hook up

After Yu Fang and He Xi came out yesterday, since they woke up this morning, their mobile phones have never been idle.

He Xi first returned the blessings from his colleagues and friends, and then chatted with Zhao Heng for a while.

Zhao Heng still couldn't believe it, and said with emotion: "Am I considered a matchmaker? I sent people over to you when you just started filming."

He Xi nodded, "Don't tell me, you really count." If it wasn't for the movie, he and Yu Fang might have gotten into trouble.

"Tsk tsk, it's worth the fall on your leg, you didn't mean it." Zhao Heng said.

"What the hell?" He Xi was dumbfounded: "Let's just talk about the day we meet again. It's my kindness that I didn't run over and break his leg. Did I do it on purpose? Hey, you're so old, you dare to think, please take the time to clear your mind." The water in the bottle was empty, and it was full of water when shaken, and the sound made my brain hurt."

"Haha." Zhao Heng was amused, "Don't tell me you've become angry from embarrassment at the center of the talk."

He Xi: "Hehe."

"Okay, seriously, have you thought about it this time? Or him? So persistent?".These two people are so completely separated, and they have completely cut off contact these years, and they are so stiff, I really don't know why they just say they are together and they are together "Hey." For so many years, he had already forgotten about Yu Fang.

"Okay." Hearing his sigh, Zhao Heng felt that the question was meaningless, "I finally figured out what you think. Now that we are back together, don't worry about it anymore. I also wish you two peace and harmony." Meimei, give birth to a precious son early."

He Xi rolled his eyes: "Master, can you be more perfunctory? Huh? Director Zhao Da."

"Why am I wrong? My son is five or six years old. It's not too early. You really hurry up, the food is already cooked before the oil is hot." Zhao Heng wondered for him: "Tell me, you How did you do this underground work? It’s from the CIA, teach me your experience, and hide from the paparazzi media in the future.”

"You can suffer from heatstroke in the winter? Are you still dizzy? Where did I go to give birth to a son, it was Yu Fang's, but now it is also my son."

"Yu Fang's son?" Zhao Heng said in disbelief, "Don't tell me, the video was taken shaky by passers-by. As an uncle, I was so patient that I didn't skip a single frame. That kid is obviously more like you."

"Ah?" He Xi's throat was dry, and he was a little surprised, "You said, the child...like me?"

"You broke your leg, right? I want to make sure again?"

"What do you mean?" He Xi changed into a comfortable posture, with his knees pressed against the railing of the balcony.

"I confirm that you have a broken leg and are not blind."

"Hey, you, a person with more than 500 degrees of myopia, are rushing to scold me in front of a person with 2.0 eyesight like me?"

"Don't tell me, that child looks so much like you, you never suspected anything?" Zhao Heng said.

"What do you suspect?" He Xi raised his eyebrows.

When he saw Huaihuai for the first time, he could tell at a glance that the child was Yu Fang's child, part of the reason was that the child gave him a feeling of deja vu, and later he also felt that Huaihuai's eyebrows were a bit like him, but Don't even think about it, whether he has slept with a woman or not, he still can't remember.

Today, Zhao Heng intentionally or unintentionally said that the child is like him, which moved his heart.

But the idea was really unimaginable, and He Xi didn't think about it at all, talking nonsense with Zhao Heng: "Could it be that you have been friends for so many years, and you still have doubts about my gender."

In other words, it's possible that after spending so many years in bed with Yu, he turned Yu into pregnant. Thinking about it this way, it's quite beautiful.

"Yeah, I even suspect that you are actually a woman." Zhao Heng said tut-tut.

"You..." Damn, I really dare to think.

"Okay, okay, I'm just joking, and I'll tell you a few more words, I really feel creepy, and I'm going crazy."

"That's right, Director Zhao Da, you said that you are going to become crazy, and the film industry will lack such a shining star."

"Oh." Zhao Heng really felt He Xi's happiness. How long has it been since the two of them teased each other so mentally and without water, "It seems that you have cultivated well in the past three months or so. , I don’t have anything else to tell you, there are only two months left before the filming of “Mountain Dog”, you, the stars on the screen, continue to take good care of your star legs, and wait for the movie to shine.”

"That's right, twinkle twinkle~~"

"Sparkling~~"

Damn, retarded.

The two hung up the phone, each looked at the phone and cursed, not knowing whether they were laughing at themselves or at each other.

After talking about the mountain, He Xi put his mobile phone back into his trouser pocket, put his hands in his pocket and turned around with a smile on his face, then the smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he jumped back, so frightened that his body was pressed against the railing.

Yu Fang stared at him and smirked: "Guilty?"

"Hehehehe." He Xi's forehead was sweating, and he pretended to be embarrassed and said, "What do you mean, don't you know that I'm not worth it?"

"Break one of my legs?" Yu Fang pressed on step by step, sticking up.

He Xi's guilty eyes drifted away, "I, who am I talking about, he is really hated."

"Really? Who is it? Someone dares to provoke you to hate. Say it happily, and I will break his leg for you." Yu Fang stretched out his arm through his waist, put it on the guardrail, and encircled his body , blocking the escape route that He Xi could think of.

"Yes, yes, ah... Huaihuai, Huaihuai is behind you." He Xi blushed and pointed behind him, pushing him hard.

"Really?" Yu Fang chuckled, leaned over to hold his lips, and the unfinished questions were submerged in the tender and tender friendship.

He Xi pushed and refused to let him kiss.

"Father, I want to give Dad a kiss too."

Yu Fang froze, turned his head to look around, Huaihuai opened his eyes innocently and said, "Father, is your good morning kiss?"

"Haha." He Xi laughed.

Yu Fang glanced at him, and He Xi smiled and imitated Huaihuai's tone: "Father, is yours a good morning kiss?" It's past ten o'clock now, and I've been up for so long, how could I get a good morning kiss.

"Yes." Yu Fang kissed He Xi again, "Good morning, idiot."

Then bent down and kissed Huaihuai and said, "Good morning, little idiot."

brazen!

He Xi should have known long ago that this person's skin was less than one ten-thousandth of the thickness of the city wall.

"You really are..." Under Huaihuai's flickering eyes, he really couldn't say any bad words to describe Yu Fang's shamelessness.

"Okay, pack up, let's go out." Yu Fang squeezed his palm with his fingers, "Go see my friend."

The friend Yu Fang mentioned was Qi Ming. After this guy knew the news of his coming out, he had been on the phone since yesterday. He knew Qi Ming’s character. I was just talking to him, and that guy didn't give up on harassing until he let go and said to bring him out. The hotel was booked, and he was afraid that he would regret it in the end.

But that's fine, Qi Ming is his friend, and he also thought it was time for the two of them to meet each other. This time, instead of saying that Qi Ming succeeded in making a fool of himself, it's better to say that he went along with the flow, otherwise, how could anyone treat guests and return farts? Dianpidian was so happy that he thought he had earned it.

The place Qi Ming ordered was a well-known restaurant in Lin City. Not to mention the high reputation and location, it is difficult to set the price, but Qi Ming invited him without hesitation. My buddies for many years, the one who can't keep it together is my sister-in-law, and the road in front of Yu Fang will be much easier after currying off as soon as possible.

Moreover, he wanted to confirm whether that person was really...

Just as Qi Ming was thinking, Yu Fang's family of three just walked to the door of the box, and the waiter who led the way opened the door and left.

Yu Fang went in first, and Qi Ming stood up smiling when he saw him, "It's really hard, Yu Fang, you said it's not easy for me to tell you to come out. Hurry up, hurry up, where's the person?"

Qi Ming smiled and poked his head to look out the door. Just in time, He Xi walked in with his arms in his arms. He just wanted to say hello to the other party, but the other party's face turned cold when he saw him clearly.

He Xi was taken aback for a moment, he was a little embarrassed to get off the stage, and stretched out his hands, but the other party looked at him with a cold face and still didn't respond.

Yu Fang's friend should have known him in the past few years, he didn't know him, and this was the first time he met, but the other party's reaction should be that he knew him, and he seemed to have an inexplicable hatred with him.

He Xi raised his eyebrows, he probably didn't offend this person, he glanced at Yu Fang, what does your friend mean.

Yu Fang looked at Qi Ming with a bad expression.

Qi Ming glanced back at him, stretched out his hand with a sullen face and said, "Hi, I'm Yu Fang's buddy, Qi Ming."

The other party's attitude was cold, and He Xi's attitude would certainly not be good. He shook hands perfunctorily and said, "He Xi."

Qi Ming snorted: "I know, big star." Disdain and hostility filled his eyes.

"Qi Ming." Yu Fang lowered his face.

"Tsk, Huaihuai is here with Uncle Qi." Qi Ming sneered, turned around and looked for Huaihuai with a bright smile.

Such a person is protected by someone, and he can't afford to offend him.

"Uncle Qi." Huaihuai obediently asked him to hug him, the two of them were very familiar.

Looking at this scene, He Xi felt uncomfortable.

He could think that since Yu Fang took him out to meet friends on purpose, the relationship between the two must be very good.But he had just met him, and there was a feeling that the enemy was jealous when they met.

Or, rival?

The meal that the three of them ate was tasteless, like jue wax. Huaihuai couldn't feel the undercurrent between adults when he was young, but he ate very happily, and happily said to He Xi: "Father, Uncle Qi The quick chicken is delicious, and my father will eat it too."

"Well, I see, Huaihuai eat more meat." He Xi smiled and picked up a piece of chicken, ate it under the child's expectant eyes, and picked up a chopstick for Yu Fang, "Here, the child's family recommends it. I ate."

Yu Fang laughed lightly, "Okay, but the dishes are a bit greasy, you and Huaihuai should eat less." He served a bowl of porridge to He Xi, "Drink some porridge to moisten the stomach."

"Oh, you're so happy, Huaihuai, don't you think so?" Qi Ming said in a sour and elongated voice on purpose.

He Xi was sure that if the bastard on the other side hadn't been Yu Fang's friend, he would have punched him with both left hooks and right kicks. He Xi couldn't tolerate someone talking weirdly in front of him.

He was bullshitting there, obviously provocative, He Xi has been in a great mood these two days, and his tolerance has increased.

Yu Fang took a sharp look at Qi Ming, "If you don't eat, just close your mouth, and serve a bowl of porridge for Huaihuai."

"I paid for the treat, but I can't talk yet." Qi Ming said aggrievedly.

"When we're done eating and drinking, you sit here alone, no one cares about you."

"Ha." Qi Ming smiled wryly, "It's not all because of you."

He Xi became more irritable, stood up and walked out the door: "I'm going to the bathroom, you guys talk."

As soon as He Xi left, Yu Fang's face turned completely cold.

"Why, are you blaming me?" Qi Ming said nonchalantly, holding his chopsticks in his mouth.

Yu Fang said, "What do you mean?"

"I still want to ask you what do you mean?" It's fun, you are not annoying him.

"If I know your attitude is like this, I won't bring him to see you."

Qi Ming sneered. "I want to know that the person you brought is really him, and I'm not here yet."

From seeing Weibo to now, Qi Ming couldn't believe that Yu Fang was really with that person again.

"Yu Fang, I really don't understand how such a proud and stubborn person like you can humiliate yourself like this."

To describe Yu Fang with pride and toughness, the meaning is really too light and too light. Yu Fang is the kind of person who looks at everyone with the same look. He says he doesn't care about people and things, but no one cares about him. He is exquisite and selfish. The activist is always alone, he lives so beautifully, Qi Ming didn't expect that there would be a day when he would not be ashamed of him.

"Uncle Qi, don't you like Dad?" Huaihuai felt his resentment.

"Well, yes." Don't like it.

Yu Fang interrupted him: "In front of the child, you'd better think clearly before speaking."

"Huaihuai, sit next to your father first, Uncle Qi wants to go to the bathroom."

"Oh." Huaihuai obediently jumped off his lap.

"There is also a toilet in the box." Yu Fang said.

"A place to eat, what kind of toilet do you use here?" Qi Ming looked disgusted.

"If you can't talk to him properly, it's on here."

"I don't want it." Qi Ming said.

"Then hold on." Yu Fang paused, and said, "I'll see if you dare to walk out of this room."

Don't get angry, Qi Ming stood there and didn't move.

"Yu Fang, I can't make you understand the righteousness so well and get back together. You said, can't you change someone?" Qi Ming said angrily: "How did you tell me back then, you said I went to the hospital to accompany him to see how miserable he was, but now, the little flame of my love is burning again?"

Qi Ming had a sneer on his face.

"Enough." Yu Fang sternly scolded him: "There was a misunderstanding at the beginning, and I will explain it to you later. I brought him here today not for you to criticize him."

"So it's my fault?" Qi Ming smiled wryly and remained silent, then lowered his head and said dejectedly: "Okay, I will have a good talk with him."

Qi Ming opened the door and went out without looking back.

"Father..." Huai Huai pointed in the direction of the door worriedly.

"It's okay, your Uncle Qi is like this, don't worry, let's eat." Yu Fang smiled, picked up a few chopsticks and vegetables to comfort him.

"Oh……"