped work and didn't know what he was doing when he returned to the dormitory.Thinking about it, Nongjiale has a big headache. He is not a policeman. Should we call the police on this matter?But first, there is no evidence, second, the police don’t know what to say, saying that I have encountered a mental illness?Nongjiale leaned wearily against the door of the dormitory, stood for a while, and decided to help Lang Guangwu find a suitable place to live.

Lang Guangwu, whose medicine had expired earlier, couldn't bear the screaming of his stomach, so he had to open his eyes, and the surroundings were empty, and they all left.Lang Guangwu rubbed his temples, tsk tsk tsk to clean up his pale face.He was too careless, and was poisoned. This trip to the human world can be described as a double misfortune. Not only did he fail to find the hiding place of the Nine Heavens Pot Monster, he was poisoned by the other party, maybe it was not the Nine Heavens Pot Monster who poisoned him, otherwise how could he not notice it? I realized, human beings, the previous calculations were not wrong, how did they get poisoned, and when... Oops, farmhouse music!Lang Guangwu took out the tickle in the canvas bag, the tickle was still dead, and the farmhouse hadn't claimed it yet, so it was temporarily useless.

Lang Guangwu urges You Yuan in his body to turn the Zen stick into a spherical shape, but it is limited to this. Originally, the Zen stick could fly directly to Nongjiale, no matter where he is, but Lang Guangwu's body has just recovered, and the range of movement of the Zen stick is limited Therefore, Lang Guangwu had no choice but to direct the Zen stick to search for it in the school first. After all, the scope of activities he is familiar with in the farmhouse is nothing more than the two points and one line between the milk tea shop and the school.

Nongjiale searched around Fengqi Road, but there was no suitable house. The most important thing was that the price could not be negotiated, and he didn't know how long Lang Guangwu would live there. People who don't know, he can't be a killer, right?A floating cloud floated over Nongjiale's head, Lang Guangwu looked like a middle-aged uncle wearing sunglasses and unshaven, wearing a woolen cap and overalls, carrying a bag, and beside him was Qi Liuhai, wearing shorts and holding a cactus farmhouse.

Farmhouse: %&￥#＠……

The helpless Nongjiale couldn't help sending a message asking for a rental house to Moments. Unexpectedly, someone responded after a while: Aunt Ruhua: Do you have a girlfriend?

Monitor: You actually have a girlfriend?

Fatty You: I'll tell you that you have a girlfriend because you don't have a sense of loyalty?

Guan Guanyan: How do you have a girlfriend!It's okay to pick up girls and don't be late for work!

The only minister under the boss's skirt: When did you buy the air doll, is it long enough, and has it been inspected?

Guan Guanyan: Foreman, do you know about this?Well, the farmhouse, pay attention to your body, don't be late!

Fatty You: ... escaped... when will you be able to get a living? I didn't see you had a courier——

Auntie Ruhua, monitor: ...

Nongjiale: ... Damn you, Xu Dewen, didn't you tell me to find a house, but now you come up to talk to me about something else, because you want to tarnish my reputation and make me a bachelor for the rest of my life! ! !Shit, if you do it yourself, you have to pull a backer, even if you do it, I won't find someone like that!Nongjiale thought angrily.

There were a few more messages in the message below, and Nong Jiale thought it might be like this again, and was about to delete the message when he saw someone private message.Click to see: I have a one-bedroom house in my hand, do you want to take a look?Private letter person: Barbarian.Be a counselor!

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