my editor seems sick

Sang Xiaohua was thinking about whether to tell the Great God that Yoyo My Heart sent her something.

Let me just say it, after all, the master will have to open the package when he receives it, so tell her in advance to be mentally prepared.

Say it when you're done playing this game!

He secretly logged in, and saw that Su Nuo's tauren warriors were already waiting where he hung up.Su Nuo was very happy to see him online and let him into YY's room.

Sang Xiaohua is not obsessed with games, he usually doesn't think about them, but he can't stop playing games.While doing the task, WeChat kept reminding him that there was news, and he had no time to answer it. Su Nuo said, "Look at it, it's annoying to hear the voice of WeChat all the time."

He had no choice but to pick up his phone and look at it.

It's a photo sent by the little bastard.The screen is full of Zhai Xin, all kinds of Zhai Xin, standing on the podium, pointing at the PPT projection, supporting the table with both hands, and emoticons made by him.

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Sang Xiaohua rolled on the ground laughing.

Su Nuo yelled in YY: "Hey, hey, I said classmate Xiaohua'er, it's almost done, should I go or not?"

"No more!" Sang Xiaohua said, "I want to kneel and lick the male god."

Su Nuo: "Great! Then I'm going to eat supper!"

Sang Xiaohua: "..."

Dare to wait for my words.

He picked one that he thought was the most beautiful and made it into a wallpaper. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it. He grabbed a piece of tissue paper and wiped the screen clean, and then came to me.The idiot who behaved so badly couldn't bear to look at the paper towels anymore, and resolutely threw them into the arms of the trash can.

He sent a message back to the little bastard: Thank you, my little niece!

Little bastard: You're welcome!When are you going to bring my teacher home?

Sang Xiaohua: ...Let me take another look.

Little bastard: Can't wait!Can you be lazy about this?

Sang Xiaohua: This is not laziness. If he doesn't like men, no matter how hard I try, it will be in vain.

Little bastard: Then you're the one, how do you know he doesn't like men if you don't try it out?

Little bastard: Didn’t you say there’s a radar between you gays? Send an ultrasonic sensor to detect it!

Sang Xiaohua: Otaku don’t have such equipment as radar.

Little bastard: What equipment do you have?

Sang Xiaohua: Router.

Little bastard: ...

Awesome my uncle, a dick in capital letters and bold.

Zhai Ying's profile picture suddenly passed the little bastard to the first item in the news list.Sang Xiaohua's memory was so deep in that pink fat time that she couldn't ignore it.Zhai Ying reported that she was safe, saying that she had arrived at home, and attached a selfie of herself.

It was only then that Sang Xiaohua remembered to tell her about "Your My Heart".

Would it ruin her mood to tell her now?

Pink God: I'm going to take a shower!Chat back!

Sang Xiaohua replied "Hui Hui", and then turned to the Penguin, the penguin of the master showed that the computer was online.

This speed is quite fast. As soon as I get home, I go to the computer and board the Penguin.

He changed back and forth in the input box several times before sending the final edited text.

Original editor Lingzhou: Da Da, a package was sent to the company today, and I forwarded it to you.

I don't know how the master reacted when he came back from the shower.

Qingqing Zijin replied to him ten minutes later: I see, thank you.

Calm, very flat.

Another 2 minutes later, Zhai Ying replied to him on WeChat: I'm gaining weight v●

The pink god: summer is good and you don't need to blow your hair

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It's not like a person at all.

"This cleans up my mood faster than Sang Xiaobai cleans me up..." Sang Xiaohua smiled, why do you think this is quite cute.

Zhai Xin looked at the news on the screen and couldn't recover for a long time.

He hadn't heard the name Yoyo Woxin for a long time, and he deliberately didn't think about those things, so when he saw this pseudonym suddenly, he still had a feeling similar to emotion or trance.

It's like I've never known such a person before.

He stood up, fumbled for a cigarette from the drawer, and took out a note that was stuffed in it.It was written by that girl Zhai Ying: Take less time!

He smiled, took out a cigarette and threw the box back.

He went to the balcony, lit a cigarette, and the hot evening wind blew back all the smoke rings that he had blown out.

A taste of nicotine.

He dialed Zhai Ying's number, and Zhai Ying was very happy: "What's the matter, brother?"

"There is a courier to your place, pay attention to collect it."

"Another courier? How many contracts have you signed?"

He exhaled a long string of smoke and watched it dance in the air like a goblin in gauze, and then disappeared without a trace.

"It's not a contract, it's from Shen Wenjing."

Di Ying paused for five seconds before bursting out: "Shen Wenjing? That scumbag?!"

"..."

"How many years has it been? How dare you come out and make trouble? I went to copy his house, believe it or not?"

Zhai Xin lit the cigarette ash: "Well, remember to collect it."

"I won't accept it!" Zhai Ying said angrily, "I'm the most disgusting cheating gay, let alone touching things he touched."

"Then don't touch it, and find someone to send it to me when it arrives."

"You still want to see what he sent?...No, you haven't been looking for someone..."

"No, don't make random guesses." Zhai Xin said, "You also said what happened a few years ago, but I'm a little tired now. He must show me something because he thinks I need to."

Di Ying reluctantly agreed: "All right. How does he know my address?"

"He didn't know my current contact information, so he sent it directly to Lujiang, and the editor sent it to me...you."

Zhai Ying was lying on the bed in a large font, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt: "Did he eat to death and you still react to his affairs to tease you again? Or should I open the package first and see what's inside?" What, if you ask for a reunion, I will burn it all."

"Aren't you afraid of nausea?" Zhai Xin asked with a smile.

"For the happiness of my brother and my future sister-in-law, what's the point of sacrificing?" Zhai Ying has the spirit of sacrificing the small self to achieve the big self, "If there is nothing else, I will die first."

"Don't mess with the mandarin ducks." Although he knew that Zhai Ying wouldn't listen to what he said, he still emphasized it, not so much as a reminder to Zhai Ying, but as a reminder to himself.

Don't make the same mistakes.

After smoking the cigarette, the gap in my heart has not been filled.The smoke will dissipate, solving the temporary troubles and bringing more loneliness.So people become addicted to cigarettes.

He looked down at the balcony downstairs. The sun visors and the anti-theft windows covered most of the light, and a faint halo radiated out, giving him an inexplicable sense of security.

Wechat prompts that there are new friends, so he clicks to open it.It's Sang Xiaohuaer.

The verification message was written honestly: I am Sang Xiaohua.

I know your name is Sang Xiaohua.Zhai Xin pursed his lips and smiled, you are the one who doesn't know anything.

Sang Xiaohuaer: Good evening.

Zhai Xin: Good evening.

Sang Xiaohuaer: Good night.

Zhai Xin: "..."

Zhai Xin: Good night.

I thought what to say.Came here to add friends.

There is a saying, vulgar and vulgar, elementary school students must use it when writing essays... Yes, time flies and the sun and the moon fly by.

It has been half a month since Sang Xiaohua moved here.

The environment is very good, the light is sufficient, the environment is quiet, the traffic is convenient, and you can stock up on food when you go out. The upstairs is the male god, it is the best choice for a dead house.

He still lives a step-by-step life, staying up late, getting up late, occasionally going out to work with the male god, and when he vomits after eating takeaway, he has the cheek to go to the male god's house for a meal.

Apart from not being able to catch up with the male god so far, life is very happy.

It's too polite to say that he didn't catch up with the male god.The truth is that he hasn't started chasing him at all.

Saying one more word on WeChat every day than good night is a milestone of progress.

The little bastard was really worried about her uncle.

Sang Xiaohua actually knew that she was a little timid.For a person who doesn't want to make progress, counseling is a protective shell.

In fact, he can't be blamed for being cowardly, since he first discovered his sexuality in high school, he has been in love with straight men.It was the first time he fell in love with the senior of his basketball team, and the most out of the ordinary time he even kissed on the mouth.That was also the most daring time for him. Probably all his courage in this life was bet on that green kiss - it scared the other party away, and he transferred to another school a week later.

When he was younger, he also thought about being brave, confessing, the big deal is that even his friends can't do anything.But reality and imagination are the opposite. The more honest the other party is to him, the more he can't speak.

After a while, everyone who should have a girlfriend has a girlfriend, and he is still a clean single dog.

When he just graduated from university, a senior whom he had a crush on invited him to be his best man, but he politely refused on the surface, and then went home crying and couldn't find Bei.

The pain at that time was really painful, and the heart-piercing lung was also really heart-piercing.But now that I think about it one by one, it doesn't feel so obvious.

He wondered if Zhai Xin would also become one of the "pains" of the past.

The reason why Sang Xiaohua has the time to think about such deep questions now is because he has a fever.I had a high fever of 39, lying on the bed and unable to get up.

Today is Friday, Sang Xiaobai and Su Nuo are both at work, he knows how busy Sang Xiaobai is, and he doesn't want to disturb Sang Xiaobai.Su Nuo is so clumsy and clumsy that she can't take care of herself well, and it will only add to the chaos when she comes.

He suddenly didn't know who to turn to.

Maybe it is time to ask Zhai Xin for help, as Zhai Xin said, you can ask him if you need anything.But looking for the male god at this time, will the male god despise him for trouble?

His brain was burned to a chaotic state, but the feeling in his heart was very clear—he really wanted to find someone who could be his companion, someone who could care about him in such a fragile time, and stay by his side no matter what. people.

The author has something to say: This is a small theater about my friends: at first I couldn’t figure out what the real name of [Yoyou Woxin] was, so I went to ask my friends.

Although the friends are named waste, they still provide me with advice:

Lou Lou: Su Mu

Nian Shou: Gu Nian!It's Gu Nian!

Scallion: It’s called Gulou Nian?

Me: Uh... this, Yoyo, my heart's setting is Gong's ex-boyfriend...

Lou Lou: What? !

Lou Lou: Ex-boyfriend? !

Lou Lou: No wonder I didn't like him when he appeared!

Me: Um...a scumbag...

Lou Lou: Don't give Su Mu such a nice name!Just call him a scumbag!

Nian Shou: My name is Qian Raj!Ex hot chicken!

Me: ...be nicer to your ex-boyfriend

Cong Shou: Call it the fence.

I:……

Congshou: called Qianzha.Former scum!

Nian Shou: Ah, I thought of one!How about Qian Zhanan!

Lou Lou: Is that scumbag important?

Me: It's okay, I sent a courier...

Lou Lou: Oh...then you can get up as you like.Do not use Su Mu! ! !

Me: ...Okay, okay.I go to fend for myself!

……

In short, I am quite relieved that Xiaohuaer has these support groups of aunts, and I feel sorry for [悠悦我心] for a second, and the heartache is over.