The male protagonists of the quick time travel are all under the young master's body
Chapter 16 The Farmer and the Snake
Just throwing off the snake's head, Xiao Ye didn't want to strangle him to death.Turning around to prepare lunch, he didn't eat anything in the morning, and he was even more hungry now.Why?What about the eggs in his basket!
"Little Mo! You are here to die!" Xiao Ye angrily threw the basket to the ground and shouted towards the yard.
The obedient boa constrictor moved over slowly, obviously looking leisurely after eating and waiting to sleep.
"Say! Did you eat the eggs too!"
The boa constrictor looked at the basket on the ground, then at Xiao Ye, and just wanted to shake his head.Xiao Ye squatted down, pinched its head, and said viciously: "Don't play a fool to Laozi, if you don't tell the truth, believe it or not, Laozi will throw you out!"
The boa constrictor froze and nodded.
"Crack!" Xiao Ye slapped the snake's head bitterly, threw it aside, turned around to dig rice, and was going to exchange eggs at Uncle Zhao's house next door.
Seeing that Xiao Ye ignored it, the boa constrictor panicked, and quickly wrapped around Xiao Ye's leg, not letting him go.
"Damn it! Let the old man loose!"
Shaking his head, he didn't let go.
Inhale, exhale, he can't reason with a cold-blooded animal.
"Can you lay eggs?" Xiao Ye asked "kindly" after adjusting his facial expression.
The boa constrictor froze for a moment, then shook his head frankly.
"If you don't know how to lay eggs, get out!" He just kicked it away. The python, which is useless for eggs, even ate his food!She's only cute and stupid, and doesn't even know how to lay eggs!It's not even as good as his hen. It's a pity that his hen can lay eggs.
Xiao Ye used his own rice to go to Uncle Zhao's house next door and exchanged a dozen or so eggs, and then he spent the whole day cooking boiled eggs to eat.
After eating boiled eggs for a day, Xiao Ye felt that a bird was about to fade out of his mouth!He is in desperate need of meat now!Meat!
A boa constrictor can last several days with a full meal, so it is naturally not hungry, so the group sleeps leisurely with eyes closed in a corner of the room.
Holding the freshly sharpened kitchen knife, Xiao Ye walked over and squatted down in front of the boa constrictor.
The boa constrictor opened its eyes vigilantly, with a defensive face, and when it saw that it was Xiao Ye, it drooped its head in reassurance.
"Hey! Sleep with you uncle! Get up!" Xiao Ye patted the snake's head not at all tenderly.
The boa constrictor opened his eyes, puzzled.
Holding up the freshly sharpened kitchen knife in his hand, Xiao Ye shook it, tut-tsk:
"Tell me, if I sell snake meat here, how much is the right amount per catty? Even if I don't sell it, should the snake meat be steamed or braised in brown sauce?" He rubbed against his body, making a slaughtering motion.
The boa constrictor looked dazed, and quickly shrank back, taking a defensive posture.
"Hey! Idiot, have you sharpened my kitchen knife yet?" Bang, bang, Mr. Zhao knocked on the door of Xiao Ye's house next door.
"Okay, okay, I'll send it to you right away." Making a face at the frightened boa constrictor, Xiao Ye quickly got up and went to deliver the kitchen knife to Uncle Zhao.Didn't he have nothing to eat or drink, and he didn't know how to cook, so he "graciously" helped Uncle Zhao with the housework.Then, you can grab some food at Uncle Zhao's house.
Although he disliked the python hero to the extreme, Xiao Ye still "magnanimously" let Mr. Python sleep at night when he was sleeping.
Cough cough, how can you not enjoy such a big lump of fleshy and cold pillow!
Xiao Ye had always been a shameless person, even though the boa constrictor's wounds were still not healed, he still laid down on the boa constrictor's body and fell asleep soundly.
In his sleep, Xiao Ye turned over, turned over and over again, and suddenly felt a weight on his body, as if he was being pressed down by something, and he was almost out of breath!Still can't turn over, trough, the legendary ghost press?
Xiao Ye opened his eyes abruptly, the outside was already dimly lit, through the light, Xiao Ye's eyes widened in horror, damn it!Who is this almond man pressing him down!
"Hmm..." The person pressing him moved, rubbed his eyes, opened them, saw Xiao Ye, and laughed happily, he really is a fucking guy with red lips and white teeth.
"I... trough..." The **** red eyes, handsome facial features, snow-white body, black long black hair, and that little friend who is sticking to his leg and the cold touch.Xiao Ye kicked the man off the bed with a snappy kick.
"Fucking pervert!"
Boom, the unsuspecting almond man was kicked off the bed, blinking his eyes, and rubbing his aching head.Get up and go to bed.
"I warn you not to come over!" Xiao Ye raised the pillow and entered the fighting mode.
Yuan Guonan smiled, ignored it, grabbed Xiao Ye's foot, and crawled towards him.
"Little Mo! You are here to die!" Xiao Ye angrily threw the basket to the ground and shouted towards the yard.
The obedient boa constrictor moved over slowly, obviously looking leisurely after eating and waiting to sleep.
"Say! Did you eat the eggs too!"
The boa constrictor looked at the basket on the ground, then at Xiao Ye, and just wanted to shake his head.Xiao Ye squatted down, pinched its head, and said viciously: "Don't play a fool to Laozi, if you don't tell the truth, believe it or not, Laozi will throw you out!"
The boa constrictor froze and nodded.
"Crack!" Xiao Ye slapped the snake's head bitterly, threw it aside, turned around to dig rice, and was going to exchange eggs at Uncle Zhao's house next door.
Seeing that Xiao Ye ignored it, the boa constrictor panicked, and quickly wrapped around Xiao Ye's leg, not letting him go.
"Damn it! Let the old man loose!"
Shaking his head, he didn't let go.
Inhale, exhale, he can't reason with a cold-blooded animal.
"Can you lay eggs?" Xiao Ye asked "kindly" after adjusting his facial expression.
The boa constrictor froze for a moment, then shook his head frankly.
"If you don't know how to lay eggs, get out!" He just kicked it away. The python, which is useless for eggs, even ate his food!She's only cute and stupid, and doesn't even know how to lay eggs!It's not even as good as his hen. It's a pity that his hen can lay eggs.
Xiao Ye used his own rice to go to Uncle Zhao's house next door and exchanged a dozen or so eggs, and then he spent the whole day cooking boiled eggs to eat.
After eating boiled eggs for a day, Xiao Ye felt that a bird was about to fade out of his mouth!He is in desperate need of meat now!Meat!
A boa constrictor can last several days with a full meal, so it is naturally not hungry, so the group sleeps leisurely with eyes closed in a corner of the room.
Holding the freshly sharpened kitchen knife, Xiao Ye walked over and squatted down in front of the boa constrictor.
The boa constrictor opened its eyes vigilantly, with a defensive face, and when it saw that it was Xiao Ye, it drooped its head in reassurance.
"Hey! Sleep with you uncle! Get up!" Xiao Ye patted the snake's head not at all tenderly.
The boa constrictor opened his eyes, puzzled.
Holding up the freshly sharpened kitchen knife in his hand, Xiao Ye shook it, tut-tsk:
"Tell me, if I sell snake meat here, how much is the right amount per catty? Even if I don't sell it, should the snake meat be steamed or braised in brown sauce?" He rubbed against his body, making a slaughtering motion.
The boa constrictor looked dazed, and quickly shrank back, taking a defensive posture.
"Hey! Idiot, have you sharpened my kitchen knife yet?" Bang, bang, Mr. Zhao knocked on the door of Xiao Ye's house next door.
"Okay, okay, I'll send it to you right away." Making a face at the frightened boa constrictor, Xiao Ye quickly got up and went to deliver the kitchen knife to Uncle Zhao.Didn't he have nothing to eat or drink, and he didn't know how to cook, so he "graciously" helped Uncle Zhao with the housework.Then, you can grab some food at Uncle Zhao's house.
Although he disliked the python hero to the extreme, Xiao Ye still "magnanimously" let Mr. Python sleep at night when he was sleeping.
Cough cough, how can you not enjoy such a big lump of fleshy and cold pillow!
Xiao Ye had always been a shameless person, even though the boa constrictor's wounds were still not healed, he still laid down on the boa constrictor's body and fell asleep soundly.
In his sleep, Xiao Ye turned over, turned over and over again, and suddenly felt a weight on his body, as if he was being pressed down by something, and he was almost out of breath!Still can't turn over, trough, the legendary ghost press?
Xiao Ye opened his eyes abruptly, the outside was already dimly lit, through the light, Xiao Ye's eyes widened in horror, damn it!Who is this almond man pressing him down!
"Hmm..." The person pressing him moved, rubbed his eyes, opened them, saw Xiao Ye, and laughed happily, he really is a fucking guy with red lips and white teeth.
"I... trough..." The **** red eyes, handsome facial features, snow-white body, black long black hair, and that little friend who is sticking to his leg and the cold touch.Xiao Ye kicked the man off the bed with a snappy kick.
"Fucking pervert!"
Boom, the unsuspecting almond man was kicked off the bed, blinking his eyes, and rubbing his aching head.Get up and go to bed.
"I warn you not to come over!" Xiao Ye raised the pillow and entered the fighting mode.
Yuan Guonan smiled, ignored it, grabbed Xiao Ye's foot, and crawled towards him.
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