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"Let's try."

The joy brought by these words expanded little by little, rippling on Xu Sheng's face, and almost blossomed.

He threw away the things in his hand, and walked up to Su Nuo in a few steps. Su Nuo took a step back and pointed to the bag on the ground: "Seafood! The seafood is about to come out, what the hell!"

"Never mind that." Xu Sheng hugged him, "Can I hug you?"

Su Nuo muttered: "Didn't you already hug me?"

Xu Sheng smiled, lowered his head to touch his forehead, and the tip of their nose rubbed against the tip of their nose, the distance made Su Nuo's face turn red eight shades.

Xu Sheng felt itchy in his heart, and pecked at the bead of his upper lip. "Can I kiss you?"

This person is really a hypocrite, Su Nuo blushed and said, "Didn't you already kiss?"

"That doesn't count..." Xu Sheng's voice became hoarse, "Do you want me to teach you what a real kiss is?"

Fortunately, Su Nuo still remembered that it was downstairs in the community, and it would be a disaster if a passing neighbor saw it.He pushed Xu Sheng away: "Teach me what, I'll talk about it when I get home."

He picked up the bag on the ground with special distress, and scolded: "You are still a cook, how can you waste ingredients like this?"

"You will still eat them later, and after eating them, you will use them to grow more fat, and then excrete their residue." Xu Sheng said, "Who will waste more?"

Is this guy serious when he says he likes him?Su Nuo began to doubt life, saying that he just agreed to have a date with this person, right?

Xu Sheng silently chased after him, touched Su Nuo's free hand with his fingers, and finally hooked Su Nuo's hand.

"Can we hold hands then?"

"You are really..." Su Nuo was convinced, he didn't bother to complain, and let Xu Sheng interlock his fingers, "It's up to you."

Xu Sheng pressed his hand on the back of his hand: "Why are your hands so fleshy?"

Just as Su Nuo was about to explode, Xu Sheng pulled his wrist and gently pressed a kiss on his ring finger.

Su Nuo's face that had faded not long ago turned red: "You..."

"Stamp first." Xu Sheng kept kissing his fingers, raised his eyes and smiled, "I've made a reservation."

One hundred thousand volts!

Su Nuo turned her head, pretending that she hadn't been shocked, and said calmly, "Yes."

Who am I Where am I Why am I here Who is this monster What's for dinner today?

Eat seafood baked rice.Well, he likes it, great.

Su Nuo dragged a chair and leaned against the door frame to watch Xu Sheng cook, taking pictures with his mobile phone like an idiot.

While patting and patting, Xu Sheng suddenly raised the spoon in his hand, and leaned towards him for the camera: "Try a taste?"

Su Nuo happily stuck up to pick up the spoon, but Xu Sheng turned his wrist and drank the soup by himself.

"Hey, you're going too far." Su Nuo yelled, "What about the most basic trust between people?"

Xu Cheng smiled and narrowed his eyes, and hooked his fingers to signal him to come closer.Su Nuo was not fooled: "Fuck you?"

He was too uncooperative, Xu Sheng had no choice but to take the initiative, forcibly raised Su Nuo's chin, bent his head to touch his lips, and fed him all the soup in his mouth.Su Nuo was caught off guard, a lot of soup overflowed from the corner of his mouth, Xu Sheng licked it away carefully, and wrapped his lips again, teasing his tongue.

"Cough..." Su Nuo was a little overwhelmed, and when Xu Sheng had had enough of playing, he covered his cheek and said, "Let's discuss it."

"Huh?" Xu Sheng's face was filled with satisfaction. Being able to be Su Nuo's guide in this respect made him feel quite complacent, "Does the soup taste good?"

"No, no, no, that's not the problem." Su Nuo said, "Can we stop farming high-level monsters right after leaving Novice Village? This is still a bit too exciting for me really... I still can't accept that I have You have to give me some time to slow down when your boyfriend realizes this fact."

Xu Sheng spread his hands: "Okay, let me let you go today."

Anyway, he has teased enough today, and there are still some tricks to save for future teasing.

"How many people did you experiment with..." Su Nuo said in a low voice, "Ordinary people really can't stand it..."

"Do you mind?" Xu Sheng said, "I've talked about being in love before."

"No." Su Nuo really didn't care much about these things, "I was just thinking, if I were as good at teasing as you at the beginning, I wouldn't be a bare-bones commander by now."

Xu Sheng poked him on the head: "Say something like that in front of your boyfriend, do you deserve a fuck?"

Su Nuo really wanted to cover her face to show her shyness: Mom's words sounded very exciting, what if he wanted to run away after hearing it?

"Go and wait on the table, don't distract me here." Xu Sheng held his shoulders and made him turn back 180 degrees, "Go and wait there, it will be fine in a while."

Emma Isn't this his dream?Su Nuo was moved and sniffed, marrying a good-looking and home-cooking wife, can eat delicious meals when she returns home, and can't extricate herself from being immersed in the ocean of happiness every day...

This is simply the pinnacle of life!

The above thoughts are just before seeing today's dinner.

He held a small bowl of baked rice in his hand, looked at the small bowl of soup next to him, and looked at the small plate of fruit in the middle of the table.

"Is this my dinner?"

"Yes." Xu Sheng said, "Baked rice is too high in calories, so you can't eat too much at night. Watermelon is also high in calories, so I replaced it with cantaloupe and eat it an hour after the meal. This soup should be drunk first, because It regulates the intestines and stomach, and has the function of clearing the intestines and defecating..."

"Don't you cook Western food!" Su Nuo protested loudly, "How can a cook care so much about the calories in food!"

"Well, usually I don't care about this so much." Xu Cheng smiled bluntly, "But a fat man like you who has grown flesh is better than not growing is not qualified to protest these and those, be a little self-conscious, and enjoy you Seafood for the last meal, because starting tomorrow, you won’t even be able to eat meat.”

Su Nuo was dumbfounded: "Is it too late for me to break up?"

"Try it if you dare to say it." He also suppressed the smirk on Xu Sheng's face, "I'll just fuck you right here."

Su Nuo burst into tears: No, I want to break up, I want to break up, I want to break up!

This bitch, Xu Sheng, has become so arrogant since he took over the position. He swept away all of Su Nuo's snacks with lightning speed, and Su Nuo almost collapsed: "No! That's my life!"

Xu Sheng sneered: "Now I am your life."

"You can't treat me like this." Su Nuo burst into tears, "I will die if I don't eat snacks for a day, do you want to be a widower?"

"This, eating too much will increase your cholesterol." Xu Sheng picked up a pack of crab roe and melon seeds, then threw it into a cardboard box, and then picked up a pack of potato chips, "This is equivalent to the bowl of rice you ate tonight. Fat is only good for people. There is no good in the bad, especially if you still eat so many messy things every day."

"How can you call it a mess, I bought non-fried ones!" Su Nuo was aggrieved, "Then you can't confiscate them all, I don't feel safe when I have nothing to eat."

"It's not that you can't eat." Xu Sheng sighed, "But you have to stop, you know? When you want to eat, ask me for it. I think you can eat it if you can."

"Oh." Su Nuo thought, it doesn't matter, he still has a kind and lovely sister at the front desk.

The sister at the front desk who helps him hide snacks is his true love!

"As for the snacks in your company, I will go to your company tomorrow and ask your colleagues to help supervise." Xu Sheng said, "After all, she is my fan, right?"

Su Nuo shook his head mechanically: "No, you think too much!"

"Anyway, I'll go there tomorrow." Xu Sheng said, "By the way, the front desk of your company is also my fan."

"..."

Su Nuo felt deep despair.

"The treadmill I bought should arrive tomorrow." Xu Sheng said, "Starting tomorrow night, let's run three kilometers every day, and go to the gym on weekends. I applied for an annual card last month, so you can come with me. "

Su Nuo hugged herself and cried, "We won't be happy if you do this."

"It's also for the sake of your body." Xu Sheng said, "It's easy to get sick when you're older. You need to pay more attention to exercise now. I've already been kind to you. If you I'm not afraid that you won't get used to it, but I hope you can do 24 sets of movements every day and run five kilometers."

Su Nuo pursed her mouth and felt aggrieved: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooible

"Well, I've already talked to my aunt about this. Of course, she doesn't know about our relationship." Xu Sheng smiled, "Auntie said she absolutely supports me, but because she has been relentless, she has no choice but to Please."

Su Nuo: "..."

As expected, he was picked up from the vegetable market. Hey, the mother-child relationship of more than [-] years has been in vain, which is really embarrassing.

"Anyway, let's set a small goal first." Xu Sheng snapped his fingers, "How about losing five catties a month? Is it a little less?"

Su Nuo shook her head fiercely: "No, no, no, I can't do it unless I die!"

"Okay, then five catties."

Su Nuo: "Listen to what people say!"

"If you can't do it, just fulfill your previous agreement." Xu Sheng said, "I don't think it looks good to dance that dance naked. It might be more interesting to dance in a thong. How about it? What color do you like? Thongs?"

Su Nuo shook his head mechanically.

"Pfft." Xu Sheng covered his face with both hands, making his mouth pout, and then kissed him, "I hope you will always be healthy and healthy, so that I can rest assured. Because I want to I will go on with you for the rest of my life and live to be a hundred years old together."

Su Nuo blushed: "I don't want to live to be a hundred years old, I'm too old, and I have to ask others to change diapers, it's very pitiful."

It makes sense.

Xu Sheng smiled and said, "Okay, it's fine to live to 80 years old, let's live to 80 years old together."