Conferred God, I became Mrs. Yin

In the evening, Yin Suzhi and Li Jing and Nezha both returned home.

"Ma'am, it's time to eat." The servant girl came over to report.Yin Suzhi looked down at tonight's meal, three meat dishes, one vegetable dish and one soup, it was not bad.Since she had retired to the mountains, Yin Suzhi got up at will, found a lot of seasonings and vegetables that she knew, and cultivated them with spiritual energy, and then taught the cook to cook. Now the food at home has been greatly improved, and it is very different.

"You can send the food directly to the room of the master and the third son tonight." Yin Suzhi ordered, and the father and son returned to their respective rooms without saying a word when they came back in the afternoon. Give them both some time to calm down.

"Yes, ma'am." The servant girl bowed her head in response and went out. Yin Suzhi made a formula in her hand and split it into two, so that Li Jing and Nezha could go anywhere.I have to say that Brother Lao Tzu's one-qi transformation and three cleansing technique is really very convenient. Not only can you unilaterally gang up on each other in a fight, but you don't need to hesitate which side to accompany at this time.

Nezha was sitting cross-legged on the bed and meditating, trying to calm himself down, but he was really disturbed and couldn't do it.

"Third Young Master, it's time to eat, Madam ordered the food to be delivered directly to you." A servant girl's cautious voice came from outside the door, Nezha closed his eyes, couldn't help frowning and said: "No need, send it down. "

"This..." The servant girl hesitated for a moment.

"I'm a practitioner, so I don't need to eat, just take it away, I won't let mother embarrass you." Nezha couldn't help feeling a little impatient, but he still suppressed his temper and said, "I'm cultivating, so don't worry about anything. bother me."

"You go down first." Yin Suzhi took the food box and made the maid who looked embarrassed to back off.The servants in the mansion only obey her, and they dare not ignore her orders, and it is not intentional to disobey Nezha's orders.Moreover, these servants are actually very afraid of Nezha, how dare they make him angry.

"Nezha, open the door, mother is coming to eat with you." Yin Suzhi knocked on the door and called softly.

Nezha was a little happy and awkward when he heard the words, but thinking of Yin Suzhi's majesty, he pursed his lips and ran over to open the door.

Seeing that Nezha opened the door, but his small face was tense, a smile flashed in Yin Suzhi's eyes, holding the food box in one hand, and stroking Nezha's head with the other.Nezha's hair is of good quality, black and thick, and very soft to the touch. It looks like two balls on both sides of the head, round and bulging, and looks very cute.

It feels so good to the touch, worthy of being my first male god!Thinking of this, Yin Suzhi couldn't help but touch it a few more times, kneading the two neat balls until they were a little crooked.

"Mother!" Nezha straightened his two balls, a little embarrassed, blushed and muttered in a low voice, "The child has grown up, mother, don't touch my head anymore!"

"Yeah, our little Nezha has grown up to the age where he can no longer run around wearing a bellyband." Yin Suzhi saw that he was shy and had a bad taste, so he couldn't help but tease him, "Mother just The new apron made for Nezha, I didn’t expect to wear it anymore, it’s a pity to leave it alone, why not give it to the housekeeper, his little grandson seems to be wearing it just right.”

"Mother, how can you give away such things casually!" Nezha stomped his feet, his ears turned red, and his face became even more angry: "It's better to keep it as a souvenir."

Yin Suzhi smiled but said nothing.Nezha is a child with a strong desire for monopoly. Unless it is someone he trusts very closely, he will never let others get his hands on anything that belongs to him, let alone a belly pocket.Even if he hasn't worn it yet, he can't wear it, and he won't let a stranger wear it. He would rather buy another one and give it to someone else.

Nezha caught a glimpse of the expression on Yin Suzhi's face, realized that he was being teased, and suddenly became depressed. He threw himself on the bed, turned his back to Yin Suzhi, and tried to protest with silence.

Yin Suzhi didn't dissuade, but slowly put the food in the food box on the table, muttering: "What delicious food did the kitchen cook today?"

"What's so delicious about these meals in the world!" Nezha, who had his face stuffed in the quilt, was very disdainful when he heard the words, and secretly complained in his heart: "It's just some meat cooked, it's greasy, it's better than bigu , just eat some spiritual fruit at ordinary times."

Seeing that he was not moving, Yin Suzhi was not in a hurry, and slowly began to read: "Boiled pork slices..."

"Look, sure enough, it's that bland boiled meat again!" Hearing this, Nezha didn't want to move anymore.

"Maoxuewang, sweet and sour pork ribs, mapo tofu, and, uh... sauerkraut vermicelli soup!" As Yin Suzhi chanted, a spicy and delicious smell began to waft in the air, and Nezha sniffed his nose He had a keen sense of smell for this smell, and immediately choked and sneezed, but his mouth couldn't help but began to secrete saliva automatically.

"What kind of strange smell is this?" Nezha was puzzled and a little greedy, so he couldn't help but look sideways at the dining table.

I saw Yin Suzhi sitting at the table, put a piece of bright red meat into his mouth, took a hot breath, couldn't bear to stop, chewed while inhaling, swallowed the piece of meat, and said with a sigh of relief : "This boiled pork slices are even more delicious, spicy and hot, really delicious!"

"This is the boiled pork slices? It doesn't look like it." Nezha thought hesitantly, couldn't help swallowing, and his stomach, which had seldom moved after bigu, also growled.

"Nezha, why don't you come to eat? If you don't come, there will be nothing left!" Yin Suzhi wanted to laugh when he heard Nezha's stomach growling, but in order to coax Nezha over, he still pretended not to listen Seemingly, he began to call for Nezha to come over.

"I can't live up to it!" Nezha felt his face burning, and patted his stomach in frustration, but slowly got up, pretending that nothing happened just now, and sat down at the table with a calm expression.

Yin Suzhi laughed wildly in her heart, her face matched with Nezha, with a calm look on her face.Seeing Nezha secretly glanced at the boiled pork slices several times, he picked up a piece of tofu for him and said, "Ma Po tofu, try it."

Nezha suddenly became dissatisfied. He wanted to eat meat, but because of his face, he didn't want to express it, so he ate that weird mapo tofu.As soon as the tofu was in his mouth, Nezha's eyes lit up. He didn't care about the heat, so he chewed and swallowed it a few times.Anyway, he is the incarnation of Yehuo Honglian, just a hot mouth, not in the way!

With the beginning, the next thing will be logical. Nezha took out his posture of wielding a sharp gun to compete with Yin Suzhi for food. Yin Suzhi didn't care about these small dishes, but he still cooperated with Nezha. , after all, the food I grabbed is the most delicious!Neither the mother nor the son were fuel-efficient lamps, and the two pairs of chopsticks were wielding swords, lights, swords, and bloody winds. In such a posture, the dinner was quickly wiped out.

Yin Suzhi still won a big victory, leaning on the chair comfortably and proudly, drinking the soup leisurely.Nezha didn't take advantage, and finished the soup in a few sips from a small bowl. Seeing that there was nothing on the table, he became depressed for a while, blaming himself for being childish and wasting time.

Seeing Nezha looking at her resentfully, Yin Suzhi was finally happy. Seeing Nezha's more resentful appearance, she stopped laughing, took out a spicy crayfish from the food box, and asked Nezha, "Is it delicious?"

Nezha stared at the red crayfish, nodded and said, "Sweet!"

Yin Suzhi immediately laughed again, and she couldn't help but think of a joke from her previous life, which perfectly matched Nezha's current appearance.

Nezha was too lazy to pay attention to Yin Suzhi, who didn't know what to enjoy anymore, and just yelled for Yin Suzhi to put down the crayfish. The two ate together heartily, and Nezha's lips turned red when it was spicy.It can only be said that it is indeed a pepper carefully cultivated by spiritual power, which can even break through the defense of Yehuo Honglian.

"Let's have hot pot at noon tomorrow." Yin Suzhi said cheerfully when he saw that Nezha still seemed unfulfilled.She had long guessed that Nezha, like her, had a strong taste, and now she saw that it was indeed the case.

"What is hot pot? Is this spicy crayfish delicious?" Nezha has been completely conquered by the spicy world, with a look of anticipation on his face.

"It's delicious, it's definitely not worse than this!" Yin Suzhi nodded heavily, she didn't know how many years she hadn't eaten hot pot, she couldn't help but miss it very much: "You will definitely like that taste!"

Nezha began to look forward to tomorrow's arrival crazily.

The mother and son are happy and happy here, but the husband and wife are not so good over there.

Li Jing looked at the bright red sliced ​​boiled meat in the bowl, and touched the painful bruises on his body.He was still sitting upright at this time, trying to maintain a steady face, but his usually majestic eyes were full of tears at this moment, and he didn't know whether it was hot or angry.

Yin Suzhi smiled and picked another piece of mapo tofu and put it in Li Jing's bowl, "Husband, eat it quickly, isn't it delicious? Look how delicious it is!" As he said, he picked a piece and ate it by himself, returning it while eating. He squinted at Li Jing.

Li Jing tremblingly put the mapo tofu into his mouth and swallowed it before chewing a few times, but he still felt a hot sensation suddenly occupying all his taste sensations, tears finally came out of his eyes, and he suddenly picked up the tofu on the side He drank the tea in one gulp, and when he looked at the teapot again, it was empty.Li Jing fell down again in disbelief, but seeing that there was still nothing, he couldn't help but fell down on the chair with a look of despair.

Yin Suzhi laughed so hard that she wanted to twitch, and finally showed mercy, with a wave of her hand, the pot of tea was filled again.Like a traveler who was dying of thirst in the desert seeing an oasis, Li Jing picked up the tea and drank it vigorously. After a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been reborn.

"Husband, hurry up and eat, the dishes are getting cold." Seeing Li Jing's expression changed drastically, Yin Suzhi smiled gently and took out the sweet and sour pork ribs in the food box, saying: "Today, I specially prepared my husband's favorite dish. !"

Seeing that it was indeed sweet and sour pork ribs, Li Jing immediately showed a grateful expression and began to eat slowly.

"Husband, let's eat hot pot tomorrow!" Li Jing choked unpreparedly, and suddenly coughed violently. He heard Yin Suzhi mention this dish, and knew that it was an extremely terrifying dish for him.

"Husband, be careful, don't worry. Don't worry, I know what your husband tastes like, cook in a mandarin duck pot." Yin Suzhi showed a caring expression on his face, and lightly patted Li Jing on the back. Everyone who saw him would praise him for being gentle and virtuous, Li Jing But it felt like my lungs were about to be blown out.Seeing the familiar expression on Yin Suzhi's face, Li Jing wanted to cry but felt regretful for the first time, why on earth did he want to make himself unhappy!

Yin Suzhi happily called the maid to clean up the bowls and chopsticks. The big stick was sweetened with jujube. Sincerely, the effect was remarkable.

The author has something to say:

Yin Suzhi: Pick up the sweet dates.

Nezha: I'm starving to death today, jumping from here...it smells so good!

Li Jing: Is there any water? This sweet date is a bit spicy.