my editor seems sick

"Your の前前前生から拍は, 君を探しはじめたよ——"

When the voice of the male god suddenly rang in his ears, Sang Xiaohua almost bounced off the bed.He opened his eyes energetically, picked up the phone accurately, and clearly saw three large characters on the screen of the phone: Sang Xiaobai.

Ah...it's the old lady.

He quickly recovered his paralyzed state, and lazily picked up the phone with his sleepy eyes squinted, as if the moment just now was a flashback: "What, what, what—"

"Hua'er, don't you want to move tomorrow? Do you want me to help you?"

"Well... okay."

"You haven't woken up yet, have you? Have you stayed up late playing games again? Huh? Wait...you haven't even contacted the car for tomorrow's move, have you?"

"Ah, don't worry." Sang Xiaohua yawned, "Wait until I wake up."

"..." There was an eerie silence.

Sure enough, three seconds later, Sang Xiaobai's roaring body broke through the wireless signal and penetrated into his eardrums: "It's three poles in the sun, my brother! I was called up at five o'clock in the morning to report! Five o'clock in the morning! It's 10:30 now Is there? Is there?! You are still sleeping! Don’t waste your precious morning just because it’s Saturday! Uncle Wang next door is in his seventies and eighties and went downstairs for a run early in the morning! As a young man, don’t you feel guilty? Are you not ashamed? Don’t you feel sorry for the cultivation of the motherland? Don’t you think you are very inhuman!”

Sang Xiaohua: "...I think your boss is rather inhuman."

Sang Xiaobai: "Hmph!"

"Hurry up and get up! Have you packed your things and are you still sleeping? Do you know that the day's plan lies in the morning? Huh?"

Sang Xiaohua rubbed her head against the pillow: "I don't know! I want to sleep!"

"You can't afford it if it's on fire?" Sang Xiaobai asked.

"I'm sorry, wait until the fire reaches the bedroom."

"You won't be able to afford it when the sky falls?"

Sang Xiaohua spoke uprightly: "When the sky falls, the standing ones will be crushed to death first!"

Sang Xiaobai was convinced: "Then what about the great author you took over a few days ago? Are you not afraid that he will kill you if you are so lazy?"

Sang Xiaohua rolled herself into a ball: "Kill me, anyway, I'm suffering..." He covered his face in the pillow irritably, and said softly, "Sang idiot, are you annoying? Can't let me sleep well!"

Sang Xiaobai gritted his teeth: "What did you call me?"

"..." Sang Xiaohua ignored the anger that was brewing in her, as if she suddenly woke up, and asked eagerly, "What day is it today?"

Sang Xiaobai: "Saturday."

"what time is it now?"

Sang Xiaobai looked down at his watch and rolled his eyes: "47:[-]! You don't know how to watch yourself!"

Sang Xiaohua: "Ahhhhhhhhh dear sister why didn't you wake me up earlier!!!!"

He threw off the quilt violently, jumped to the front of the computer with bare feet, and started shaking when he turned on the host.

After shaking for a long time, there was no movement from the computer. He kicked the host with his foot, and moved the mouse around - still no response.

What kind of thing is so good at timing, it's broken now?

He jumped on the bed and picked up his mobile phone, only to find that the battery of the mobile phone was only 17%, and it was not connected to WIFI.

He looked at the charger connected to the phone's butt, and finally he was sure: "Wait, trough, home, but, stop, power, it's done!"

Pretty good weekend.

Original editor Ling Zhou: I'm sorry, Zijin > <Recently, I overslept because I disrupted my schedule due to moving!I'm really sorry for not opening v in time!

Original editor Ling Zhou: Daddy, are you there QAQ You haven’t published a new chapter yet, right?I'm out of power here, so I'm trying to figure out another way to get backstage

Original editor Ling Zhou: [Poor]

……

no reply.

The guy in husky pajamas was sitting in front of the outlet in the breakfast shop, biting a straw and staring at his phone. A messy bird's nest was sitting on top of his head rather uninhibitedly, which became a strange landscape in the breakfast shop.

The owner of the breakfast shop helplessly slapped him on the back of the head: "I said, Xiao Hua, did you come here to scare me because of the booming business here?"

"I don't have any clothes to wear. I don't want to wear yesterday's clothes and haven't washed them yet. All the other clothes are packed and sent to my new home."

The boss came over and lifted his neckline.

Sang Xiaohua opened his hand: "Hey, what are you doing! Let me tell you that I'm crooked, so don't tease me!"

"I just want to see if you're not wearing underwear again." The boss let go of his hand, "Who wants to tease you, don't put gold on your face."

"How many times have I said that it was an accident that I didn't wear it! Do you understand the accident? If I don't wear underwear every day, I won't be pristine..."

The boss picked up the fried dough stick and stuffed it into his mouth: "Okay, I understand, can you keep your voice down? It's really messing up my business and I can't kill you!"

Doesn't that count as killing me?

Sang Xiaohua swallowed the deep-fried dough sticks in her mouth with difficulty, and drank a big mouthful of soy milk in grief and anger to calm down.The phone vibrated suddenly - it was Qingqing Zijin who responded to the message.

He picked up the soy milk and took another sip, took a deep breath, and then picked up the phone...

Qingqing Zijin: We agreed the day before yesterday, and you said that V would open at 10:30, so I set the time for the manuscript deposit box to [-]:[-].

Qingqing Zijin: Fifteen thousand words.

Qingqing Zijin: Then you told me that you overslept.

Sang Xiaohua felt surrounded by guilt: "..."

Original editor Lingzhou: I'm really sorry, could you please apply again tomorrow?I will definitely remember this time!

Qingqing Zijin: This problem has little impact on the revenue of my book, and I will not be angry about it.What I am dissatisfied with is your work attitude.

Sang Xiaohua's heart skipped a beat: because last week he was running around for a week over the copyright dispute between two authors, so he was completely relaxed when the weekend came, and he forgot to set an alarm for today. ...But even if this explanation is a bit weak.

Qingqing Zijin: You took over me for half a month, right?

When it's over, the address becomes you.Sang Xiaohua was very upset and didn't know how to reply.He licked his lips, thinking what the hell is going on, why should he sleep late when he has nothing to do!Terrible!

Fortunately, he didn't struggle for too long, because the master quickly answered his own question.

Qingqing Zijin: Yes, it has been half a month.

Sang Xiaohua: "..."

Qingqing Zijin: Because the conversion editor and contract renewal collided, I filled out a new contract.If I remember correctly, you asked me for my address last week, but you haven't sent me back the contract yet.

Sang Xiaohua: "..."

Qingqing Zijin: Dear editor Lingzhou, do you have procrastination?

Sang Xiaohua: "..."

Say nothing.Sang Xiaohua burst into tears: Please let me apologize by harakiri!

"Ah, I finally met a girl who is not cuter than Sang Xiaobai." Sang Xiaohua walked back while making a phone call, "She looks kind on the ID card. She is really serious... And in fact, I like to save a piece of mail to send a contract at once... Well, I learned my lesson... The first time I made this mistake, I was embarrassed. Do you know this feeling? My heart is about to explode .”

"Because it's really your fault." Su Nuo said vaguely, "You are procrastinating. I told you that you would be tricked by your fault. That day I searched for your name on X Degree on a whim. ,guess what?"

Sang Xiaohua: "What's the matter?"

"You wait for me to search again....'How is the editor Lingzhou of Lujiang Literature City? I heard that he has serious procrastination. Is it true?'" Su Nuo said, "Search for the first article, follow up with one Hundreds of them are all complaining about you, do you want me to give you the link?"

"..." Sang Xiaohua put on a serious face, "No thanks."

"It turns out that Qingqing Zijin is a girl." Su Nuo said, "I think the martial arts essays she wrote are very bold and unrestrained, and it was actually written by a girl. It's amazing."

"She's even better at teaching people." Sang Xiaohua said, "Are you eating again?"

Su Nuo unwrapped a packaging bag: "That's right. The mochi that just arrived is matcha-flavored. It's delicious!"

"How many catties do you still eat! No wonder you can't find a girlfriend." Sang Xiaohua took out the key and opened the door, "You deserve to be single!"

"Aren't you single too?" Su Nuo swallowed the glutinous rice cakes in her mouth, "A virgin who has been single for 27 years."

"You are a virgin!" Sang Xiaohua went straight to the kindergarten after being poked at the pain point, "Your family is all virgins!"

Su Nuo chuckled, and ate another piece of mochi: "I'm a virgin, my father isn't."

Sang Xiaohua rolled her eyes: "I won't tell you anymore, I have to do laundry."

"How many pots?" Su Nuo asked.

"Three pieces! T-shirt, shorts and underwear! Bye!" Sang Xiaohua hung up the phone angrily, "Why are people so annoying nowadays?"

Big B

"Let's talk about this first, and take a 15-minute break between classes." Zhai Xin glanced at the sparsely seated students below, and said jokingly, "It's only May, and the students have started to escape the summer heat in the dormitory? So good It's a day, why don't you call your name."

There was cheers in the classroom.

"..." Zhai Xin took out the class roster and called, "Sang Lu."

A girl in the front row put down her phone: "Here!"

……

"Whose text are you reading?"

When Zhai Xin lowered his head to look for videos on the multimedia, he suddenly heard the conversation of the girls in the front row.

"It's from Qingqing Zijin." This is the girl named Sang Lu just now, "Her new article, infinite flow in the last days, is a bit like quick time travel, super beautiful, let me tell you! It's easy to stand against CP in the front, and a group of people cry in the comments Inverse CP.

"Her essays, I remember her essays are rough, and it's normal to make mistakes."

Zhai Xin hooked the corner of his mouth and selected the "Modern History" folder.

"But it's so strange. She clearly said that she entered V today, but today's update is not chapter V. This chapter is super fat!"

Zhai Xin frowned.what's the situation?

"There's really no V, and I got a great deal." Sang Lu said, "Ah, the editor forgot to give it a V... Thinking about it, it's really possible!"

Zhai Xin let go of the mouse and picked up the mobile phone on the podium: three unread messages from original editor Ling Zhou.