Conferred God, I became Mrs. Yin

"Mother, mother!"

In the afternoon, Yin Suzhi was leisurely stroking Xiaobai, a white tiger cub that he picked up by chance not long ago in the yard, when he heard Nezha calling out in surprise.

"What's the matter? What's your name?" Yin Suzhi lay lazily on the recliner, the gentle sunlight shining on her body made her feel very comfortable.Xiaobai in his arms also yawned, twisted his body and found a comfortable position to lie on Yin Suzhi's body, squinting his eyes to feel Yin Suzhi's smooth hair, looking very enjoying it.

After ventilating with Master Tongtian and Lu Ya, Yin Suzhi had a period of rest. It happened that she picked up Xiaobai, and she almost stayed at home to practice cats and make some delicious food. Walking around the street, watching Nezha and others have a headache because of things on the battlefield, life is good and good.

"Mother, look quickly, Master gave me a few jujubes, and I became like this!" Accompanied by the sound of rushing, the door was pushed open with a bang, and Nezha ran away came in.

"What does it look like?" Yin Suzhi lazily opened her eyes, and looked sideways at Nezha, only to see a three-headed, eight-armed, blue-faced and red-haired strange child appearing in front of her eyes. Xiaobai threw it out and shouted, "Nezha you? How did you become so ugly!"

Xiaobai happened to be lying in Yin Suzhi's arms, and was suddenly shaken heavily. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and pinned Yin Suzhi's sleeve with his nails to stabilize his body. He patted Yin Suzhi's arm, and after a while of comfort, he became happy again.

"Mother!" Nezha's left head immediately showed aggrieved expression upon hearing Yin Suzhi's words.

Perhaps because of his slow physical growth, Nezha was still like a child in front of Yin Suzhi.If his delicate and pretty face showed such an expression in the past, Yin Suzhi would immediately soften his heart, but now this expression on his respectable face can only make Yin Suzhi feel hot eyes.

"Nezha, if you have something to say, don't be scary." Yin Suzhi coughed, turned his head away, and felt that something was wrong, so he simply closed his eyes and leaned back on the recliner naturally, pretending that he was still natural As if the ground was basking in the sun, he persuaded: "A man should stand upright, how can he act like a child?"

Seeing this, Nezha's left head became even more aggrieved, "The day before yesterday, my mother said that the child will always be the mother's child, and that it's okay to act like a baby under your lap for the rest of my life. Why did you change your mind today?"

"The day before yesterday... the day before yesterday was what I said the day before yesterday, not what I said today. Besides, what I said the day before yesterday was also the you the day before yesterday, and you who are today are no longer the you the day before yesterday. The speaker and the obedient person are different. It's different, so naturally it doesn't count." Yin Suzhi stumbled because of a guilty conscience, but quickly recovered the rhythm smoothly, and began to argue with confidence.

"Mother, you..." Nezha was caught by this sophistry, and was speechless at once. He stood still for a few seconds in a daze before he could react, and suddenly rushed towards Yin Suzhi, with his head on the right side While shouting: "Mother is ruthless first, so don't blame the child for being ruthless!"

Yin Suzhi's eyes were wide open in shock, and she saw that Nezha had already jumped in front of her, and the three blue faces were very close at hand, and she stepped away from the couch in an instant.

Xiaobai's reaction was not so fast. Suddenly, he felt empty, and his master disappeared. A blue-faced and red-haired weirdo hit him like a mountain, and the hair on his body stood on end in fright.

Nezha quickly turned over and lay down on the reclining chair, two arms also immediately hugged Xiaobai into his arms to comfort Shunmao, and another arm picked up the snack fruit plate that Yin Suzhi placed next to him, and the other arms took it in one hand Same, taste one kind at a head, and eat happily.

"Well, you brat, you're just out in the wild every day and don't know how to go home. As soon as you come back, you sleep on your mother's recliner, eat your mother's snacks, and lick your mother's cat!" Yin Suzhi saw him like this. He didn't know that he had been fooled, so he raised his eyebrows and put his hands on his hips, cursing with a smile.

"Mother speaks so strangely, she blames the child for not coming back, and blames the child for coming back, so should the child come back?" Nezha asked with a smile on his right head after eating a piece of dried fruit.

At this time, Nezha had finished eating the left head, and he looked up pretending to be sad and said: "Mother is so comfortable every day, and my son came back to see you in a spare time from her busy schedule. I never thought that I would complain."

"Bah! I thought I didn't know, so I came back to be lazy and just stopped by to eat and drink at my place." Yin Suzhi patted the head in the middle of eating twice, saw that this head just glanced at her, then lowered his head and continued. Eat, couldn't help laughing, these three heads seem to have different personalities?

"The child obviously turned into this strange appearance unintentionally. He came to his mother to comfort him when he was sad. Who knows that the mother doesn't feel sorry for the child at all, and thinks the child is ugly." Nezha's eyes on the left side of the head showed a bit of resentment ,

She pursed her mouth and looked at Yin Suzhi.It's a pity that this blue face is really hard to arouse Yin Suzhi's sympathy and guilt, and it makes her want to laugh a little.

"Second brother Jian has three eyes, Lei Zhenzi has two wings of wind and thunder, and now the child has three heads and three arms! Doesn't the mother think that the child is so strange and interesting? Father, elder brother and the others were all startled, and then suddenly became In this way, I wonder if I can scare the guards." Nezha tilted his head on the right side, and there was a hint of mischief on his face.

The head in the middle took a bite of Yin Suzhi's newly developed snack, his eyes lit up, and he said vaguely, "This is delicious, let's have a look at more!"

Seeing Nezha's three heads talking nonsense, Yin Suzhi didn't care whether the listeners could react, and impatiently listened to what he was saying, picked up Nezha's back collar with one hand and threw him Going to the side, he lay back on the recliner again, and complained: "You are such a mess, the three heads have not grown much, but the words have increased, which is really annoying."

And Nezha landed steadily on one side, with eight hands holding something to eat, and the plate beside him was already half empty, so he added: "Spiders don't have as many legs as you, and they can weave and weave." Internet, you can only get a few more food."

Nezha didn't care, the head in the middle was still buried in eating, and the head on the right leaned over and smiled, "Mother, I heard from Lei Zhenzi that you have some medicine that can restore people who have eaten something wrong. Give it to me." One bottle."

Lei Zhenzi has the help of pills, and he has been practicing hard, his appearance has improved a lot in recent years.Although it has not completely returned to its normal appearance, but now it can only be said to be ugly, rather than looking like a monster.

"Can medicine be taken indiscriminately? Reach out your hand and I'll take a look for you." Yin Suzhi was about to poke Nezha's forehead, but seeing three heads in front of him, he didn't know which one to poke, so he gave up embarrassingly.

Nezha casually stretched out his empty hand and said with a playful smile, "Can mother's elixir be considered medicine? According to my child, it can be eaten as jelly beans."

According to Nezha's physique, it is true that he can take pills casually, even if it is made by Lao Tzu, he can digest it slowly.Unlike ordinary mortals, if you take a few more pills, you will die because you can't bear the aura of the pill.But if you can eat it, you can eat it, these are precious things, Yin Suzhi is reluctant to take them out for him to eat and play.

"You're willing, but I'm not." Yin Suzhi held Nezha's arm in his hand and then let go, "There's nothing wrong with you, it's just that you can't control it after eating jujubes. It can change freely."

"Really? Lei Zhenzi has been unable to change back for many years, my child thought he would be the same." Nezha sighed, not sure whether it was luck or disappointment.He thinks this is actually quite handsome, at least others look at him not like a child, but fearful, which makes him feel a little dark.

"It's just a few jujubes, and it's not an innate spiritual root like Xianxing. Besides, you are the incarnation of the karmic fire red lotus, and ordinary things can't affect you. Even if it affects you, you can completely control it." Yin Suzhi said in his arms. He took out a bottle of elixir and threw it to Nezha casually, "I know you kid is here to cheat on the elixir, take it and get out of here, blocking me from the sun, I'm annoyed just looking at you."

Although Nezha can return to normal without pills, but since he came and acted coquettishly, Yin Suzhi still gave him a bottle so as not to let him return empty-handed, and Nezha's early return to normal is also beneficial to Yin Suzhi's physical and mental health .

Nezha took the elixir and pulled off the lid to smell it. He immediately showed surprise, "Thank you, mother, the child will not bother you to bask in the sun."

After speaking, he returned Xiaobai in his arms to Yin Suzhi.

After Nezha finished eating, he felt restless with his empty hands, so he came to rub Xiaobai with all eight hands, taking care of Xiaobai's whole body in one go.Xiaobai's expression was fluttering, as if he was in the clouds, and he no longer thought Nezha was strange.

Seeing Nezha let go now, he hooked his sleeve with some reluctance, wanting to do it again.

"Little heartless." Yin Suzhi cursed with a smile, forcibly hugged Xiaobai, and then successfully coaxed him back with a piece of chicken, forgetting about Nezha in a blink of an eye.

"By the way, mother, there seems to be some movement in the Zhuxian sword formation you brought my attention to. In order to break this formation, all the uncles and uncles have come over and are gathering at the front to discuss this matter." Just as he was about to leave, Nezha suddenly remembered Turn around and tell Yin Su about this matter.

"Oh, something happened?" Yin Suzhi raised her eyebrows and took a sip of tea.Zhuxian Sword Formation and Ten Thousand Immortals Formation were discussed by the Master Tongtian with Lao Tzu and Yuanshi Tianzun before conferring the gods, so Yuanshi Tianzun mentioned Zhuxian Formation and Ten Thousand Immortals Formation when Jiang Ziya paid his respects at the golden platform.

Of course, this is not to say that the leader of Tongtian is destined to play. After all, the Zhuxian formation and the formation of ten thousand immortals can also be presided over by the disciples of Jiejiao instead of the leader of Tongtian himself.And as long as the Master Tongtian did not personally preside over the matter, the matter would not have become so big.

The author has something to say: I always thought it was three heads and six arms, but Nezha is also known as Nezha with eight arms. It can be seen that he has eight hands, so why doesn't he have four heads?