my editor seems sick

Xiao Sheng.

Xiao Sheng, get up quickly, you have to go to class.

Mom made you your favorite lily porridge today, it will be cold if you don’t drink it.

Small--

The crackling sound of magnets touching the ground.

Xu Sheng woke up suddenly, his forehead was covered with sweat, his chest felt tight for a while, he sat up straight and gasped continuously.

"Are you awake? Is this a nightmare?"

Xu Cheng raised his head and stared blankly at the woman in front of him.The gentle expression, the delicate eyebrows and eyes, seem familiar.

"Mother?"

"Pfft——" Zheng Ru said with a smile, "This child, he is sleepy. I just heard that you called your mother in your dream. Are you homesick?"

Xu Sheng shook his head.His thoughts are very confused now, his head is stuffy and painful, and his memory is also faulted.This strange room, and this strange yet familiar woman... What happened?

Could it be... right?He should... can't he?And still with...?

His expression suddenly became horrified, and he moved back unconsciously.

Zheng Ru didn't notice his strangeness, so he picked up a bowl of sour plum soup by the bedside and handed it to him: "Nuo Nuo went to work. You were drunk last night and met him on the road. He didn't know where you lived, so he took you away." Brought it back to our house. I’m not in the mood when I’m hungover, so you drink this first.”

Xu Sheng took the sour plum soup, and didn't rush to finish his mouth, but stared at his own face reflected in the sour plum soup: "Nuonuo?"

"Yes. Aren't you friends?" Zheng Ru sat beside him with a faint smile, "This kid rarely brings friends home."

Oh... I remembered, it was a stalker.The stalker is called Su Nuo.

Then this is the stalker's mother, she looks so young, he thought she was forty at most.No wonder it looks familiar, Su Nuo looks a lot like her, eyes, nose and mouth are carved out of the same mold.

However, he actually fell asleep in front of Su Nuo, and followed Su Nuo back home... This is really puzzling.Could it be that he still believed in Su Nuo in his heart?

Wouldn't Fatty be overjoyed to be able to bring the person he likes home with him?

Seeing Xu Sheng finish his sour plum soup, Zheng Ru took back the bowl with a satisfied face.

"It's delicious." Xu Sheng thanked him sincerely, "Thank you."

"Oh, you're welcome." Zheng Ru looked a little excited, "Are you hungry? I've prepared breakfast. I'll get it for you."

"No, no, there's no need for this!" Xu Sheng said, "I'm not hungry now... I don't have much appetite."

"How can I skip breakfast? It's bad for your stomach." Zheng Ru said, "Then I'll bring you a bowl of porridge? Nuo Nuo likes my porridge the most. It's delicious, at least it fills your stomach."

It's hard to give up.Xu Sheng had no choice but to reply, "Okay... sorry for your trouble."

He got up and finished the porridge brought by Su's mother at the dining table. It was really delicious, warm and refreshing, and he could taste the hard work of the person who cooked the porridge.

Zheng Ru watched him finish his porridge with a kind face.

"what's your name?"

"Xu Sheng. Xu is just... add "noon" next to the words, and Sheng is the success of the sun."

"Xu Sheng...then I will call you Xiao Sheng." Zheng Ru smiled, "Xiao Sheng, how is your relationship with Nuo Nuo?"

"This..." Xu Sheng didn't know how to answer her, he couldn't say that your son was pursuing me.After speaking, this aunt may have to drive him out with a broom. "not bad."

Zheng Ru's eyes lit up with a dangerous light: "Wait a moment!"

She walked out of the bedroom quickly, and after tossing about for a long time, she walked back quickly.

"I, I finally found a chance." Zheng Ru sat next to him with a thick photo album, full of arrogance and embarrassment as a collector puts out his treasured antiques and cultural relics for others to share, "These They are all photos of Nuo Nuo from childhood to adulthood! Look, this one is from his kindergarten choir..."

She pointed to a photo that looked very old. On it, Su Nuo looked like a white bun with two blobs of blush on her plump little face and a small dot on her forehead. Red dot.

From being chubby to growing up, this kid... Xu Sheng couldn't help laughing, he was so cute when he was young.

In the next hour, Xu Sheng deeply understood the reason why Su Nuo didn't bring his friends home.

"...Here, this is when he was in the third grade of primary school, he was rehearsing the play of Snow White, he played Snow White, it was so cute. The male classmate who played the prince kissed him on the lips, and he came back to cry for me aggrieved Woolen cloth."

"Ah... this is his little four. We went back to our hometown to worship the ancestors. He was spanked by his father for stealing the tribute. This kid has been eating since he was a child, and he can't control it... The beating is not honest, and it will be the same next time Steal."

"And this... This is when he was 11 years old. He watched a horror movie with Xiao Hua, and he was so scared that he peed his pants... Oh, I can still laugh about this for a long time!"

……

Xu Sheng was amazed at his patience, he actually listened so quietly to Su Nuo's mother happily flipping through the photo album while telling him about Su Nuo's growth process.

Mother Su loved her son very much, and he could feel that this overflowing, almost full of pride and joy touched a string in his heart.

Pain, bitterness, pungent, sour.

And full of envy and...jealousy.

"Sorry for taking you so long." Zheng Ru said, "I was so excited that I couldn't control it."

"It's okay." Xu Sheng said with a smile, "I can understand."

"A really sensible kid." Zheng Ru couldn't help touching his hair, "I haven't asked you yet, what do you do for work?"

Xu Sheng answered honestly: "Chef."

"Chef! Oh, no wonder." Zheng Ru said with a smile, "No wonder Nuomuo made friends with you. He likes chefs the most. His father often said that unless he married a chef in the future, he would starve to death in the future."

Oh... so I like the chef.Xu Sheng snorted, he was so hands-on with every chef?

"Nuo Nuo has a carefree temper and doesn't usually socialize much. I'm very happy to see him make new friends." Zheng Ru said, "And his girlfriend..."

Xu Sheng: "...Girlfriend?!"

Zheng Ru was startled by his sudden yelling: "...Yes, girlfriend, what's wrong?"

"No, it's nothing." Xu Sheng tried hard to put away his gloomy expression, "It's nothing."

This fat man may be impatient, and it's okay to be sexually harassed as soon as they meet, but he still wants to step on two boats?

"Ah-choo!" Su Nuo sneezed loudly, rubbed his nose and asked, "Why do I keep sneezing all the time today? Could it be a cold."

"I've never seen a person with a cold who can eat five bags of snacks in one go." Wang Yue looked disgusted, "Since the editor-in-chief found out and ignored you, you have become more and more arrogant."

"Hey." Su Nuo smiled, "I'm so happy today."

Wang Yue: "Chef Xu promised you?"

"No." Su Nuo said, "But I think it might be soon."

"Yo." Wang Yue crackled and typed a line, "Come on, boy, tomorrow is the deadline. The typesetting will be finalized soon and contact the printing company, that is to say, whether you catch up with the cook or not, you will have to start working overtime !"

Su Nuo had a broken face: "I didn't chase that cook."

Wang Yue shrugged.

Xu Sheng is simply his disaster.Su Nuo ordered a takeaway for lunch, and after taking a bite, she felt that the taste was not right.He put down his chopsticks and sighed deeply: "What happened to the nearest merchants? How can you be so careless about the taste just because the business is good?"

Wang Yue leaned over her head: "It looks delicious, are you tired of eating?"

"How is it possible! I've been eating chicken gizzards for 27 years and I'm still not tired of it!" Su Nuo pouted, "But I just don't think it's so fragrant, and I didn't think it was wow before.... Could it be that eating too much will make you get tired? ?”

Wang Yue: "Are you poisoned? Or is your mouth spoiled again? Shouldn't foodies find everything delicious?"

Su Nuo rested her chin on both hands, pouted: "Anyone who eats everything is called a rice bucket."

"Aren't you just an idiot?" Wang Yue imitated him and propped his chin, "You still eat if it's not good?"

Su Nuo said with a serious face: "Don't waste food, this is the basic principle of foodies."

The takeaway I ordered by myself, I have to eat it on my knees!

After clearing up the mess, Su Nuo picked up the phone and wanted to play a game for a while, and happened to see a message from her mother.

Master Mother:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Su Nuo: ... Ma Ma, are you okay?

Master Mother:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Su Nuo: The pot at home is fried again?

Master Mother:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Su Nuo: ...

Su Nuo: When did WeChat automatically reply?

Master Mother: Delicious!

Su Nuo: ...What a delicious dish!

Mother-in-law: Little Shengsheng's cooking!Delicious!

Su Nuo: ...

You've only known each other for a day, okay? Why did you even call Xiao Shengsheng!You gave birth to me for more than 20 years and you never called me Xiao Nuo Nuo, okay?Although I don't want you to call it that!

Su Nuo: He hasn't returned yet?

Master Mother: Kneel Down.jpg

Master Mother: No, I don't want him to go back!

Master Mother: Can I change my son with his father?

Su Nuo looked indifferent: "..."

Su Nuo: You don't love me anymore.

Su Nuo: My dad didn't lie to me, you picked me up from the vegetable market.

Mother-in-law: Yes.

Su Nuo read the message sent to him by his dear mother several times in disbelief, and handed the phone to Wang Yue: "Er Yue Er Yue, please help me to read, are these Chinese characters? Is this what people say? ? Why do I feel so heartbroken?"

Wang Yue was lying on the desk laughing and became mentally retarded: "Booming and booming, He Houhua in a trance--"

The most explosive thing is not this sentence. When Su Nuo was about to reply, he saw a new message from his mother:

Mother-in-law: Smash it!

Don't tell me to fuck me, I'm not your kid!

Master Mother: Are you on two boats?

Su Nuo carefully read the message several times, and handed it to Wang Yue again: "Er Yue, Er Yue, please help me to read it again. Is my mother's message in Chinese? Why can't I understand it?"

Wang Yue: "Standing on two boats is booming, in a trance, He Houhua hahahahahahahaha—"

Su Nuo: "..."

There is no love in this world, really.

Master Mother: I haven't cared about your inner world for too long.

Mother-in-law: Mom feels very guilty, really.

Su Nuo: Who did you hear that from...

Mother-in-law: This is not important, you have grown up, you have your own ideas, you are not as closed as before, and you are interested in girls. Mom is very happy, but how can you be in two boats!

Master Mother: Who taught you!The old lady can kill him!

Su Nuo: But I don't have two boats!I don't!

no reply.

It couldn't be that little bitch Xu Sheng made a rumor in front of his mother, right?The more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible, so he simply called back.The bell rang for a long time, and Su Nuo almost suspected that his mother had blacklisted him, but the other end finally connected: "Hello?"

It was Xu Sheng's voice.He was about to have a seizure, but he didn't expect the other party to move faster than him, and the voice didn't sound very pleasant:

"You have a girlfriend?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Host: Do you have any particularly difficult memories?

Su Nuo: ...a lot

Xu Sheng: ...

Host: Does Chef Xu seem hesitant to talk? (whispers) You can tell me secretly.

Xu Sheng: (Super low voice) I almost thought my mother-in-law and I were messing around after drinking... What are you laughing at!

Moderator: He Houhua is booming and in a trance...