Miscellaneous Records of the Firecracker Bureau: Nine Desolation Departments

"Why pomegranate?"

Lang Guangwu said: "About this question, I think it's probably because the pomegranate is the symbol of this city."

The farmhouse was even more confused: "Is it a city tree, a city flower or something else?"

Lang Guangwu said: "Pomegranates in China symbolize more children and more blessings. Before the reform, the traffic in Zhao'an was blocked, and the industry was underdeveloped. The number of migrant workers increased, and the number of locals left behind decreased. This probably has something to do with it." Bar."

"What about Fei Yunxiang?"

"I'll see him tonight."

Nongjiale shook his head and said: "I'm not talking about this, why his mutation is different from others, and" Nongjiale paused, "and why did he help the monster to attack us."

Lang Guangwu said: "Why don't you think about who planted the strange plants here."

After hearing this, Nongjiale didn't understand, and said: "But plants can survive as long as the growth conditions are met. After all, although plants are no better than humans, they can survive as long as the requirements for the growth environment are not so strict. Before you have It has been said that monsters are the product left on the earth by a breath of wind before Pangu died. With the appearance of human beings, they are born by absorbing the pollution from people, which means that monsters are also a kind of ecological balance. The harm will be eliminated. Judging from the current situation, the people who planted it here must have wanted to improve the surrounding ecological environment. Although I don’t know what Zhao’an City looked like before, don’t forget that the current Zhao'an uses the city with the best ecological environment as a selling point to attract many foreign guests. While increasing income, many former Zhao'an workers have returned to their hometowns, so removing the fruit of the Diaozi monster will make the human body mutate, right? It can be said that it has also contributed to human beings, at least in terms of the environment."

Nong Jiale went to look at Lang Guangwu after speaking, but found that the other party was looking at him smiling with the corners of his lips raised. Nong Jiale got goosebumps from seeing him, and hurriedly said: "What are you laughing at, like an idiot."

Lang Guangwu smiled and said: "Yes, I am like an idiot."

Seeing that he readily admitted that the farmhouse was boring, he continued: "You haven't told me why that guy, but Fei Yunxiang is different from the others. Is it because of the different food? Also, are you sure everyone just ate pomegranates? Is there any problem with other foods?” Thinking of this, Nongjiale thought of the noodles he had eaten before, and couldn’t help but want to go to the hospital to get a vaccine or something. It’s really unnecessary for his skin to turn white, because he thinks his The skin color is just right, and the stature must not be shrunk any more. It is an authentic standard, but shrinking by one or two centimeters is like an ant in front of Lang Guangwu, so don't.

Lang Guangwu looked at the person in front of him from white to black to purple, then turned white and finally returned to the original color, and felt incredible. He wondered how many messy things this little guy had in his head, but in order to dispel the doubts in Nong Jiale's heart However, Lang Guangwu still kindly told him: "Even if the food this guy eats is found out, it can't be restored to its original state."

"what do you mean?"

"So no matter what, I have to take him back to the other world. As for Zhao'an, the bureau will send another person over. Even if the human world can cure him, he can't stay in the human world because Fei Yunxiang is no longer It's such a simple matter of physical mutation." Lang Guangwu thought of the situation that day, even killing people in the human world, it seems that this matter is not trivial.

Nong Jiale said: "Okay, then we can only talk about it when we meet. Also, what happened to the man with glasses and his group of men in suits?"

Lang Guangwu said: "My dear, the questions you asked will not be revealed until night." He stretched out his hand and scratched Nong Jiale's nose lightly. What, by the time he realized it, Lang Guangwu had already walked to the front intersection and waited for the traffic lights.

The two of them strolled around for a while, and it seemed that there was nothing interesting to look at, so they went back to the hotel in the afternoon, found an Internet cafe near their home and booked a private room to play games when they were bored.

Lang Guangwu couldn't play the game played by the farmhouse, so he sat on the side and peeled apples and oranges for the farmhouse, and made a large plate of fruits.The farmhouse music was so much fun that I couldn’t hold it in my hand, so Lang Guangwu stuffed it one by one, and the stuffed farmhouse music was full of mouthfuls. For the farmhouse music, it’s very hypocritical for a good gay friend who usually has nothing to do to call the fat man, etc. You can see the real chapter in the game, no, the feel of the farmhouse today is very good, the fat man who killed in a row screamed, the fat man yelled at the farmhouse in YY, the farmhouse was full of fruits and did not answer him, but with Lang Guangwu In other words, since we have occupied the high ground of technology and morality, let those who are unable to fight back enjoy their mouths.

It was night, and the two of them packed their luggage and came to the gate of Anning Forest Park.

At the moment when the stars are shining brightly, Nongjiale walked up and down the door with high spirits, impatiently asking Lang Guangwu, why did they choose such a night at night, when the black moon was bright and the wind was blowing? Do you all like to act at night? Shouldn't night be the best time to pick up girls? When did they come here? Was it because Anning Forest Park is their lair or something? Nong Jiale kept walking around, covering his mouth with his hands, but even if he covered the other party's mouth, Nong Jiale's piercing eyes flickered really hard.Funny said: "Do you want to be so excited?"

Nongjiale pulled his hand down and said: "Of course, these times are night operations, there must be a big operation tonight. Hey, I forgot to ask if there is a supper fee for always working at night. , this is the work of reversing the biological clock, and it will cause harm to people's beauty."

Lang Guangwu thought about it seriously, and said: "Indeed, it seems that the diet still needs to be strengthened."

"Well, of course, no, no, where are you going? I mean salary increase." Nongjiale said anxiously.

Lang Guangwu chuckled, and Nongjiale scratched his head in embarrassment because of the laughter, secretly thought it was bad, forgot that this guy was his immediate superior, so it would not be good to mention it to him.

Lang Guangwu really didn't expect this, but turned around to look at Mingyue, said that the time was up, and then dragged Nongjiale into the depths of the forest park, although there was no one at this time, not even the security guards. .

There are no street lights on the road, the moon in the sky is reflected, the light shines on the stone road, there is no shelter, the surrounding is quiet, there is not even the sound of insects, only the sound of footsteps, needless to say, this sound comes from the two of Langnong.

The farmhouse music that was noisy just now has quieted down now. He is not afraid, but enjoys this moment a little bit. The two of them walked one after the other. Even if there is no moon in the sky, walking in the dark has him in front. The farmhouse is inexplicably at ease.

After walking for about ten minutes, Lang Guangwu stopped, and there were faint lights ahead.

The large army arrived, and the two stepped forward to the front.Sure enough, there was a small fitness square ahead, and the man in glasses was waiting there with the two men in suits and Fei Yunxiang who were protecting the farmhouse that day.

"Yo, you're quite punctual." Nongjiale stepped forward to say hello.

The man with glasses smiled and said, "Do you know when we met?"

Nongjiale scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "This is not the point, not the point. Ha ha."

The man with glasses didn't bother to reply, he turned to Lang Guangwu and said, "I'll leave it to you, if you have anything else, please contact us in time, you know."

Lang Guangwu nodded and said, "Okay."

The man with glasses said, "Yes."

Nongjiale was in a hurry: "Wait, what do you mean by 'good' and 'um'? Isn’t Zhao’an your hometown? Look at what you have done to your fathers and fellow villagers. If they can’t be cured, it will only be a matter of a lifetime. How many generations will it take? How many lives will be lost.” Crackling and talking a bunch, regardless of whether the other party responds to him or not.

Fei Yunxiang said contemptuously: "What are you? You are not from Zhao'an. What do you know?"

"You!" Nongjiale retorted, but Lang Guangwu raised his hand to stop it.Lang Guangwu sternly said: "Whether you understand or not, you will know when you get below later."

Fei Yunxiang snorted coldly, with a heavy nasal voice, sighed again, and said in a tone of resignation: "You are not Zhao'an, of course you don't understand the suffering of Zhao'an. We are poor here, very poor. The previous city The government has thought of many ways to stimulate the economy and hope that the lives of the people will be better, but the poor mountains and rivers are inconvenient for transportation, and they have tried to build a bridge to connect to the outside world, but this bridge can't be built no matter what."

"What do you mean?" Nongjiale asked with concern.

"It is said that a long time ago, there was a saint sleeping under the city of Zhao'an. Because he didn't want to be disturbed by outsiders, he was not allowed to connect bridges on the lake."

"What then?"

"Later, all the people in Zhao'an went out. There were fewer and fewer people, old and young. I don't know when the pomegranate has become a symbol of Zhao'an. It symbolizes more children, more blessings, safety and health. Later, alas— —”

Lang Guangwu heard something in his words, and asked: "Who is the saint?"

Fei Yunxiang lowered his head, his eyes dodged, and said: "I, I don't know, I also heard about it. You killed the Diaozi monster and pulled up all the pomegranate trees here. Soon, the ecology of Zhao'an will shrink. , will be destroyed, Zhao’an will never be able to restore its reputation as a tourist city, you are all executioners, do you want the people of Zhao’an to starve to death?”

Before Lang Guangwu could speak, the man with glasses said first, "On the contrary, if not for pulling out all the pomegranate trees here, and summoning people, no, everyone here would not live for more than two years, do you know that!"

Fei Yunxiang widened his eyes and said angrily: "Impossible, you lied, impossible, absolutely impossible, he would not lie to me. You lied, you lied, he, he" "Who is he?" "He is He, he vomit..." Fei Yunxiang suddenly rolled his eyes, his face was flushed, his breathing was short of breath, and he fell to the ground covering his chest.

The man in the suit quickly straightened him up, and the man in glasses took out a box of cooling oil from his pocket.

Nongjiale was surprised for a moment, could it be possible to wake up with a swipe of cool oil?

Soon he knew he was wrong, because the balm was not wiped, but the man with glasses picked some with his fingers and stuffed it into Fei Yunxiang's mouth.

Nongjiale almost vomited the man in glasses, Nima Cooling Oil, what a joke.

Not to mention, after eating some refreshing oil, the redness on Fei Yunxiang's face faded, his breathing gradually calmed down, he looked at everyone with tears in his eyes, and then closed his eyes silently.

After his breath gradually stabilized, the man with glasses said to Lang Guangwu: "I said, I will leave the rest of the work to you."

Nongjiale said inexplicably: "Wait, isn't there still a lot of doubts about this matter, for example——"

"Jiale!" Lang Guangwu stopped, Nongjiale looked at Langguangwu suspiciously, Langguangwu slowed down again, and said softly: "Didn't you just ask me if I have a supper fee, I will eat later OK."

He's not mistaken, what are you talking about eating at this time?Nongjiale was even more inexplicable, but he heard that Lang Guangwu didn't want him to continue asking, so he stopped talking.

At this point, the man in glasses handed Fei Yunxiang to Lang Guangwu, and then left the place with the man in the suit, disappearing into the darkness.

Looking at the direction where they disappeared, Nongjiale thought that everyone would get to know each other, but unfortunately they didn't even know the name, and the shit business card they gave him didn't have a name, and they said that they would see it when they could see it, it was simply inexplicable, no longer Ignore it, remembering where I was going next, and asked, "Where are we going now. Are we going to another world?"

Lang Guangwu said: "Yes, but there is still a friend who wants to go with me."

"Ah, who else is there?" Nongjiale looked around, but couldn't see anyone coming.

Lang Guangwu pointed at the street lamp, Nongjiale looked up, with a dull face, and said helplessly: "I thought that a guy like you broke up that day, so he really broke up, and he didn't even say his name. You are really a bit of a meow" .”

The cat-faced monster stepped down, turned sideways to the three of them, and remained silent.

Nongjiale dissatisfied: "What are you doing, are you being cool? We are going to another world, you don't want to hitchhike like Chen Manbiao, who can't go back to the other world with less money."

The cat-faced weirdo said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about, meow, I don't lack anything, I don't lack anything."

Nongjiale said: "Then, what do you want to do then?" Yu Bi looked at Lang Guangwu.

Lang Guangwu said seriously: "Let's get to know each other again, Nongjiale, a novice who just joined the department. Bilian, who has just been promoted to Jiujie, has just joined our department. From now on, everyone will be colleagues, and we must live in peace."

Bi, Bilian!Nongjiale looked at the cat-faced monster in shock, the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

The corner of the mouth also twitched slightly was Bi Lian, the cat-faced weirdo. He twitched whenever he heard his name being called. He really twitched. Although he really wanted to complain about the name, he still held back when he thought of the person who named him.

However, the farmhouse started to "discharge the flood" like a dam that opened the gate, complaining: "Your name is this, Bilian Bilian, I'm sorry, I want to say a few more words, and practice Mandarin. Bo Yi forced An Lian Bilian, Bo—”

Bilian, the cat-faced weirdo, was finally forced to stretch out her cat's paws, oh, didn't she clenched her fists and said angrily, "Have you had enough screaming, Bonima? What's so funny!" The way to call, and to change the tone, does Nima want him to kill him directly.

Watching the bickering between the two people, Lang Guangwu, who was not too busy watching the excitement, smiled knowingly, thinking about when he was alone at the beginning, since when did more people travel with him, Chen Man Biao, Bilian, and this Nongjiale who is much shorter than himself, Lang Guangwu looks up at the moonlight, the parting in the world is probably for the purpose of getting together.

The author has something to say:

At this point, the second volume is over. People may find it strange to read the beginning of the next third volume, but after reading it, you will understand what happened. In addition, there may be some problems that are not explained in the text. In fact, in the first It is said in the volume that the alien world only cares about the affairs of the alien world, and the human world still needs to be in charge of the human world. This is generally the case, but some problems will be explained later, but whether this is a new pit or clarified in this book, this is to be determined .Thank you for watching, welcome to enter the pit~~~~Volume [-]: Fairy Stick