Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

Manzi has a partner, but Manzi's partner betrayed Manzi and the firecracker bureau for the things they jointly guarded. Manzi desperately saved the thing and seriously injured his partner, but he himself lost the Qiyuan in the four elements. Can't go back to the other world, and can't find a connector, so stay in the human world.

"What is Qiyuan?" the farmhouse baby asked curiously.

Manzi looked at Lang Guangwu, and Lang Guangwu said expressionlessly: "You can't understand it according to your IQ, please don't interrupt."

Farmhouse:"……"

Nongjiale: "Then tell me something I can understand. What happened to the two dead people in the school."

Manzi: "The first one you mentioned?"

"It was in the faculty dormitory. The one who died at night should have committed suicide. I asked the errand about this." Lang Guangwu said.

"Yes, the one in the staff dormitory is indeed a suicide. It is said that this school has been cursed since its establishment. I don't know the specific content of the curse. I only know that every few years there will be a few deaths in the teachers' corps. Individuals were suppressed by the school."

"So you chose to work at this school?"

"Well, I later found out that their curse didn't seem to have anything to do with demons and so on, so I didn't continue to investigate. But if I didn't meet you now, I planned to leave the job after finishing the farmhouse music class."

When Nongjiale heard it, he asked nervously: "Why, you didn't bring it very well. Are you afraid that one day you will commit suicide?" Bah. Who wants to commit suicide? Didn’t Lang Guangwu tell you that people who stay in another world for a long time will change their physique, and those who survive will live longer? I’ve stayed for thirteen years and I’m going to stay the same. I'm going to be arrested and questioned."

It sounded like he had heard people say that Manzi was an old cadre in the school, and his face hadn't changed much after staying there for a long time.Students often ask him about his maintenance secrets, and he just talks a lot. People who don’t know think it’s his way of maintenance. Those who know know that barbarians are all nonsense. Most of them are found in magazines or online. It is to tell people to drink more boiled water and move less.For this reason, he bought a lot of facial cleansers, face creams, etc. God knows that he threw these chemical gadgets in the warehouse after buying them, and even the packaging boxes were intact.

"What about the second one, the one on the basketball court." Lang Guangwu firmly grasped the point and continued to ask.

This time Manzi didn't answer so bluntly, he thought for a while and said, "I really don't know about the second one, but I heard that the body was dismembered and put in a bag, and this girl is also my student's girlfriend, It’s Zhang Qiju who lives in the same dormitory with Nongjiale, I don’t know if you’ve seen him or not. But I always feel that there’s something weird about it.” Manzi is not Lang Guangwu, he can’t smell the Nine Heavens Pot Monster.

"What kind of weird method?" Nongjiale asked.

"Don't you think that there is a bag there that has been ignored during the day, and it has to wait until the students are out of class for dinner? And it's still a basketball court that is always occupied!"

Nong Jiale instantly felt that he understood something, but he couldn't say it, so he looked at Lang Guangwu anxiously.Lang Guangwu got up, stretched his waist towards the sun, and said lazily: "So from today onwards, do you want to join us for dinner or go back to eat by yourself?"

Nongjiale remembered that Manzi hadn't told him how he appeared, and Manzi smiled and said, "Okay, I won't take advantage of you knowing that you are short of supplies." Then he took out a steak frying pan from his backpack and put it on top of his head, Manzi " biu" and disappeared.

Nongjiale rubbed his eyes, no!Nothing at all!

Disappeared--

Nima, this is completely unreasonable, against the rules, absolutely against the rules!Is this the method of teleportation in Tianlong Babu? Shit, is the barbarian a transgendered Tianshan Child Elder?He, he, he just took a pot and disappeared——

"Counselor! Manzi! Chen Manbiao!" Nongjiale ran into the yard and yelled around, but unfortunately no one answered.He ran outside the house and yelled at the entrance of the alley again, but no one paid any attention to him.Originally, most of the original residents in the Pingfang District have been relocated, and only a few elderly households are still unwilling to move out of the place where they have lived all their lives.The farmhouse saw the old lady sitting at the entrance of the alley and looking at the scenery. The silver hair on the old lady’s head was sparse. Probably not working, Nongjiale had to make random gestures with both hands, and asked the old lady if she had seen anyone passing by. The old lady still didn’t respond after gesturing for a long time. The old lady’s eyes were probably good, so Nongjiale had to give up.

Just when Nongjiale turned around, the old lady said: "What are you doing? I am too old to understand the old lady. I am too old to understand."

Well, she saw it.

Nongjiale asked loudly: "Grandma, did you see someone passing by just now?"

The old lady turned her head to the side, with a disgusted expression on her face: "Yes, you. Aren't you human? Your voice is quieter, it makes my ears almost deaf."

The volume of the farmhouse music dropped: "Grandma, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about people other than what I thought, men."

The old lady said with a surprised expression: "What? You want to introduce my wife to me! Oh, how old am I, and half of my body is put in the coffin, so why talk about my wife?"

"No, I said I was passing by..." Nongjiale raised the volume again.

The old woman shook her head, covered her mouth and smiled: "Oh, how dare you say such a thing, he is here? How old is he, what does he look like, do he still have teeth? I don't want a bald head, it's better to be younger than me, I like the tender ones." After speaking, the old grandma turned around and twisted in embarrassment.

The corner of Nongjiale's mouth twitched, not knowing what to say.Fortunately, the old grandma's family came out to find her and took her back. Before leaving, the old grandma turned around and smiled at the farmhouse.Farmhouse:……

After seeing the farmhouse that can teleport with just a frying pan, he suddenly became interested in things in other worlds. Specifically, he followed Lang Guangwu to cook a meal, he followed Lang Guangwu to repair the bicycle, and Lang Guangwu returned. He went to the back of the secret room and wondered if the end of the back was the school, and he followed. Lang Guangwu picked up the Zen stick and prepared to go back to the school, but he didn't follow.

"What are you doing?" Lang Guangwu raised his eyebrows and asked.

Nongjiale shrugged: "No, it's nothing, you continue." The consequence of continuing was that Lang Guangwu forcibly dragged him onto the Zen stick and flew into the air.

Nongjiale was so frightened that he couldn't utter a single word from his throat. He closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, his limbs tightly hugging Lang Guangwu's thigh, because his center of gravity was unstable.The wind whistled in my ears, the leaves rustled, the wind scraped my face like a knife, Nongjiale bowed her head and shrank.From a distance, it looks like a round and black ball sticking to Lang Guangwu's leg. Of course, creatures in the human world cannot see it.

Soon, Nongjiale felt that the wind in his ears stopped calling, and the Zen stick under his feet seemed to stop flying.Nong Jiale slowly opened one eye and looked around, it was blank, raised his head, and faced him firmly with his chin, probably because Nong Jiale's eyes were too hot, Lang Guangwu lowered his head, bit his thin lips slightly trembling, and his eyes were full of tears Want to drip.

Black lines all over his head: He is not a woman, so why should he be like this!

Lang Guangwu touched his face, and directed the Zen stick to the roof of the stadium, the building closest to the basketball court.

Although Lang Guangwu repeatedly reminded someone that he had stopped flying and no need to hug his thighs anymore, someone obediently stopped hugging his legs and switched to hugging his back because of the reason: he is afraid of heights.Lang Guangwu really couldn't figure out why Xu Dewen, who was rational and calm, couldn't go to the other world, and Chen Manbiao, who was devoted to work, couldn't go back to the other world. , and will also become his colleague, if Nongjiale is willing.

At the moment, there are very few pedestrians on the roads on the campus, either reading in the classroom or library or staying in the dormitory to take a nap.The noon sun was particularly dazzling, and the weather was clear and cloudless.

"You pick this time, even if it wants to do evil, it won't come out, the sun is so big," the farmhouse complained, "can we go down and not stand on it like a fool?"

Lang Guangwu took a lead from the canvas bag and wound it around the little finger of the farmhouse.Nongjiale blocked Lang Guangwu's move with his hands, raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you doing?"

Lang Guangwu said lightly: "You don't want to go down, I'll make you invisible."

"Invisibility? I beg you. I'm a student of this school. It's unreasonable for students to appear on campus. Don't be so nervous all day long that I'm about to get mentally ill."

"Do you know where the enemy is? Did he take human form? Do you know him in human form?"

Nongjiale said inexplicably: "Please, it's you who are performing the mission and not me. Besides, I didn't promise to help you catch monsters. I'm not from another world."

"Then how do you explain my poisoning?" Lang Guangwu felt that he was talking too much nonsense today.

"I..." In fact, there are several points that the farmhouse has not figured out. If it is said that it is an acquaintance who started it, even if I am not a person from another world, it will be counted as being with Lang Guangwu. Naturally, there is nothing to do during the day. But now the enemy is dark and we are clear, even if you want to use the tricks, it is not such a usage.

"Then you should tell me what's going on with this lead wire." Nong Jiale changed the subject and took a step back.

Lang Guangwu said seriously: "On the surface, the firecracker bureau is a place to manage the people who make firecrackers. In fact, its main task is to manage disobedient monsters within the Three Realms, just like the police station in the human world is used to arrest criminals. Many of our Weapons are all related to firecrackers. Firecrackers are also called firecrackers, firecrackers, firecrackers, etc. You can check the Internet. So if someone finds out you can light the fuse."

"and then?"

"explode."

Farmhouse:"……"

Nongjiale roared: "Where are you cheating?"

"Because it is tied to the user's body or magic weapon, the body or magic weapon is the main body for the lead wire, so there will be a certain degree of protection space for the main body in the moment before the explosion until the end."

"Has anyone been injured?"

"Yes, someone misused the fuse enough to blow up an ear." Nongjiale swallowed.

"...and half of the face."

"Then give it back to me, are you crazy!" Nongjiale was extremely depressed and wanted to remove the lead wire on his finger.

"I can use whatever Xu Dewen gave me. If you don't want accidents to happen, just follow me."

Nongjiale: ... This kid must have done it on purpose!definitely is!