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When Yu Fang entered the door, he found that the atmosphere in the room had changed.

He put the phone on the table, turned around and asked He Xi: "What's the matter, I don't make calls."

Before going out, he handed him the mobile phone on purpose, but this guy didn't show any sign when he got the mobile phone, and lay down without even making a call.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly don't know who to call." He Xi's voice came out from under the quilt, and then he stretched out his finger from under the quilt and pointed to the cabinet next to the bed, "The phone is here, take it away, I want to sleep."

For a while, the ward fell silent, and Yu Fang stood still without moving.

Just as He Xi was wondering, he walked to the bed with steady steps, quickly lifted his quilt, and said in a deep voice, "Get up."

The bright light suddenly shone on his eyes, He Xi stretched out his hand to cover his eyes and burrowed into the pillow, and said aggrievedly, "What are you doing?"

"You want me to take the pillow too?"

The domineering voice quickly aroused his anger, and he sat up suddenly and stared at him: "You are crazy, why do you care so much when I sleep? What are you so arrogant about?"

"If you are sleeping well, I won't care about you." Yu Fang looked at him with a cold voice.

"It's late at night, I don't sleep well, maybe I hide under the covers and masturbate."

"..." Yu Fang said with a cold face: "Last time you got into the bed and cried to death, which almost affected your legs. If my worry this time is unnecessary, then you sleep well, and I won't bother you anymore." " After that, he threw the quilt to him casually, turned around and went into the bathroom, even if he couldn't be stuffed.

He Xi grabbed the quilt in a daze, feeling that his passionate fighting spirit and raging anger hadn't been vented yet, and the other party's disdain died down.However, he felt more like the defeated side, hugging his little white flag, extremely angry and in pain.

After Yu Fang finished washing, he turned off the light and lay down on his little bed without even shaking him from the corner of his eye.

He Xi lay there, twitching in pain, trying to calm down, and said to the dark void, "I'm sorry."

He thought Yu Fang would pretend that he didn't hear it, but he didn't expect him to ask immediately: "Why are you unhappy?"

He obviously had a playful smile when he went out, but when he came back, he looked listless.

"Do you have to answer?" He Xi bit his lip and asked in a low voice.

"You can refuse." Yu Fang was rarely enlightened.

"I want to answer."

"Then say it."

"Before I answer, can I ask you a question?" He Xi pondered for a long time, and said in another way.

"You can ask, but I don't necessarily have to answer." Yu Fang seemed curious about why he was suddenly angry, and even let his little emotions flare up at night.

"Is Yang Shaowen all right?"

"If this is the question, then I need to ask you a question first." Without waiting for He Xi to agree, he asked directly: "Why do you care so much about Yang Shaowen?"

He paused, and then said: "Two days before the hospitalization, he came to apologize and thank you, and you were hostile to him. Later, when Xiao Zhou went to Shaowen, you became even more mad. And just now, you asked for Why didn't I make a single call on my mobile phone for so long, but got under the covers after I answered Yang Shaowen's call."

"Are you blaming me for treating him badly?" He Xi stood up and looked angrily at the figure on the small bed next to him.

"No," Yu Fang also sat up, "I'm asking why you have a strange attitude towards him."

"I don't." He Xi vetoed it.

"That's good," Yu Fang nodded, "Then today's conversation is over."

"You haven't answered me yet."

"My answer is based on your answer." Yu Fang sighed, "Obviously, you didn't seriously cooperate with me."

He Xi sat silently for a long time, until Yu Fang thought he was really going to give up, he answered, his voice was hoarse and fragile in the silent and dark space.

He said: "What do you want to hear? Let me tell you, because Yang Shaowen is your little lover, so I am very, very concerned about his existence, because even if I am not your boyfriend now, I am also very jealous of your good relationship. ,What do you want to hear,"

He was like a wounded lion cub, licking his wound in the dark, "I can tell you the truth."

"Did you dig your own wound just to hear the answer to the first question?" Yu Fang was silent for a moment, then asked him back.

He Xi didn't make a sound.

Yu Fang sighed, and said, "It's a pity that I don't have the chance to ask again, why are you so jealous, but at least I can answer your first question."

Yu Fang paused for a moment, and at that moment, He Xi held his breath and worried his heart.

Seeing He Xi's face as if facing a formidable enemy, Yu Fangchi let out a chuckle.

"Yang Shaowen is my sister's own son, and I am his own uncle. Maybe you can answer for me, Yang Shaowen, okay?" Yu Fang said with an obvious smile in his last words.

"...?!"

He Xi, who was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, looked at Yu Fang dumbfounded.

wtf!

After a long time, he found some strength to speak from the intense and unrecoverable shock, and he held his breath and said, "You...you mean, Yang Shaowen is your own nephew, and you are his own uncle?!"

"I thought you've been shocked for so long, and you've digested it." Yu Fang said calmly.

This mother can't calm down at all, okay, he was so messed up that he wanted to curse.

"Damn!" He Xi said frantically and confusedly, "You mean Yang Shaowen..."

"Yes, he is." Yu Fang interrupted him, repeating patiently, "You heard me right, he is my nephew, and I am his uncle."

"Bullshit? Isn't that? Why haven't I heard you talk about him?" After being together for 11 years, he is quite familiar with Yu Fang's relatives.

"My sister and brother-in-law have immigrated abroad for decades. Yang Shaowen has never returned to China before. I almost forgot about him. How could you know?"

"That's impossible. I've heard about your sister's youngest son. You shouldn't have mentioned the eldest son. Why don't I remember it at all?"

"What's the name of the youngest son?" Yu Fang said helplessly, "Don't remember it. Even if I really mentioned Yang Shaowen all these years, how could you still remember it?"

That's true, don't look at He Xi's smooth reciting of lines, in fact, he is really bad at recognizing people, sometimes he doesn't remember people he has met three times, unless that person is very good-looking.

"Then why would the media say that he is your little lover?"

"Do you believe the tabloid news?" Yu Fang said disdainfully: "He lived in my house a few times and was caught by the paparazzi, and I didn't come forward to deny it, so they took it as my acquiescence."

"The media doesn't even know that you are related?"

"Since I want to protect my privacy, no one will know about it." When Yu Fang said this, he sat on the tattered bed and successfully showed the coolness and tyranny of President Tianyu.

He Xi: "..."

Damn Mary Sue is so handsome!

While excited, he was also a little speechless.

What a magical turn this is, I have been sad for so long.

Knowing that Yang Shaowen is Yu Fang's nephew, He Xi was at a loss for a while, and felt relieved. A mountain that had weighed heavily on his shoulders since they met was also smashed into powder, and instead was poked into a sieve. Little by little, my heart returns to a smooth mirror.

Yu Fang doesn't have any shit lovers, not before, not now, never.

It turned out that everything was his mediocrity.

In the small space, Yu Fang certainly sensed He Xi's joy, but he just fell asleep calmly.

In the dark, he could also accurately feel the shiny ring on the table. He Xi would put it there every night before going to bed, as if it was placed on his heart, becoming a fence full of thorns, Binding his pride and self-esteem.

He wanted to hear it so much, He Xi also told him with a smile, Li Shushan is my elder sister or younger sister, we are not married or we are just acting on occasion, but he knows that this is impossible, the grand wedding of the actor, many people The media took turns to report that the scene was so lively that he still remembers it vividly. It was his beautiful first love that died without a medical condition.

Both of them were quiet for a long time, and neither of them meant to fall asleep.

He Xi hesitated for a moment, and felt that it would be okay to ask, so he said cheekily: "Then what, I want to say..." He pretended to cough, "Yang Shaowen, what, really... is that what?"

"What what?" Yu Fang was rarely confused when asked.

"I saw the caller ID on the phone, so I want to ask you if Yang Shaowen's dick is really so big that you need to write it so big." He Xi closed his eyes and rushed out the words desperately.

Yu Fang: "..."

Yu Fang's side was really as silent as death, and when He Xi regretted that he shouldn't have asked so bluntly, a thunderous laughter suddenly broke out.

I couldn't suppress it at all, and laughed wildly after squirting.

"Huh?" He Xi looked at him laughing wildly, a little frightened.

Yu Fang pressed his stomach, laughed a little, and finally said to him in an angry, helpless and doting tone: "My son changed the caller ID, and uncle can't write it, so it's JJ, your brain Can the water in the water be drained out some time, and can it be healed after being crooked all day long?"

Bang bang bang!

Yu Fang didn't realize at all how shocking and frightening He Xi he said.

He Xi also felt that his IQ was dropped by Yu Fang in one shot.

He gasped, looking as dumb as Er Gouzi squatting at the entrance of the village.

"... what?"